The "Medical Advice" Thread

[Null]

Just came back from the store. I bought the store brand vermouth, is that okay? And I figured you were joking about the bathtub, but I did get onions just in case I was wrong.

Yes, we were, we meant washing machine.

 

[TotalFusionOne]

Har har. Hey, the vermouth is taking some of the pain away! Wow.

 

[Wasabi Poptart]

Just came back from the store. I bought the store brand vermouth, is that okay? And I figured you were joking about the bathtub, but I did get onions just in case I was wrong.

No onions! Olives. O-L-I-V-E-S. Who puts onions in a [STRIKE]vodka martini[/STRIKE] proven cure-all? You're gonna die for sure now.