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Feb 27, 2012#1

SeraRelm

Awesome may still apply...

added: (I'm not gonna try to tell folks what to put in that thread, it's on the boards, people post what they will, but for crashes/etc, I'd prefer if they used spoiler tags on those. I'd hate for people to miss out on the awesome images because they have a weak stomach.)

Feb 27, 2012#2

ElJuski

I like it.

Feb 27, 2012#3

GasBandit

Eh, guess I'm in.

Added at: 17:05

Feb 27, 2012#4

SeraRelm

Feb 27, 2012#5

ElJuski

jesus christ gas, that car crash video

what the fuck

Feb 27, 2012#6

GasBandit

From the photo series, "The Ruins of Detroit"

Feb 27, 2012#7

SeraRelm

Feb 27, 2012#8

Officer_Charon

See, now that gas station one is funny as fuck, to me. Human stupidity + property damage = COMEDY GOLD

But yeah, the accident one is horrifying. I've not yet had to work one quite THAT bad.

Feb 27, 2012#9

SeraRelm

Feb 27, 2012#10

GasBandit

Added at: 17:39
Here's another one to continue the thread of "making you hate Gas Bandit."

Added at: 17:41

Feb 27, 2012#11

SeraRelm

Feb 27, 2012#12

GasBandit

Feb 27, 2012#13

SeraRelm

Feb 27, 2012#14

GasBandit

Heh, I thought this was the NOT funny thread? XD
Added at: 17:58
Now before you guys get bent out of shape about this one, note the guy, when the smoke clears, picks himself up, dusts himself off, and continues on his way.

Added at: 18:02

Feb 27, 2012#15

fade

Geez, those car crash gifs are horrifying. Guess it doesn't help that my little brother lost his entire family in something like the first one, and I cried like a little baby about it for a week.

Feb 27, 2012#16

GasBandit

How I feel at Tony Roma's

Feb 27, 2012#17

SeraRelm

Added at: 19:16

Feb 27, 2012#18

ElJuski

I'm glad this "not funny" thread turned into "horrific pain and awful things to see" thread.

Got to remember this thread makes my skin crawl.

Feb 27, 2012#19

Shegokigo

I think it goes without saying, I'm absolutely loving this thread.

Feb 27, 2012#20

SeraRelm

ElJuski said:
I'm glad this "not funny" thread turned into "horrific pain and awful things to see" thread.

Got to remember this thread makes my skin crawl.

Because slinkies falling in slow motion is SO TRAUMATIC! :eek:

Feb 27, 2012#21

redthirtyone

GasBandit said:
Added at: 17:41

That's a prime example of the phrase "When it's your time...". See also: "Wrong place at the wrong time"

OTOH, the guy with the camera should be thanking his lucky stars he was holding the camera.

Feb 27, 2012#22

HCGLNS

Feb 27, 2012#23

SeraRelm

Added at: 23:12

Feb 28, 2012#24

ElJuski

SeraRelm said:
Because slinkies falling in slow motion is SO TRAUMATIC!

that slinky gave me nightmares.

Feb 28, 2012#25

fade

Quick, someone photoshop it so that the slinky is what crushes the car instead of the crane counterweights.

Feb 28, 2012#26

North_Ranger

HCGLNS said:

For that, I'm going to kill you, eat your dog and impregnate your sister.

Just you wait...

Feb 28, 2012#27

ElJuski

what?

Feb 28, 2012#28

GasBandit

A lucky bicyclist.

A not-so lucky one.

Skillful athletic synchronizing.

Not so much.

Why you wear your seat belt.

Why you wear your seat belt part two.

Why bleachers don't have seat belts.

And, the rare SAFE FOR WORK mouth side-view x-ray.

Feb 28, 2012#29

Frankie Williamson

Damn fake wrasslin'!

Damn fake shin bones!

Feb 28, 2012#30

Officer_Charon

*winces every time that kick lands*

Feb 28, 2012#31

ElJuski

WHY DO I KEEP OPENING THIS THREAD!?

Feb 28, 2012#32

Officer_Charon

For the same reason one major crash turns into several - you can't NOT look.

Feb 28, 2012#33

ElJuski

that and if I squint really hard to not see the movies of people dying I can focus on just the cool gifs

Feb 28, 2012#34

GasBandit

ElJuski said:
that and if I squint really hard to not see the movies of people dying I can focus on just the cool gifs

Well, I don't think either of those two guys DIED from their horrific, bone shattering ordeals.
Added at: 17:36
JANG JANG JANG JANG

Who's dead now, Hal?

Feb 28, 2012#35

drifter

The following are rather NSFL:

Have you ever heard of krokodil?

Feb 28, 2012#36

sixpackshaker

redthirtyone said:
That's a prime example of the phrase "When it's your time...". See also: "Wrong place at the wrong time"

OTOH, the guy with the camera should be thanking his lucky stars he was holding the camera.

It think it is amazing that those weights landed there, since the car was a good quarter mile past the crane.

Feb 28, 2012#37

Frankie Williamson

Fuck I knew what that was before I clicked the fucking spoiler and I clicked the fucking spoiler anyway.

Feb 28, 2012#38

GasBandit

sixpackshaker said:
It think it is amazing that those weights landed there, since the car was a good quarter mile past the crane.

Well, obviously it is either a fake or there's more than one crane, with one having been so close as to be off camera the whole time. Probably the first.

Frankie Williamson said:
Fuck I knew what that was before I clicked the fucking spoiler and I clicked the fucking spoiler anyway.

Yeah, that was some shit even I'd have hesitated to post. Next up, I'm sure, is the lotus-seeds-boob pic.

Feb 28, 2012#39

drifter

To be fair, I put up both a warning and spoilers in a thread that already has skewed kinda morbid. I figured that was enough.

Feb 28, 2012#40

Shegokigo

That second one reminds me of an Und Forsaken from WoW.

Feb 28, 2012#41

GasBandit

You know how it is, sometimes your toilet explodes a bulletproof snake so your friend has to ride his dirt bike bazooka in and take care of things.

Feb 28, 2012#42

SeraRelm

Feb 28, 2012#43

SeraRelm

Feb 28, 2012#44

Officer_Charon

drifter: THANK YOU! I was trying to remember what the name of that was... I've been telling my Sgt about it for a while

Feb 28, 2012#45

rac3r_x

All have to say about this is:

Feb 29, 2012#46

Ravenpoe

I'm pretty sure that crane video was viral marketing for Cloverfield.

Also, usually I have to go to 4chan for threads of this quality!

That's not an insult... I'm morbidly fascinated.

Feb 29, 2012#47

SeraRelm

Feb 29, 2012#48

drifter

Feb 29, 2012#49

SeraRelm

Feb 29, 2012#50

GasBandit

Explanation of the above photo:

Wikipedia said:
Centralia is a borough and ghost town in Columbia County, Pennsylvania, United States. Its population has dwindled from over 1,000 residents in 1981 to 12 in 2005,[1] 9 in 2007, and 10 in 2010, as a result of a mine fire burning beneath the borough since 1962. Centralia is one of the least-populated municipalities in Pennsylvania.

