Mortal Kombat
You know, I was thinking about the word "reboot". A reboot refers to when you restore your computer back to its original state. Appropriately, then, this new Mortal Kombat movie feels like a reboot of the Mortal Kombat film series in that it feels like we've gone back to the first 1995 movie in many ways.
Like the 1995 movie, some of the cast can't fight, some of the cast can't act, and some of the cast can't do either. The only exceptions are probably Hiroyuki Sanada as Scorpion and Joe Taslim as Sub-Zero, who give a good account of themselves in fights while also delivering competent acting performances. Everyone else either obviously can't fight, as shown by their fight scenes taking place in the dark and having too many cuts, or obviously can't act, which makes it almost cringe-worthy when they're delivering lines.
Speaking of lines, the quality of the writing and the story is also pretty shoddy. Some of the lines sound like they came from a teenager's fanfiction, while the storyline itself starts out okay before descending into utterly bizarre illogicality. They also kept trying to shoehorn references into the movie, to the detriment of the movie. When Sub-Zero mentions the Lin Kuei without addressing what the Lin Kuei actually are, my wife ended up very confused. Also, they kept trying to shove lines from the games into the movie, like "finish him", "flawless victory", "test your might" etc, but they just sound weird when they show up. Oh, and Kano is more or less reduced to the comic relief, with one moment that's pretty much slapstick. I wouldn't be surprised if the script just had "Kano says something crass" sprinkled in there. The protagonist Cole Young turns out to be a new original character after all, an obvious audience surrogate that exists only for other characters to deliver exposition at him, before sending him into another fight scene. And (spoiler alert!) he ends up getting a special power that makes him nigh-on invincible; it's like the movie decided, "Yeah, let's give him literal plot armor!"
In the original 1995 movie, there were a bunch of characters that seemed to only show up to tick a box. Similarly, in this movie there are a bunch of characters who show up just to participate in a fight or two before getting killed off. Granted, some of these characters do have a few cool moments, I particularly like how they did Kabal's fight scenes, but ultimately they become just throwaway mooks for our protagonists to beat up. I hope no one here's a fan of Nitara.
On the whole, this movie feels like it's about the same quality as the 1995 film. Sure, the fights are gorier, and the special effects are better, but ultimately it's not really a good movie, and would probably only be enjoyed by avid fans of the games. Turn off your brain and just enjoy the sight of people beating each other up.
Sonya was hot though. And Cole's wife was also hot. And okay, Mileena's hot if you can get past the teeth thing.