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#1

Vytamindi

Vytamindi

Here it is again. *hic*

Eggnog daiquiri, Newcastle, and rum and coke. Lime added of course.


#2

ElJuski

ElJuski

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

You suck for going out on the weekend!

Now go have another.

/El Juski whose had a hangover for two days now, it feels like.


#3

Vytamindi

Vytamindi

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

I have a whole fucking six- now five- pack in the friiiiiiiiidge!

Wait. Now it's four.


#4

Shakey

Shakey

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

Vytamindi said:
I have a whole fucking six- now five- pack in the friiiiiiiiidge!

Wait. Now it's four.
Poor girl, drunk with no pants on and Juski is no where to be found ;)


#5

Vytamindi

Vytamindi

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

I know, right?


#6

General Fuzzy McBitty

General Fuzzy McBitty

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

You beat me to it... I hate you. :oops:


#7



Kitty Sinatra

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

One Scotch, one Irish Mist, one beer, one Drambuie, some pomegranate liqueur, and more. I've been trying to drink myself silly at this damn social thing my mom guilted me into attending, but as I'm typing this on my tiny netbook keyboard in the dark I'm clearly not as drunk as I want to be.


#8



Chronos[Ha-G]

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

On my 21st, I went to a bar with my brother and dad. I had something like 6-7 drinks, didn't feel any different.

...which doesn't bother me that much, frankly.


#9

Vytamindi

Vytamindi

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

Your dog has a humanbody


#10

General Fuzzy McBitty

General Fuzzy McBitty

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

Thanks to the Necromancer for thinking of me in an earlier thread. :D


#11

Shakey

Shakey

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

These beers are too easy to drink, and I have too much to do tomorrow. I have to get up early to hang out with family and then drive 3 hrs to a wedding for a friend. I may have to cut out soon.


#12

General Fuzzy McBitty

General Fuzzy McBitty

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

I hate living alone.


#13



Silvanesti

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

Vytamindi said:
Your dog has a humanbody
How drunk are you? :p


#14



Batdan

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

I'm out of Bailey's at the moment. :cry:


#15



Kitty Sinatra

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

Batdan said:
I'm out of Bailey's at the moment. :cry:
You're out of hers now, but if you were good she's sure to let you go another round. :D

*daydreams about Bailey Quarters*


#16

Holy Knickers

Holy Knickers

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

Drunk now..............had drinks at turkey party, or something..blargh...........


#17



LordRavage

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

yup///pretty drunk at the ,moment


#18



Chronos[Ha-G]

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

Vytamindi said:
Your dog has a humanbody
No, my body has a dog's head. Get it right.


#19





The "I'm Drunk" Thread

I'm...ready to go play a video game. :cool:


#20

checkeredhat

checkeredhat

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

Went to a friend's party tonight, had 7 or 8 beers, I can't count right now. Got hit on A LOT by a gay friend, and a friend of his who I barely know. It was interesting. Aso played Rockband for the first time ever. I can't sing for shit, and (atleast while drunk) I can't play the drums either.

But it was lots of fun.


#21

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RollingSamus

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

SOOOOOOO frigging DRUUUUNNKKKk


#22



Yoink

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

ditto ... glad it´s saturday

well, can´t be that bad .. can still type


#23

Calleja

Calleja

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

Crapñññ mim so drunk you woudnt belive


I actually had to fake a phone call to mecellhpone s i could leave my friend's house, cause he would NOTlet me leave...


agh, i just want to sleep.


#24

General Fuzzy McBitty

General Fuzzy McBitty

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

I'm such a coward...


#25

Cat

Cat

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

Not drunk, or am I?
I am too good at this shit.
Why do I do this?


#26

HoboNinja

HoboNinja

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

Batdan said:
I'm out of Bailey's at the moment. :cry:
Baileys... Creamy.


#27

Vytamindi

Vytamindi

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

I hereby dub Hobo as the Expert on all things Creamy.


#28



Batdan

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

HoboNinja said:
Batdan said:
I'm out of Bailey's at the moment. :cry:
Baileys... Creamy.
But damn tasty!


#29

HoboNinja

HoboNinja

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

Vytamindi said:
I hereby dub Hobo as the Expert on all things Creamy.
Also... I'm a scaly man-fish.


#30

Vytamindi

Vytamindi

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

What the fuck?


#31



Batdan

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

Vytamindi said:
What the fuck?
my thoughts exactly


#32

HoboNinja

HoboNinja

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

You guys need to watch Old Gregg...


It's from The Mighty Boosh


#33

Cat

Cat

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

Old Gregg is funny.
Watch it now, learn from Old Gregg.
Attached to your rod.


#34

Vytamindi

Vytamindi

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

I wasn't feeling well so I had a glass of wine.

"Glass of wine" means how ever much former grape juice I can fit in one of my huge-ass plastic cups.

So 3/4 of a bottle.

NIGHT FOLKS! :Leyla:


#35

ElJuski

ElJuski

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

YOU FUCKERS EDUCATE YOURSELVES AND WATCH THE MIGHTY BOOOSSSSSHHHH


"Nobody can be sad in a poncho!"


#36

Vytamindi

Vytamindi

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

At least you waited till noon this time :pthhp:


#37



Dunny

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

"Ever drink Bailey's out of a shoe?"


#38

Bubble181

Bubble181

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

Dunny: yes. Not quite good.

Currently sober again...I tend not to type when I'm drunk.

But saturday was pretty bad. Wedding of two of my best friends, both slightly beer nerds. I managed to drink at least one of everything, and that was an accomplishment :-P


#39

ElJuski

ElJuski

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

Vytamindi said:
At least you waited till noon this time :pthhp:
Hahaha. Yeah, me gettin piss drunk in the warehouse of K-mart. If only :(


#40

Calleja

Calleja

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

ElJuski said:
YOU FUCKERS EDUCATE YOURSELVES AND WATCH THE MIGHTY BOOOSSSSSHHHH


"Nobody can be sad in a poncho!"
And not everybody is sexy in one, amirite Jusko?


#41

ElJuski

ElJuski

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

Calleja said:
ElJuski said:
YOU FUCKERS EDUCATE YOURSELVES AND WATCH THE MIGHTY BOOOSSSSSHHHH


"Nobody can be sad in a poncho!"
And not everybody is sexy in one, amirite Jusko?

Especially you Frosty Susan :pirate:


#42



LordRavage

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

Out to get a dirnk right now.

See you guys later....ermm...maybe. :falldown:


#43

R

RollingSamus

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

I NEED SOMEONE MONITORING ME AT ALL TIMES SO THAT I DO NOT SEND DRUNKEN FACEBOOK MESSAGES TO PEOPLE OH GOD MY SOCIAL LIFE IS RUINED FOR LIKE AT LEAST A LITTLE WHILE


#44

Vytamindi

Vytamindi

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

RollingSamus said:
I NEED SOMEONE MONITORING ME AT ALL TIMES SO THAT I DO NOT SEND DRUNKEN FACEBOOK MESSAGES TO PEOPLE OH GOD MY SOCIAL LIFE IS RUINED FOR LIKE AT LEAST A LITTLE WHILE
ElJuski? Did Juski edit this? :aaahhh:


#45



Batdan

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

RollingSamus said:
I NEED SOMEONE MONITORING ME AT ALL TIMES SO THAT I DO NOT SEND DRUNKEN FACEBOOK MESSAGES TO PEOPLE OH GOD MY SOCIAL LIFE IS RUINED FOR LIKE AT LEAST A LITTLE WHILE
Wanna be facebook friends? :teeth: :rofl:


#46



LordRavage

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

There should be a Hung over thread. My head is killing me with all these corporate Holiday parties.

All thats going through my head now is...

"Yea yea...life sucks....people die....Yea yea..life sucks...people die..."

:devil:


#47

ElJuski

ElJuski

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

Vytamindi said:
RollingSamus said:
I NEED SOMEONE MONITORING ME AT ALL TIMES SO THAT I DO NOT SEND DRUNKEN FACEBOOK MESSAGES TO PEOPLE OH GOD MY SOCIAL LIFE IS RUINED FOR LIKE AT LEAST A LITTLE WHILE
ElJuski? Did Juski edit this? :aaahhh:
This is not a fair assessment. USUALLY MY RANTS SOUND MORE LIKE THIS NOT LIKE WHAT HER RANT WAS CMON CANT YOU TELL THE DIFFERENCE


#48

T

Talis

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

I have 40 bucks burning a whole in my pocket and I need to get inebriated tonight. What kind of booze do you recommend?























Pot is fine too.


#49



Batdan

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

I still need to run to the store for some Baileys. :waah:


#50

Shakey

Shakey

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

Talis said:
I have 40 bucks burning a whole in my pocket and I need to get inebriated tonight. What kind of booze do you recommend?

Knob Creek - 100 proof bourbon should do the trick


#51

ElJuski

ElJuski

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

Batdan said:
I still need to run to the store for some Baileys. :waah:

Mm. Thick, creamy. Baileys.


#52

T

Talis

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

ElJuski said:
Batdan said:
I still need to run to the store for some Baileys. :waah:

Mm. Thick, creamy. Baileys.
Needs some lime juice.

Edit: I have decided to get some Lemoncello, because its lemony alchoholically good.


#53

Jake

Jake

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

slothilopolis said:
Knob Creek - 100 proof bourbon should do the trick
As a Kentuckian from the heart of bourbon country, I second this emotion. Woodford Reserve is also top notch.

Of course I'd blow the $40 on Belgian ales.


#54



Batdan

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

Talis said:
I have decided to get some Lemoncello, because its lemony alchoholically good.
Mmmm, but that's more of a dessert thing than a sip while you relax and post on the forums thing.


#55

T

Talis

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

Batdan said:
Talis said:
I have decided to get some Lemoncello, because its lemony alchoholically good.
Mmmm, but that's more of a dessert thing than a sip while you relax and post on the forums thing.
Yeah I know, but its just SO SO good!


#56



Batdan

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

Talis said:
Batdan said:
Talis said:
I have decided to get some Lemoncello, because its lemony alchoholically good.
Mmmm, but that's more of a dessert thing than a sip while you relax and post on the forums thing.
Yeah I know, but its just SO SO good!
Agreed!!!


#57

Shakey

Shakey

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

Jake said:
slothilopolis said:
Knob Creek - 100 proof bourbon should do the trick
As a Kentuckian from the heart of bourbon country, I second this emotion. Woodford Reserve is also top notch.

Of course I'd blow the $40 on Belgian ales.
I used to drink a lot of Woodford Reserve, can't find it where I'm at now though. I need to get down there some time and tour all the distilleries. I'd have to hire a driver though ;)

Belgian ales would come in a close second. Them Monks sure know how to make a damn good beer.


#58

T

Talis

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

slothilopolis said:
Jake said:
slothilopolis said:
Knob Creek - 100 proof bourbon should do the trick
As a Kentuckian from the heart of bourbon country, I second this emotion. Woodford Reserve is also top notch.

Of course I'd blow the $40 on Belgian ales.
I used to drink a lot of Woodford Reserve, can't find it where I'm at now though. I need to get down there some time and tour all the distilleries. I'd have to hire a driver though ;)

Belgian ales would come in a close second. Them Monks sure know how to make a damn good beer.
Yeah, they know how to bring out the spirit in spirits. :)


#59

R

RollingSamus

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

Seriously, that facebook message really cost me. XD


#60



Biardo

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

I'm a bit drunk and can't go to sleep
I promised a friend he could sleep at my chamber after he got back from a party and now I'm just waiting for him, so I call on you halforum; here I am now entertain me


#61

Vytamindi

Vytamindi

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

I have a huge-ass beer stein...

...filled with chocolate milk :pthhp:


#62

Jake

Jake

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

The wife and I just split a sixer of Rogue Dead Guy Ale while decorating the Christmas tree (and redecorating after kids ran off with ornaments).

A quote from the missus: "Whoa, I'm farting 'Baker Street'! It's like my favorite song playing OUT OF MY ASS!"

Which guarantees one of the kids will say "OUT OF MY ASS!" the next time they see grandma.


#63





The "I'm Drunk" Thread

Jake said:
Which guarantees one of the kids will say "OUT OF MY ASS!" the next time they see grandma.
I would actually like to know whether this happens.


#64

R

RollingSamus

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

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#65

Vagabond

V.Bond

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

RollingSamus said:
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Bad......trip? :paranoid:

Talis said:
Pot is fine too.
That it is, that it is.

But this is the drunk thread!

Which I am now, thanks to the Heinekens. I know, ew, beer. I'm very boring when it comes to drinking, yeah.


#66

Gusto

Gusto

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

How is it that I have not been drunk since coming back to this forum!?!?!


#67

Andi

Drachenherz

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

At the moment, I'm not drunk, but I hope I can contribute in the true sense of this thread tonight. :aaahhh: :falldown: :pud: :Leyla:


#68



Scarlet Varlet

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

Watch those drinking games...



#69

Bubble181

Bubble181

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

Vagabond said:
Which I am now, thanks to the Heinekens. I know, ew, beer. I'm very boring when it comes to drinking, yeah.

No, no, no. Not "ew, beer", but "eww, THAT excuse for beer".

Also, hmmm, baileys. I'm oddly in the mood for that right now. Maybe my sore throat has something to do with it.


#70

Andi

Drachenherz

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

Being drunk, I let Ed change my Name from my handle "Drachenherz" to "Andi", my real name.

Actually... That's one thing I probably won't regret when I sober up the next day. :D


#71

R

RollingSamus

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

Vagabond said:
Bad......trip? :paranoid:
No, I do not enjoy "tripping". You can actually wiki the phrase "night terrors" if you want; it's like science and shit.


