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The god of Cake

#1



Matt²



#2



rabbitgod

Cake is the only thing that matters. So simple yet so elegant.


#3

Baerdog

Baerdog

Sorry guys but I'm going to have to disprove you with the very same blog.

Hyperbole and a Half: Cake Versus Pie: A Scientific Approach

Searching for that post took way longer than it should have because I got distracted by too many of her other ones. >_>


#4

Hailey Knight

Hailey Knight

I too prefer pie.

But those drawings were hilarious.


#5

Fun Size

Fun Size

Yeah. This makes me happy.


#6

checkeredhat

checkeredhat

I too prefer pie.

But those drawings were hilarious.
This man speaks the truth.


#7

Officer_Charon

Officer_Charon

I can't even drive right now.... I do believe I've hurt myself from laughing so hard... srsly u gaiz..... Oh God, that was great.

CAAAAAAAAAAAKE!


#8

DarkAudit

DarkAudit

But... but... the cake is a lie.

(someone had to say it.)


#9

filmfanatic

filmfanatic

But... but... the cake is a lie.

(someone had to say it.)
That's why you have the pie.


#10

Dave

Dave

What really sucks is that no matter how hard I try I will never be as funny as that girl.


#11

strawman

strawman

What really sucks is that no matter how hard I try I will never be as funny as that girl.
Yeah... I'm pretty sure you don't want all the other crazy that comes with it...

Just remember:

***WHAM***

pause...

"...I ... had... the time of my life.... no I've never felt this way before..."


#12

Dave

Dave

Touche, FLP, touche.


Well played.


#13

Green_Lantern

Green_Lantern

I sometimes feel like the only person that truly hates to gourge himself out till I puke.


#14

Hailey Knight

Hailey Knight

I don't know if I hate it, because I feel sick just eating a little too much, let alone a lot of too much.


#15

Green_Lantern

Green_Lantern

I don't know if I hate it, because I feel sick just eating a little too much, let alone a lot of too much.
In general I can't eat large quantities of food, I usually get awestruck/creeped out with what other people can swallow in one sitting.


Also, the "My dog is retarded" story is hilarious.


#16

Hailey Knight

Hailey Knight

I should amend by saying that it takes a while to reach the "too much" point, so maybe we're not in the same camp anyway. I don't gorge, but I eat a ton.

I like the story "The Party" as well. If half of this stuff is true... that poor mother.


#17

Baerdog

Baerdog

Oh man the party one is good. I really like the fish story also.


#18

Green_Lantern

Green_Lantern

Fish Story?

I actually become curious about how the party went, I mean, imagine all the other kids reaction to the sedatated girl.


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