Jolie or Anniston? That's hard to say, depending on circumstance. Which is a better actress? I've put them at about equal, though perhaps with a slight edge to Jolie.
Now, if it's the classic boff/date question, I'd date Anniston, she seems like a really kind, interesting person that would be fun to get to know better. But if it's just uncaring sex, definitely Jolie. She looks like a freak, and would do things that would leave you crying in the corner, never to speak of again.
#5
Frank
Coke and Jolie, in any category.
#6
WasabiPoptart
I love Pepsi but it gives me intestinal distress. So I have to drink Coke if I want a cola.
And definitely Jennifer Anniston. She may not be the best actress and has played some mediocre roles, but she seems like she would be nice if we ever met.
#7
MindDetective
I prefer Pepsi but my wife prefers Coke, so it's coke.
Jolie is nice to look at but I think I prefer the girl-next-door thing Anniston has going on.
#8
ThatNickGuy
Grue.
#9
North_Ranger
Coke.
Schtoink Jolie, otherwise Aniston.
#10
GasBandit
Grocery Store Generic Equivalent for 40% the price.
Second answer depends a lot on exactly what the question is. Marry? Schtoink? Hang out with? Have to listen to for extended periods of time?
#11
phil
Kill Pepsi marry fresca and bang anniston.
Source: horrible bosses.
#12
HCGLNS
Coke.
Jolie. Seriously I would walk past a naked Anistan to look at a crumpled polaroid of Angelina.
#13
Terrik
I think Coke Zero tastes better than Pepsi Max, I'll probably also take regular coke over pepsi, but I like Pepsi's other brands better.
*has Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston both turn him down*
#17
Zappit
Coke.
Couldn't care less about the other two. And Pepsi.
#18
SpecialKO
No Grue option? I call shenanigans! It's a spambot! Run!
#19
PatrThom
Pepsi and Jolie.
-It's really an unfair comparison since there is no "Coke Throwback."
-Say what you will about either, I admire and respect Jolie's ability to Not Care What Anyone Else Thinks more than I am moved by Aniston's wealth or noteriety.
"bangability" was not a factor in this contest. Who would really want a play-by-play of how you compare to Brad Pitt all night? Just friends, thanks.
--Patrick
#20
Gared
Oh damn, I forgot about Throwback. Did they ever do a Throwback rootbeer? I'd love to have some real sugar root beer. Though, I suppose I can get that from several of the small craft soda companies.
it's just uncaring sex, definitely Jolie. She looks like a freak, and would do things that would leave you crying in the corner, never to speak of again.
On an unrelated tangent... the way Luke is in that scene always makes me think he is doing a bunny rabbit impression. A very angsty bunny rabbit, but still...