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Inspired by my avatar and not to be taken seriously in any way.

A is for Allen who froze on a floe
B is for Bubble who popped out of woe
C is for Chippy, OD'd on sarcasm
D's for drawn_inward, passed on mid-orgasm
E is for Espy who happily Rapture'd
F is for fade who refused to be captured
G is for Gruebeard who succumbed to rabies
H is for Hobo, stomped dead by huge babies
I's for Iaculus, found the tub slippy
J is for Jake who went out much like Chippy
K is for Kurtz who we know is a hack
L's for the lance that impaled our Le Quack
M is for Mav, a pancake post-sky-dive
N's for North_Ranger who got steamed alive
O's for Oddbot, who self-electrocuted
P is for Pojo who died un-fursuited
Q is for Qonas who croaked from a punch
R's for redapples who got served for lunch
S is for Shannow whose travels proved dire
T is for Tin all strung up on a wire
U's for Usapi who lurked here to death
V is for Vagabond's gurgling last breath
W's Wahad is now underground
X is for XP, a Dolphin who drowned
Y is for Yavaux, went gibbering and mad
Z is for ZenMonkey, aren't you glad?

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Again! Again!

Auteur! Auteur! :clap::clap::clap:

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Haha, yes! *joins in with the standing ovation*

I keep reading this as the halforum tinis. Like there's going to be home made cocktail recopies in here.

Glad you guys liked it, and here's a Chaztini for phil.

Dirty Kurtz takes my K spot! Pretty cool there Zen.

ZenMonkey said:

Glad you guys liked it, and here's a Chaztini for phil.

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It's just a cup that has "go fuck yourself" written on it.

Well done ZenMonkey.

I wish to die either after wrestling a cougar or a pirate.. preferably a cougar pirate.

Pojodan said:

I wish to die either after wrestling a cougar or a pirate.. preferably a cougar pirate.

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I can dig it.

Good stuff.


Though I guess I need to start making a bigger impression on the forums if I ever plan on being included in this stuff.

I vow to disagree with anything Shego says for the next week.

Which she'll abruptly foil by posting "You're a real man, Shawnacy".

Shawnacy said:

Good stuff.
Though I guess I need to start making a bigger impression on the forums if I ever plan on being included in this stuff.

I vow to disagree with anything Shego says for the next week.

Which she'll abruptly foil by posting "You're a real man, Shawnacy".

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cant you just enjoy the work for what it is?

no need to worry about your place in everything. life is short. Soon you'll be dead forever and ever,

*applauds zenmonkey*

Yay! More songs please.

hoorayyy

Eeee! I love it

phil;265674][quote=ZenMonkey said:

Glad you guys liked it, and here's a Chaztini for phil.

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It's just a cup that has "go fuck yourself" written on it.[/QUOTE]

Crone;265715][quote=Shawnacy said:

Good stuff.
Though I guess I need to start making a bigger impression on the forums if I ever plan on being included in this stuff.

I vow to disagree with anything Shego says for the next week.

Which she'll abruptly foil by posting "You're a real man, Shawnacy".

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cant you just enjoy the work for what it is?

no need to worry about your place in everything. life is short. Soon you'll be dead forever and ever,

*applauds zenmonkey*[/QUOTE]


That about sums it up, right there.

Genius!

Shannow;265751][quote=Crone;265715][quote=Shawnacy said:

Good stuff.
Though I guess I need to start making a bigger impression on the forums if I ever plan on being included in this stuff.

I vow to disagree with anything Shego says for the next week.

Which she'll abruptly foil by posting "You're a real man, Shawnacy".

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cant you just enjoy the work for what it is?

no need to worry about your place in everything. life is short. Soon you'll be dead forever and ever,

*applauds zenmonkey*[/QUOTE]


That about sums it up, right there.[/QUOTE]
Oh I plan on living forever.

its good to plan ahead, I suppose. Let us all know how that works out in about 200 years, eh?

Shannow said:

its good to plan ahead, I suppose. Let us all know how that works out in about 200 years, eh?

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Let's make it 300. I don't like you that much.

See ya in the dirt.

but hey, at least you will be like all the others at that point, so you will feel verified! yay!

Shannow said:

See ya in the dirt.

but hey, at least you will be like all the others at that point, so you will feel verified! yay!

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Hell no. I'm going up in flames if I ever pass on. I'll leave that decomposing thing to you folks who are into that weird self preservation nonsense after you've gone.

Good point. Of course...this is all moot, if you are ...an Immortal!

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!

And here I thought my urge to chop off your head was just based on your posts.

Well, being jealous of my total awesomeness is only natural.

Shannow said:

Well, being jealous of my total awesomeness is only natural.

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Yes. Because to walk aimlessly across the Earth is everyman's dream.

Guys, I'm hurt that I wasn't included and I feel as though I'm in the outside group.

This thread derailed in an interesting direction.

Also, I nominate Zen to be the Halforums Tinies Laureate.

I love you, Zen.

SeraRelm said:

Guys, I'm hurt that I wasn't included and I feel as though I'm in the outside group.

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Sure. But next time do that OUTSIDE the jeep.

nice

Shawnacy;265794][quote=Shannow said:

Well, being jealous of my total awesomeness is only natural.

