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The Juicy Gossip thread. (Oh mah gawd!)

#1



SeraRelm

Where you post the most trivial of trivialities about the people you know!


#2

LittleSin

LittleSin

Thank you, Sera. You are a scholar.


#3



SeraRelm

I set your place at the table, but only you can decide to eat.

Edit: I'll start it off for you though. SOMEONE I know got fired from her job for perpetually being 15 minutes to an hour late every day and not doing her job. She was skating by on being a (not a fan of the term but it fits perfectly) bimbo.


#4



Anon

Going anon so a username search won't cause me drama. Just a simple precaution in the very unlikely event that someone take sudden interest in my on-line activity.

So, my friends girl friend is in mexico. She must have stellar mmeory because her god damn facebook posts are like chapters out of a seedy novella.

Fell asleep on the beach last night a drink in each hand, went singing Deutschland Deutschland with Germans, taking huge shots at the bar. Sang red solo cup until 3 am with awesome Canadians until 4 guests got up and told us to go back to the beach or shut the fuck up. YAY mexico! up again now, and hoping to go into town and book sky diving!​

Ah. She just fell asleep on the beach...she didn't pass out drunk. Nope. Not at all. I wonder where her friends went? Were they trying to be rid of her for getting them kicked out of the bar? Beleive me, she would be the only one at fault.

There will be some stories when we get back... if we get back... might be going to mexican jail... no reallly we might.... hope not.... anyways love you girls say hi to everyone for us I have a shot for each of you every night... consequently Im drunk a lot.​

Look out, we have a bad ass over here! She might go to Mexican prison. GASP.

Dayyyy 5 in Mexico, Went Clubbing last night! Got three bad burns on my fingers, took a shot of the worm with my new buddies, club hopped down to a beach bar with rope swings Amazing DJ and music my girl [REDACTED] bought me 3 long stem roses, the boys got us shots, we danced danced danced all night. I got on the bar and danced with Austrailians and took shots, swung from a vine. Started to walk... wande​
red out into the street ALMOST hit by a cab and kept staying "hey, whered the club go" Got a cab on my own back to the hotel. Face planted in the lobby, tried to sleep there.... wandered back... heard a noise... ran! turned my head to look behind me ran into a cement wall..... was goin to sleep on the grass, but lizard got on me... so I went home tried to use my card to jimmy open the door... then I realized it was a key. Face planted into the tub. Put roses in water. [REDACTED] says to me. (AS I face plant naked into the sheets) "Whered the roses come from" All I can say is "BITCHES LOVE ME!!!!!" and pass out​

I'm sorta amused by her drunken misfortunes but that amusement is replaced with disgust when I know she is proud of these things. She sorta glazes over anything involving men, I've noticed.

Last night I went to a vegas style show club called coco bongo, I faced my fears and danced on a bar and drank with a green dwarf who was quite scary(and dressed like the mask), sang with beetlejuice, and was chillin with captain america.Danced allllllllllllll night and sang. I got motorboated by a cop, fell asleep on the beach, woke by security, fell down a flight of stairs, fell into the bushes... got into a hammock for sleep... discovered it wasn't my room... vomitted.... found my room tried to get a shower... was too drunk slept in the tub cigarrette sticking out of my mouth, towel as pillow and blanket. Sand everywhere.... Dear lord I'll miss this.​

I should note she's afraid of dwarves( dwarfs?) and has claimed they sohuld be put out of their misery in the past. She also got motorboated by a cop, I bet her boyfriend will LOVE these skanky antics!

It okay though! IT'S MEXICO and they have a supposed 'open' relationship...which she wanted and he agreed to because "it makes her happy." Yeh. Okay.

Whew. I have nothing against people partying...but her pride in her stupidity makes me want to tear my hair out.


#5



Guest

I have a large extended family. One of the branches of them are hardcore fundamentalists. A cousin in this branch is so in love with herself and concerned with how others view her, she stopped caring for her oldest child when she realised that her daughter was not an extension of herself. Her daughter so desperate for love, affection and attention from her mother ate herself into diabetes. This helped for a while because people all felt horrible for the mother and all the extra care her daughter would need from her. This new found fame and pity eventually wore off, and the daughter is still desperate for any sort of attention or affection from her mother, who directs 100% of her "love" to her youngest daughter, who is just "that much better than her oldest". In her desperate attempt to gain attention from her mother, the oldest daughter began to intentionally put herself into diabetic comas. This continued and continued, the schools noticed and got the law involved and removed the oldest daughter from the care of her parents. My cousins response was to post on facebook how much free time she would have now that her daughter is away attending her new school.


#6



SeraRelm

:drunk: :rofl::hump::puke:


#7

ElJuski

ElJuski

All I know...is that there were rumors...he was into field hockey players. It was sooo....hush hush...everyone was so QUIET about it.

AND THEN THE NEXT THING YOU KNOW


EDIT: Also I want to party with Mexican girl. Probably never would want to talk to her ever again but fuck yeah that chick knows how to tear it up.


#8

Shegokigo

Shegokigo

@Girlfriend in Mexico - I know she slept with at least 2-3 of these "new friends". It's obvious from her writings. Your friend isn't going to be dating her long if he's smart.


