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The Cure For Cancer Found: In Tick Spit?

#1

Cheesy1

Cheesy1

Apparently, according to Brazilian scientists:


#2

Ross

Ross

Still no cure for... wait, we did it? Sweet. High fives all around if it works.


#3

Ravenpoe

Ravenpoe

That's all well and good, until they tear down the rainforest where the tick lives.



#4

Hylian

Hylian




#6

Thread Necromancer

Thread Necromancer

Someone get this some smurfing funding ASAP!!!

.... oh wait, that's the problem. Big medicine wants to treat, not cure, because it's so much more profitable.

:facepalm:


#7



Chazwozel

Someone get this some smurfing funding ASAP!!!

.... oh wait, that's the problem. Big medicine wants to treat, not cure, because it's so much more profitable.

:facepalm:
:facepalm:

And for some actual truth and not made up conspiracy bullshit pulled out of one's ass:



#8

MindDetective

MindDetective

http://www.phdcomics.com/comics.php?f=1162

---------- Post added at 01:41 PM ---------- Previous post was at 01:41 PM ----------

:facepalm:

And for some actual truth and not made up conspiracy bullshit pulled out of one's ass:
Damn you!


#9

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

I didn't even know ticks could salivate.


#10

Green_Lantern

Green_Lantern

interesting how he had to say "outside of brazil", but I shouldn't be surprise, we are just a bunch of savages anyway.


#11



Chazwozel

Just to put things in perspective for the non-scientists, specifically the non-molecular biologists around here. I've been hearing of miracle cures for cancer and AIDS since I began undergrad back in 1999. In fact, when I started at my company the HR lady doing the orientation bullshit- selling the company to us- was blubbering about how in two years we're expected to develop the first HIV vaccine. I couldn't help but to raise my hand and inform her that she was more than likely grossly ill informed.


#12

Cheesy1

Cheesy1

So what you're saying is that a tick spit enema WON'T cure my colon cancer? :moon:

DAMN IT!! :explode:


#13

Shannow

Shannow



#14

Enresshou

Enresshou

Or, in other words:



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