The Expendables

[ElJuski]

http://movies.yahoo.com/movie/1808411960/video/

 

[PatrThom]

I want a movie based on Richard Avery*'s Expendables. I want it so bad.

--Patrick
(*Edmund Cooper)

 

[phil]

WHAT

THE HELL

WAS THAT


?!?!?

 

[ElJuski]

IT WAS

FUCKING

AMAZING

IS WHAT

IT WAS

 

[Philosopher B.]

And action fans everywhere splooged their trousers.

 

[wana10]

FUCK YEAH!!!! i've been waiting for this movie ever since i saw the cast list on imdb

 

[Andromache]

so, like, "Every Male Action Hero Ever?"

 

[Calleja]

I'm sad Bruce Willis isn't one of the main characters, though. A cameo is not enough, dammit!!!


That being said... seeing Schwarzenegger, Stallone and Willis standing together did make my 15-year old self scream out in glee.

 

[CynicismKills]

Man. This is going to be awesome.

 

[edzepp]

That's was a nice shot... of MANLINESS. UNF.

 

[Ross]

What a cast! What a movie!

I WANT THIS RIGHT NOW! GIVE IT TO ME!

My brain was overwhelmed... my smile just got bigger and bigger every time they showed a new character. I wonder what the casting budget was for this movie.

 

[sixpackshaker]

DOLPH!!! I damned near yelled YES! when I saw him. But I realized in time that I am sitting in my cube...

i thought he was dead...

 

[phil]

I'd be more excited if they didn't rely so much on guns, or as I call them, the tools of cowards and criminals.

also,

i thought he was dead...

dolph lundgren is both immortal and unstoppable.

 

[sixpackshaker]

.

 

[Cajungal]

Dang. This is going to be splendid.

 

[phil]

That's the Bat-make-things-go-fast-but-in-a-non-leathal-way-a-ma-jig

 

[ElJuski]

I'd be more excited if they didn't rely so much on guns, or as I call them, the tools of cowards and criminals.

And so, I'm already fucking pissed off by the stupid alts.

 

[ThatNickGuy]

The Dolph is too awesome to ever die. He's more awesome than Chuck Norris. Yeah, that's right. I said it.

 

[sixpackshaker]

I for one am looking forward to the Geriatric Assassination Squad.

 

[SpecialKO]

I for one am looking forward to the Geriatric Assassination Squad.

You know it's kind of crazy when Jason Statham is the youngest one there.

By a wide margin, in fact. Even Stone Cold and Jet Li have almost a decade on him.

EDIT: Dolph is a terrifying renaissance bad-ass. Master's degree in chem engineering, Fulbright scholar, actor, trained soldier and martial artist, and makes burglars piss themselves from a distance.

 

[Shegokigo]

And action fans everywhere splooged their trousers.

*tosses her jeans in the laundry*

Yep.

 

[Gusto]

Yay!

 

[Vagabond]

The trailer couldn't even make the plot coherent.

I've got high expectations.

 

[sixpackshaker]

The trailer couldn't even make the plot coherent.

I've got high expectations.

I doubt the movie will make the plot coherent either.

 

[ThatNickGuy]

Pfft. If there's a plot and character development, I'll be SORELY disappointed.

It'll just get in the way of the explosions.

 

[Charlie Don't Surf]

I just filled the cup

 

[Frank]

I keep forgetting Stone Cold is in the movie.

I don't keep forgetting how fucking stoked I am to see it.

 

[ElJuski]

I'm still getting off to this news.

 

[checkeredhat]

That shot with Ahnold, Bruce and Stallone all talking to eachother makes my head explode. True Story.

 

[Rob King]

I've hesitated to say anything about this movie, but this movie looks like a ride.

I am not prepared. But I am ready.

---------- Post added at 04:32 PM ---------- Previous post was at 04:30 PM ----------

Also, I thought Ahnold wasn't going to do any movies while he was governor. That's what I read when Terminator Salvation came out, and they had wanted him for a cameo. He had made an election promise not to appear in any films while he was governor.

Not that I'm complaining, mind you.