Slender Man
Sighs. Just, sighs.
Oddly, I hope this idea gets a second chance from someone else in the future? I think the idea of Slender Man movie could be great, but this wasn't it. It's got nearly every trope under the sun and I'm sorry but the amount of times no one turned the lights on was ridiculous and noticeable. The effects were cheap, and the tension was pretty non-existent, even the jump scares weren't that..scary.
I feel like this is going to be a teen starter scary movie - like 10-12 year olds will watch this as their first horror movie and think it's great.
The 'Burbs
So, because Slender Man was a bust, my date and I went back to his place and watched The Burbs instead because I had never seen it (a travesty!). And it was hilarious! It was funny and silly, but in the best way. Young Tom Hanks is a gem. If you're in the mood for some slapstick comedy, 80's/90's movie making, would recommend! It's got some great one-liners, and the plot was more interesting than Slender Man, 1000%. Would recommend.