Centralia is part of the Bloomsburg-Berwick micropolitan area. The borough is completely surrounded by Conyngham Township.

All properties in the borough were claimed under eminent domain by the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania in 1992 (and all buildings therein were condemned), and Centralia's ZIP code was revoked by the Post Office in 2002.[1] However, a few residents continue to reside there in spite of the failure of a lawsuit to reverse the eminent domain claim.

Feb 29, 2012#51

ElJuski

that's not the Silent Hill place, is it?
Added at: 22:38
oh derp yeah it is.

Feb 29, 2012#52

Chippy

drifter said:
The following are rather NSFL:

Have you ever heard of krokodil?

Mar 2, 2012#53

drifter

Mar 2, 2012#54

LittleSin

I WANT TO PET IT.

Mar 2, 2012#55

HCGLNS

Mar 2, 2012#56

Wahad

I am slightly unsettled by the size of this creature, no matter how docile it may seem.

Mar 2, 2012#57

CynicismKills

Cat shoulda locked the door

Mar 2, 2012#58

drifter

Mar 2, 2012#59

Allen who is Quiet

drifter said:

Mar 2, 2012#60

SeraRelm

Mar 3, 2012#61

SeraRelm

It's coming right for us!

Mar 3, 2012#62

Bones

Mar 3, 2012#63

HCGLNS

Mar 3, 2012#64

rac3r_x

Mar 5, 2012#65

figmentPez

Mar 5, 2012#66

Bowielee

SeraRelm said:

I just love how nonchalant the kid looks.

Mar 5, 2012#67

fade

SeraRelm said:

Mesmerizing.

Mar 5, 2012#68

Wahad

figmentPez said:
View attachment 4761

I want to be in this picture so bad you have no idea.

Mar 5, 2012#69

HCGLNS

Mar 5, 2012#70

Frankie Williamson

Well, that's straight up repulsive.

Mar 5, 2012#71

GasBandit

I've heard references to poking superfluous holes in one's head but come ON.

Mar 5, 2012#72

Bowielee

how would you even eat or drink anything?

Mar 5, 2012#73

GasBandit

Bowielee said:
how would you even eat or drink anything?

It's possible, but it's messy.

The real question is what happens when a sneeze hits you.

Mar 5, 2012#74

drifter

I'm thinking that's got to be an unpleasant sight during meals.

Mar 5, 2012#75

HCGLNS

Maybe it's a quick connect for liquids? Maybe it wasn't intentional? Maybe my farts smell like sunshine?

Mar 5, 2012#76

Gared

Obviously this gentleman is making the best of a bad situation, attempting to turn a permanent "braces through bottom lip" injury into a fashion statement.

Mar 5, 2012#77

Officer_Charon

Not to mention retarded. Enjoy your corroded mouth of bacterial cess-pool, dumbass.

I'm sorry - "counter-culture revolutionary."

Mar 6, 2012#78

SeraRelm

SeraRelm said:
added: (I'm not gonna try to tell folks what to put in that thread, it's on the boards, people post what they will, but for crashes/etc, I'd prefer if they used spoiler tags on those. I'd hate for people to miss out on the awesome images because they have a weak stomach.)

Mar 6, 2012#79

GasBandit

This next sonofabitch knows just how lucky he is.

Mar 6, 2012#80

drifter

This is an angiogram of a professional yo-yoer. Guess which finger they use.

Mar 6, 2012#81

Dave

Cool!

Mar 6, 2012#82

sixpackshaker

I wonder if that guy still has a fingernail.

Mar 6, 2012#83

HCGLNS

Mar 6, 2012#84

fade

There's a Coleridge joke in there somewhere.

Mar 6, 2012#85

Shegokigo

Mar 7, 2012#86

GasBandit

Easter is coming, and you know what that means... break out the dye and look for the easter bunny!

Mar 7, 2012#87

SeraRelm

Wow, this was pretty great. I think the jokes were "ok" but whatatwist.

http://occasionalcomics.com/muppet-thor/?pid=1 For the whole thing.

Mar 7, 2012#88

Dave

Kinda sad, though.

Mar 7, 2012#89

GasBandit

Mar 7, 2012#90

Shegokigo

That guy must have had to take a wicked shit.

Mar 7, 2012#91

SeraRelm

I saw that one the other day, GB. Still wondering how, if it's real, they thought they would get away with that.

Mar 7, 2012#92

fade

The bike one was real. It was on the news fairly recently.

I can just about hear that guy softly singing "Stayin' Alive" to himself

Mar 9, 2012#93

SeraRelm

Welcome to the town I live in...

Mar 9, 2012#94

Espy

Wow. Bravo to that group taking something out of theological and cultural context and using it to stoke racial issues. Classy.

Mar 9, 2012#95

Dave

That sign was defaced within 24 hours of its being put up.

http://www.pennlive.com/midstate/index.ssf/2012/03/atheist_groups_slavery_billboa.html

Mar 9, 2012#96

Espy

Doesn't surprise me. If you act like an asshole expect other assholes to act similarly.

Mar 9, 2012#97

Shegokigo

Espy said:
Wow. Bravo to that group taking something out of theological and cultural context and using it to stoke racial issues. Classy.

Except that it was an exact quote from a book that some claim is flawless and does not need updating. Even some of the political candidates in the "race" right now believe that.

Mar 9, 2012#98

Espy

I can't help stupid people. They will always be stupid. I'm as embarrassed by the people you speak of as I am of the idiots who put that billboard up. The belief that one needs no cultural and/or theological context to understand ancient texts (whether it be the Bible, the Quran or hell, even Shakespeare) is both shockingly ignorant and often dangerous. Imposing modern, western thought on texts written in other times for other people doesn't work, no matter how much one desires. That goes for both sides.

Mar 9, 2012#99

HCGLNS

Mar 9, 2012#100

Espy

Now that is awesome.

Mar 9, 2012#101

Frankie Williamson

Shegokigo said:
Except that it was an exact quote from a book that some claim is flawless and does not need updating. Even some of the political candidates in the "race" right now believe that.

Usually the same folk (on their 3rd marriage) who rally against homosexuals while ignoring that adultery is usually right next to or even in the same verse condemning it.

Mar 9, 2012#102

HCGLNS

It's a tough hole but I think I can get my ball in there in at least three strokes.

Mar 9, 2012#103

Dave

The biggest problem I have with the billboard is that it was in a neighborhood that was low income and very, very skewed to the African American demographic. It wasn't as much the message but the picture. Kids don't read or know the message but they know enough to ask when they see a black guy in a metal collar. This, to me, is JUST as offensive as the abortion protesters holding up signs with bloody fetuses.