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Yes. Because to walk aimlessly across the Earth is everyman's dream.[/QUOTE]


Should be. Try it sometime, and perhaps you wouldn't seek validation from random people in an online forum.

Shannow;265815][quote=Shawnacy;265794][quote=Shannow said:

Well, being jealous of my total awesomeness is only natural.

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Yes. Because to walk aimlessly across the Earth is everyman's dream.[/QUOTE]


Should be. Try it sometime, and perhaps you wouldn't seek validation from random people in an online forum.[/QUOTE]
Then why are you having this argument with me?

I guess, for...how do the inter-tube kids say it...for teh lulz?

Shannow said:

I guess, for...how do the inter-tube kids say it...for teh lulz?

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Uh huh.

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Shawnacy;265820][quote=Shannow said:

I guess, for...how do the inter-tube kids say it...for teh lulz?

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Uh huh. [/quote]

A-yup.

edit: whoops, sorry, forgot the smiley. :boink:

There we go.

Shannow;265815][quote=Shawnacy;265794][quote=Shannow said:

Well, being jealous of my total awesomeness is only natural.

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Yes. Because to walk aimlessly across the Earth is everyman's dream.[/QUOTE]


Should be. Try it sometime, and perhaps you wouldn't seek validation from random people in an online forum.[/QUOTE]Just curious, from the number of times youve talked about wandering....have you even been outside your country or spoken another language, if so, where and how many, or is this forum roleplaying?

Considering it is a quote from a Tarantino movie used in jest (which I had thought was pretty obvious), I would go with: yes.

Shannow said:

I would go with: yes.

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This is probably the best way to respond to a JCM query.

And it's also a Kung Fu reference... and he always get the name wrong... it's Kwai Chang Caine dammit.

@Li3n said:

And it's also a Kung Fu reference... and he always get the name wrong... it's Kwai Chang Caine dammit.

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Go back through. You will see I spell it defferently all over the place for just that reason. Kaine, Cain, Caine, Kain, Kaine. Whatever takes my fancy.

I am sorry, I had really assumed it was obvious at this point. And yes, I know the whole "assume" thing.

Pojodan said:

I wish to die either after wrestling a cougar or a pirate.. preferably a cougar pirate.

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wanna wrestle? *purrrr* er, Rawrrrrrrr *purrrrrrr*

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I also want to add that when I first read the thread's title I thought Tinwhistler was gonna be handing out awards.

Gruebeard said:

[/COLOR]I also want to add that when I first read the thread's title I thought Tinwhistler was gonna be handing out awards.

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:WThumbsup:

BTW, finally read the poem... Sweet.... now who´s Usapi?

Nice, Dr. Mrs. ZM!

You're a poet
and we know it!

More!

Fantastic! :clap::clap::clap:

JCM said:

now who´s Usapi?

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There just aren't that many "U" users whose name fit the rhythm scheme. I don't know either.

Thanks for all the nice words, guys, I'm glad most of you enjoyed it.

I enjoyed it because I was included.

I felt honored to be included too.

And to presever that honor I'm choosing not to look and see just how many Y names we have registered....



And for the record, it would have been cool even if I wasn't included.

ZenMonkey;266073][quote=JCM said:

now who´s Usapi?

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There just aren't that many "U" users whose name fit the rhythm scheme. I don't know either.

Thanks for all the nice words, guys, I'm glad most of you enjoyed it. [/QUOTE]It must have sucked choosing the "C" one though... Calleja, Crone, Chaz, Cajungal, Catafish, Chichibar, Charlie dont surf, CrimsonSoul, ChronosH-A.... thats just off my head.

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Oh, and Cuyval Da-someting

Outstanding work you've done here.

ZenMonkey said:

V is for Vagabond's gurgling last breath

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You even included my greatest fear, that of drowning.

This is how you know the mods really do care.

ZenMonkey said:

I's for Iaculus, found the tub slippy

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Huh - did I mention the scar I've got on my chin from precisely that on this forum? If not... creepy coincidence.

aranoid:

JCM said:

It must have sucked choosing the "C" one though... Calleja, Crone, Chaz, Cajungal, Catafish, Chichibar, Charlie dont surf, CrimsonSoul, ChronosH-A.... thats just off my head.

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Most of my picks had to do with how well they fit the rhyme or rhythm scheme, with a few exceptions. And you may notice it's all male because I already did a "ladies of Halforum" poem and I didn't want to have to worry about gender balance.

Vagabond said:

You even included my greatest fear, that of drowning.

This is how you know the mods really do care.

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I live to serve.

Iaculus said:

Huh - did I mention the scar I've got on my chin from precisely that on this forum? If not... creepy coincidence.

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Heh, I didn't remember that if you did; it was just a rhyme thing. Sorry if I traumatized you.

Top notch work there.

awesome. very awesome.

ladies of halforum poem?

que?

Y'all are too kind.

Oddbot said:

I'm surprised I'm actually included.

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I think it was a toss-up but your avatar tipped the scales. (Mixed metaphor is mixed.) [STRIKE]Nice to see it brought you out of hiding.[/STRIKE] Ah shit, I scared him off again.

Crone said:

ladies of halforum poem?

que?

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Quoi?

Sonnet, more like. You weren't in it, though. Only someone named Amy.