No, I loved the part when they got super serious about rescuing civilians(the male and female leads) after several dozen egyptians got massacred a foot away from them.
Espy said:Nice review.
So why aren't you happy Charlie? You wanted to see a extremely shitty and insulting movie and you saw one, right? So you should be happy?
Adammon said:[spoiler:1gmdljr2]the over the top acting from the parents in Act 3 when it becomes clear that Sam has to do something by himself[/spoiler:1gmdljr2] helped save Megan Fox from her own terrible acting.
-- Wed Jul 08, 2009 5:46 pm --
My GOD, the humping. There was less of it in Basic Instinct.Charlie Dont Surf said:The robot that humped Megan Fox's leg had a more satisfying arc.
While I agree it kind of hung out there unearned, parents loving their kid isn't much of an arc to develop I think it was actually meant to be played as a joke like the piece from Act 1 was and Mr Bay accidently replaced Yakkity Sax with "Generic Dramatic Sad Music"Charlie Dont Surf said:Adammon said:[spoiler:3lsvd0gw]the over the top acting from the parents in Act 3 when it becomes clear that Sam has to do something by himself[/spoiler:3lsvd0gw] helped save Megan Fox from her own terrible acting.
-- Wed Jul 08, 2009 5:46 pm --
The movie didn't earn that moment at all, in any way whatsoever. The parents mention that sort of thing in the first 10 minutes, then it's COMPLETELY FORGOTTEN FOR TWO AND A HALF HOURS, then all of a sudden you get this dramatic family core climactic moment that is supposed to mean something and show change in the character. Nope. Sorry. The robot that humped Megan Fox's leg had a more satisfying arc.
Now... hold on a second... could you explain this? Because right after this you refer to something that, in your own words, was "over the top" so... I'm worried about what you are defining as "good". Bad acting is "good"? What exactly in this trainwreck was "good"? A lot of people have been saying a lot of things around here but so far no one can seem to explain what was "good" other than "AWESOME! ROBOTS! FIGHTING! TITS!".Adammon said:There was much good in the movie
Isn't that enough? :smug:Espy said:.....so far no one can seem to explain what was "good" other than "AWESOME! ROBOTS! FIGHTING! TITS!".
Sometimes you need to just shut off your brain and enjoy the food, man.Espy said:You know, I love strawberries. I really do. I love them on cheesecake, I love a good strawberry margarita... I mean, damn, you can do so much with strawberries.
So it stands to reason, that if a desert or dish has strawberries I'm gonna like it, right? I mean, that should be enough for me right?
The other day I ordered this nice big plate of sashimi. Mmmm. It came with soy sauce dipped strawberries. Grossest thing I have ever had, and I love strawberries.
So I guess... just cause something you love is in front of you doesn't mean it don't stink.
So, the strawberries were still awesome, but it was the mixture with soy sauce that displeased you.Espy said:You know, I love strawberries. I really do. I love them on cheesecake, I love a good strawberry margarita... I mean, damn, you can do so much with strawberries.
So it stands to reason, that if a desert or dish has strawberries I'm gonna like it, right? I mean, that should be enough for me right?
The other day I ordered this nice big plate of sashimi. Mmmm. It came with soy sauce dipped strawberries. Grossest thing I have ever had, and I love strawberries.
So I guess... just cause something you love is in front of you doesn't mean it don't stink.
Not only that, but some people would say that you would be wrong for liking it yourself.Vagabond said:So, the strawberries were still awesome, but it was the mixture with soy sauce that displeased you.Espy said:You know, I love strawberries. I really do. I love them on cheesecake, I love a good strawberry margarita... I mean, damn, you can do so much with strawberries.
So it stands to reason, that if a desert or dish has strawberries I'm gonna like it, right? I mean, that should be enough for me right?
The other day I ordered this nice big plate of sashimi. Mmmm. It came with soy sauce dipped strawberries. Grossest thing I have ever had, and I love strawberries.
So I guess... just cause something you love is in front of you doesn't mean it don't stink.
Do you see what I'm getting at here?
that is to say, absolutley nothing at all
The fact they were serving it probably means someone, other then you, actually likes strawberries with soy source. Foreign concept, I know.So I guess... just cause something you love is in front of you doesn't mean it don't stink.
My guess is you took my comment completely serious? That is a shame.Kissinger said:Have you ever even seen Citizen Kane?
Have to agree to disagree on that point, you have made it very clear you hate the movie, and good for you, you have an opinion! :smug:Good metaphor..but you forgot the part of it where the fast food was smothered with dog poop.
Kissinger said:You probably wouldn't like it.
ScytheRexx said:My guess is you took my comment completely serious? That is a shame.Kissinger said:Have you ever even seen Citizen Kane?
Have to agree to disagree on that point, you have made it very clear you hate the movie, and good for you, you have an opinion! :smug:Good metaphor..but you forgot the part of it where the fast food was smothered with dog poop.
If that's what you think quality is....Krisken said:Wow, with all the pud smilies, the quality of this thread is looking up!
I am eager to hear which films you are looking forward to, filmfanatic.filmfanatic said:Come on, guys. Let's calm down and stop this from turning into just another flame war. Perhaps we should turn our attention to upcoming films? Maybe discuss those coming out later this summer?
Here, let me help you with that.Kissinger said:If that's what you think quality is....Krisken said:Wow, with all the pud smilies, the quality of this thread is looking up!
Oh, wait, you liked Transformers 2.
I said it was really bad, but I can understand why others would like it. Hell, I shrugged off all the bad parts (most of it) and liked the fight scenes.Shannow said:Well, in a thread about transformers 2, we are going to be putting our opinions of the movie there.
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I thought Krisken did not like it.