Mar 9, 2012#104

HCGLNS

Mar 9, 2012#105

Dave

Mar 9, 2012#106

SeraRelm

This one is safe though...

And so is this!

Mar 9, 2012#107

SeraRelm

Dave said:
The biggest problem I have with the billboard is that it was in a neighborhood that was low income and very, very skewed to the African American demographic. It wasn't as much the message but the picture. Kids don't read or know the message but they know enough to ask when they see a black guy in a metal collar. This, to me, is JUST as offensive as the abortion protesters holding up signs with bloody fetuses.

Funny story, there was a guy who lived along my way to work several years ago who, every week, would put different "fried baby" and "Jesus hates fags" type posters up on this sign in his front yard. It was along probably the busiest street besides any highways.

Mar 9, 2012#108

Dave

SeraRelm said:
Funny story, there was a guy who lived along my way to work several years ago who, every week, would put different "fried baby" and "Jesus hates fags" type posters up on this sign in his front yard. It was along probably the busiest street besides any highways.

And he's just as big a dipshit as the people who put up this billboard in my eyes.

Mar 9, 2012#109

SeraRelm

Yeah except no one vandalized it or put it on the news.

Mar 9, 2012#110

HCGLNS

Mar 9, 2012#111

drawn_inward

Shegokigo said:
Except that it was an exact quote from a book that some claim is flawless and does not need updating. Even some of the political candidates in the "race" right now believe that.

Rebuttal in spoiler

Modern slavery and the modern definition of slavery is abhorrent and downright evil. People selling people/breeding people/kidnapping/etc is awful and inhumane. No true Christian or human for that matter could or should defend slavery. Slavery in the ancient world (the world of the Bible) is not necessarily the same as modern slavery. Slavery in the ancient world was very common. People owned nothing, nor had the right to own hardly anything. If you fell on hard times or owed a debt, you paid it off by being a 'slave' until the debt was paid. The majority (all) of Christians (that I know) do not think that slavery is or was good. I am ashamed of the U.S. and it's history in this regard. I am ashamed that our fore-fathers were slave owners while signing documents claiming that all men were created equal. It was hypocrisy. However, find one nation that doesn't have some negative aspect of their past. Find one religion where people haven't twisted its teaching for personal gain and power. People can and will screw up anything because people are inherently selfish.

As Espy said, the billboard is mixing 2 different ideas to shock. I don't like or understand some information in the Bible, but there is a lot of good stuff there as well, but folks that are dead set to condemn it, will find and look for faults.

Frankie Williamson said:
Usually the same folk (on their 3rd marriage) who rally against homosexuals while ignoring that adultery is usually right next to or even in the same verse condemning it.

Agreed. So many folks forget they have a 2x4 in their eye, while pointing out the speck of dust in another's eye.

Mar 9, 2012#112

Shegokigo

drawn_inward - When someone says "The bible is infallible" then turn around and say "oh except that part, and that part, oh and that part too" what do you say to that?

Mar 9, 2012#113

GasBandit

Man, a lot of the pictures showing up in this thread are old as the internet. Heh.

Mar 9, 2012#114

GasBandit

Mar 9, 2012#115

HCGLNS

Mar 9, 2012#116

Espy

Shegokigo said:
drawn_inward - When someone says "The bible is infallible" then turn around and say "oh except that part, and that part, oh and that part too" what do you say to that?

Thats called a)being a hypocrite and b)ignorant of literary theory and theological /cultural and understanding.
Secondly I would add that it is really the falling down of the church. We don't teach people how to understand the Bible correctly, too many merely say "it's infallible" and then ignore anything they don't know how to deal with it. We say "God wrote it" rather than "Man wrote it and God inspired it" and add into that literary and cultural understanding, which really, I can't harp on enough. Does that make sense?

I suppose though we shouldn't crowd this thread with this stuff. I'm open to continuing it in a civil manner via pm or another thread though.

Mar 9, 2012#117

SeraRelm

Extremists...

Always doing it wrong.

Mar 9, 2012#118

Soliloquy

GasBandit said:
Man, a lot of the pictures showing up in this thread are old as the internet. Heh.

Mar 9, 2012#119

sixpackshaker

What happened to the animated stick man that used to dance with that baby?

I meant to say, What happened to Ally McBeal?

Mar 9, 2012#120

GasBandit

Mar 9, 2012#121

drawn_inward

Espy said:
I suppose though we shouldn't crowd this thread with this stuff. I'm open to continuing it in a civil manner via pm or another thread though.

Agreed.
<--will take his viewpoint to another subforum :waves:

Mar 9, 2012#122

GasBandit

Mar 9, 2012#123

Bowielee

SeraRelm said:
Extremists...

Always doing it wrong.

I know I'm probably not the best judge of feminine beauty, but that's just gross.

Mar 9, 2012#124

SeraRelm

Mar 9, 2012#125

Bones

needless death, while I understand it is just a dog, makes me upset. Needless cruelty against any creature goes against my creedo. I get its silly, it still makes me sad.

Mar 10, 2012#126

Ravenpoe

Bowielee said:
I know I'm probably not the best judge of feminine beauty, but that's just gross.

The abs are excessive, but not bad.

Now, the man hands in that pic... That's another story.

Mar 10, 2012#127

ThatNickGuy

RE: That dog gif.

As soon as I saw the little guy still moving, I had to close the spoiler window. There's some things that I still can't handle, and that's animal cruelty. "Free cat" isn't the same, since I'm going to assume (or hope) that the cat was dead before the sign was made.

Mar 10, 2012#128

ElJuski

oh hell no it's not "just a dog", it's unnecessary and that's awful. Way, way worse than Free Cat.

Mar 10, 2012#129

checkeredhat

What the hell is that?

Huh. No, that can't be....

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, RUN!

Apparently this is what happens after floods in Australia.

Mar 10, 2012#130

ThatNickGuy

That's nothing. I think it was after the tsunami in Japan that there were entire trees along the entire coast filled with spider webs.

Mar 10, 2012#131

Shegokigo

I dunno Nick, entire trees or entire fields filled with spiders?

Mar 10, 2012#132

ThatNickGuy

I'd be more afraid to walk under one of those trees. Though I do recall the coastline of spider trees was why there was little to no mosquitoes spreading diseases.

Mar 10, 2012#133

checkeredhat

Would you walk through that field?

And yeah, that's what I hear too. Obviuosly after floods there's a lot of stagnant water and therefore major mosquito infestations, so the spiders hang out in clusters like this, virtually erradicating the mosquito problem, then they spread back out when the water's resceded.

Mar 10, 2012#134

redthirtyone

So, every once in a while at work we get a trailer that has a fine piece of trailer art in it. Last week we got one that had a beaut. I don't know how people find the time to work on these, but I present to you:

Mar 10, 2012#135

SeraRelm

Can it be called rule 34 if the "artist" probably can't count that high?

Mar 10, 2012#136

Officer_Charon

No exceptions...

Mar 10, 2012#137

Terrik

checkeredhat said:
Spawn of the devil.

