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Anarchy, bitches @_@

I welcome this chance to greet our non overlords!

Let's break all the fucken furniture

I peed on the rug.

In before the mods show up

Chazwozel said:

I peed on the rug.

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But it really tied the room together...

General Specific;379972][QUOTE=Chazwozel said:

I peed on the rug.

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But it really tied the room together...[/QUOTE]

Shut the fuck up, Donny!

The Mex;379973][QUOTE=General Specific;379972][QUOTE=Chazwozel said:

I peed on the rug.

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But it really tied the room together...[/QUOTE]

Shut the fuck up, Donny![/QUOTE]

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Jigglymuff said:

Anarchy, bitches @_@

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You'll always be a mod Juski.

Lenin? I Am The Walrus.

Unioooooooon?

No union.

Cookies, YEAH!!

*strips down and rubs them all over himself*

WE DONT WANT YOUR STINKIN COOKIES

Jigglymuff said:

WE DONT WANT YOUR STINKIN COOKIES

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Pfft. Speak for yourself!

*pours milk on himself*

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Wait, does anarchy mean I keep my pants off, or do I put them back on.

Off. Unless it's No Pants Day (which is this Friday!), in which case, you have to rebel against it.

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Oh... uh, hey Espy...

ThatNickGuy said:

Off. Unless it's No Pants Day (which is this Friday!), in which case, you have to rebel against it.

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I think I'll compromise and just put one leg on.

Espy said:

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OH SHIT. EVERYBODY MAKE A BREAK FOR IT.

ThatNickGuy said:

Cookies, YEAH!!

*strips down and rubs them all over himself*

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Nick, you're interesting.

Espy said:

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Uh...

*looks at his naked self, covered in cookies & milk*

Uh...

I can explain everything?

ThatNickGuy said:

*looks at his naked self, covered in cookies & milk*

Uh...

I can explain everything?

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*Eats some of the cookies*
It's a good thing I'm not allergic to... nuts.

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My has this thread taken an interestingly disturbing turn

CG started it.

See? This is what happens without supervision.

Like mighty Icarus, you guys were flying.

But then you flew a little too close to Nick's junk.

Or whatever.

But to be fair Nick's junk is really mature for it's age. It's been through a lot of stuff, you don't even know.

VERY mature. I heard it talking about how it used to walk 15 miles in the snow before it could find a lady.

Sounds...like my...prom...night?

Li li libertad! Anarchia total!

Edit: The mods are here! Cheese it!

Hrrrm? Wot's all this, then?

Officer_Charon said:

Hrrrm? Wot's all this, then?

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theres an interesting dilema. If the mods start going whacko, do you get the cops on it? If the cops go wacko.....

Finally! A place where I can sit around in my underwear drinking egg-nog, eating pancakes and crawdads, shooting everyone who gets on my lawn and kicking Nick in the nuts without those pesky moderators mispronouncing my name.

Xiaofang Nuren;380054][QUOTE=Officer_Charon said:

Hrrrm? Wot's all this, then?

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theres an interesting dilema. If the mods start going whacko, do you get the cops on it? If the cops go wacko.....[/QUOTE]

Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?

Alternately:

Oh, we're all mad, here...

That's the spirit, Hackglens!

How can people possibly mispronounce Higglins.

HCGLNS said:

Finally! A place where I can sit around in my underwear drinking egg-nog, eating pancakes and crawdads, shooting everyone who gets on my lawn and kicking Nick in the nuts without those pesky moderators mispronouncing my name.

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HI THERE. come here HackleGloom!

When Pat told me it was $250 for a vowel, I shot that mofo.

True story.

Lets all talk about steak!

I like mine dark grey all the way through, like nature intended man to eat steak after lightning hit the barn!

Oh snap! Shit just got real!

oh wait, is this the lock this thread and get banned game? BRB getting longcat and better nate than lever!

Gusto said:

See? This is what happens without supervision.

Like mighty Icarus, you guys were flying.

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Gusto: We're all pedophiles to him.

Xiaofang Nuren said:

oh wait, is this the lock this thread and get banned game? BRB getting longcat and better nate than lever!

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Is it? Sweet!


You're all Nazis. And Retarded. And Gay.

And you're going to hell, because God hates everyone but me, and the people that I specifically like -- which isn't you.

Now go die in a fire, you retarded gay Nazis.

I can't die in a fire. I have to finish this flag I'm working on.

Philosopher B. said:

I can't die in a fire. I have to finish this flag I'm working on.

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Well, that is a nice flag.

Carry on.

You have a flag? You can start an empire now.

But you can't really call yourself a nation until you have people willing to be COVERED IN BEES!

Baerdog said:

But to be fair Nick's junk is really mature for it's age. It's been through a lot of stuff, you don't even know.

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I nearly pissed myself laughing at that one.

