Teen dies after masturbating 42 times in one day

[IronBrig4]

http://m24digital.com/en/2011/08/26/unusual-boy-dies-after-masturbating-42-times/

Well, it looks like he's... pretty stiff now.

 

[makare]

you'd think he'd be too sore to go on.. also i wonder if he knows the meaning to life now

 

[HoboNinja]

This is how I want to go, but with actual snoo snoo and not jerkin' my gherkin.

 

[Baerdog]

So who counted?

 

[IronBrig4]

Even Brock Sampson limited himself to eleven times in one day (just to see if he could). 42 times sounds like it was very painful.

 

[Tress]

I call bullshit on that article.

 

[Biannoshufu]

I call bullshit on that article.

totally this.

 

[Krisken]

I call bullshit on the site. Advertising note- one sound ad at a time, dick brains.

 

[David]

Damn, he was attracted to all women regardless of their texture physics? Bad texture physics is too much of a turn-off for me.

 

[Philosopher B.]

Poor writing, ridiculous picture, impossible concept ... definitely a case of shit de la bull.

 

[sixpackshaker]

42 times in one night? He must have been a two pump chump.

 

[strawman]

The answer to life, the universe, and everything.

 

[Hylian]

The answer to life, the universe, and everything.

Masturbation or death?

 

[makare]

endurance

 

[Jay]

 

[CrimsonSoul]

Glad I stopped myself at 41

 

[sixpackshaker]

So who counted?

They probably counted the Kleenex in the wastebasket.

 

[fade]

Sounds like Nick's prom night.

 

[rabbitgod]

I logged on just to 'like' fades post.

Moving along.