This is why flamethrowers were invited. This, and no other reason.

Mar 10, 2012#138

fade

That Marge drawing... as much as I hate knocking your trailer artist down a notch, I've seen it in ads on some of the less savory sites I've been to. It was for one of those porn-of-popular-cartoon-characters sites.

Mar 10, 2012#139

redthirtyone

WHAAAAAAAAT?!??! :aaah:

Next you'll be telling me the artist isn't classically trained

Mar 11, 2012#140

fade

Can't tell if you're playing along with my playing, or being a jerk...

Mar 11, 2012#141

redthirtyone

Eh maybe 80/20. I probably should have gone Sera's route in my original post and used quotes around "art" & "beaut"

Mar 11, 2012#142

fade

I mean, I figured you were being sarcastic in your OP. I was, too. The internet needs a sarcasm button.

Mar 11, 2012#143

ThatNickGuy

Both? Can it be both? I'm guessing both.

Mar 11, 2012#144

ElJuski

aw hell yea Santa's Little Helper

get some

Mar 11, 2012#145

HCGLNS

Mar 12, 2012#146

SeraRelm

Mar 12, 2012#147

GasBandit

The world is a place of horrific danger, it's astounding any of us are still alive.

Some of us court more than our fair share of said danger.

Mar 12, 2012#148

fade

I kept expecting a car to come flying down the crossroad in that last one.

Mar 12, 2012#149

GasBandit

fade said:
I kept expecting a car to come flying down the crossroad in that last one.

Just because it didn't happen THEN, doesn't mean it isn't fated to happen.

Mar 13, 2012#150

sixpackshaker

Gasbandit the Optimist

Mar 13, 2012#151

Bones

Gasbandit the Amazing?

Mar 13, 2012#152

Soliloquy

Gasbandit the merciful!

Mar 13, 2012#153

sixpackshaker

Soliloquy said:
Gasbandit the merciful!

Just be sure that he does not turn his back on those orphans.

Mar 13, 2012#154

bhamv3

Gasbandit, the t-shirt! Gasbandit, the coloring book! Gasbandit, the lunch box! Gasbandit, the breakfast cereal! Gasbandit, the flamethrower! (The kids love this one)

Mar 13, 2012#155

GasBandit

GasBandit gives with one hand

... and with the other hand he taketh away.

Let that be a lesson to you. Every time you feed a fox cub, an airplane crashes into the sea.

Look closer you crybaby, the plane is fine, it keeps flying, you can see it a couple seconds later at a lower altitude climbing up. Sheesh

Mar 13, 2012#156

GasBandit

Mar 13, 2012#157

SeraRelm

Mar 13, 2012#158

fade

What's with all those woman-eating snake cgi videos? They're all over YouTube.

Mar 13, 2012#159

Shegokigo

Watching women being eaten by reptiles is a huge fetish. There are entire mangas, cgi strips etc on the subject.

Mar 14, 2012#160

Officer_Charon

Subsect of the vore fetish - something I don't particularly understand, but hey, it takes all types.

Mar 14, 2012#161

fade

I won't judge it, but it just doesn't seem to have a sexual aspect to it. I mean, most fetishes you can see the sexual appeal, but I guess I just don't see it here. Then again, I don't really claim to know all the fetishes out there.

Mar 14, 2012#162

bhamv3

There's a fetish for the physical attack or torture of women. It's sort of like BDSM, except taken further. The Japanese call it ryona, I don't know if there's an English term for it.

Vore would probably count as a subset of the ryona fetish. Notice how there are tons of videos and pictures etc of women getting eaten by large reptiles, but very few of men. That's the sexual aspect - the suffering women.

Mar 14, 2012#163

sixpackshaker

bhamv3 said:
...That's the sexual aspect - the suffering women.

SOUNDS LIKE... oh never mind...

Mar 14, 2012#164

GasBandit

From the 7 worst sex lives in the animal kingdom, via cracked, I give you... the penis of the seed beetle.

Those are hard, sharp spikes, ladies.

That is, as science puts it, the "nightmarish penis" of the male seed beetle. It's a godawful doom-rod covered in sharp spikes and spines. This medieval torture device is about to go places you really don't want it to go.

You may be thinking that it probably isn't as bad as it looks, and maybe this is just what turns seed beetles on. But rest assured, it is every bit as bad as it looks. Female seed beetles sustain "heavy injuries" during sex, and all of their reproductive organs get severely damaged. They have even been known to die from it.

Mar 14, 2012#165

Shegokigo

In related news: The sand beetle have the highest rate of lesbian coupling of any other animal group and in a shocking twist it has no gay male coupling group.

Mar 14, 2012#166

GasBandit

Shegokigo said:
In related news: The sand beetle have the highest rate of lesbian coupling of any other mammal group and in a shocking twist it has no gay male coupling group.

/face. /palm.

Mar 14, 2012#167

Shegokigo

Yes, Yes I am.

I have corrected my error.

Mar 14, 2012#168

sixpackshaker

GasBandit said:

In France, that is called the American Tickler.

Mar 14, 2012#169

drifter

Relevant

Mar 14, 2012#170

GasBandit

Shegokigo said:
Yes, Yes I am.

I have corrected my error.

Well, be that as it may, those seed beetle lesbian gals better hope the males don't learn about how bedbugs do it.

Mar 14, 2012#171

drifter

Mar 14, 2012#172

FnordBear

Typical internet user.

Mar 18, 2012#173

Shegokigo

LIVE!

Mar 18, 2012#174

SeraRelm

She may need some regular visits...

Mar 19, 2012#175

SeraRelm

Mar 19, 2012#176

Shegokigo

Is that from "Beautiful Mind 2"?

Mar 19, 2012#177

SeraRelm

No, it's a television series from England. Psychoville

Mar 23, 2012#178

SeraRelm

Mar 24, 2012#179

SeraRelm

Not sure which I like better...

This,

or this.

Mar 24, 2012#180

Bowielee

The first one is more clear that it's supposed to bo Tottoro, but the second one is gorier.

Mar 25, 2012#181

Frank

Mar 26, 2012#182

SeraRelm

Mar 26, 2012#183

bhamv3

Pondered making a new thread, decided to just post this here.

This is the banner ad I got just now. The Chinese text says, "Endless climaxes," and "Play (with it) however you want, for free." And then to the right it says "Plus a raffle for a Samsung Galaxy Note."

Apparently it's the ad for some online service or something, but I didn't click on it, because I doubt it'll offer the kind of endless climaxes I'm looking for.

Mar 26, 2012#184

North_Ranger

Why must you hate the Big O, bhamv? Why?

Mar 26, 2012#185

SeraRelm

There's an inappropriate banner thread too. I give you guys all these great threads to use and do you weave a beautiful tapestry? No, you end up making...

My tapestry sweatshop will never get started this way.