#72

Calleja

Calleja

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

Andi said:
Being drunk, I let Ed change my Name from my handle "Drachenherz" to "Andi", my real name.

Actually... That's one thing I probably won't regret when I sober up the next day. :D
but...whyyyy?


#73

Vagabond

V.Bond

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

RollingSamus said:
Vagabond said:
Bad......trip? :paranoid:
No, I do not enjoy "tripping". You can actually wiki the phrase "night terrors" if you want; it's like science and shit.
No, see, I thought you were having a adverse reaction to alcohol, which would be like having a bad trip.

Or so I've heard.


#74

ElJuski

ElJuski

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

RollingSamus said:
Vagabond said:
Bad......trip? :paranoid:
No, I do not enjoy "tripping". You can actually wiki the phrase "night terrors" if you want; it's like science and shit.
MAN WHY YOU GOTTA BRING SCIENCE INTO THIS.

Are night terrors like when you are asleep, but awake at the same time? And you see fucking trippy ass shit but you can't really move but like, your room is bleeding and people are walking on the ceiling?


#75

Jake

Jake

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

ElJuski said:
RollingSamus said:
Vagabond said:
Bad......trip? :paranoid:
No, I do not enjoy "tripping". You can actually wiki the phrase "night terrors" if you want; it's like science and shit.
MAN WHY YOU GOTTA BRING SCIENCE INTO THIS.

Are night terrors like when you are asleep, but awake at the same time? And you see fucking trippy ass shit but you can't really move but like, your room is bleeding and people are walking on the ceiling?
Maybe it's like night fever?

(We know how to do it...)



#76



Philosopher B.

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

Oh my stars. I shouldn't have looked at that pic while sober. :eek:


#77

Krisken

Krisken

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

Philosopher B. said:
Oh my stars. I shouldn't have looked at that pic while sober. :eek:
Why, oh why would anyone put gorillas into shiny jump suits? The world may never know.


#78

Vytamindi

Vytamindi

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

I am drinking Coke with cherry juice/cherries and rum.

Will let you know how that pans out. But right now I'm in my guild's officer meeting...yay. :Leyla:


#79





The "I'm Drunk" Thread

Vytamindi said:
Will let you know how that pans out. But right now I'm in my guild's officer meeting...yay. :Leyla:
You have to be drunk for that shit.


#80

Krisken

Krisken

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

Drinking Spiced Rum and Coke, just took a shot of Rumpleminz, and I'm feeling pretty good.

On my 32nd b-day I had a shot my friend called 3 Nazi's. 1 part Rumpleminz, 1 part Jaegermeister, 1 part Goldschlager. You'd think it would be completely awful tasting, but it wasn't half bad (and that's from someone who can't stand Jaeger). However, for an hour or so I didn't move from my chair and could feel my heart beating in my feet.


#81

General Fuzzy McBitty

General Fuzzy McBitty

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

Happy 75 years without prohibition to all US citizens.
Wheeeee....


#82

Shakey

Shakey

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

ElJuski said:
MAN WHY YOU GOTTA BRING SCIENCE INTO THIS.

Are night terrors like when you are asleep, but awake at the same time? And you see fucking trippy ass shit but you can't really move but like, your room is bleeding and people are walking on the ceiling?
Once I fell asleep while reading Lord of the Rings after I had a few too many, and my mom tried to wake me up to get me to bed. I half woke up but was stuck in Tolkien land and started freakin her out because I kept talking about some ring we needed to destroy.

So anyway, I'm living the high life right now. Nothing like drinkin the champagne of beer. I've also got the work Christmas party tomorrow. This should be an interesting weekend.


#83

Shakey

Shakey

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

I like beer.
[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8i5k4I1AOEI:3ees1xig][/youtube:3ees1xig]


#84

Gusto

Gusto

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

Hey ladies and fellas Gusto's a little drunk.

Anyway way here's my story of what happened.

A buunch of us went out clubbing for a friend's birthday. Her and the other girls were danceing whilst me and the other guys were in the corner lamenting the terrible music and conversing. Anyhoo were standing in a semi circle of sorts and suddenly this superdrunk dude and this chick kind of start making out, and stumble into our circle, pinnig one of the other guys against the wall. The fact that they didnt seem to notice was funny in itself

Then in attempt to get them to move, the smallest guy among us goes up kinda behind the girl and starts gyrating his hips. apparently our drunken interloper didnt like that too much and pressed his palm against our friends face.

THEN

The remaining four of us realize shit may me goingdown so we stand at attention, and put our drinks down etc. The guy is too drunk to notice anyone but his target, but the girl hes with notices, and this TERRIFIED look streaks across her face. She keeps trying to pull this drunk guy away from us but he keeps trying to come back, and we're all laughing our asses off.

Anyway thats my funny story from da club. Man that club was shitty, and the DJ especially

SO WHATS GOING ONZ MAH FORUM BUDDIES

VYTA hows the guild meeting going


#85

Andi

Drachenherz

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

Calleja said:
Andi said:
Being drunk, I let Ed change my Name from my handle "Drachenherz" to "Andi", my real name.

Actually... That's one thing I probably won't regret when I sober up the next day. :D
but...whyyyy?
I've been dwelling in the Intarwebs for about 6 or 7 Years now with my Drachenherz-handle. For some reason, it doesn't feel or sound good to me in this forum, can't explain why. Maybe because I was a little bit inebriated yesterday. Maybe not. (Edit: I guess "Drachenherz" sounds so harsh, it has such a hard sound to it in an english forum. In german, it's no problem, as german already sounds rather "hard" in general. :zoid: )

But indeed, being sober now, I like the "sound and feel" of my real name as my handle.

And as I mentioned in the "nick"-thread, somehow my real name does me better justice than my handle, well, at least in this forum. I choose my handles myself, whereas my own name was "given" to me. Somehow, my handles were only reflecting one aspect of my personality, one aspect I deliberately wanted to play out, but using my real name... How to say... It let's me be myself. :)

Gosh... Am I really sober yet? Where are those alco-tests when you actually need them? ^^


#86

Vytamindi

Vytamindi

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

GUSTO THE GUILD MEETING WAS QUICK AND PAINLESS.

It eventually evolved into drunken guild night on vent. FUN!


#87

R

RollingSamus

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

I am about to go out drinking. It is a friend's birthday party. If I am sober enough upon my return, I shall post here.


#88

Charlie Don't Surf

The Lovely Boehner

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

ElJuski said:
Are night terrors like when you are asleep, but awake at the same time? And you see fucking trippy ass shit but you can't really move but like, your room is bleeding and people are walking on the ceiling?
It's basically when your brain wakes up, but your body does not. You're paralyzed(which is freaky enough!), and you get a sensation like someone is standing over you, watching. In a lot of people it feels like you're on some alien operating table. It could be the rational explanation of a lot of alien abduction stories! Anyways, in my experience, I get that feeling, and also the feeling that someone's watching me just outside my line of sight, like knelt next to the bed or something. It's really fucked up, and it happens to me ~two times a month I guess? If I'm lucky I go back to sleep and forget about it!


#89

Jake

Jake

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

Bad things are afoot. The wine store down the road has been having a 3-for-$10.99 sale on a lot of their wines. After sampling several bottles over the past week, the vast majority is totally decent. Maybe not "best Shiraz evar", but most of it is stuff you'd easily pay $15/bottle for elsewhere. I just noticed the bottle I opened while fixing dinner, eating, then reading to kids is empty. And there's several more where that came from. Bad things...


#90

General Fuzzy McBitty

General Fuzzy McBitty

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

Some nights I really hate living alone... but wheeee anyhow. Leftover pizza ftw.


#91



BErt

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

I guess I am the only one who drinks on sundays (yes, I work tomorrow)...

You guys post way too fast for me to participate in any other thread. I guess my "i plan to post more this time" lurker vow was all for naught.


#92

Vytamindi

Vytamindi

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

BErt said:
I guess I am the only one who drinks on sundays (yes, I work tomorrow)...

You guys post way too fast for me to participate in any other thread. I guess my "i plan to post more this time" lurker vow was all for naught.
BErt! Just hop in any thread! On threads that I haven't been reading from the beginning I hop on in and pretend I know what I'm posting about.


#93

Bubble181

Bubble181

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

Yeah, we all do that....Well, msot of the time. Today I spent all day reading up and now I'm up to speed on all the threads on the first page. And my post count went straight up as a result *sigh*


#94



BErt

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

Vytamindi said:
BErt! Just hop in any thread! On threads that I haven't been reading from the beginning I hop on in and pretend I know what I'm posting about.
I hadnt thought of that...ACTING!


#95

Vytamindi

Vytamindi

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

YES! IT WORKS!!! :falldown:


#96

Andi

Drachenherz

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

I never do that.

And I never drink.

Now, haven't I still got some white wine in the fridge...? :-P


#97

Krisken

Krisken

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

BErt said:
Vytamindi said:
BErt! Just hop in any thread! On threads that I haven't been reading from the beginning I hop on in and pretend I know what I'm posting about.
I hadnt thought of that...ACTING!
It's not like the thread will still be about the subject title by the time ya hop in, so just read the last few posts and go from there. Hell, that's what I do.


#98



Batdan

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

Charlie Dont Surf said:
It's basically when your brain wakes up, but your body does not. You're paralyzed(which is freaky enough!), and you get a sensation like someone is standing over you, watching. In a lot of people it feels like you're on some alien operating table. It could be the rational explanation of a lot of alien abduction stories! Anyways, in my experience, I get that feeling, and also the feeling that someone's watching me just outside my line of sight, like knelt next to the bed or something. It's really fucked up, and it happens to me ~two times a month I guess? If I'm lucky I go back to sleep and forget about it!
Keep telling yourself that, we're almost through with the experiments. Three more years worth and we'll have the data we need to repopulate the home planet. We thank you for your continued support.


#99



The Mike

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

Vytamindi said:
YES! IT WORKS!!! :falldown:
Now that explains your post count


#100

Vytamindi

Vytamindi

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

The Mike said:
Vytamindi said:
YES! IT WORKS!!! :falldown:
Now that explains your post count
My post count is unable to be marred! :google:


#101



The Mike

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

your post count is crazy, I'm starting to think you are too, I mean 48.45 posts per day


#102

Null

Null

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

RollingSamus said:
I am about to go out drinking. It is a friend's birthday party. If I am sober enough upon my return, I shall post here.
I hope RS had fun. :pirate:


#103

Fun Size

Fun Size

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

It's Monday, I have to work tomorrow, and I am currently inappropriately inebriated, which is fucking hard to type in such a state.

I'm drunk enough to state outright that you people make me happy more often than I like to admit, I hope Shego is posting somewhere in here (but has learned a sharp lesson about the whole "admitting to a false crime" thing), I think Dave's a fucking hero for what he's done here and I'm still worried about Amy's niece but feel weird PMing her about it.

For those that might choose to use this against me tomorrow when I'm not under my bottle of cheap whiskey's sweet, sweet embrace, I will pre-emptively summon my inner Kurtz.

Fuck you guys.


#104



Cuyval Dar

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

Fun Size said:
It's Monday, I have to work tomorrow, and I am currently inappropriately inebriated, which is fucking hard to type in such a state.

I'm drunk enough to state outright that you people make me happy more often than I like to admit, I hope Shego is posting somewhere in here (but has learned a sharp lesson about the whole "admitting to a false crime" thing), I think Dave's a fucking hero for what he's done here and I'm still worried about Amy's niece but feel weird PMing her about it.

For those that might choose to use this against me tomorrow when I'm not under my bottle of cheap whiskey's sweet, sweet embrace, I will pre-emptively summon my inner Buckley.

Fuck you guys.
Fixed that for you.


#105

Jake

Jake

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

Fun Size said:
I hope Shego is posting somewhere in here
If you haven't figured out who she is, you really are drunk :pthhp:


#106

Fun Size

Fun Size

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

Jake said:
Fun Size said:
I hope Shego is posting somewhere in here
If you haven't figured out who she is, you really are drunk :pthhp:
I figured, but I don't like to assume.


#107

Gusto

Gusto

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

I haven't seen anyone bolding quotes.

:slywink:


#108

Charlie Don't Surf

The Lovely Boehner

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

this schnapps is A) too delicious and B) too high proof for me to drink it all but here we are!!!!!!!!!


#109

Krisken

Krisken

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

Charlie Dont Surf said:
this schnapps is A) too delicious and B) too high proof for me to drink it all but here we are!!!!!!!!!
Schnapps, eh?

I was going to go with a Buffy quote but couldn't find it or remember exactly how it went.


#110

General Fuzzy McBitty

General Fuzzy McBitty

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

Gin is good.... wheee.

I had butter scotch schnapps once.... was good... for the first half a bottle. It quickly tasted like ass thereafter.


#111

Krisken

Krisken

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

I'm getting drunk on Leinenkugel's Red, but wish it was Fireside Nut. Store was out of it.


#112



Kitty Sinatra

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

Where's the I wish I was Drunk thread?

I wish I was drunk.


#113

Krisken

Krisken

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

Gruebeard said:
Where's the I wish I was Drunk thread?

I wish I was drunk.
You're only two steps away, my friend. Pour and lift.


#114

Krisken

Krisken

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

Krisken said:
I'm getting drunk on Leinenkugel's Red, but wish it was Fireside Nut. Store was out of it.
Damn it, I really wish I had the other beer. This is so mediocre, it hurts. Maybe I'll switch to Spiced Rum and Coke.

How's the saying go? Liquor after beer, you're in the clear, beer after liquor, get sick quicker?


