Inspired by my avatar and not to be taken seriously in any way.
A is for Allen who froze on a floe
B is for Bubble who popped out of woe
C is for Chippy, OD'd on sarcasm
D's for drawn_inward, passed on mid-orgasm
E is for Espy who happily Rapture'd
F is for fade who refused to be captured
G is for Gruebeard who succumbed to rabies
H is for Hobo, stomped dead by huge babies
I's for Iaculus, found the tub slippy
J is for Jake who went out much like Chippy
K is for Kurtz who we know is a hack
L's for the lance that impaled our Le Quack
M is for Mav, a pancake post-sky-dive
N's for North_Ranger who got steamed alive
O's for Oddbot, who self-electrocuted
P is for Pojo who died un-fursuited
Q is for Qonas who croaked from a punch
R's for redapples who got served for lunch
S is for Shannow whose travels proved dire
T is for Tin all strung up on a wire
U's for Usapi who lurked here to death
V is for Vagabond's gurgling last breath
W's Wahad is now underground
X is for XP, a Dolphin who drowned
Y is for Yavaux, went gibbering and mad
Z is for ZenMonkey, aren't you glad?
A is for Allen who froze on a floe
B is for Bubble who popped out of woe
C is for Chippy, OD'd on sarcasm
D's for drawn_inward, passed on mid-orgasm
E is for Espy who happily Rapture'd
F is for fade who refused to be captured
G is for Gruebeard who succumbed to rabies
H is for Hobo, stomped dead by huge babies
I's for Iaculus, found the tub slippy
J is for Jake who went out much like Chippy
K is for Kurtz who we know is a hack
L's for the lance that impaled our Le Quack
M is for Mav, a pancake post-sky-dive
N's for North_Ranger who got steamed alive
O's for Oddbot, who self-electrocuted
P is for Pojo who died un-fursuited
Q is for Qonas who croaked from a punch
R's for redapples who got served for lunch
S is for Shannow whose travels proved dire
T is for Tin all strung up on a wire
U's for Usapi who lurked here to death
V is for Vagabond's gurgling last breath
W's Wahad is now underground
X is for XP, a Dolphin who drowned
Y is for Yavaux, went gibbering and mad
Z is for ZenMonkey, aren't you glad?