Mar 26, 2012#186

HCGLNS

Mar 26, 2012#187

SeraRelm

Why do they have insect eyes?

Mar 26, 2012#188

SeraRelm

Mar 27, 2012#189

SeraRelm

Mar 27, 2012#190

ThatNickGuy

Prepare to lose all faith in humanity.

Mar 27, 2012#191

Officer_Charon

Not aimed at you, Nick, but still... *repeated headwheel*

Mar 28, 2012#192

bhamv3

Well... let's... let's look on the bright side. At least they were willing to try reading Dracula, right? I mean, lots of Twilight readers don't ever give themselves that chance. At least they were willing to try the classic....

No, I can't go on. This is just idiotic. It's like reading Lord of the Rings and then complaining that Gandalf uses a staff rather than a phoenix feather wand. Or reading I, Robot and complaining about how different it is from the film. Or reading Romeo and Juliet and complaining about how it's actually about a seventeen year old falling in love with a thirteen year old, and how their whirlwind romance causes six deaths over the course of a few days.

Mar 28, 2012#193

PatrThom

SeraRelm said:

That poor tree!

--Patrick

Mar 28, 2012#194

Yoshimickster

ThatNickGuy said:
Prepare to lose all faith in humanity.

K-click! Targets aquired.

Mar 28, 2012#195

sixpackshaker

PatrThom said:
That poor tree!

--Patrick

I kinda feel bad for the lift operator who likely died.

Mar 28, 2012#196

PatrThom

Wouldn't count on that. I tend to assume everyone makes it out alive unless proven otherwise, like that Brazilian car-runs-through-peloton vid.

--Patrick

Mar 28, 2012#197

Yoshimickster

Man do I LOVES me some rotten, dot com!

Mar 28, 2012#198

checkeredhat

Me: "Oh god, why am I about to click this? I can SEE what its called! Why am I clicking on it?! Okay I have a split second here to close the tab before it loads, I don't have to look at this. WHY AM I LOOKING AT THIS?!"

Mar 28, 2012#199

ElJuski

that is pretty much how this thread goes for me every single time

Mar 28, 2012#200

Terrik

checkeredhat said:
Me: "Oh god, why am I about to click this? I can SEE what its called! Why am I clicking on it?! Okay I have a split second here to close the tab before it loads, I don't have to look at this. WHY AM I LOOKING AT THIS?!"

Your reply made me want to click on it.

My God.

Mar 28, 2012#201

Soliloquy

ThatNickGuy said:
Prepare to lose all faith in humanity.

To be fair, though... have you tried reading Dracula? It's downright grueling.

Then again, I've heard the same thing about Twilight.

Mar 28, 2012#202

SeraRelm

I didn't mind reading it.

Mar 28, 2012#203

Bowielee

Soliloquy said:
To be fair, though... have you tried reading Dracula? It's downright grueling.

Then again, I've heard the same thing about Twilight.

I've read it no less than 4 times and if you think it's grueling, well... I weep for the future of humanity.

Mar 28, 2012#204

bhamv3

Different strokes for different folks, it's perfectly ok to not like Dracula.

To dislike Dracula for it being too different from Twilight though, now that's going a bit far.

Mar 28, 2012#205

Yoshimickster

You know what they

say about guys with big necks.

Mar 28, 2012#206

sixpackshaker

That they have goiters?

Mar 28, 2012#207

Yoshimickster

sixpackshaker said:
That they have goiters?

CORRECT! COOKIE FOR YOU! When I can find a picture of a cookie in the mouth of a dead dog...

Mar 28, 2012#208

PatrThom

Rotten hasn't updated in what, a decade or so now? They used to be the place for that stuff, too.
Thank goodness nobody has posted any tonsolith removal GIFs. Whew!

EDIT: This picture ... so many questions come to mind.

...like for instance, with so many spares, why get the one filling?

--Patrick

Mar 29, 2012#209

LittleSin

Poor guy/girl. I wonder if they had a cleft palate. Luckily, Jet hasn't had any such....things happen but they warned my it was common for those with cleft palate to grown many extra teeth through the roof of their mouth.

Mar 29, 2012#210

drifter

Hyperdontia is a real thing, but that is a 'shop.

Mar 29, 2012#211

PatrThom

If it is, it's a really, really good one.

--Patrick

Mar 29, 2012#212

Yoshimickster

PatrThom said:
Rotten hasn't updated in what, a decade or so now? They used to be the place for that stuff, too.
Thank goodness nobody has posted any tonsolith removal GIFs. Whew!

EDIT: This picture ... so many questions come to mind.

...like for instance, with so many spares, why get the one filling?

--Patrick

I'm not so much weirded out, more or less confused how this guy/girl could eat! I mean...damn. I though I had it rough by having six wisdom teeth but this...damn.

Mar 29, 2012#213

drifter

There are color/lighting inconsistencies, but probably the most apparent giveaway is that all those extra bicuspids and molars are resized copies.

Mar 29, 2012#214

Dave

If that's a girl there's no way she's getting close to my junk.

Mar 29, 2012#215

drifter

We need a Sounds like Nick's prom night button.

Mar 29, 2012#216

PatrThom

Yep. After closer inspection (when not on an iPod) one of those bicuspids has been cloned and rotated more than a few times, but it's still an impressive job of making sure they all pack correctly.

--Patrick

Mar 29, 2012#217

checkeredhat

You know what? I'm going to veer us away from the horrors for a bit and post something I think is just awesome:
fireflies photographed with slow exposure

I would credit the photographer, because he or she deserves it for sure. But I actually have no idea who it is. These were on Buzzfeed with no link to the source.

****EDIT: drifter found the source: Tsuneaki Hiramatsu

Mar 29, 2012#218

Just Me

"OMG, I see strange lights, and they are everywhere!"

Nice pictures, really. Totally reminds me of the Cajun firefly revelry in Kis The Frog, especially the third one.

Mar 30, 2012#219

bhamv3

The second picture reminds me of floating glow-in-the-dark snakes.

Which would be awesome.

Mar 30, 2012#220

drifter

I believe the original artist is Tsuneaki Hiramatsu. Here's a link to this series on his photoblog.

Mar 31, 2012#221

CrimsonSoul

Those pictures are cool to do! Basically you get a camera and set it's exposure for a looonnngggg time and at night time take a picture (with flash) after the flast go out there with a glow stick or what have you and make the lights then when the picture is done exposing it comes out like that. They turn out awesome! (learned that at diyphotography.net)

Mar 31, 2012#222

Yoshimickster

Dave said:
If that's a girl there's no way she's getting close to my junk.

Dude, teeth in the mouth ain't nothin' to worry about. It's when you get a chick like this-

-that you'll have to wory.

And now for your weird pic of the day!

And before you ask, no it's not a dick. It's a horn. People have horns sometimes.

Mar 31, 2012#223

Officer_Charon

Mar 31, 2012#224

fade

Vagina dentata! Vagina dentata! They do exist!