#115

Andi

Drachenherz

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

Wein nach Bier, das rat ich Dir. Bier nach Wein, das lass sein.



#116

Krisken

Krisken

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

Andi said:
Wein nach Bier, das rat ich Dir. Bier nach Wein, das lass sein.

Dude, I took 3 years of German, and only one of it could be considered anything near productive. For all I know, you told me to eat my poop.


#117

Charlie Don't Surf

The Lovely Boehner

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

oh no. i have imbibed a lot of alcohol and subjected me to wrestling holds and submissions but my arm is still covered in bloood nooooooooooooooo


#118

Shakey

Shakey

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

Krisken said:
Krisken said:
I'm getting drunk on Leinenkugel's Red, but wish it was Fireside Nut. Store was out of it.
Damn it, I really wish I had the other beer. This is so mediocre, it hurts. Maybe I'll switch to Spiced Rum and Coke.

How's the saying go? Liquor after beer, you're in the clear, beer after liquor, get sick quicker?
Hmmm, I think you have it backwards. It should be before, not after. At least thats how I've been playing it. Either way, keep :falldown:


#119

Krisken

Krisken

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

slothilopolis said:
Krisken said:
Krisken said:
I'm getting drunk on Leinenkugel's Red, but wish it was Fireside Nut. Store was out of it.
Damn it, I really wish I had the other beer. This is so mediocre, it hurts. Maybe I'll switch to Spiced Rum and Coke.

How's the saying go? Liquor after beer, you're in the clear, beer after liquor, get sick quicker?
Hmmm, I think you have it backwards. It should be before, not after. At least thats how I've been playing it. Either way, keep :falldown:
Damn. Ah well, I'll keep going with the beer. I get a little goofy when I drink, and I'll read this shit tomorrow wondering why I become such a peckerhead. Meh.


#120



Batdan

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

General Fuzzy McBitty said:
Gin is good.... wheee.

I had butter scotch schnapps once.... was good... for the first half a bottle. It quickly tasted like ass thereafter.
Go half and half with Baileys. It's like a liquid Werther's caramel.


#121

Krisken

Krisken

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

Batdan said:
General Fuzzy McBitty said:
Gin is good.... wheee.

I had butter scotch schnapps once.... was good... for the first half a bottle. It quickly tasted like ass thereafter.
Go half and half with Baileys. It's like a liquid Werther's caramel.
that is a hell of an idea there. Since I don't drink coffee, I was running out of reasons to use Baileys.


#122

Andi

Drachenherz

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

Krisken said:
Andi said:
Wein nach Bier, das rat ich Dir. Bier nach Wein, das lass sein.

Dude, I took 3 years of German, and only one of it could be considered anything near productive. For all I know, you told me to eat my poop.

No, I just told you that it would be better to drink wine after beer. Drinking beer after wine is considered as less than optimal.

That would mean, that you would be right: Strong alcohol is preferably drunken AFTER "lighter" alcohol.

Btw: Eat your poop.

:Leyla:


#123

Krisken

Krisken

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

Andi said:
Btw: Eat your poop.

:Leyla:
:drunk: Um......

*Thinks*

No.


#124

Andi

Drachenherz

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

Krisken said:
Andi said:
Btw: Eat your poop.

:Leyla:
:drunk: Um......

*Thinks*

No.
Why so serious?



#125

Krisken

Krisken

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

Andi said:
Why so serious?

Not really serious. Just going along.

Just saw Dr. McNinja's Paul Bunyun story and now I want pancakes. :devil:

No pancakes make Krisken grumpy.


#126

Andi

Drachenherz

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

*niaaaarrrrrr*

Food... *ravages appartment in the search for food*

fooooooooooooooooood...

:zombie:






ähm... so sorry... I'm off vor bed now... ^^






































































































































































































































































































































*signing off*


#127

Shakey

Shakey

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

Krisken said:
Andi said:
Why so serious?

Not really serious. Just going along.

Just saw Dr. McNinja's Paul Bunyun story and now I want pancakes. :devil:

No pancakes make Krisken grumpy.
Damn it, why'd you have to mention pancakes. I want some now. With bacon and sausage and maybe an egg or two :drool:

*rummages through cupboards and fridge* I have none of these things, what the hell is wrong with me.


#128

Krisken

Krisken

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

slothilopolis said:
Krisken said:
Andi said:
Why so serious?

Not really serious. Just going along.

Just saw Dr. McNinja's Paul Bunyun story and now I want pancakes. :devil:

No pancakes make Krisken grumpy.
Damn it, why'd you have to mention pancakes. I want some now. With bacon and sausage and maybe an egg or two :drool:

*rummages through cupboards and fridge* I have none of these things, what the hell is wrong with me.
Well, I have eggs, I just don't know if they're any good. Plus, bacon or sausage sounds awesome, and I don't have that either.


#129



Batdan

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

What? No 24 hour restaurants in your area? That makes me madder than a one legged waitress in an IHOP.


#130

Shakey

Shakey

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

Batdan said:
What? No 24 hour restaurants in your area? That makes me madder than a one legged waitress in an IHOP.
Man, I live 20 minutes from the nearest gas station, and they're not even open 24 hours. I would have to drive an hour to get that kind of service, which is out of the question while drinking.


#131

Krisken

Krisken

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

Batdan said:
What? No 24 hour restaurants in your area? That makes me madder than a one legged waitress in an IHOP.
Well, I could walk 2 miles to the George Webb's (if you've been to Gen-Con in Wisconsin, you've heard of it), but it's not really worth it when the temp is 18 degrees. I'm sure as hell not driving.


#132

Charlie Don't Surf

The Lovely Boehner

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

I have awoke to my youtube channel and the text to the speech from ID4 open on my computer. Uh oh.


#133

Bubble181

Bubble181

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

I wish I could get drunk now. :-(


#134

General Fuzzy McBitty

General Fuzzy McBitty

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

Hooray gin! Today wasn't bad... that makes me feel good.
I'm drunk and bored... ask me anything.


#135

Denbrought

Denbrought

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

Mmmh, I'm barely even buzzed, it seems you don't lose the resistance by not drinking during long periods :D

Anyway, I had forgotten how great vermouth and spiked coffee were when accompanied with a warm blanket and a computer :3


#136

Bubble181

Bubble181

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

Man, when the doctor said "these pills will increase the effects of alcohol a LOT, a lot more than any antibiotics you've ever had, don't even think about driving after one beer", she wasn't kidding. I've had....errr....5 glasses of jenever tonight? And I can't fucking walk straight anymore. I can normally drink easily three or four times as much before feeling more than a slight buzz. Whoa. Cheap drunk right now. It sucks.


#137

Kovac

Kovac

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

I wish that I was drunk right now.

Work would be passing much faster.


#138

Vytamindi

Vytamindi

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

I am drinking a daiquiri. It's fucking huge. Why?

I am now 100% certified to teach in Louisiana.


FUCK YOU LATAAP!! YOU'RE MY BITCH NOW! MUAHAHAAAA!!!

32 oz. to freeeedom so I taaaake that waaaaaalk....


#139

Bubble181

Bubble181

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

Congratulations! Hurray! Whoo! All that jazz! Go and have fun!


#140

Gusto

Gusto

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

My semester is over! There is Morgan in my chai tea!

And I've stepped up my academic goals somewhat!

FUNTIMEYEAH


#141

Vytamindi

Vytamindi

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

Why, thank you, Mr. Owl!

"Mr. Owl. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lesbian?"

"Let's find out, shall we?"


#142

Gusto

Gusto

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

Vytamindi said:
Why, thank you, Mr. Owl!

"Mr. Owl. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lesbian?"

"Let's find out, shall we?"

...'Crunch'?


#143

Vytamindi

Vytamindi

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

...Crunch?

WHAT. THE. FUCK!!!!!!!! :Leyla:


#144

Gusto

Gusto

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

Vytamindi said:
...Crunch?

WHAT. THE. FUCK!!!!!!!! :Leyla:

Don't blame me! The owl always CRUNCHES!
:Leyla:


#145

Vytamindi

Vytamindi

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

Gusto said:
Vytamindi said:
...Crunch?

WHAT. THE. FUCK!!!!!!!! :Leyla:

Don't blame me! The owl always CRUNCHES!
:Leyla:
HOLY FUCK BUBBLE WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

OH MY GOD WHAT HAVE YOU DONE


#146

Gusto

Gusto

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

GAME OVER MAN GAME OVER


#147

Vytamindi

Vytamindi

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

FUCK, MAN... FUCK

i AM GIGGLING hysterically.

lol caps lawk.






fuckin' hiccups.


#148

Bubble181

Bubble181

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

The CRUNCH was merely the clip of your bra giving way. Sorry for the less-than-subtle approach.
Now than, let's find out, shall we?


#149

Vytamindi

Vytamindi

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

I'm... not wearing a bra.


"I've disappointed him... I wonder if he likes soccer."


#150

Bubble181

Bubble181

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

That can't possibly be a disappointment, it just means they're *naturally* that firm and perky. Hello!


#151

Vytamindi

Vytamindi

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

Bubble181 said:
That can't possibly be a disappointment, it just means they're *naturally* that firm and perky. Hello!
BING BONG!

Actually, I was referencing this:

http://achewood.com/index.php?date=01282005


#152

Bubble181

Bubble181

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

I guess I should add that in the "things I haven't done" thread. Never read through Achewood. I've seen some great ones, but most fall flat for me.
But, let's not derail the sex derail with Achewood. I much prefer derails centering on cute women over those centering on drawn woodland creatures :-P


#153

Null

Null

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

Bubble181 said:
I guess I should add that in the "things I haven't done" thread. Never read through Achewood. I've seen some great ones, but most fall flat for me.
But, let's not derail the sex derail with Achewood. I much prefer derails centering on cute women over those centering on drawn woodland creatures :-P
Considering your avatar, that's actually kind of funny.


#154

Bubble181

Bubble181

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

I know, I made the connection myself, but didn't want to point it out.


#155

Thread Necromancer

Thread Necromancer

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

Rum + dash of coke = happy Necromancer.

:falldown: who's with me?


#156

Vytamindi

Vytamindi

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

Thread Necromancer said:
Rum + dash of coke = happy Necromancer.

:falldown: who's with me?
Not with you NOW, but that IS my favorite beverage!

What type of rum? I'm a Bacardi brat myself.


#157

Jake

Jake

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

Hooray for eggnog and bourbon season. Double hooray for pumpkin pie spiced eggnog.


#158

Gusto

Gusto

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

Hooray for Christmas break! My friends are home from school and/or basic military training for a few weeks and its good to be in good "spirits" again!


#159



Le Quack

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

Im unbelievably stoned right now.


#160

Jake

Jake

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

Le Quack said:
Im unbelievably stoned right now.
And yet I believe it. Now where does that leave you? :smoke:


#161

ElJuski

ElJuski

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

Jake said:
Le Quack said:
Im unbelievably stoned right now.
And yet I believe it. Now where does that leave you? :smoke:
Stonedville? Population: Yeeeeeeeaaaaaaaahhhh


#162

Bubble181

Bubble181

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

It's 7 pm and I'm still drunk from yesterday. Surprise birthday parties with friends from all over the world rock :teeth: :thumbsup:

That was awesome :-D


#163

CynicismKills

CynicismKills

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

ElJuski said:
Jake said:
Le Quack said:
Im unbelievably stoned right now.
And yet I believe it. Now where does that leave you? :smoke:
Stonedville? Population: Yeeeeeeeaaaaaaaahhhh
Welcome to Stonedvil
We were gonna finish this, like, sign here. But have you looked at your hands recently? They're amazing, how they hand. And the wood, I can see the wood under this paint. I'm hungry. Hey guys, you have any pizza? Cheetos, maybe? What do you mean I'm still painting? Dude, it's fine, it's not like I'm going to run out of room. Holy shit man, it's noon! Did you ever notice at noon the sun and the hands on your watch are all pointing up? Fucking crazy, man. Like hands. They're amazing, how they h


#164

ElJuski

ElJuski

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

So, I've got this script for a cartoon, right? Me and my friend. And the bad guys, one episode they get stoned, so they could have a high-larious adventure.

And the whole B-story is them just sitting on the couch, watching shitty movies on Comedy Central and wolfing down boxes of Chicken N' a Biscuit. I am proud of that episode, because I think it nails the stoned experience on the head.

(We once sat down and watched The Young Ones rocked off our ass with many boxes of Chicken N' a Biscuit. It was...research. Yeah.)


#165



Le Quack

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

CynicismKills said:
ElJuski said:
Jake said:
Le Quack said:
Im unbelievably stoned right now.
And yet I believe it. Now where does that leave you? :smoke:
Stonedville? Population: Yeeeeeeeaaaaaaaahhhh
Welcome to Stonedvil
We were gonna finish this, like, sign here. But have you looked at your hands recently? They're amazing, how they hand. And the wood, I can see the wood under this paint. I'm hungry. Hey guys, you have any pizza? Cheetos, maybe? What do you mean I'm still painting? Dude, it's fine, it's not like I'm going to run out of room. Holy shit man, it's noon! Did you ever notice at noon the sun and the hands on your watch are all pointing up? Fucking crazy, man. Like hands. They're amazing, how they h
I know thats a lie because they are up before/during noon.


#166



Kitty Sinatra

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

Yarrr mateys! Da wine pours freely an' Oi'm boozled.

*purrrrr*


#167

Bubble181

Bubble181

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

I'm not sure if I'm drunk *again* or *still* drunk.
I got up at 6:30 pm, went to a dinner/party, and went straight on...Oh dear. 6:45 am, and have to work this afternoon. * sigh*


#168

Vytamindi

Vytamindi

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

My [strike:stwkg5cy]makeout buddy[/strike:stwkg5cy] best friend is coming over for the weekend. I bought Soco and nog. Whooooohooo!


