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The Crimson Claw Wants You!

#1

Zappit

Zappit



Have your likeness appear in Supervillainous as a new recruit of the charismatic Crimson Claw! You may very well make a tremendously short cameo in the current storyline, and receive all the same benefits of a non-union henchman - none!

Note: Employment in the services of the Crimson Claw is fraught with adventure, glory, and peril! Your hunching experience may differ from those of your new coworkers, particularly as you're essentially disposable cannon fodder. But you get the awesome uniform and a laser blaster! Those surviving past the first eight months will receive jetpack training!

To sign up for this "elite" corps, simply post a clear picture of yourself, either photographic or an artist's rendition, and you may very well be selected to be part of the team.

Legal Stuff: There is no monetary prize or compensation for this. By submitting your picture, you are granting the creator of Supervillainous the rights to feature your likeness in one strip of the comic. If that strip should be featured in future collections or printings, no compensation will be paid.


#2

Chad Sexington

Chad Sexington

The kids call 'em selfies:
thekids.jpg
Fell asleep on the train:
sleepontrain.jpg


#3

Gusto

Gusto





And a couple heroic ones:





#4

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Hmmm... Gotta take a picture of my current mug. I even got me a nice forehead scar now, too. It looks like a cat's eye :D


#5

strawman

strawman

I think I'd make a unique addition to your team, for the brief time I might remain alive around all those traps.



Without gaining their permission, I hereby give you permission to recruit the several halforumites that attended the michigan get-together:



(I think that's @BErt @DarkAudit @PatrThom @Enresshou and @stienman - perhaps even in that order)

You can find other pictures of me here and here. I might need a bigger office than normal just for "bring your child to work day" as well as adequate bike parking.


Also if I have a choice I probably won't be joining the henchmen union.[DOUBLEPOST=1376661601,1376661150][/DOUBLEPOST]You may recruit my children as well, they are trying to save up money for their own space shuttle. We plan to claim the moon (we aren't bound by the space treaty) for ourselves.


#6

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

How's this for a henchman?



#7

Ravenpoe

Ravenpoe

If you have any henchmen with a beard, I'm just going to assume that's me.


#8

Dave

Dave

oldman1d.jpg


#9

PatrThom

PatrThom

(I think that's @BErt @DarkAudit @PatrThom @Enresshou and @stienman - perhaps even in that order)
From left to right, the guy who idolizes Meat and wants to be like him, the engineer/technician (think Danny from Nukees), the guy who is nice enough but has something secret going on in his basement (think Judge Reinhold from Beverly Hills Cop II), the new-guy-first-day-on-the-job-being-a-henchman-it's-so-cool!, and the middle manager guy who also happens to be in charge of the cafeteria and runs it like a dictatorship.

My name is PatrThom and I approve this message.

--Patrick


#10

Shawn

Shawn



#11

Hylian

Hylian






Me and my niece at the Hands On Children's Museum. (obviously I am the one on the right)


#12

Shawn

Shawn

I work cheap: 3 meals a day, and the promise that it won't take more than 10 seconds for me to die.


#13

Chad Sexington

Chad Sexington

You look eerily like my sister's boyfriend...


#14

strawman

strawman

... in charge of the cafeteria and runs it like a dictatorship.


#15

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Man, we're gonna be one nerdy-looking bunch of henchmen :D I wonder if we should start a betting pool on who dies first and how...


#16

Dave

Dave

Me. Of old age.


#17

Chad Sexington

Chad Sexington

Man, we're gonna be one nerdy-looking bunch of henchmen :D I wonder if we should start a betting pool on who dies first and how...
Tontine, anyone?


#18

GasBandit

GasBandit

Just be careful not to make it "Halforums: The Comic," yah?


#19

Dave

Dave

I knew what these were but never before knew what they were called. TIL, indeed!


#20

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Only if we find a priceless collection of art in a German castle.


#21

Zappit

Zappit

Just be careful not to make it "Halforums: The Comic," yah?
I wouldn't worry. Your comic counterparts either won't last long, or will disappear among the faceless uniformed henchmen masses.


#22

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

I wouldn't worry. Your comic counterparts either won't last long, or will disappear among the faceless uniformed henchmen masses.
Man, why am I getting flashbacks to my days in the army?


#23

sixpackshaker

sixpackshaker

Here, take a young me along... man I had hair once...



#24

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Here, take a young me along... man I had hair once...

You sure did. But who's the guy with the glasses next to you?


#25

Ravenpoe

Ravenpoe

Here, take a young me along... man I had hair once...

You changed from a German Shepard to a Golden Retriever? How'd you do that?


#26

MindDetective

MindDetective

Behold!
Me-classy.png


#27

Bowielee

Bowielee

bowielee.jpg
rings.jpg


Pick your poison.


#28

Frank

Frank

nerf.jpg


#29

tinabeebz

tinabeebz


I'm just gonna leave these things here.
Anybody feel free to photoshop a bomb into my photo ;D


#30

Ravenpoe

Ravenpoe

Some days you just can't get rid of a beach ball.


#31

Bubble181

Bubble181

My picture is MindDetective with a darker shade of beard. Or Hylian, hairless. Or half of the rest of this forum, really. The bald bearded guy obviously has to become a staple of your comic, as the local Red Shirt :p


#32

Gusto

Gusto

So that is definitely @stienman and I in panel 2. :)


#33

Zappit

Zappit

Yep. I'm obviously getting the likenesses right, because you guys are finding them all! Well...there are two more in panel three.


#34

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

I'm seeing no head scars yet. So I'll wait.


#35

Zappit

Zappit

I'm seeing no head scars yet. So I'll wait.
Take another look. You're in there.


#36

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Take another look. You're in there.
...

It's the bespectacled guy right in front line, left-hand corner, isn't it?

God, I feel so stupid now.

*forehead smack*

...

OWWW!


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