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I want a movie based on Richard Avery*'s Expendables. I want it so bad.

--Patrick
(*Edmund Cooper)

IT WAS

FUCKING

AMAZING

IS WHAT

IT WAS

And action fans everywhere splooged their trousers.

FUCK YEAH!!!! i've been waiting for this movie ever since i saw the cast list on imdb

so, like, "Every Male Action Hero Ever?"

I'm sad Bruce Willis isn't one of the main characters, though. A cameo is not enough, dammit!!!


That being said... seeing Schwarzenegger, Stallone and Willis standing together did make my 15-year old self scream out in glee.

Man. This is going to be awesome.

That's was a nice shot... of MANLINESS. UNF.

What a cast! What a movie!

I WANT THIS RIGHT NOW! GIVE IT TO ME!

My brain was overwhelmed... my smile just got bigger and bigger every time they showed a new character. I wonder what the casting budget was for this movie.

DOLPH!!! I damned near yelled YES! when I saw him. But I realized in time that I am sitting in my cube...

i thought he was dead...

I'd be more excited if they didn't rely so much on guns, or as I call them, the tools of cowards and criminals.

also,

i thought he was dead...

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dolph lundgren is both immortal and unstoppable.

.

Dang. This is going to be splendid.

That's the Bat-make-things-go-fast-but-in-a-non-leathal-way-a-ma-jig

The Goddamn Batman said:

I'd be more excited if they didn't rely so much on guns, or as I call them, the tools of cowards and criminals.

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And so, I'm already fucking pissed off by the stupid alts.

The Dolph is too awesome to ever die. He's more awesome than Chuck Norris. Yeah, that's right. I said it.

I for one am looking forward to the Geriatric Assassination Squad.

sixpackshaker said:

I for one am looking forward to the Geriatric Assassination Squad.

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You know it's kind of crazy when Jason Statham is the youngest one there.

By a wide margin, in fact. Even Stone Cold and Jet Li have almost a decade on him.

EDIT: Dolph is a terrifying renaissance bad-ass. Master's degree in chem engineering, Fulbright scholar, actor, trained soldier and martial artist, and makes burglars piss themselves from a distance.

Philosopher B. said:

And action fans everywhere splooged their trousers.

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*tosses her jeans in the laundry*

Yep.

Yay!

The trailer couldn't even make the plot coherent.

I've got high expectations.

Vagabond said:

The trailer couldn't even make the plot coherent.

I've got high expectations.

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I doubt the movie will make the plot coherent either.

Pfft. If there's a plot and character development, I'll be SORELY disappointed.

It'll just get in the way of the explosions.

I just filled the cup

I keep forgetting Stone Cold is in the movie.

I don't keep forgetting how fucking stoked I am to see it.

I'm still getting off to this news.

That shot with Ahnold, Bruce and Stallone all talking to eachother makes my head explode. True Story.

I've hesitated to say anything about this movie, but this movie looks like a ride.

I am not prepared. But I am ready.

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Also, I thought Ahnold wasn't going to do any movies while he was governor. That's what I read when Terminator Salvation came out, and they had wanted him for a cameo. He had made an election promise not to appear in any films while he was governor.

Not that I'm complaining, mind you.