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Post here when you made a poopie!

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I pooped.

On behalf of the aged population of forumites, this thread is particularly offensive. To take light of this situation is immature, irresponsible, and indicative of a juvenile, petulant, spoiled, moronic, imbecilic...

...sorry it's 7:11 AM time for my morning constitutional.

No.

Sheki's just against this thread because she does not have an ass.

Everybody dance like there's an ass in your pants.

Null said:

Sheki's just against this thread because she does not have an ass.

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That would explain why she's so full of shit.


EDIT: added a troll face.

Wow.

I did...and it was glorious

I had a gout flare up and was taking Vicodin for pain management. Anyone who has taken a narcotic pain killer is familiar with the level of constipation those can induce. Thusly the poop I took no less than ten minutes ago could described as thus:

RELEASE THE CRAPPEN!

Null said:

Sheki's just against this thread because she does not have an ass.

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Impossible since so many people are always up it.

It's shit like this ( ) which is why we can't have nice things.

FnordBear said:

I had a gout flare up and was taking Vicodin for pain management. Anyone who has taken a narcotic pain killer is familiar with the level of constipation those can induce. Thusly the poop I took no less than ten minutes ago could described as thus:

-comic-

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This is made infinitely better by your sig, which absolutely looked like it was part of the comic.

I feel bad for folk who get constipated. I poop well and often.

For the record, I've left an upper-decker at each and every one of your houses.

Hey, everybody needs a hobby.


Edit: Also, why does a thread about pooping bring up this in the google ads?

Bowielee said:

For the record, I've left an upper-decker at each and every one of your houses.

Hey, everybody needs a hobby.


Edit: Also, why does a thread about pooping bring up this in the google ads?
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Do you really want to know? Do you?

Bowielee said:

For the record, I've left an upper-decker at each and every one of your houses.

Hey, everybody needs a hobby.


Edit: Also, why does a thread about pooping bring up this in the google ads?
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Should religious nutbags redefine the law for everyone? Don't take a poll. (Paid for by me for marriage)

Cuz gay sex is like pooping and unpooping a penis over and over again.

So hetero sex is like pissing and unpissing a penis over and over again?

All I get is ads for Christie Brinkley. It's a good thing.

doomdragon6 said:

Cuz gay sex is like pooping and unpooping a penis over and over again.

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OMG, I laughed so hard....

))<>((

From Me, You, and Everyone We Know

.... It looks like a brown eye, and it's... winking?

I pooped!

A repost from minor rant, because I apparently posted in the wrong thread:

The worst part of going on a binge eating half a pack of Oreos in one sitting: the messy, Oreo-colored poop for the next 2 or 3 bowel movements.

Congrats to Doomdragon for making me use the "Really? REALLY?!?" icon for the first time

I pooped!

Man, you guys aren't pooping much at all. Are you getting enough fiber?

My sister in law gave me a poop log book as a gag gift once. I filled it out every day for a year and sent it back to her as a Christmas present.

I win.

I pooped!

Man, I'm poopin' so much and you guys so little.

Poopinated.

What feels better, a poop that you've held in for a long time and released, or an urgent pee?

Neither feels "good" to be placed on a "which feels better" scale, but I'd say a days-long poop rock is more relieving.

Back when I first went to college I had a serious (ridiculous) phobia of public dorm toilets, so I held my poop in for a whole week and pooped at home each weekend.

It didn't seem absurd back then, but thinking about it now, that is ridiculous and I can't believe I did that.

I thought the raison d'etre for this thread was already covered by the invention of Twitter?

--Patrick

I'm pooping right now. Its a bit juicy though, and not all that enjoyable. Been drinking too much miller high life lately.

Just pooped.

Man, I'm gettin' in at least one a day

Why do I keep checking this thread to see how often Doomdragon is pooping..

THIS would be the one HF thread that stays on topic.

fade said:

THIS would be the one HF thread that stays on topic.

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--Patrick

Fucking awesome.

fade said:

THIS would be the one HF thread that stays on topic.

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Doom is just dealing out his own bran of justice.

First poop as a 25 year old. So this is what it's like to be mid-twenties..

Azurephoenix said:

My three year old just pooped in the toilet for the first time and I'm friggin' ecstatic...

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So fucking jealous.

Shakey said:

I just pooped too. I wonder if we pooped at exactly the same time... ​

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My poop companion

HCGLNS said:

So fucking jealous.

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We aren't out of the woods yet... but it was a breakthrough poop. Be strong! You too can get your kids to poop where they should

Bumble the Boy Wonder said:

My poop companion

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Our poop cycles are now in sync. Pray we never have to share a bathroom.

Ah pooped.

You silly fuckers.

Happy Brthday Bumble. As my gift to you I'm wishing you a happy birthday in the Poop Thread.

....
this thread smell funny.
kinda like my bathroom....

Turn the fan on...

I pooped...

Umm...pics or it didn't happen?

--Patrick

Bumble the Boy Wonder said:

First poop as a 25 year old. So this is what it's like to be mid-twenties..

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I'm amazed you could find diapers that fit until you were 25.

CynicismKills said:

I'm amazed you could find diapers that fit until you were 25.

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Well, that depends.

Terrik said:

Well, that depends.

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This seems like a fitting place for this. Twitter toilet paper puts tweets where the sun don't shine

Relevant Japan.

The subtitles are total real and exactly what the characters are saying.

I need to take a dump every-day at 10:00, sometimes a little later but not by much. Coffee speeds up the progress. If I miss it I feel grouchy and tired the whole day, like I'm feelin' now.

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The subtitles are total real and exactly what the characters are saying.

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I totally yell at Nazi teardrops when I take a tinkle.

Pooped.

Just took a nice solid dump. It always fills me with a sense of accomplishment.

Porcelain Harbor has been bombed.

I'll admit, I haven't had a shatter shit in 3-days. I feel pretty good.

I poop every morning before work. I strategically time the poops so I am home. Shanghai is better than most cities about having western style public toilets, but my school still uses a squatter (and according to Cracked, it's a lot healthier for you), but I refuse. I will hold it until I return to the throne, so I make sure the cargo bay is vented into space before I start my day.

I just made poop! And it felt so nice!

I had corn the other day.