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The I Don't Care What Juski Doesn't Care About Thread

Jun 24, 2012#1

Ravenpoe

This is the thread to post in if you don't care what Juski doesn't care about, except for the amount of caring it takes to post in this thread, thereby showing that you do indeed care at least a little, but for all intents and purposes wish to give the public expression of not caring, so that others can know what you don't care about.

Also, bump if you had sex and high-fived about it.

Jun 24, 2012#2

HCGLNS

Fuck this, I'm just going to rewatch old Cheers episodes in my brain for a while.

"NORM!"

Jun 24, 2012#3

Gusto

I find myself caring too much about what Juski cares about.

Jun 24, 2012#4

Jay

Jun 24, 2012#5

Bowielee

I just had to printscreen the ad banner on this one.

Jun 24, 2012#6

Terrik

Great.

Now we need a "I don't care about what the people who don't care about what Juski cares about....cares about" thread.

Jun 24, 2012#7

Ravenpoe

Terrik said:
Great.

Now we need a "I don't care about what the people who don't care about what Juski cares about....cares about" thread.

I'd make one... but I just don't care.

Jun 24, 2012#8

CynicismKills

So at what point do these threads collapse in on themselves like a black hole and start ripping other forums apart in order to feed its insatiable hunger for circlejerk energy?

Jun 25, 2012#9

Bubble181

CynicismKills said:
So at what point do these threads collapse in on themselves like a black hole and start ripping other forums apart in order to feed its insatiable hunger for circlejerk energy?

We're trying to find it. Just afew more care threads adn we'll have enough power to destroy forums as you know them, and form a new superentity. Halforums unite!

Jun 25, 2012#10

DarkAudit

So which one is the screw all y'all thread?

Jun 25, 2012#11

Bubble181

DarkAudit said:
So which one is the screw all y'all thread?

Whoa, that one's over in the NSFW forum, dude.

Jun 25, 2012#12

sixpackshaker

Ravenpoe said:
Also, bump if you had sex and high-fived about it.

How about high-fiving during sex? :ninja:

Jun 25, 2012#13

North_Ranger

sixpackshaker said:
How about high-fiving during sex?

Jun 25, 2012#14

sixpackshaker

Sharing is caring...

Jun 25, 2012#15

CynicismKills

CynicismKills said:
So at what point do these threads collapse in on themselves like a black hole and start ripping other forums apart in order to feed its insatiable hunger for circlejerk energy?

I'd say we're nearing critical mass here.

Jun 25, 2012#16

GasBandit

"And who are they?"
"Refuse. Found in waterfront bars. Lost, drunken men who do not know where they are and no longer care."
"Where are we?"
"I don't care."
...
"And them?"
"These are lost drunken men who don't know where they are, but do care!... And these are men who know where they are and care, but don't drink."
"Wait, I don't know where I am..."
"Yeah, and I don't drink!"
"Guards!" (they pull out a random prisoner)
"Do YOU care?"
(miserably) "No!"
"Put this man in Cell number 1, and give him a drink!"
Guard - "What do you drink?"
"I don't care."

Jun 25, 2012#17

PatrThom

That post is an amusement of extraordinary magnitude.

--Patrick

Jun 26, 2012#18

GasBandit

PatrThom said:
That post is an amusement of extraordinary magnitude.

--Patrick

We forge our humor in the tradition of our ancestors. You have our gratitude.

Jun 26, 2012#19

BananaHands

North_Ranger said:

I had to spend an entire week discussing this commercial in my Theories of Communications class about how sexist this commercial was.

Jun 26, 2012#20

sixpackshaker

sexy does not equal sexist...

but to some people all sex is degrading.

Jun 26, 2012#21

BananaHands

Eh, it was more the 'using her as a table for beer while three dudes rammed her' object thing that upset people.

Jun 26, 2012#22

North_Ranger

I dunno, BH... I always saw the third hand (the one coming underneath her) as belonging to a woman.

Jun 26, 2012#23

GasBandit

NO BEER FOR GIRL, GIRL TABLE

Jun 26, 2012#24

Cajungal

Maybe she's got furry-type interests, only instead of animal costumes, she likes to pretend she's furniture.

Jun 26, 2012#25

PatrThom

Maybe she's just a (hot?) coffee table made from a RealDoll, and not a real person at all.

--Patrick

Jun 26, 2012#26

sixpackshaker

PatrThom said:
Maybe she's just a (hot?) coffee table made from a RealDoll, and not a real person at all.

--Patrick

Don't tell me that they are treating objects like they are women...

Jun 26, 2012#27

BananaHands

Hey, hey, hey guys. I'm not taking one side or another, that clip just reminded me of how fired up people got in that class.

Jun 26, 2012#28

North_Ranger

BananaHands said:
Hey, hey, hey guys. I'm not taking one side or another, that clip just reminded me of how fired up people got in that class.

I can believe that. The looks I got the one time I actually fell asleep in class back in the university...
...when I was one of the handful of guys in almost-completely female class...
...about Finnish women authors.

Ahh, good times.

Jun 26, 2012#29

BananaHands

North_Ranger said:
I can believe that. The looks I got the one time I actually fell asleep in class back in the university...
...when I was one of the handful of guys in almost-completely female class...
...about Finnish women authors.

Ahh, good times.

Ohhh, you should have seen the looks I got when I was asked to add punctuation marks to the following sentence:

"Woman without her man is nothing."

Jun 27, 2012#30

Gusto

Hmmmm....

Jun 27, 2012#31

Bubble181

Wo! Man, without Herm, An is nothing!

....No?

Jun 27, 2012#32

Gusto

Who's Herman?

Jun 27, 2012#33

fade

Everyone, male and female, in that commercial is a sexual object. To phrase it in terms familiar to a bunch of geeks,

"Your [defensiveness], you will not need it."
"Why, what [sexism] is in there?"
"Only what you take with you."

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