#169

Bubble181

Bubble181

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

I want a makeout buddy :-( Bah. Get over here :-P


#170

Vytamindi

Vytamindi

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

Bubble181 said:
I want a makeout buddy :-( Bah. Get over here :-P
Whoohoo!!!

Oh wait. The boyfriend somehow thinks that me making out with her is ok. But another guy?

BETTER TO ASK FORGIVENESS THAN PERMISSION, EH?


#171

Bubble181

Bubble181

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

Sounds like a plan :-D
Though I hope my girlfriend won't think that way if I ever get one again :-P
Also, who says I'm a guy? I just shaved, my cheeks are baby-bottom-soft now!


#172

Vytamindi

Vytamindi

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

Sooooooft cheeeeeeks!

My ex's beard grew super fast so when he shaved... it was the softest five minutes of my life!

...his hair grew that fast.


#173

Bubble181

Bubble181

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

I know the feeling. Before I had a beard, I shaved once a week. Now I've shaved 4 times in two days and it's still stubbly.


#174

Gusto

Gusto

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

Bubble181 said:
I know the feeling. Before I had a beard, I shaved once a week. Now I've shaved 4 times in two days and it's still stubbly.
Showoff.

I want a beard. :(


#175

Bubble181

Bubble181

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

Not showing off, it isn't pretty stubbly, just unshaved stubbly so far :-P


#176

Calleja

Calleja

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

I shave exclusively with a clipper now.

With the same guard comb clippy thing I shave my head with. (number 1)


so I shave my entire skull once a week. I dig the connected hair-face look.


#177



Cuyval Dar

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

Calleja said:
I shave exclusively with a clipper now.

With the same guard comb clippy thing I shave my head with. (number 1)


so I shave my entire skull once a week. I dig the connected hair-face look.
Less hair on your head and face probably makes it easier to clean up after a frosty susan.


#178



Philosopher B.

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

Goddammit, I wish I could grow a full, manly goatee or beard. Last time I tried to grow a goatee, I looked in the mirror after a couple of weeks and I wanted to slap myself.


#179



Le Quack

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

Philosopher B. said:
Goddammit, I wish I could grow a full, manly goatee or beard. Last time I tried to grow a goatee, I looked in the mirror after a couple of weeks and I wanted to slap myself.
When I shave, I get a manly 5 oclock shadow..... after two weeks. I shave about twice a month. It keeps me looking mysterious, gritty, and dark. I always use the dispoables. I've never cut my self shaving ever, anywhere (don't look so innocent you hippocrit).


#180

ElJuski

ElJuski

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

Le Quack said:
[quote="Philosopher B.":c0zxdqmy]Goddammit, I wish I could grow a full, manly goatee or beard. Last time I tried to grow a goatee, I looked in the mirror after a couple of weeks and I wanted to slap myself.
When I shave, I get a manly 5 oclock shadow..... after two weeks. I shave about twice a month. It keeps me looking mysterious, gritty, and dark. I always use the dispoables. I've never cut my self shaving ever, anywhere (don't look so innocent you hippocrit).[/quote:c0zxdqmy]


hypocrite! Unless you are calling someone a hypocritical hippopotamus.


#181

Calleja

Calleja

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

ElJuski said:
Le Quack said:
[quote="Philosopher B.":2dw74zc1]Goddammit, I wish I could grow a full, manly goatee or beard. Last time I tried to grow a goatee, I looked in the mirror after a couple of weeks and I wanted to slap myself.
When I shave, I get a manly 5 oclock shadow..... after two weeks. I shave about twice a month. It keeps me looking mysterious, gritty, and dark. I always use the dispoables. I've never cut my self shaving ever, anywhere (don't look so innocent you hippocrit).

hypocrite! Unless you are calling someone a hypocritical hippopotamus.[/quote:2dw74zc1]

that WOULD make the guy a hippocrit, for sure.


#182

ElJuski

ElJuski

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

Christmas Eve Eve drunk. Mhm.


#183

Vytamindi

Vytamindi

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

IT IS NOW XMAS EVE, FOOL!

Two beers.... and eating the beer soaked oranges! YUM! :falldown:


#184

Bubble181

Bubble181

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

Vytamindi said:
beer soaked oranges! YUM! :falldown:
....I am much intrigued. Please continue.


#185



LordRavage

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

My girl got me a WOW Beer stein for X-mas!

I cant wait for this weekend. I will no longer drink from a beer bottle in my house!

:D


#186

Gusto

Gusto

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

I rang in Christmas Eve Eve by starting to read through the Achewood archives (finally), while sipping on whiskey and ginger ale, until 3am.

I hope that tonight goes better. :)


#187





The "I'm Drunk" Thread

This thread ought to be stickied for New Year's. Who do I know who could sticky it, goddamnit?

That sentence took much longer to type than it should have.

So did that one.

That one was okay.


#188



Silvanesti

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

Fuck yeah motherfuckirers! fucking new year yeah!


#189

Denbrought

Denbrought

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

I'm still immune to hangovers, wooooooooo :aaahhh:


#190

Shawn

Shawn

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

It was a good night.
I'm not nearly as out of it as I was a few hours ago. Tired maybe. But not out of it.
A friend of mine didn't fare so well. He tested his alcohol tolerance just a wee bit too much. Being the nice guy I am I cleaned up my roommate's bathroom for him.
But yes. A good night.
Happy new year, all!


#191

Bubble181

Bubble181

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

I was slightly drunk yesterday.
Also, it was probably the worst new year's eve I've ever had. Bah. Wargargbl something something.


#192

Charlie Don't Surf

The Lovely Boehner

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

dhoom mjale dhoom mjale dhoooooom


shikdum shikdum


#193

General Fuzzy McBitty

General Fuzzy McBitty

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

Wheee.


#194

Vytamindi

Vytamindi

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

Ran out of Coke, so I'm drinking Soco and limeade.


#195

Gusto

Gusto

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

Sippin' on Waterloo Dark, a local brew I'm quite fond of.


#196



Kitty Sinatra

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

I drank some Guinness and Hoegaarden tonight. I didn't think I was drunk but seeing as I seem to be flirting with Gusto . . . I'm only gay when I'm drunk so I must be drunk. Also, I'm watching Wifeswap right now, which delivers nothing of its title's promise. I hope Supernanny's what I think it is.

_______


Hmm, Firefox's spellcheck knows Guinness but not Hoegaarden. I'll remember that come St Patrick's Day, and try to forget it on St Belgian's Day.


#197

Gusto

Gusto

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

Gruebeard said:
I drank some Guinness and Hoegaarden tonight. I didn't think I was drunk but seeing as I seem to be flirting with Gusto . . . I'm only gay when I'm drunk so I must be drunk. Also, I'm watching Wifeswap right now, which delivers nothing of its title's promise. I hope Supernanny's what I think it is.

_______


Hmm, Firefox's spellcheck knows Guinness but not Hoegaarden. I'll remember that come St Patrick's Day, and try to forget it on St Belgian's Day.
MANHUG


#198



Kitty Sinatra

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

D'awwww :waah:

Update: Supernanny is not about anything remotely Kyptonic. Nor is Extreme Championship Wrestling.

______


Dear TV,

Thanks for nothing.

(signed)
Julie Newmar.


#199

Bubble181

Bubble181

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

Gruebeard said:
I drank some Guinness and Hoegaarden tonight. I didn't think I was drunk but seeing as I seem to be flirting with Gusto . . . I'm only gay when I'm drunk so I must be drunk. Also, I'm watching Wifeswap right now, which delivers nothing of its title's promise. I hope Supernanny's what I think it is.

_______


Hmm, Firefox's spellcheck knows Guinness but not Hoegaarden. I'll remember that come St Patrick's Day, and try to forget it on St Belgian's Day.

Look, I'm a huge fan of Belgian beer, and I'll defend them wherever and whenever...But Celis White > Hoegaarden, so why bother with it?


#200



Kitty Sinatra

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

Bubble181 said:
Look, I'm a huge fan of Belgian beer, and I'll defend them wherever and whenever...But Celis White > Hoegaarden, so why bother with it?
Shit, It's hard enough to get the delicious Quebec beers like Maudite and La Fin Du Monde here in the neighbouring province of Ontario. Both of those are superior to both Guinness and Hoegaarden combined. I certainly can't get any given Belgian brew.


#201

Bubble181

Bubble181

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

Celis White is American ;-)
Well, the owner and founder of Hoegaarden sold his brewery to Interbrew, moved to the US, and started making the e xact smae beer with different water and stuff. Since Interbrew/InBev/AmBev/AmBev-AB have made Hoegaarden ever less tasteful and Celis stuck to his original recipe, it's now vastly superior :-P


#202



Armadillo

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

Bubble181 said:
Celis White is American ;-)
Well, the owner and founder of Hoegaarden sold his brewery to Interbrew, moved to the US, and started making the e xact smae beer with different water and stuff. Since Interbrew/InBev/AmBev/AmBev-AB have made Hoegaarden ever less tasteful and Celis stuck to his original recipe, it's now vastly superior :-P
Celis White, you say?

Do you have an opinion on Allagash White? I've heard VERY good things, but you can't buy it in Minnesota.

I'd like to be prepared for Belgian Wit Drinking Season. It's just around the corner!


#203



Kitty Sinatra

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

Bubble181 said:
Celis White is American ;-)
that doesn't make it any less foreign.


#204

ElJuski

ElJuski

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

So, not drunk anymore, but last night!!

I'm sitting there at one of the local bars with a couple of my friends when this woman sits down. She starts talking to me about how she thinks Springsteen is one of the hottest men alive, and about Patrick Swayzee (I told her I am "Swayzee Crazy." She asked if I was "a gay"). Then she starts blathering on about her store she's about to open up--which actually I might stop by when it does--and how her son is dating the vice-dean's daughter (I told her to tell him not to fuck that up).

After a while she got bored cornering me in the bar booth and started talking to my friends about their classic rock band, and how the bassist- this gap-toothed long haired old man- and her played all the good stuff. Not the "rip-rap".

Of course, the bassist is there, and he comes over and starts talking to me about rap and how his 26 year old girlfriend taught him to love it. Okay, sure.

And then he goes, "Now just imagine being my age, boy, and getting a blowjobber with the top down in a car listening to this with a twenty year old."

The look on his face of sheer creepy enjoyment almost made me shit my pants. But still, it was one of the funniest experiences I've had at that bar. Much better than the last one we went to, which was crammed with hicks, including one who took to calling my friend "The Black Kid" (He's black, if you didn't guess it). We thought for a second there was gonna be a-shankin'.


#205

Gusto

Gusto

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

What the hell? Were you drinking at a bar in a cartoon from the '50s?


#206

Bubble181

Bubble181

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

Armadillo said:
Bubble181 said:
Celis White is American ;-)
Well, the owner and founder of Hoegaarden sold his brewery to Interbrew, moved to the US, and started making the e xact smae beer with different water and stuff. Since Interbrew/InBev/AmBev/AmBev-AB have made Hoegaarden ever less tasteful and Celis stuck to his original recipe, it's now vastly superior :-P
Celis White, you say?

Do you have an opinion on Allagash White? I've heard VERY good things, but you can't buy it in Minnesota.

I'd like to be prepared for Belgian Wit Drinking Season. It's just around the corner!

Haven't had it yet. Being located in Belgium, my access to beers from across the big pond is sadly greatly limited.


#207



Singularity.EXE

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

ALOCHOL HIPPO CRITS YOU!

YOU ARE INEBRIATED!


#208

Gusto

Gusto

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

Singularity.EXE said:
ALOCHOL HIPPO CRITS YOU!

YOU ARE INEBRIATED!
Man that Hippo is probably hungry hungry.

Anyhoo.

Yeah I got a little tipsy on my Christmas gift certificates fro local sports bars with my dogg. The cute waitress he has an eye for came at sat with us after her shift ended and we all had some drinks and nachos.

Was good times for realz.


#209

HoboNinja

HoboNinja

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

I was drunk about 10-11PM CST its almost 4AM now... I just got back from what would normally be a 20-30 minute car ride that took over and hour because I had to stop and let someone puke every couple minutes :confused:

So yeah basically idk my night was weird. This girl I used to like expressed that she had feelings for me and we were drunk and made out and stuff but it just didn't feel right. I feel like a douche because I have a date tomorrow(well I guess today now ha) and I made out with this girl... like I am not dating this girl yet but still it felt assholish. Plus it just didn't feel right kissing her, the last girl I was with there was this I don't know how to really describe it just this passion and lust in it and it was fantastic just kissing her but when I kissed this girl it was just kinda meh... Maybe the last girl spoiled me or maybe my mind is telling me yeah nah this chick isn't for you.


#210

Andi

Drachenherz

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

Is being drunk at 11:30 a.m. a bad sign?



#211

ElJuski

ElJuski

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

Gusto said:
What the hell? Were you drinking at a bar in a cartoon from the '50s?
Filled with rednecks, yes.

So are you saying you had some crispy stellas by the pool last night?


#212

Gusto

Gusto

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

ElJuski said:
Gusto said:
What the hell? Were you drinking at a bar in a cartoon from the '50s?
Filled with rednecks, yes.

So are you saying you had some crispy stellas by the pool last night?
The crispiest.


#213

Calleja

Calleja

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

I'm a bit hungover.


I don't remember the last third of last night, but people tell me I had fun. so that's nice.

Also, I almost married a table dancer.


#214

Calleja

Calleja

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

Andi said:
Is being drunk at 11:30 a.m. a bad sign?


where did you get that smiley!?

in what thread was it born!?