Mar 31, 2012#225

Yoshimickster

I cannot believe that that is a real myth. Society is weird.

Mar 31, 2012#226

fade

Is it? I was quoting the movie.

Mar 31, 2012#227

checkeredhat

Yeah the movie is based on a reeeally old myth.

Mar 31, 2012#228

Yoshimickster

fade said:
Is it? I was quoting the movie.

Yeah, it was spread to keep people from pre-marital sex and lessen rape. Scientists believe that the logical reason for such a thing would be cists on the body that could have teeth. However, not many cases have been seen so it is most probably more myth than fact.

Mar 31, 2012#229

Shegokigo

Myth? Ha!
http://www.bestuncensored.com/articles/2010/04/13/rape-axe--a-female-condom-with-teeth/

Mar 31, 2012#230

Yoshimickster

Shegokigo said:
Myth? Ha!
http://www.bestuncensored.com/articles/2010/04/13/rape-axe--a-female-condom-with-teeth/

...the rape Axe. I will admit...that is awesome. Man, rape-capital of the world. That is freakin scary.

Apr 1, 2012#231

SeraRelm

¡ʇıɥs ɐ ǝʌıƃ ʇ,usǝop ɹǝʇsɯɐH

Apr 2, 2012#232

Bowielee

Shegokigo said:
Myth? Ha!
http://www.bestuncensored.com/articles/2010/04/13/rape-axe--a-female-condom-with-teeth/

Well, to be honest, it wouldn't prevent rape as much as make it instant revenge on the rapist. I mean, he'd still have to penetrate her for it to hurt him, and if she told him about it, he'd just remove it and rape her anyway.

Either way, you pretty much just end up with a pissed off rapist, which is never a good thing.

Apr 2, 2012#233

Yoshimickster

Bowielee said:
Well, to be honest, it wouldn't prevent rape as much as make it instant revenge on the rapist. I mean, he'd still have to penetrate her for it to hurt him, and if she told him about it, he'd just remove it and rape her anyway.

Either way, you pretty much just end up with a pissed off rapist, which is never a good thing.

Yes, but anyone whering it is immediately sent to jail!

Apr 2, 2012#234

Shegokigo

Bowielee said:
Well, to be honest, it wouldn't prevent rape as much as make it instant revenge on the rapist. I mean, he'd still have to penetrate her for it to hurt him, and if she told him about it, he'd just remove it and rape her anyway.

Either way, you pretty much just end up with a pissed off rapist, which is never a good thing.

True but I sincerely doubt the perpetrator would be able to do anything but writh in agony the moment he moved during the penetration. He'd get one thrust then the victim could escape during the immediate pain/confusion. There's no way he'd be chasing her in his situation at that point.

Apr 2, 2012#235

PatrThom

This is assuming she lets him run, amrite?

--Patrick

Apr 2, 2012#236

Frank

Shegokigo said:
True but I sincerely doubt the perpetrator would be able to do anything but writh in agony the moment he moved during the penetration. He'd get one thrust then the victim could escape during the immediate pain/confusion. There's no way he'd be chasing her in his situation at that point.

Most rapes are usually performed on people who are pinned and nearly helpless. The rapist in that situation could cause a great amount of harm (possibly more than he might have just by committing rape). It's a lose/lose situation either way.

Apr 2, 2012#237

Dave

Because most rapes are win/win?

Apr 2, 2012#238

Frank

Dave said:
Because most rapes are win/win?

I don't think I was saying that at all. All I'm saying is that I think there's a chance that tooth condom could make the situation worse for the victim.

Apr 2, 2012#239

SeraRelm

Dave said:
Because most rapes are win/win?

Only in anime.

Apr 2, 2012#240

fade

I don't think the guy, hopped up on adrenaline, is going to go down like a pile of jelly either. It'll hurt like hell later, but right then he could just see red and rip her head off.

Apr 2, 2012#241

Shegokigo

Frank, I may not have one, but I'm guessing that spines suddenly entering your penis when you're expecting a pleasurable feeling would drop you like a sack of potatoes grabbing your piece and trying to figure out what's causing the non stop pain? Wouldn't that give the victim time to run?

Apr 2, 2012#242

Frank

It could go either way, as I said. There is a very real chance it could give an opportunity to escape but I think it could very well put you in greater danger, such as in a situation where there are multiple attackers. I honestly think Mace would be a more effective tool (In my experience anyway, very few people are resistant to OC spray).

Apr 2, 2012#243

Dave

Frank said:
very few people are resistant to OC spray).

I know if he sprayed me I'd hate it.

Apr 2, 2012#244

Frank

I know you were making a joke, but that shit is literally the worst. Having been both tasered and sprayed, I would rather be tasered 22 times in a row than go through the hour of pain followed by day of discomfort from one spray. It literally feels like someone sets your face on fire.

We're being issued a stronger variety of it now too. I pity the poor son of a bitch who gets it used on them.

Apr 2, 2012#245

SeraRelm

Protesters? :troll:

Apr 2, 2012#246

Shegokigo

Comedy. Gold. SeraRelm :rofl:

Apr 2, 2012#247

SeraRelm

COMPARE!

Analysis
Yoda: Small in stature, big pointy ears, odd complexion, odd speech patterns, magic powers, dressed in rags.
Dobby: Small in stature, big pointy ears, odd complexion, odd speech patterns, magic powers, dressed in rags.

Yoda was a house elf.

Apr 2, 2012#248

Shegokigo

Dobby could teleport, therefore he wins by default.

Apr 2, 2012#249

Dave

Shegokigo said:
Dobby could teleport, therefore he wins by default.

So could Yoda. He just chose not to. Like R2D2 never chose to fly anywhere when obviously he could.

Apr 2, 2012#250

SeraRelm

It's not a vs battle, it's a comparison showing Yoda to be a house elf.

Apr 2, 2012#251

fade

Yeah, I helped out at the academy when my wife and her class got sprayed. Nothing like seeing cornfed boys crying, and saying they'd rather get kicked in the balls 5 times than have that again.

Apr 2, 2012#252

bhamv3

Dobby: Vulnerable to bladed weapons.

Yoda: Not vulnerable to anything at all.

Conclusion: If Yoda's a house elf, then he's the most badass mother elfer ever.

Apr 2, 2012#253

CrimsonSoul

Frank said:
It could go either way, as I said. There is a very real chance it could give an opportunity to escape but I think it could very well put you in greater danger, such as in a situation where there are multiple attackers. I honestly think Mace would be a more effective tool (In my experience anyway, very few people are resistant to OC spray).

In my experience the more adrenaline in your system the less that OC spray has any effect what so ever

Apr 2, 2012#254

Officer_Charon

CrimsonSoul said:
In my experience the more adrenaline in your system the less that OC spray has any effect what so ever

That or booze. Or any kind of drug, really...

Apr 2, 2012#255

CrimsonSoul

Officer_Charon said:
That or booze. Or any kind of drug, really...