#9

GasBandit

GasBandit

One of our salespeople, we're pretty sure, stole adderall from another salesperson's office. The next day she didn't show up to work. Turns out she was busted for possession of a controlled substance and was in jail for a few days.

But she still works here. :facepalm:


#10



SeraRelm

Yeah, but so do you.


#11

Null

Null

The president of the college I work at has been repeatedly spotted returning to the college after office hours and dropping his "Executive Administrative Assistant", who apparently has oversight for the planning of every department and the campus itself, off at her car. Also, both his Ford F-250 and her Audi TT have been spotted parked at an hourly motel 2 miles from campus.


#12

Baerdog

Baerdog

I bet they're boning.


#13



SeraRelm

But she was like "no hwey."


#14

GasBandit

GasBandit

SeraRelm said:
Yeah, but so do you.
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I've not been to jail, or even caught doing anything remotely illegal. Or stolen from a coworker.


#15



SeraRelm

Well you're only "pretty sure" she stole from a co-worker.
Just sayin', your company doesn't seem to fire much.


#16

GasBandit

GasBandit

SeraRelm said:
Well you're only "pretty sure" she stole from a co-worker.
Just sayin', your company doesn't seem to fire much.
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Fair point. It took them a year to fire the Sales Manager who was sleeping at his desk and paying for personal purchases on trade.

But as for the adderall, the only other possible explanation would be a humorously named monkey living in the air vents.


#17

BananaHands

BananaHands

I hear BH is so sexy OMG.


#18

Null

Null

BananaHands said:
I hear BH is so sexy OMG.
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The source is unreliable.


#19



SeraRelm

Schizophrenic narcissism is in now?


#20

Espy

Espy

Rumor is Espy knocked some chick up, moved his office into their bedroom, decorated his former office so that it's the most awesome little girls room ever and the she's is due to be born next week and he's freaking excited.

Just a rumor though.:awesome:


#21

ElJuski

ElJuski

BananaHands said:
I hear BH is so sexy OMG.
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I've seen him. Kinda ugg.


#22

fade

fade

Espy said:
Rumor is Espy knocked some chick up, moved his office into their bedroom, decorated his former office so that it's the most awesome little girls room ever and the she's is due to be born next week and he's freaking excited.

Just a rumor though.:awesome:
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#23

Null

Null

I heard someone was planning to link a video in this thread, but I don't know if it was Bananarama or Adele.


#24

Espy

Espy

fade said:
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I... uh... I... am both confused and scared?


#25

fade

fade

The syrupy sweetness of your post... I have the diabeetus! (just picking... it's exciting)


#26

Espy

Espy

Sorry man, terrifying Willfrid Brimly is just to terrifying. I couldn't see past the horror in his eyes.


#27

Frank

Frank

Anon said:
Mexico antics
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Heh, my best friend went through a bunch of shit like this. Girlfriend would say they needed time apart before she'd go on vacation so she'd feel less guilty about getting her ass eaten out by random strangers in another country. They'd eventually get back together until she had another trip planned, then they needed time apart again. 6 fucking years this nonsense went on until it became a joke. Oh **** broke up with **** again, she must have a trip to Vegas planned. They'll be back together in 2 weeks.

And apparently two old watchmates of mine were both transferred from the shithole north to the same town and got together. Too bad they were both married. Woops.


#28



SeraRelm

I am massively amused by how the antics of this girl have such diametrically opposing results between our nameless poster and the male population of the forums.


#29

Gusto

Gusto

Mexico Girl seems like she'd be fun to hang out with for about 20 minutes before I decided to walk home from wherever, call her an ambulance in advance, and change my name.


#30



SeraRelm

mr_thehun said:
I guess I should elaborate on being not entirely serious.

She sounds like an idiot who should be approached with caution who mistakes sluttiness with being a liberated powerful woman.
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mr_thehun said:
I guess I should elaborate on being not entirely serious.
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mr_thehun said:
not entirely
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#31

General Specific

General Specific

One of my coworkers came to work drunk, locked himself in a closet, and then fell asleep. He was found asleep in the same closet by a teacher.

He still has his job.


#32

Null

Null

General Specific said:
One of my coworkers came to work drunk, locked himself in a closet, and then fell asleep. He was found asleep in the same closet by a teacher.

He still has his job.
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You should see the things that guy has on the manager.


#33



SeraRelm

I think this chick I live with is into me. She also might be getting a raise and she's kinda hot. Should I go for it?


#34

checkeredhat

checkeredhat

Aren't you marri- ooooooooooh, I get it.


#35

Null

Null

If she's married, I'd say go for it.


#36



SeraRelm

Null said:
If she's married, I'd say go for it.
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^expert opinion.


#37

Ravenpoe

Ravenpoe

SeraRelm said:
I think this chick I live with is into me. She also might be getting a raise and she's kinda hot. Should I go for it?
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Check for a wedding ring. Is she wearing one? If she is, is it yours?


*edit: ninjad by not noticing a page 2


#38

checkeredhat

checkeredhat

Yours was better.


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