I NEED TO KNOW!!


#215



LordRavage

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

Im working on my first Yuengling of the night. I may want to get to three but it is a school night.

Being an adult rocks! You can get drunk on school nights. :p


#216

Gusto

Gusto

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

LordRavage said:
Im working on my first Yuengling of the night. I may want to get to three but it is a school night.

Being an adult rocks! You can get drunk on school nights. :p
Shit, you're right.

I wish I weren't out of beer.

*scrounges*


#217



LordRavage

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

I such a light weight. Im half way through beer two and im feeling woozy.

Updates as my body lets me.


#218





The "I'm Drunk" Thread

Iiiiiiiiiiii...have become comfortably numb.


#219

Far

Far

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

Birthday drinks rock!


#220

Shakey

Shakey

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

Damn you Wild Turkey 101. You make me think I'm all happy, but all I want to do is punch holes in the wall :D


#221

Gusto

Gusto

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

Who hit the keg kinda hard, met girls he may or may not have already apparently met, and had good times with the doggs, and has tow thumbs?

THIS GUY.


#222

ElJuski

ElJuski

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

Gusto, man. You and your tow thumbs.

I just spent the night with my new roomate and drunk freshman girls. No, its not as awesome as you think. Uuuuuuuuuuggggh. Oh well, I'm fucking doppy as all hell.

HEEEEYYY YYAAAAA


#223

Vytamindi

Vytamindi

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

I drankeded a pint of Abita's Abbey Ale. Man, is this shit clovey!

AND I FUCKING FOUND SOME MOTHERFUCKING ANDYGATOR IN A MOTHERFUCKING BOTTLE!!!!

*jubilations*


#224

Vytamindi

Vytamindi

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

Ooooooooooooo what I really wanna say, my baby. What I really wanna say is I've got mine. And I'll make it, oh yes, I'm coming up!


#225

Gusto

Gusto

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

Vytamindi said:
Ooooooooooooo what I really wanna say, my baby. What I really wanna say is I've got mine. And I'll make it, oh yes, I'm coming up!
Singin'?

Always good.


#226





The "I'm Drunk" Thread

I'm not drunk, but I'm hopped up on various kinds of goofballs for the various reasons I can barely move right now.

Also I have a cat and a computer on my lap. I'm armed.


#227

Gusto

Gusto

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

ZenMonkey said:
I'm not drunk, but I'm hopped up on various kinds of goofballs for the various reasons I can barely move right now.

Also I have a cat and a computer on my lap. I'm armed.
Bring it on, world.


#228





The "I'm Drunk" Thread

Gusto said:
Bring it on, world.
Yeah. I just wish everything (including the forum) wasn't so funny right now because it hurts like hell to laugh. I shouldn't be watching Aliens but the sheer awesomeness of the movie is keeping me from changing the channel. (Not to mention the sheer hotness of Sigourney Weaver. :popcorn:)


#229

Gusto

Gusto

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

Well, you know what they don't say. Laughter is the worst medicine.


#230





The "I'm Drunk" Thread

Gusto said:
Well, you know what they don't say. Laughter is the worst medicine.
Yep, they're not right about that one.

...wait what?


#231

CynicismKills

CynicismKills

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

ZenMonkey said:
Gusto said:
Well, you know what they don't say. Laughter is the worst medicine.
Yep, they're not right about that one.

...wait what?
BIZARRO


#232

Gusto

Gusto

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

aw dang you doggs know that I am basically donked on crispy Stellas


#233

Thread Necromancer

Thread Necromancer

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

Am I?

Not yet.

But maybe soon....


Besides, seems there's been some trouble finding the thread, so I help out.

:falldown:


#234

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

I'm only slightly drunk tonight. Too freakin cold to go anywhere. Last time I checked the temperature was only 4 degrees outside brrrr


#235

Thread Necromancer

Thread Necromancer

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

wheeeee! half a bottle of rum down and I'm starting to get there....

:falldown:


#236

Calleja

Calleja

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

I should've posted here yesterday.

I didn't.

The IRC room got a taste of Drunky though.


#237

Thread Necromancer

Thread Necromancer

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

ok, drunk now... need entertained!!!

Entertain me you fools!!!!


#238

Fun Size

Fun Size

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

I'm working a minor buzz, being that my wife is out of town and I'm the sole parent, and each decision I make ends with "Could I make it to the emergency room if I had to?".

That said, I've had a long run of cheap whiskey, and must begin dropping hints that for daddy's birthday, daddy wants a bottle of Bombay Sapphire, a bottle of dry vermouth, and a jar of large olives. I have a couple of martini glasses that desperately need my attention.


#239

Charlie Don't Surf

The Lovely Boehner

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

whaaaaaaat? there's all this beer in the fridge. I need to clear out room for some of the super bowl party foods later this week. How can I do that???




oh yes drink all the beer. all of it. all the beer. including that scary can of dos equis that has been there since I moved in


#240

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

I'm drunk wooooooo

I probably won't remember posting too much in this thread, but at the moment I'm drunk wooooo.
I drank several drinks of mixed Smirnoff Raspberry with Diet Pepsi. About close to 8 cups I believe.


I don't think I'm much of a beer person lol.

But am feeling pretty mellow right now woooo.





Threads merged. Blog it, tweet it, or find the old thread (open "search," insert "drunk"), but we're not doing the drunk post-o-rama thing all over again. -ZM


#241

Jake

Jake

I'm drunk wooooooo

InfiniteShadow said:
Smirnoff Raspberry with Diet Pepsi
You'll make a fine wife someday.


#242

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

Lol dude I only started drinking last semester cut me some slack haha. Favorite beer so far is Coors


#243

H

hudeany

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

I will not lie, the I am drunk thread seemed absolutely fucking pointless to me before now.
As, why the fuck would you go on a fofum when inebriated??? And why the fuck is my typing relatively coherent????

Well sir, i have the story here and right here. Basically my friend asked me to come on msn and thus I perused my usual hangouts but I sir, have a sotroy to tell.
The bird (as in girl, for American benefit) of my dreams, I met again tonight. Fuck that was abad sentence. I have work in 7 hours or so, fuck me that will be painful. Exteremely painful. Imagine it, dealing with the gen pop of a backwater fucking city like Aberdeen. For real guys, for fucking real.
I really want to finish off slaughterhouse 5 but im goinhg out again tomorrow, hopefully to meet said bird but fuck knows guys, such is life, a dice roll full of unfulfiling gifts.

That truly is atroicous and im sorr,y i really am drunk sir, drunk to the point of sleepoing.
Anyone hear the new Justice song???


#244

H

hudeany

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

Vengeance is a dish best served cold. As is of moons birds, and monsters by MGMT.


#245

Vytamindi

Vytamindi

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

General Fuzzy McBitty said:
I'm still pissed off at the person that started this thread. I started the ones at the last 2 forums, and I was denied my moment. Vengeance shall be mine.
I LOVE YOU FUZZY MONKEY!


#246



Le Quack

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

egehey I foudn tit this time!
Irpromise nto tot make so m,any theread.s


#247



Le Quack

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

If I type reall slow I can type properly.


#248

Bubble181

Bubble181

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

I was sort of wildly drunk yesterday...who holds a party with free beer?

Also, I got thrown out of a bar for the first time ever. Oops! Bitch behind the bar. Pfft.


#249



Scarlet Varlet

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

50 oz of bitters. life ar good. :falldown:


#250

Gusto

Gusto

The "I'm Drunk" Thread



THis is me.


#251



Scarlet Varlet

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

Gusto said:


THis is me.
wich?


#252

Gusto

Gusto

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

Bothif I'm gonna be perfectly honest.


#253



Le Quack

Imso frnrkk

Iw kont mkqke adn 56 moiroedurnk tthead,s btuyI m stijper strj dme
Ze nmonkey I think yuoa rewor nro n yhr voolrdy prtdondoz Iodfonknow,.


#254

Null

Null

Imso frnrkk

Great, another drunk posting thread.


#255



Le Quack

Imso frnrkk

O wIl try to justp ost in this threa dpeos baecuase I im osi dfrunk


#256



Wasabi Poptart

Imso frnrkk

First time was funny. Now...not so much.


#257



Le Quack

Imso frnrkk

IU wont mkae m,oire thabn one tyhread.


#258



Pojodan

Imso frnrkk

:bush:


#259



Matt²

Imso frnrkk

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#260

Gusto

Gusto

Imso frnrkk

I'm laughin'.

/mostly cuz I'm trying to figure out what he's saying, whil myself drunk.


#261



Le Quack

Imso frnrkk

gusto for th ewinw q,otjer duckwer. Oholy thshti Im sdurjk.
MAYBE Y OU RHWUOULD RPREVENT ME FROM POSTIGNG ON FIRDYA,S


#262

Vagabond

V.Bond

Imso frnrkk

Typing while intoxicated, eh?

We're going to have to impound that keyboard, sir.


#263



Le Quack

Imso frnrkk

Zuim sorry sidhdouln ahv e posted.
my bdqad!!!


#264

Gusto

Gusto

Imso frnrkk

Le Quack said:
gusto for th ewinw q,otjer duckwer. Oholy thshti Im sdurjk.
MAYBE Y OU RHWUOULD RPREVENT ME FROM POSTIGNG ON FIRDYA,S
"Gusto for the win <untranslatable> Oh holy shit, I'm drunk.
MAYBE YOU SHOULD PREVENT ME FROM POSTING ON FRIDAYS."

See, it's fun. :)


#265

Ravenpoe

Ravenpoe

Imso frnrkk

Le Quack said:
Iw kont mkqke adn 56 moiroedurnk tthead,s btuyI m stijper strj dme
Ze nmonkey I think yuoa rewor nro n yhr voolrdy prtdondoz Iodfonknow,.

You know, now would be a great time to call all of your ex girlfriends to tell them all of the revelations you're having right now.

I'm just saying.


#266



Le Quack

Imso frnrkk

uDibt gace rhat mnay ex girlgriends. IM 2 yeahr s oly in ciklge. Elx gi5rlfriends arent my fconcernt..


#267

Terrik

Terrik

Imso frnrkk

Am I the only one that has no trouble posting coherently while drunk?

*shrug*


#268



Le Quack

Imso frnrkk

Im glad you hav ern o problem postiny while drurnk, Id ihaven a problem on the otherr hand. I cant poist tooo much whille Im drunk.


#269

Ravenpoe

Ravenpoe

Imso frnrkk

Le Quack said:
uDibt gace rhat mnay ex girlgriends. IM 2 yeahr s oly in ciklge. Elx gi5rlfriends arent my fconcernt..

Then call other people's ex-girlfriends. Just don't waste this opportunity.


#270



Le Quack

Imso frnrkk

M yriimnatge amits stoppogn me formspostinm,g,






I ghhope oyu danoj nt take foofenc eis thr emorijngin.


#271



Twitch

Imso frnrkk

Le Quack said:
I cant make 56 more drunk threads, buy me a stripper strj done
Zenmonkey I think you rewor nro n yhr voolrdy prtdondoz Iodfonknow,.
That's all I got


#272



Le Quack

Imso frnrkk

IM rrazeally drrunk, I ashsould probbaly stop spsotign.Muy rioomatgee foudn d the webstie I post on, and thes adnn embaraased whe n IIm rdur nked,d


#273



Twitch

Imso frnrkk

Le Quack said:
I'm really drunk, I should probably stop posting. My roommate found the website I post on, and this is as embarrassing as when I'm naked


#274

Bubble181

Bubble181

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

Iw kont mkqke adn 56 moiroedurnk tthead,s btuyI m stijper strj dme
Ze nmonkey I think yuoa rewor nro n yhr voolrdy prtdondoz Iodfonknow,.
I won't make any more drunk threads, but I'm super
Zenmonkey, I think you are one of ...worldly? people I know (or I don't know?)
The end of the phrase reeeeaally traces off there.


#275



Le Quack

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

I puked for the first time last night.

I then spent 3-4 hours in the shower.


#276





The "I'm Drunk" Thread

Now what was that you said about me?


#277



LordRavage

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

Kurtz was at comic con and I totally got his autpgraph. He even took a picture with me and my girl. I will update more when Ims a lot less drunk.


#278

Bubble181

Bubble181

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

ZenMonkey said:
Now what was that you said about me?
"you've got really pretty dondons". I don't want to know any more :-P

@LordRavage: were you wearing a HalForum T-shirt?


#279



LordRavage

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

Bubble181 said:
ZenMonkey said:
Now what was that you said about me?
"you've got really pretty dondons". I don't want to know any more :-P

@LordRavage: were you wearing a HalForum T-shirt?
Ow! My head. Sigh, I did not have a shirt. I only thought about that stuff after I saw him. The Con was amazing though and alot of fun.

Now I need to nurse this hangover. Pictures to come. :confused:


#280

Bubble181

Bubble181

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

I'm currently drunk out of my skull. It i 6:53 and I have to be at work at 12:00. I'm slightly doomed. Also, I just spent 10 minutes searching for this thread. This proves I have too much free time, I can't manage my timeand you guys aren't drunk nearly enough.

Also, whoa.

Also, damn cute girls and their self-assured ways. Or something.


#281

Vytamindi

Vytamindi

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

Oh god.... I am drunk. 44oz to freeeeedom!


#282

Gusto

Gusto

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

Vytamindi said:
Oh god.... I am drunk. 44oz to freeeeedom!
14 days for conspiracy
20 years til midnight.

Yeah I been drinkingtoo big whoop ya wanna fight about it


#283

checkeredhat

checkeredhat

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY!


