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Teen dies after masturbating 42 times in one day

#1

IronBrig4

IronBrig4



#2



makare

you'd think he'd be too sore to go on.. also i wonder if he knows the meaning to life now


#3

HoboNinja

HoboNinja

This is how I want to go, but with actual snoo snoo and not jerkin' my gherkin.


#4

Baerdog

Baerdog

So who counted?


#5

IronBrig4

IronBrig4

Even Brock Sampson limited himself to eleven times in one day (just to see if he could). 42 times sounds like it was very painful.


#6

Tress

Tress

I call bullshit on that article.


#7



Biannoshufu

I call bullshit on that article.
totally this.


#8

Krisken

Krisken

I call bullshit on the site. Advertising note- one sound ad at a time, dick brains.


#9

David

David

Damn, he was attracted to all women regardless of their texture physics? Bad texture physics is too much of a turn-off for me.


#10



Philosopher B.

Poor writing, ridiculous picture, impossible concept ... definitely a case of shit de la bull.


#11

sixpackshaker

sixpackshaker

42 times in one night? He must have been a two pump chump.


#12

strawman

strawman

The answer to life, the universe, and everything.


#13

Hylian

Hylian

The answer to life, the universe, and everything.
Masturbation or death?


#14



makare

endurance


#15

Jay

Jay



#16

CrimsonSoul

CrimsonSoul

Glad I stopped myself at 41


#17

sixpackshaker

sixpackshaker

So who counted?
They probably counted the Kleenex in the wastebasket.


#18

fade

fade

Sounds like Nick's prom night.


#19



rabbitgod

I logged on just to 'like' fades post.

Moving along.


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