True LOL I've OCed guys on bad trips before, that was a fun time especially since it was like 10 minutes before I got off shift, yay OT to fill out a UOF report.

Apr 2, 2012#256

PatrThom

I know it stands for Oleoresin Capsicum, but I keep thinking you've just boosted these guys' clock speed somehow (caffeine? amphetamines?).

--Patrick

Apr 3, 2012#257

Just Me

PatrThom said:
I know it stands for Oleoresin Capsicum, but I keep thinking you've just boosted these guys' clock speed somehow (caffeine? amphetamines?).

--Patrick

So I learned something new today. I knew it was some kind of abbreviation, but instantly read it as Officer Charon doing something...
Let's get this guy Officer Charoned! /spray

Sorry!

Apr 3, 2012#258

PatrThom

Just Me said:
Let's get this guy Officer Charoned! /spray

Much funnier than my explanation.

--Patrick

Apr 3, 2012#259

sixpackshaker

SeraRelm said:
Protesters?

Time to water the hippies...

Apr 4, 2012#260

jwhouk

There are some people out there who thrive on OC/pepper spray. Of course, if you keep using it routinely in an enclosed space for a long period of time, you can develop a tolerance/resistance to it.

Apr 4, 2012#261

drifter

Apr 4, 2012#262

sixpackshaker

Apr 4, 2012#263

jwhouk

Nah, that's not a bad pic. Nichelle's obviously a little old, but c'mon.

Apr 4, 2012#264

GasBandit

This isn't the "bad" picture thread, it's the thread of pictures that aren't funny. That means regular pictures as well as horrifying.

Apr 4, 2012#265

SeraRelm

http://rgifs.gifbin.com/012012/1326825211_dog_balances_on_a_chain.gif
And freaking awesome.

Apr 4, 2012#266

SeraRelm

The dog was ok.

Peter was awesome.

I have no idea.

Apr 4, 2012#267

Yoshimickster

SeraRelm said:
The dog was ok.

Peter was awesome.

I have no idea.

Ah man I forgot about that movie! That face will haunt me forever. Look up Cinema Snob.

Apr 5, 2012#268

LittleSin

Tee hee. Sinful Dwarf!

Apr 5, 2012#269

Covar

Apr 5, 2012#270

sixpackshaker

Do. Not. Cross. The... BOOOOM! Streams.

Apr 5, 2012#271

drifter

Made from sheets of colored paper. Some more here.

Apr 6, 2012#272

Dirona

Just kind of cool: inside instruments.

Apr 6, 2012#273

sixpackshaker

Nice fiddle.

Apr 6, 2012#274

SeraRelm

Apr 6, 2012#275

fade

That's what they get for having a front window made out of sugar.

Apr 6, 2012#276

SeraRelm

Me at work today.

Apr 7, 2012#277

drifter

Apr 9, 2012#278

checkeredhat

533029_353993124636361_130940650274944_868047_1971773832_n.jpg

(And it's not a photoshop, either)

Apr 10, 2012#279

SeraRelm

Apr 11, 2012#280

checkeredhat

Apr 12, 2012#281

PatrThom

zOMG kittens are so ADORABLE, so CUDDLY, so...

...umm...hungry?

--Patrick

Apr 14, 2012#282

drifter

Apr 17, 2012#283

checkeredhat

I'm too lazy to link each photo individually and copy and paste the write up for each one, but here is a link to the 2012 Pulitzer Prize for feature photography winning set, of a US Marine returned from Iraq suffering from PTSD:
http://www.buzzfeed.com/gavon/heartbreaking-photos-of-a-troubled-iraq-war-vetera

Apr 18, 2012#284

PatrThom

Time for a sea change...

--Patrick

Apr 19, 2012#285

SeraRelm

Apr 19, 2012#286

BananaHands

SeraRelm said:

CG'd ball is CG'd.

Still cool. There's one of these machines in the back of where I'm working right now. I should take some video of some balls blowing up. It's awesome.

Apr 19, 2012#287

Terrik

Describe these balls.

Apr 20, 2012#288

BananaHands

Terrik said:
Describe these balls.

Apr 24, 2012#289

CynicismKills

Apr 24, 2012#290

Frank

Comic was ripped off from the John Ritter movie Skin Deep. That exact scene happens in it, only instead of them being excited, all you see is a glow in the dark condom fight.

HERE WE GO! Well, the scene's dubbed here:

Apr 25, 2012#291

CynicismKills

I wouldn't call that exact, really. I didn't hear a single lightsaber sound.

Apr 25, 2012#292

Frank

No, that's true, actually my memory of the movie was totally off. I hadn't seen it since the early 90's.

Premise is similar.

Apr 25, 2012#293

Shegokigo

John Ritter. He was amazing. That is all.

Apr 25, 2012#294

PatrThom

He was the straight-and-narrow version of Chevy Chase.

--Patrick

Apr 25, 2012#295

Shegokigo

PatrThom said:
He was the straight-and-narrow version of Chevy Chase.

--Patrick

Call me juvenile, but that part made me laugh.

Apr 25, 2012#296

Bowielee

Shegokigo said:
John Ritter. He was amazing. That is all.

Although it's completely true that Johnathan Ritter was amazing. Skin Deep sucked ass.

Apr 25, 2012#297

Frank

Bowielee said:
Although it's completely true that Johnathan Ritter was amazing. Skin Deep sucked ass.

Literally the only thing I remember about it is the condom fight in the dark and that it stars John Ritter. That's it.

Apr 25, 2012#298

CynicismKills

Well, John Ritter was funny the entire time he was famous. Chevy had a couple rough decades of crap, though I hear he's pretty good in Community.

Apr 25, 2012#299

Bowielee

Frank said:
Literally the only thing I remember about it is the condom fight in the dark and that it stars John Ritter. That's it.

I think it was also the movie that sunk the career of the girl who played Tasha Yar on Star Trek:TNG.

"I'm leaving this crappy sci fi show to become a movie star!" Whelp, I hope you got paid well for Pet Cemetery, because it was the only good movie you ever starred in.

Apr 25, 2012#300

SeraRelm

Shegokigo said:
Call me juvenile, but that part made me laugh.

This.

Bowielee said:
I think it was also the movie that sunk the career of the girl who played Tasha Yar on Star Trek:TNG.

"I'm leaving this crappy sci fi show to become a movie star!" Whelp, I hope you got paid well for Pet Cemetery, because it was the only good movie you ever starred in.

Yet she is forever remembered for it.

(leaving ST:TNG, not Pet Cemetery.)

Apr 25, 2012#301

fade

She was Dexter's first kill.

Apr 25, 2012#302

SeraRelm

Apr 25, 2012#303

Gusto

Interestingly enough, the first time I saw Tasha in TNG I was like "hey that's the prison guard from Red Shoe Diaries".