#284

Gusto

Gusto

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

checkeredhat said:
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY!
HOOOOOO.


#285



Le Quack

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

I'm super high.

I just ordered a pizza.
:violin:


#286

Vytamindi

Vytamindi

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

Gusto said:
Vytamindi said:
Oh god.... I am drunk. 44oz to freeeeedom!
14 days for conspiracy
20 years til midnight.

Yeah I been drinkingtoo big whoop ya wanna fight about it
Let's mud wrastle


#287

Gusto

Gusto

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

Vytamindi said:
Gusto said:
Vytamindi said:
Oh god.... I am drunk. 44oz to freeeeedom!
14 days for conspiracy
20 years til midnight.

Yeah I been drinkingtoo big whoop ya wanna fight about it
Let's mud wrastle
**Takes off all of his shirts**

Bring IT.


#288

Vytamindi

Vytamindi

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

Gusto said:
Vytamindi said:
Gusto said:
Vytamindi said:
Oh god.... I am drunk. 44oz to freeeeedom!
14 days for conspiracy
20 years til midnight.

Yeah I been drinkingtoo big whoop ya wanna fight about it
Let's mud wrastle
**Takes off all of his shirts**

Bring IT.
I have IT. Do you have YOURS?


#289

Gusto

Gusto

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

I FORGOT IT.

Let's share.


#290

Thread Necromancer

Thread Necromancer

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

Woo! I"m not the only one for once!!

:falldown:


#291

Gusto

Gusto

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

Thread Necromancer said:
Woo! I"m not the only one for once!!

:falldown:
Whatever you say, leQuack.

EDIT: I MEAN WHAT


#292

Thread Necromancer

Thread Necromancer

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

Gusto said:
Thread Necromancer said:
Woo! I"m not the only one for once!!

:falldown:
Whatever you say, leQuack.

EDIT: I MEAN WHAT
you....
you... really don't think I'm LeQuack do you?


#293

Bubble181

Bubble181

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

Bubble181 said:
I'm currently drunk out of my skull. It i 6:53 and I have to be at work at 12:00. I'm slightly doomed. Also, I just spent 10 minutes searching for this thread. This proves I have too much free time, I can't manage my timeand you guys aren't drunk nearly enough.

Also, whoa.

Also, damn cute girls and their self-assured ways. Or something.

I have absolutely no recollection of making this post, or any in the same time period. I only found out I had, apprentyl, bene on line after geting home because I left...err...some messages on another board where I know people in real life, and they were slightly miffed. Huh. Oops.


#294



Le Quack

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

Heyah j gusy hcmawhats happenging!



Just kidding. I decided to come visit my mom today, but she wasn't supposed to be home for a few hours.
I toked up, and she showed up like 2 minutes after it hit.


It was the hardest day of my life.


#295

Gusto

Gusto

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

Hey I'm back.


#296

Shakey

Shakey

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

I wish I was more drunk than I am, but I have to leave at 7 am tomorrow morning to head to my sisters. Instead of making beer tomorrow I get to go ice fishing all day long. I don't have to drive tomorrow though, so here goes another whiskey sour.


#297



Le Quack

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

Hey guys, I'm high again.


#298

Gusto

Gusto

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

I'm debating hitting the whiskey...


#299

Thread Necromancer

Thread Necromancer

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

This post brought to you by our friends sorrow, remorse, and self-pity. They are each drinking three bottles of wine and so am I.

:falldown:


#300





The "I'm Drunk" Thread

Thread Necromancer said:
This post brought to you by our friends sorrow, remorse, and self-pity. They are each drinking three bottles of wine and so am I.

:falldown:
Awesome, they're loading up my vaporizer over here. :smoke:


#301

Thread Necromancer

Thread Necromancer

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

I (god forbid) restarted my ancient Everquest account the other night in a drunken fit. Now I'm just waiting to be drunk enough to actually play the game.


#302

Gusto

Gusto

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

IT'S
MOTHER
FUCKING
VODKA
DAY

I drank a bit for Ray and Juski, followed by a lot of beer for me. :)


#303



DougTheHead

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

I just got back from a friend's party that was a rousing success. I spent most of the night making Long Island Iced Teas for people, and drinking two myself, plus several beers. Since I rarely can settle into a conversation with anyone at a party, playing bartender for the night was a godsend. I stayed long enough that I was able to drive back home, too.

Anyway, going to bed soon. I've got a RenFair to go to tomorrow! In 5 1/2 hours, in fact!


#304

Gusto

Gusto

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

Guess who's back.

Back again.

Gusto's back.

Tell a friend.

(sorry)


#305

CynicismKills

CynicismKills

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

I'm always too drunk to remember to get on my computer to post in here.

I'm having a going away party this weekend, if I get blitzed I'll see about remembering (unless I pass out).


#306





The "I'm Drunk" Thread

CynicismKills said:
I'm having a going away party this weekend, if I get blitzed I'll see about remembering (unless I pass out).
*hovers mouse over "Merge Threads" button*


#307

CynicismKills

CynicismKills

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

ZenMonkey said:
CynicismKills said:
I'm having a going away party this weekend, if I get blitzed I'll see about remembering (unless I pass out).
*hovers mouse over "Merge Threads" button*
Oh come on, I can handle my booze. Don't lump me in with LeQuack. I can even type properly!


#308





The "I'm Drunk" Thread

Well, you said you never remember to post in here when drunk, so I'm just getting prepared for what may (or may not) ensue. :p


#309

ElJuski

ElJuski

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

Gusto said:
IT'S
MOTHER
FUCKING
VODKA
DAY

I drank a bit for Ray and Juski, followed by a lot of beer for me. :)
THIS IS A HOMEBOY


#310

Thread Necromancer

Thread Necromancer

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

I'm drunk (but not drunk enough) I'm lonely, and I'm pining the recent break up with my girlfriend (my fault), and I'm out of wine.

Oh woe is me!!!

:(


#311



Koko

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

Thread Necromancer said:
I'm drunk (but not drunk enough) I'm lonely, and I'm pining the recent break up with my girlfriend (my fault), and I'm out of wine.

Oh woe is me!!!

:(
Better off with mary jane then.


#312



Dunny

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

Well, this is more of an "I was drunk."

Ten dollar bottles of Dr. McGillicutty's seem to be appropriate for an evening's entertainment...I'll need to remember that one.


#313



Kitty Sinatra

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qoqabdidD4:q8twnj7e][/youtube:q8twnj7e]
You'll have to excuse me, I'm not at my best
I've been gone for a month, I've been drunk since I left


#314

Far

Far

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

Dunny said:
Well, this is more of an "I was drunk."

Ten dollar bottles of Dr. McGillicutty's seem to be appropriate for an evening's entertainment...I'll need to remember that one.
That man's peach schnapps is fucking VILE.


#315



Dunny

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

Far said:
Dunny said:
Well, this is more of an "I was drunk."

Ten dollar bottles of Dr. McGillicutty's seem to be appropriate for an evening's entertainment...I'll need to remember that one.
That man's peach schnapps is fucking VILE.
Never had the peach. I went with the classic "mentholmint" or whatever...good stuff.


#316

Thread Necromancer

Thread Necromancer

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

Ah here it is.
I know. I am drunk. Big fucking surprise. And yes I also used the "fucking" as an intentional stab at....
... fuck. it was somewhere in my mind and now it's going.


#317





The "I'm Drunk" Thread

Thread Necromancer said:
And yes I also used the "fucking" as an intentional stab at....
... fuck. it was somewhere in my mind and now it's going.
I hope it was "No Cussing Week."


#318

Shawn

Shawn

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

Let's see.
Had a Khamakazi, some beer, and an adios mother fucker last night. Then we had TACOS! And not talking the Taco Bell type, but the awesome authentic mexican tacos from Quel Ricos.
God damn everything tastes better when you're drunk.


#319

Thread Necromancer

Thread Necromancer

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

That's it! No cussing week!
Fuck that shit!

.... I cuss to make a sailor blush. I have been told at times to "Please keep it down. There are mechanics around"
That's pretty fucking sad.


... No. I am not that smart. I accept that and strive for stupidity. Anyone who actually understands where that reference comes from gets a cookie if they can tell me.

-edit-
Now I'm hungry! Damn it!-


#320

Shawn

Shawn

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

Thread Necromancer said:
-edit-
Now I'm hungry! Damn it!-
Get fresh Tacos. Lots of hot sauce.


#321



The Mike

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

Just coming back from the club and for some reason I had the urge to post, I'm fried


#322

CynicismKills

CynicismKills

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

Totally hammered, wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!


#323

CynicismKills

CynicismKills

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

CynicismKills said:
Totally hammered, wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Typing is much harder. I have rto look at the keyboard. :eek:rly:


#324



LordRavage

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

*Sigh.

Im sober. :confused:


#325

Calleja

Calleja

The "I'm High!" Thread

Yeah, i know there was another similar one, but I can't really find it while in this stare, can i? It'd be all ... tiring.


My friend came over and we toked up (No classes tomorrow, woo hoo) and watched Futurama's last movie thing Into The Wild Green Yonder. That ending... Ithink we'd have to spoil tag and I'm too lazy to find the button for that, but....daaaaaaaaayuuuumn.


Also..friend from elementaty school is coming to town tomorrow, female friend, and I think i'm gonna go for it... ! She' pretty, and I had a crush on her way back when.


#326

HowDroll

HowDroll

The "I'm High!" Thread

Can you blow some smoke my way, Calleja? I'll settle for a secondhand or thirdhand high.


#327

phil

phil

The "I'm High!" Thread



quick! watch this!


#328





The "I'm High!" Thread

Drugs are bad, mmkay?


#329

Calleja

Calleja

The "I'm High!" Thread

phil said:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=305vRNoofr8


quick! watch this!

DUDE! That's Jay & Silent Bob!! Kevin Smith is in the video for I Got High! That's so fracking unexpected yet awesome.


#330



Philosopher B.

The "I'm High!" Thread

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSsCzfyTrTQ:3d54r11w][/youtube:3d54r11w]

"If you've gotta do something, do weed."


#331



Lally

The "I'm High!" Thread

okay so I'm too drunk to find the I'm drunk thread but here I am and it's almost as fun~

[hugs Cayeha]

yay for mind-altering substances!


#332



Lally

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

OH here it is... [stumbles in]

Oh hai guys. :D This is my first time drunk posting.


#333



Le Quack

The "I'm High!" Thread

Yo, I'm right there with ya man. Im pretty blazed myself. Time to sit down and watch some Buffy the vamp slayer.


#334



Silvanesti

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

Lally said:
OH here it is... [stumbles in]

Oh hai guys. :D This is my first time drunk posting.
Ok, just a couple rules. keep vomit to a minimum and please, no LaQuacking kay?


#335



Lally

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

if LeQuacking is the verb for: to show ugly tranny pics then NO, I will not LeQuack while drunk or sober.


#336



Silvanesti

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

Lally said:
if LeQuacking is the verb for: to show ugly tranny pics then NO, I will not LeQuack while drunk or sober.
well... that too. Im more referring to creating 40 threads that are full of gibberish. lets just say it can mean both :p


#337



Lally

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

Silvanesti said:
Lally said:
if LeQuacking is the verb for: to show ugly tranny pics then NO, I will not LeQuack while drunk or sober.
well... that too. Im more referring to creating 40 threads that are full of gibberish. lets just say it can mean both :p
haha, I forgot about the drunk posting tons of threads. I won't do that. I can barely force myself to create a new topic when sober


#338



Le Quack

The "I'm High!" Thread

Im higher now


#339



Lally

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

lol, we need a "I'm hungover!" thread. bluuuurg. :puke:


#340

Gusto

Gusto

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

Lally said:
lol, we need a "I'm hungover!" thread. bluuuurg. :puke:
Make it. :) It's all you, kid.


#341

Gusto

Gusto

The "I'm High!" Thread

45 degrees!


#342

Tinwhistler

Tinwhistler

The "I'm Drunk" Thread

Lally said:
lol, we need a "I'm hungover!" thread. bluuuurg. :puke:

you aren't kidding..


#343

sixpackshaker

sixpackshaker

The "I'm High!" Thread

I'm high on life.

I do hugs, not drugs.

I just say No.


Wow, I feel all Republican all the sudden.


#344



The Mike

The "I'm High!" Thread

I can't join your high until tomorrow :(


#345

GasBandit

GasBandit

The "I'm High!" Thread


/hasn't been high in 12 years, just here because he likes to mess with stoners


#346

Shannow

Shannow

The "I'm High!" Thread

Dirty hippies.


#347



TheBrew

The "I'm High!" Thread

Lally said:
okay so I'm too drunk to find the I'm drunk thread but here I am and it's almost as fun~

[hugs Cayeha]

yay for mind-altering substances!
I was both last night. Scotch, Beer, a Bong, and Sushi... good times.


#348



Lally

The "I'm High!" Thread

TheBrew said:
Lally said:
okay so I'm too drunk to find the I'm drunk thread but here I am and it's almost as fun~

[hugs Cayeha]

yay for mind-altering substances!
I was both last night. Scotch, Beer, a Bong, and Sushi... good times.
I have no idea why I said "almost as fun." At least with weed you don't throw up all the munchies you consume. bllllugh.


#349



TheBrew

The "I'm High!" Thread

Lally said:
TheBrew said:
Lally said:
okay so I'm too drunk to find the I'm drunk thread but here I am and it's almost as fun~

[hugs Cayeha]

yay for mind-altering substances!
I was both last night. Scotch, Beer, a Bong, and Sushi... good times.
I have no idea why I said "almost as fun." At least with weed you don't throw up all the munchies you consume. bllllugh.
I can't remember the last time I threw up after drinking. I'm pretty good about getting trashed and holding it down.


