The god of Cake

[Matt²]

Hyperbole and a Half: The God of Cake

O_O

^__^

hehe

 

[rabbitgod]

Cake is the only thing that matters. So simple yet so elegant.

 

[Baerdog]

Sorry guys but I'm going to have to disprove you with the very same blog.

Hyperbole and a Half: Cake Versus Pie: A Scientific Approach

Searching for that post took way longer than it should have because I got distracted by too many of her other ones. >_>

 

[Hailey Knight]

I too prefer pie.

But those drawings were hilarious.

 

[Fun Size]

Yeah. This makes me happy.

 

[checkeredhat]

I too prefer pie.

But those drawings were hilarious.

This man speaks the truth.

 

[Officer_Charon]

I can't even drive right now.... I do believe I've hurt myself from laughing so hard... srsly u gaiz..... Oh God, that was great.

CAAAAAAAAAAAKE!

 

[DarkAudit]

But... but... the cake is a lie.

(someone had to say it.)

 

[filmfanatic]

But... but... the cake is a lie.

(someone had to say it.)

That's why you have the pie.

 

[Dave]

What really sucks is that no matter how hard I try I will never be as funny as that girl.

 

[strawman]

What really sucks is that no matter how hard I try I will never be as funny as that girl.

Yeah... I'm pretty sure you don't want all the other crazy that comes with it...

Just remember:

***WHAM***

pause...

"...I ... had... the time of my life.... no I've never felt this way before..."

 

[Dave]

Touche, FLP, touche.


Well played.

 

[Green_Lantern]

I sometimes feel like the only person that truly hates to gourge himself out till I puke.

 

[Hailey Knight]

I don't know if I hate it, because I feel sick just eating a little too much, let alone a lot of too much.

 

[Green_Lantern]

I don't know if I hate it, because I feel sick just eating a little too much, let alone a lot of too much.

In general I can't eat large quantities of food, I usually get awestruck/creeped out with what other people can swallow in one sitting.


Also, the "My dog is retarded" story is hilarious.

 

[Hailey Knight]

I should amend by saying that it takes a while to reach the "too much" point, so maybe we're not in the same camp anyway. I don't gorge, but I eat a ton.

I like the story "The Party" as well. If half of this stuff is true... that poor mother.

 

[Baerdog]

Oh man the party one is good. I really like the fish story also.

 

[Green_Lantern]

Fish Story?

I actually become curious about how the party went, I mean, imagine all the other kids reaction to the sedatated girl.