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#1

Squidleybits

Squidleybits

Coke or Pepsi?

Angelina Jolie or Jennifer Aniston?


#2

Gared

Gared

Coke or Pepsi?

Angelina Jolie or Jennifer Aniston?
Pepsi. While I actually like the taste of Coke better than Pepsi, I like the other Pepsi brand selections better than I do Coke's.

Angelina. Aniston plays way too many whiny bitch roles.


#3

Shakey

Shakey

I really don't care. I'm not particularly fond of either, but I'll drink them if I need to. I wouldn't be able to tell the difference between them.

Aniston. Angelinas lips scare me.


#4

Ravenpoe

Ravenpoe

Coke or Pepsi?

Angelina Jolie or Jennifer Aniston?
Coke, any day of the week.

Jolie or Anniston? That's hard to say, depending on circumstance. Which is a better actress? I've put them at about equal, though perhaps with a slight edge to Jolie.

Now, if it's the classic boff/date question, I'd date Anniston, she seems like a really kind, interesting person that would be fun to get to know better. But if it's just uncaring sex, definitely Jolie. She looks like a freak, and would do things that would leave you crying in the corner, never to speak of again.


#5

Frank

Frank

Coke and Jolie, in any category.


#6

WasabiPoptart

WasabiPoptart

I love Pepsi but it gives me intestinal distress. So I have to drink Coke if I want a cola.

And definitely Jennifer Anniston. She may not be the best actress and has played some mediocre roles, but she seems like she would be nice if we ever met.


#7

MindDetective

MindDetective

I prefer Pepsi but my wife prefers Coke, so it's coke.

Jolie is nice to look at but I think I prefer the girl-next-door thing Anniston has going on.


#8

ThatNickGuy

ThatNickGuy

Grue.


#9

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Coke.

Schtoink Jolie, otherwise Aniston.


#10

GasBandit

GasBandit

Grocery Store Generic Equivalent for 40% the price.

Second answer depends a lot on exactly what the question is. Marry? Schtoink? Hang out with? Have to listen to for extended periods of time?


#11

phil

phil

Kill Pepsi marry fresca and bang anniston.

Source: horrible bosses.


#12

HCGLNS

HCGLNS

Coke.

Jolie. Seriously I would walk past a naked Anistan to look at a crumpled polaroid of Angelina.


#13

Terrik

Terrik

I think Coke Zero tastes better than Pepsi Max, I'll probably also take regular coke over pepsi, but I like Pepsi's other brands better.

Also, Jolie.


#14

Jay

Jay

Brio


#15

Gilgamesh

Gilgamesh

Should have made it a poll Squidleybits ;)


#16

bhamv3

bhamv3

Why not both?

*mixes Coke and Pepsi, drinks it*

*has Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston both turn him down*


#17

Zappit

Zappit

Coke.

Couldn't care less about the other two. And Pepsi.


#18

SpecialKO

SpecialKO

No Grue option? I call shenanigans! It's a spambot! Run!


#19

PatrThom

PatrThom

Pepsi and Jolie.
-It's really an unfair comparison since there is no "Coke Throwback."
-Say what you will about either, I admire and respect Jolie's ability to Not Care What Anyone Else Thinks more than I am moved by Aniston's wealth or noteriety.

"bangability" was not a factor in this contest. Who would really want a play-by-play of how you compare to Brad Pitt all night? Just friends, thanks.

--Patrick


#20

Gared

Gared

Oh damn, I forgot about Throwback. Did they ever do a Throwback rootbeer? I'd love to have some real sugar root beer. Though, I suppose I can get that from several of the small craft soda companies.


#21

sixpackshaker

sixpackshaker

*mixes Coke and Pepsi, drinks it*
YOU'LL TEAR THE VERY FABRIC OF THE SPACE TIME CONTINUUM!!!!


#22

CynicismKills

CynicismKills

Throwback Dr Pepper is amazing. Throwback Pepsi tastes like diet and that's naaaaaaaaasty.


#23

Thread Necromancer

Thread Necromancer

Coke, any day of the week.
agreed

Jolie or Anniston? That's hard to say ....
No it's not.

it's just uncaring sex, definitely Jolie. She looks like a freak, and would do things that would leave you crying in the corner, never to speak of again.
DING DING DING DING!!!! We have a winner ladies and gentlemen!!!


#24

CynicismKills

CynicismKills

Throwback Dr Pepper is amazing. Throwback Pepsi tastes like diet and that's naaaaaaaaasty.
Disagree all you want, but search your feelings. You know it to be true.


#25

Terrik

Terrik

Disagree all you want, but search your feelings. You know it to be true.


#26

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

On an unrelated tangent... the way Luke is in that scene always makes me think he is doing a bunny rabbit impression. A very angsty bunny rabbit, but still...


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