#350



Lally

The "I'm High!" Thread

TheBrew said:
I can't remember the last time I threw up after drinking. I'm pretty good about getting trashed and holding it down.
1: I lost a ridiculous amount of weight and didn't drink for about a year and a half to two years at the same time, so I've been a cheap date ever since. I had four tall drafts last night in about three hours, and that was sufficient to get me pretty well wasted.
2: Once I'm already tipsy, I can't say no when people buy me drinks and we were hanging out with a family member that loves to buy people drinks.


#351

Gusto

Gusto

The "I'm High!" Thread

Not accepting a free drink is just rude, not to mention costly. ;)


#352

Fun Size

Fun Size

The "I'm High!" Thread

Gusto said:
Not accepting a free drink is just rude, not to mention costly. ;)
Yes, but then there are those that expect something in return for their drink, if you know what I mean.

And this is why I will never again go drinking with Eljuski.


#353

GasBandit

GasBandit

The "I'm High!" Thread

Psyduck sez:

Nigga, you fuck around in da hood like a muhfugga, you get your ass jumped like a muhfugga! N'ahmsayin?


#354

Calleja

Calleja

The "I'm High!" Thread

...no

what ARE you saying, psyduck?


#355

gargoyle_eva

gargoyle_eva

The "I'm High!" Thread

Tried to blazed up for my friends birthday but no motherfucker had any weed one them.So we just got wasted instead.Anabolic steroids and ABC's all night for free.w00t.also susan....reckon you can send some mary jane my way...down south.....waaaaaaaaaaaaay south??

we should rename this the im wasted thread....no discrimination them.also....why was i the only person out of all of my friends not popping pills tonite.That shits just not cool.

someone get me some more alcohol damit.


#356



Lally

The "I'm High!" Thread

Gusto said:
Not accepting a free drink is just rude, not to mention costly. ;)
Yes, but accepting the free drinks caused me to puke and be hungover all morning :p


#357





gargoyle_eva said:
we should rename this the im wasted thread
That is a really good idea. -ZM


#358

Charlie Don't Surf

The Lovely Boehner

ZenMonkey said:
gargoyle_eva said:
we should rename this the im wasted thread
That is a really good idea. -ZM
But I wanted to make a separate thread for using every hallucinogen :(


#359

Krisken

Krisken

Charlie Dont Surf said:
ZenMonkey said:
[quote="gargoyle_eva":rc7vb7p9]we should rename this the im wasted thread
That is a really good idea. -ZM
But I wanted to make a separate thread for using every hallucinogen :([/quote:rc7vb7p9]
I'm surprised you didn't ask for a sub-forum.


#360

Charlie Don't Surf

The Lovely Boehner

Krisken said:
Charlie Dont Surf said:
ZenMonkey said:
[quote="gargoyle_eva":2k7vdf5t]we should rename this the im wasted thread
That is a really good idea. -ZM
But I wanted to make a separate thread for using every hallucinogen :(
I'm surprised you didn't ask for a sub-forum.[/quote:2k7vdf5t]

I actually don't use any illegal drugs since I work for the government


#361

Calleja

Calleja

My thread!! It's been assimilated!!!


#362

Vytamindi

Vytamindi

Calleja said:
My thread!! It's been assimilated!!!
Assimilated... INTO MINE!!!

MUAHAHAHHA!!!


#363

Allen who is Quiet

Allen, who is Quiet

First the forum, next Arnold's heart


#364

Calleja

Calleja

Vytamindi said:
Calleja said:
My thread!! It's been assimilated!!!
Assimilated... INTO MINE!!!

MUAHAHAHHA!!!
NOOO!
I'll never let you get away with this, Vitamin D, I'll be baaaaaaaack!


#365

Vytamindi

Vytamindi

I am getting drunk. With or without WoW.

Last time I drank two andygators I took my shirt off while on the boyfriend's lap. We didn't finish watching Fight Club...


#366

Calleja

Calleja

........hawt


#367

Vytamindi

Vytamindi

I know. I really wanted to watch the movie. That's why we bought the beers.

Those damned beers. BEEEEEERS!


#368



LordRavage

Weeeeee... Im Back!

Being sober is for losers... :D


#369

Vytamindi

Vytamindi

This is a llama. :tina:

"Hi" says the :tina:

One day I was :moon: in the woods when all of the sudden I saw a :tina: .

:aaahhh: was my reaction until I went to the bar and :falldown: which led to :hump: with :zoid:

:unibrow: :Leyla:


#370

Gusto

Gusto

HAI GUYS IM DRUNK.

what's good in tha hood


#371

Vytamindi

Vytamindi

Gusto. We should conversate in speeches.


That meant something to me I think.


#372

Vytamindi

Vytamindi

Anyone out there????


#373

Bubble181

Bubble181

I'm right here, girl. Always just waiting to be called out by you :)


#374

Vytamindi

Vytamindi

HAI bubs. How are you?


#375

Thread Necromancer

Thread Necromancer

I am drunk.

Surprised?

I'm also good looking, smart, and lonely. ya, big surprise.


#376

Far

Far

Quite high. Watched The Mist again earlier. :Leyla:


#377

Vagabond

V.Bond

I'm high, also, kinda sleep deprived a bit.

It's gotten to the point where I'm no longer just automatically blinking my eyes.

Hey, I did just complete the entirety of the Ugly Hill archives, which was awesome.

WHY IS THE INTERNET OPEN 24 HOURS?!?!


#378



Le Quack

If I don't see you for awhile, its because I'm tripping on mushrooms.



Drugs...


The Final Frontier.


#379

Gusto

Gusto

Vytamindi said:
Gusto. We should conversate in speeches.


That meant something to me I think.
Let's DO IT.


#380



Le Quack

Im on mushrooms.


#381

Gusto

Gusto

So I'm not drunk right now, but I wanna take a little informal survey - WHO'S GONNA BE LIVING IN THIS THREAD TOMORROW!?

*raises hand*


#382



Lally

Gusto said:
So I'm not drunk right now, but I wanna take a little informal survey - WHO'S GONNA BE LIVING IN THIS THREAD TOMORROW!?

*raises hand*
Blugh, not me. After Thursday night, I'm not going to be having anything but a sensible amount of wine or amaretto & milk for a long long time...


#383

Cajungal

Cajungal

Well... I have been saving some imported beer for a special occasion. I might join you. ^_^


#384





I just took something similar to what Espy thought he took earlier, so I'll deserve my place here in an hour or so.


#385

Gusto

Gusto

Cajungal said:
Well... I have been saving some imported beer for a special occasion. I might join you. ^_^
Fuck yeah! Maybe we'll make our OWN thread!

With blackjack! And hookers!


#386

Cajungal

Cajungal

Gusto said:
Cajungal said:
Well... I have been saving some imported beer for a special occasion. I might join you. ^_^
smurf yeah! Maybe we'll make our OWN thread!

With blackjack! And hookers!
In fact, forget the liquor and the blackjack!


#387

Far

Far

No money. :waah:


#388

Cajungal

Cajungal

Far said:
No money. :waah:
Do you have enough for some spray-whipped cream? You could do whipits! :p


#389

Gusto

Gusto

Cajungal said:
Far said:
No money. :waah:
Do you have enough for some spray-whipped cream? You could do whipits! :p
Whija-WHAAAA?

What is THAT.


#390

Thread Necromancer

Thread Necromancer

*sigh* I have a math final on Wed so for me it has to be an easy day tomorrow.
:(


#391





Cajungal said:
Do you have enough for some spray-whipped cream? You could do whipits! :p
Mr. ZM sez that doesn't work anymore, but I'm pretty sure the last time I tried it (which, granted, may have been quite a while ago), I got a good few seconds out of it. Whee!


#392

Cajungal

Cajungal

Gusto said:
Cajungal said:
Far said:
No money. :waah:
Do you have enough for some spray-whipped cream? You could do whipits! :p
Whija-WHAAAA?

What is THAT.
[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68vv1sIyaMs:22zvcnqd][/youtube:22zvcnqd]
It's about 5 minutes in. :D


#393

Far

Far

Thought that's what you talking about! I just watched that whole show last week.


#394

Far

Far

I expected this thread to be on the front page all day! For shame, halforum, for shame.

Light buzz going myself


#395

Thread Necromancer

Thread Necromancer

The Necromancer is very displeased he is not intoxicated and posting in this thread for reasons of.... intoxication.

:zoid:


#396



LordRavage

Its a school night and im completely gone. I need to lay down before I fall down.

:falldown:


#397

Thread Necromancer

Thread Necromancer

ok, despite the math final I have still been drinking. I can not escape the date!!!


#398





Between my avatar and a nice Bailey's & milk, I'm ready to finish watching Howl's Moving Castle.


#399

Far

Far

Still two hours left and I'm dry and basically sober? Pft this is what I get for putting living expenses before fun! :humph:


#400

HowDroll

HowDroll

On a scale from one to blazed, I'm really fucking high right now.

It's wonderful.


#401

Thread Necromancer

Thread Necromancer

Far said:
Still two hours left and I'm dry and basically sober? Pft this is what I get for putting living expenses before fun! :humph:
you poor soul. let me pour you some Rum.
... it will only cost you.... You soul!!!! :twisted:

yes I am the Necro, yes i am evil!!


#402

Far

Far

HowDroll said:
On a scale from one to blazed, I'm really smurfing high right now.

It's wonderful.
Of course I don't have any of this left either. WORST ST PATS EVER!


#403



Silvanesti

work tomorrow way too fucking early.

Can't drink

Hate everything and everyone.


#404

Tinwhistler

Tinwhistler

Cajungal said:
Far said:
No money. :waah:
Do you have enough for some spray-whipped cream? You could do whipits! :p
Seems like an expensive way to get your N2O

http://www.easywhip.com/supercharged-wh ... rgers.html

I never think to come in here when i'm drunk :)


#405

Jake

Jake

Tinwhistler said:
Cajungal said:
Far said:
No money. :waah:
Do you have enough for some spray-whipped cream? You could do whipits! :p
Seems like an expensive way to get your N2O

http://www.easywhip.com/supercharged-wh ... rgers.html
I've heard from... a friend... that you can get a breaker and balloon for those at head shops, or optimally, a seltzer water bottle. :rofl:


#406

Tinwhistler

Tinwhistler

well, the balloon, you can really get anywhere. I would imagine. Interestingly enough, i own a seltzer botltle, but only because I like seltzer water.


#407

Jake

Jake

Tinwhistler said:
well, the balloon, you can really get anywhere. I would imagine. Interestingly enough, i own a seltzer botltle, but only because I like seltzer water.
The balloon, yes, but discharging a metallic-sealed pressurized gas canister into it requires a somewhat specialized device. Interestingly enough, the only person I know that probably still owns one of these is now an anesthesiologist.


#408

Gusto

Gusto

Here, I am again, on my own.

My dogg and I gto righ tpiiseed up tongiht ,more so than usual.

How're you gyuyss.?


#409

Cajungal

Cajungal

I'm not drunk, but I feel drunk. Can I be in this club?


#410

Gusto

Gusto

Cajungal said:
I'm not drunk, but I feel drunk. Can I be in this club?
WHAT IT ISSSSS

CMON AIM I"LL TALK TO YOU FOPR AWILE


#411

Cajungal

Cajungal

Gusto said:
Cajungal said:
I'm not drunk, but I feel drunk. Can I be in this club?
WHAT IT ISSSSS

CMON AIM I"LL TALK TO YOU FOPR AWILE
I can't! If I turn on AIM while I'm playing Oblivion it hurts my tiny computer. :p


#412

Gusto

Gusto

aw dang ell maybe tommorowr


#413

Cajungal

Cajungal

Gusto said:
aw dang ell maybe tommorowr
Heehee, cool. I definitely wanna hear about your night. :p


#414

Gusto

Gusto

Cajungal said:
Gusto said:
aw dang ell maybe tommorowr
Heehee, cool. I definitely wanna hear about your night. :p
wrnt nothin g specila besidwes as ocial ecxperimetn

Wow I 'm getting drunker as i type


#415

Far

Far

I bought The Maw today and am particularly high at this point. GORGEOUS GAME.


#416

Docseverin

Docseverin

I am drunk! Partying as hard as I can in Morman run Utah. I came away with 3 numbers and a few new friends. Looks like next weekend will be even better :)


#417

checkeredhat

checkeredhat

3 hours of sleep
7 beers
1 shot of whisky.

I had a fun night tonight, but at the same time disappointing. point is, I'm fucking shitfaced right now.

oooh, hot dogs' are done.


#418



Le Quack

I had one 40 oz msala tliuqor 10 beers abd 4 jellos ahsots. Im not asuauluyl as dfdurnk as I get, nut I pretyy sdrunk.


#419

Thread Necromancer

Thread Necromancer

The duck is drunk again!!! so am I Some one give me his bottle!!!

:falldown:


#420





I have not ingested any cannabis in a long time. I seem to have severely underestimated the effect this had on my tolerance for medical edibles. As a result I have begun writing in this bizarrely mannered, overly formal style, but I can't seem to stop.


#421

Jake

Jake



#422





Yeah, pretty much. :oops:


#423

Gusto

Gusto

Guess who's back.
Back again.
Gusto's back.
Tell a friend.

WHAT'S UUUUUUUUUUUUUUP


#424



Le Quack

lol im high


#425



Silvanesti

Le Quack said:
lol im high
Ok. I gotta know. Did you really join vent just long enough to go "quack" and then logout? because if so, bravo sir, I was laughing for a long time.