I'm pretty sure this thread ended before it began by a mod making it.

Shegokigo said:

I'm pretty sure this thread ended before it began by a mod making it.

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you have a curious definition of the concept "end" I think. Maybe a bit tight.

What's this? Anarchy? Madness? Nudity and food-rubbing?

C'mon, guys, Eve of May was last week, and it's not yet the time for the Eurovision song contest.

North_Ranger said:

What's this? Anarchy? Madness? Nudity and food-rubbing?

C'mon, guys, Eve of May was last week, and it's not yet the time for the Eurovision song contest.

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You're like the Ringo of the mods.

Chippy;380298][QUOTE=North_Ranger said:

What's this? Anarchy? Madness? Nudity and food-rubbing?

C'mon, guys, Eve of May was last week, and it's not yet the time for the Eurovision song contest.

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You're like the Ringo of the mods.[/QUOTE]

who?

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Xiaofang Nuren;380302][QUOTE=Chippy;380298][QUOTE=North_Ranger said:

What's this? Anarchy? Madness? Nudity and food-rubbing?

C'mon, guys, Eve of May was last week, and it's not yet the time for the Eurovision song contest.

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You're like the Ringo of the mods.[/QUOTE]

who?[/QUOTE]

Exactly.

Snuffy Smith of the Mods.

Wait, why am I Ringo?

Baerdog said:

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this guy?

Nono, thats Bilbo.

This guy:

Man, Bilbo is so much cooler than Ringo.

So... if Ringo were an authoritarian...

Wait a tick.

ringostarraseveryone.com

Baerdog said:

Nono, thats Bilbo.

This guy:

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Xiaofang Nuren;380410][QUOTE=Baerdog said:

Nono, thats Bilbo.

This guy:

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Balki Bartokomous!

That's it, where's the beer...

Dusty668 said:

That's it, where's the beer...

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CynicismKills;380315][QUOTE=Xiaofang Nuren;380302][QUOTE=Chippy;380298][QUOTE=North_Ranger said:

What's this? Anarchy? Madness? Nudity and food-rubbing?

C'mon, guys, Eve of May was last week, and it's not yet the time for the Eurovision song contest.

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You're like the Ringo of the mods.[/QUOTE]

who?[/QUOTE]

Exactly.[/QUOTE]

Stop dissing Ringo dammit.

What, only you're allowed to diss Ringo?

His 'Paladin of the Shadows' series was absolute shit. Wait, we are talking about John Ringo, military sci-fi author, right?

Null said:

His 'Paladin of the Shadows' series was absolute shit. Wait, we are talking about John Ringo, military sci-fi author, right?

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You mean this guy?

I'll agree on the paladin of shadows, but Live Free or Die is pretty good. Not a single recycled character.

The Mex said:

Stop dissing Ringo dammit.

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My little brother used to watch him on Thomas the Tank Engine.

You're up too early Cajun, back to bed with you!

I have a presentation in an hour. I'd LOVE to go back to bed.

Ok let me rephrase:

Come back to bed Cajun dear. :slywink:

Ohhhh, I get it now. I was in no way being evasive

But, Shego-kins, I said I was gonna make you pancakes!

The Mex said:

Stop dissing Ringo dammit.

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It doesn't matter how vehemently you defend them. The Monkees will never sleep with you.

DarkAudit;380440][QUOTE=Dusty668 said:

That's it, where's the beer...

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Don't worry I've got Ringo in my sights.

Baerdog;380535][QUOTE=Null said:

His 'Paladin of the Shadows' series was absolute shit. Wait, we are talking about John Ringo, military sci-fi author, right?

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You mean this guy?

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No, this guy--

Dusty668 said:

I'll agree on the paladin of shadows, but Live Free or Die is pretty good. Not a single recycled character.

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Half of the Earth-Posleen War books weren't too awful, but Ghost was just shit.

Spoilers:
The first section of the book has the protagonist - a medically retired 30-something Navy SEAL gone back to college who stalks Co-Eds and has rape fantasies - stumble across a Muslim plot that involves kidnapping, transporting them to a WMD manufactuing facility in Syria, serial raping, torturing, and executing American girls on video. He single-handedly not only saves most of the girls, he also personally beheads Osama Bin Laden, who masterminded the plot and was in the same facility.

The second section of the book has the protagonist living on a boat with millions of dollars and a military grade arsenal, hooking up with two 19 year old girls, and introducing them to bondage, for which they are very grateful. Then he foils a Muslim plot involving a nuclear weapon in the Caribbean, which detonates on a sandbar.

The third section follows the protagonist as he samples the wares in the European sex slave trade, before foiling a Muslim plot to detonate a nuclear weapon in Paris. His reward from the French government is to be deported and forbidden to return.

It is one of the worst books ever to not have "Stephanie Meyer" on the cover.