#426

Gusto

Gusto

hey guys I'm back

Wh ogot hella hugs/high fives/fistpouns/grinds tonight?

THIS GUY.

Things are about to get real i can FEEL IT


#427



Le Quack

I'm so high its liek im in a giant sea of THC and im floating and shit
God damn I am like bubblwe popping high


#428



Koko

ZenMonkey said:
I have not ingested any cannabis in a long time. I seem to have severely underestimated the effect this had on my tolerance for medical edibles. As a result I have begun writing in this bizarrely mannered, overly formal style, but I can't seem to stop.
I love to make firecrackers when I have enough, so easy to make and an incredibly powerful long lasting high.

Le Quack said:
I'm so high its liek im in a giant sea of THC and im floating and *
God damn I am like bubblwe popping high
Quite the same, spring break for myself, been going through a few bowls a day, made some lemon-garlic chicken, and building a chair atm.
:idea: ketchup & mustard in the same bottle :idea:


#429





Koko said:
I love to make firecrackers when I have enough, so easy to make and an incredibly powerful long lasting high.
I intend to get double duty out of my meds by turning my vape poo into cannabutter. With the amount I have it should save me probably a couple hundred dollars at least.

All solely for personal consumption, of course. Being a stickler about the MMJ laws means I can't be a hypocrite and sell or even give any butter or edibles to non-patients. When I lived in SF (and was not a patient) I got ridiculous amounts of medium-quality stuff for not that much money, so I was the brownie lady for my friends, but not anymore.


#430

Calleja

Calleja

Dude, koko, we have to talk about this firecracker business.. I googled and that sounds AWESOME

how do you do them? Have you tried microwave?

TELL ME MORE!


#431



Le Quack

Zen you are so cool. I want to be like you, except a ,am, when i get older.


#432





Le Quack said:
Zen you are so cool. I want to be like you, except a ,am, when i get older.
No you don't, sweetie, but thank you for saying so. :slywink:


#433

Far

Far

Smoked a bunch after that terror show that happened earlier tonight.


#434



Koko

Calleja said:
Dude, koko, we have to talk about this firecracker business.. I googled and that sounds AWESOME

how do you do them? Have you tried microwave?

TELL ME MORE!
It's really easy to totally screw them up
[not my writing]
[spoiler:1s34pr0b]http://www.reddit.com/r/Marijuana/comments/715n1/how_to_make_the_perfect_firecrackers/.mobile[/spoiler:1s34pr0b]
However, keep in mind that this is the least efficient way to make edibles and making cannabutter/oil is much more versatile.
[cant use microwave]


#435

Jake

Jake

This "firecracker" business seems pretty low brow. The idea is not to eat the green stuff. Your best bet is simmering finely ground green in vegetable oil (not so hot that it burns), running that through a strainer (squishing it really well to get all the oil out), and using the oil for brownies, cookies, etc.


#436

Calleja

Calleja

Yes... but you people don't realize that I would probably end up in the news if I ever attempted to make butter and/or oil.

I'm THAT bad.


#437



Le Quack

A simple, but less efficient way to do something is to take the green stuff and put it under the butter.

The butter can go on anything really; I like crackers.

When you put it on there, the butter will absorb the oils as you bake it in alumninum.


#438



Koko

Le Quack said:
A simple, but less efficient way to do something is to take the green stuff and put it under the butter.

The butter can go on anything really; I like crackers.

When you put it on there, the butter will absorb the oils as you bake it in alumninum.
definition of a firecracker


#439



Le Quack

Hey guys, I'm back


#440



Koko

Le Quack said:
Hey guys, I'm back
i haven't left since Friday :unibrow:


#441



Le Quack

heyo


#442



Koko



#443

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

I've been drinking rum and soda.

Woooo I like being drunk :)

Give me more booze :falldown:


#444

Krisken

Krisken

InfiniteShadow said:
I've been drinking rum and soda.

Woooo I like being drunk :)

Give me more booze :falldown:
Brandy-Cokes here. Rum makes me kinda funny. Not funny ha-ha.


#445

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Rum I have to try more. First time too. Going to be a fun weekend wooo

Plus I think I'm going to miss my morning class tomorrow but oh well


#446



Yoink

just celetbrated my new payrise and that life is atm quite nice

i wonder if thsis is my appartment .. looks familiar


#447

Krisken

Krisken

Yoink said:
just celetbrated my new payrise and that life is atm quite nice

i wonder if thsis is my appartment .. looks familiar
This is not my beautiful house, this is not my beautiful wife...


#448



Koko

Krisken said:
Yoink said:
just celetbrated my new payrise and that life is atm quite nice

i wonder if thsis is my appartment .. looks familiar
This is not my beautiful house, this is not my beautiful wife...
and the days go by...


#449

Calleja

Calleja

I'm too sober.

It's a Thursday night, in the middle of vacations, and I'm sunburned, home alone, sober, and bored.


Gorram it.

I'm so making up for it tomorrow. And Saturday.


#450





I'm not going to be able to find the computer, let alone type, on Saturday.


#451

CynicismKills

CynicismKills

Calleja said:
I'm too sober.

It's a Thursday night, in the middle of vacations, and I'm sunburned, home alone, sober, and bored.


Gorram it.

I'm so making up for it tomorrow. And Saturday.
I agree with this. What a boring, sober day I had.


#452



Le Quack

This the place for expensive pizza?

No?

Then Im in the right place


#453

Gusto

Gusto

(Zen's got the right idea)

Hey guys i had a few but i had a great day so what it is fellows.

I miss Cajungal normally i would talk to her now. :(


#454

CynicismKills

CynicismKills

Not drunk yet but I'm tryin'.

Sadly there's only one beer left and this is a dry county, so I guess I'll have to try again tomorrow. :(


#455



Le Quack

I msuepr tyfudtrinek!!!!




I re;pleiod to a PM nbtut it took wme a fooloognt time to replaiet.


#456



Matt²

Le Quack said:
I msuepr tyfudtrinek!!!!




I re;pleiod to a PM nbtut it took wme a fooloognt time to replaiet.
THERE we go! There's LeQuack!


#457



Le Quack

GOOLLY SJOT IM SUPER DDRINLK!!\
\\\

IM NOT HIGH NS THIS TIME!


#458

ThatGrinningIdiot!

ThatGrinningIdiot!

You're a terrible drunk Le Quack. Even while intoxicated, my intelligence isn't compromised so that I'm unable to string together a coherent sentence. Now, en garde!


#459



Le Quack

IOts nto so much that ican't make a swentence,s its that my hand eyes wcorordinatipon goes to super shuto.


#460

HowDroll

HowDroll

If someone ever has some spare time on his hands, he needs to tally the number of coherent/incoherent posts that LeQuack makes. I think lulz will be had by all.


#461

Bubble181

Bubble181

Errr; 744 to 1? Approximately?


#462

Gusto

Gusto

So today I was so exhausted from work and yesterday's merrymaking that I went to sleep as soon as I got home from work. Woke up about 10pm local, and have been drinking ever since in an effort to lull myself back to sleep. So far, no luck.

HOW Y'ALL DOING!?


#463





hai gusy


#464

Gusto

Gusto

ZenMonkey said:
This is what I like to see. :D ZEN YOU MAKE ME SMILE

How was your birthday, Catlady?


#465





You make me smile too! :D <--- see?

Awesomest birthday. Throat's sore from belting "We're Not Gonna Take It" like Dee Snyder. Belly full of BBQ and homemade cake. On a cocktail of substances probably not recommended by the FDA. (Nothing illegal.)


#466

Gusto

Gusto

ZenMonkey said:
You make me smile too! :D <--- see?

Awesomest birthday. Throat's sore from belting "We're Not Gonna Take It" like Dee Snyder. Belly full of BBQ and homemade cake. On a cocktail of substances probably not recommended by the FDA. (Nothing illegal.)
Yay, substances and cake!

Sounds like you had a great ol' time.

*makes a note to begin making plans for his own birthday*


#467





Yeah, usually go low-key (nice dinner with the spouse) and am not usually one for parties in my honor, but it was just a great get-together.

And now my typing skills and ability to read are waning so I think it's time for some TV with said spouse.


#468

Bubble181

Bubble181

ZenMonkey said:
(Nothing illegal.)

See, coming from a medical MJ user, that still leaves lots of options :D


#469

Cajungal

Cajungal

Gusto said:
(Zen's got the right idea)

Hey guys i had a few but i had a great day so what it is fellows.

I miss Cajungal normally i would talk to her now. :(
Awww. ^_^ I'm back on my normal schedule very soon.... painfully soon. This break was very short. But the sooner I'm back, the sooner it's over.

Now I'm leaving, because I am sober.


#470





:bush: :blargh: :drunk: \\

:D


#471

ThatGrinningIdiot!

ThatGrinningIdiot!

Public drunkeness is #1! :D :bush: :drunk:


#472



Le Quack

High guys.


#473



Koko

[spoiler:2ypjdjb5]http://img524.imageshack.us/img524/6255/nike5.jpg[/spoiler:2ypjdjb5]


#474

Krisken

Krisken

Koko said:
Nice candle holder.


#475



Koko

Krisken said:
Koko said:
Nice candle holder.
it can hold two candles at once
:eek:


#476

CynicismKills

CynicismKills

Boo, we ran out of beer again before I could get drunk.

Gonna have to buy more at a time.


#477





For the Necromancer, for all he has done for us.


#478

Thread Necromancer

Thread Necromancer

Woo!! Conviently necro'd for ease of finding and posting. Thanks ZM

Now we shall let consumption proceed. :falldown:


#479

Charlie Don't Surf

The Lovely Boehner

I'M MAKING KISSINGR WATCH ARMAGEDDON




TONIGHT HE DIES


#480



Le Quack

I decided to take a road to mushroom town tonight.


#481

A

Abomination

man im a little drunk so i dunno if this should be in the rant thingy or not but ive held my friends hair twice this week cause she had a bad breakup


and im a dude so im not real good at this whole thing but it seems like i always go through this which im ok with but at times i just want to tell her to shut the hell up but thats kinda fucked up you know? so i try to be a good guy and be her friend cause thats what she needs but at a certain point im tired of hearing about it. im kinda a prick i know :( but im going through my own shit and i dont need to be dealing with that and my own at the same time


#482

Far

Far

Very much high right now. Watching Eddie Murphy's delerious for the first time and laughing my ass off.


#483

Bubble181

Bubble181

Belgian beer is nice. Belgian beer with 14% alcohol is nice. Drinking rare Belgian beer with your father all night long and talking about family history is really a nice way to spend an evening and areal bonding moment. It does leave me a) drunk and b) in a melancholy mood, though.
Excuse any typos I make, the keyboard here is ancient, half the keys are stuck, and I can't pick out my errors any more.

Also: I like all of you, except that other guy there. Have a hug :falldown:


#484



Koko

Double does of edibles for tomorrow? check
:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:


#485

Thread Necromancer

Thread Necromancer

:falldown:

it's no rum tonight, but currently the second bottle of wine is going down quite nicely! :D


#486

Charlie Don't Surf

The Lovely Boehner

Koko said:
Double does of edibles for tomorrow? check
:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Your avatar makes this post a lot better :zoid:

I might be contact high from my neighbors smoking weed inside.


#487





Neighbors. Riiiight.


#488

Thread Necromancer

Thread Necromancer

If I'm drunk.... why am I still at the computer and not going to bed......?



????? sometimes... I have to wonder....


I'm batman!! :batman:


#489





Banana Goo x Bubble Gum = bye bye symptoms.

And motor skills.

And short-term memory.

Right state of mind for KoL Radio show with the Kingdom of Loathing devs and their friend MC Frontalot. :thumbsup:


#490

Far

Far

Stared making butter at 4:20 local time. Gonna be a good few days. :D


#491

Far

Far

SO MANY COOKIES!


#492

Troll

Troll

I am high as a motherfucker right now... on cold medicine! It's legal! Mwahahahahahaha!


#493



Le Quack

Hey hey hey

High high high


#494

ThatGrinningIdiot!

ThatGrinningIdiot!

A Troll said:
I am high as a mothersmurfer right now... on cold medicine! It's legal! Mwahahahahahaha!
It's not "cool" to do drugs that are legal man, way to kill the buzz!

BUZZ KILLINGTON!


#495

Jake

Jake

ZenMonkey said:
Banana Goo x Bubble Gum
Weird, I just had some of that in Atlanta. Nice stuff :thumbsup:


#496

Troll

Troll

BlackCrossCrusader said:
A Troll said:
I am high as a mothersmurfer right now... on cold medicine! It's legal! Mwahahahahahaha!
It's not "cool" to do drugs that are legal man, way to kill the buzz!

BUZZ KILLINGTON!
Hmmm. Well, I DID go against recommended guidelines on the label by combining it with a little alcohol. Does that count?


#497





Jake said:
ZenMonkey said:
Banana Goo x Bubble Gum
Weird, I just had some of that in Atlanta. Nice stuff :thumbsup:
Which one? That wasn't a hybrid, I just mixed the two.


#498

Jake

Jake

ZenMonkey said:
Jake said:
ZenMonkey said:
Banana Goo x Bubble Gum
Weird, I just had some of that in Atlanta. Nice stuff :thumbsup:
Which one? That wasn't a hybrid, I just mixed the two.
I thought someone had crossed them. Maybe they just mixed them. Details are hazy, as you might imagine. :smoke:


#499



Silvanesti

Just making sure this is easy to find for later tonight. Im outta here in just a bit :falldown:


#500

Calleja

Calleja

I just realized that since our stash depleted and our dealer is still MIA and I dislike getting drunk now since I had a steady supply of weed... I haven't been intoxicated in close to a month now.


yay?


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