Apr 25, 2012#304

checkeredhat

This actually could go one step further, so it's not wholly accurate:

Apr 25, 2012#305

GasBandit

checkeredhat said:
This actually could go one step further, so it's not wholly accurate:

Pepsodent isn't under PepsiCo? MY WORLD IS TOPSY TURVY

Apr 25, 2012#306

BananaHands

Apr 25, 2012#307

Bowielee

That is simultaneously disgusting and hilarious.

Apr 25, 2012#308

checkeredhat

GasBandit said:
Pepsodent isn't under PepsiCo? MY WORLD IS TOPSY TURVY

Never heard of Pepsodent before. If I had to guess, it probably got it's name because it contains pepsin.

Apr 25, 2012#309

GasBandit

checkeredhat said:
Never heard of Pepsodent before. If I had to guess, it probably got it's name because it contains pepsin.

Yeah, it's old people toothpaste. I've only ever seen it on the counter of relatives over 60. Most everybody else has some Crest variant, along with the occasional die hard Colgate holdout.

Apr 25, 2012#310

jwhouk

"You'll wonder where the yellow went, when you brush your teeth with Pepsodent!"

Apr 25, 2012#311

drifter

Apr 25, 2012#312

Officer_Charon

Looking good.

Apr 25, 2012#313

Docseverin

drifter said:

I just wet myself, oh the fun we could have.

<----not me.

Apr 25, 2012#314

PatrThom

Hey, remember the hot dog crust pizza?
Well, what would happen if someone else took that idea, and ran even farther with it?

And what if the perpetrator was actually...Pizza Hut?
(You can watch the TV spots here...if you dare)

Oh, and if you don't like beef, you can totally get these with chicken filets instead.

--Patrick

Apr 25, 2012#315

figmentPez

I think that looks delicious. I wish I could eat it.

Apr 25, 2012#316

PatrThom

I'm sure it's nothing you couldn't replicate with a melon baller and some Pillsbury.

--Patrick

Apr 25, 2012#317

figmentPez

PatrThom said:
I'm sure it's nothing you couldn't replicate with a melon baller and some Pillsbury.

Oh, I could create something very similar, but I couldn't eat it. Not without having it tear my insides apart. The frustrations of health problems and not being able to properly digest grains.

Apr 25, 2012#318

PatrThom

Ah. Diverticulitis/Celiac's/IBS have ways of sucking all the pleasure out of eating.

--Patrick

Apr 25, 2012#319

SeraRelm

What the hell is that thing?

Apr 25, 2012#320

PatrThom

Pizza Hut's attempt to "shake things up" and get tongues wagging, no doubt.

--Patrick

Apr 25, 2012#321

SeraRelm

next up, macaroni and cheese pizza.

Apr 25, 2012#322

Shegokigo

SeraRelm said:
next up, macaroni and cheese pizza.

Already have that at Cici's Pizza.

Apr 25, 2012#323

SeraRelm

Shegokigo said:
Already have that at Cici's Pizza.

Apr 25, 2012#324

Null

Frank said:
Literally the only thing I remember about it is the condom fight in the dark and that it stars John Ritter. That's it.

I remember he nailed a bodybuilder chick early in the movie. Think she went on to be an American Gladiator.

Apr 26, 2012#325

GasBandit

And Cici's Mac and Cheese pizza ain't bad, actually.

Apr 26, 2012#326

SeraRelm

GasBandit said:
And Cici's Mac and Cheese pizza ain't bad, actually.

Apr 26, 2012#327

GasBandit

But they used to have this "chicken club" pizza that had chicken and bacon and a white sauce instead of tomato sauce that was absolutely awesome. I miss that pizza. They lost me as a regular when they discontinued it.

Apr 26, 2012#328

Shegokigo

I still go for the amazing BBQ pizza. Topped with just a dab of Blue Cheese dressing it's AHMAHZAHING.

Apr 26, 2012#329

SeraRelm

I tried a chicken bbq pizza in this area before. It was horrible... I do like Hawaiian though.

Apr 26, 2012#330

fade

Last time I went to Cici's the whole family got sick. I think we're off them for a while.

Apr 26, 2012#331

Shegokigo

fade said:
Last time I went to Cici's the whole family got sick. I think we're off them for a while.

It's pizza. How do you get sick from pizza? Ya bunch of thin stomach lined pansies!

Apr 26, 2012#332

Ravenpoe

Shegokigo said:
I still go for the amazing BBQ pizza. Topped with just a dab of Blue Cheese dressing it's AHMAHZAHING.

You are so Texan.

Though, we like that shit down in Florida too, but somehow that just makes me think of Texas.

Apr 26, 2012#333

fade

Shegokigo said:
It's pizza. How do you get sick from pizza? Ya bunch of thin stomach lined pansies!

Bad handling?

Apr 26, 2012#334

checkeredhat

Shegokigo said:
It's pizza. How do you get sick from pizza? Ya bunch of thin stomach lined pansies!

Bad pepperoni, bad sausage, bad bacon, bad chicken, unsanitary food preperation conditions.... same way you get sick eating anything, really.

I don't think we have "Cici's" here. Never heard of it before.

Apr 26, 2012#335

Shegokigo

Weaklings. The lot of you!

Apr 26, 2012#336

SeraRelm

I prefer Indian food. Let's talk about stomach lining?

Apr 26, 2012#337

BananaHands

Apr 26, 2012#338

checkeredhat

Wow, I could have animated in the 80s/90s way more easily than now. Look at how much the lines are boiling frame to frame. Hell, the pizza is ROTATING IN THE BOX, cause the animator clearly just didn't care to do trace backs.

Incidentally, cartoon pizza looks delicious. All Dog's Go To Heaven has the best looking pizza ever. Ninja Turtles is second place pizza.

Apr 26, 2012#339

Shegokigo

SeraRelm said:
I prefer Indian food. Let's talk about stomach lining?

Absolutely. Thai too.

Apr 26, 2012#340

SeraRelm

Oh, you like getting Thai'd?

Apr 26, 2012#341

GasBandit

Apr 26, 2012#342

drifter

This one's for Docseverin: 71,850 ft.

Apr 26, 2012#343

Bowielee

Huh, so Red Bull DOES give you wings.

Apr 26, 2012#344

ElJuski

GasBandit said:

no. I refuse to believe this.

Apr 26, 2012#345

Bowielee

ElJuski said:
no. I refuse to believe this.

I know, right. The tattoo artist put the mouth arrow the wrong direction. I can't believe it either.
:troll:

Apr 26, 2012#346

CrimsonSoul

Don't know about you guys, but doesn't cici's make pizza that you want if you ask them to?

Apr 27, 2012#347

GasBandit

CrimsonSoul said:
Don't know about you guys, but doesn't cici's make pizza that you want if you ask them to?

The one I was talking about required that special sauce, and apparently they didn't get any more when that item was discontinued.

Apr 27, 2012#348

CrimsonSoul

Alfredo sauce? Man your CiCi's sucks.

Apr 27, 2012#349

GasBandit

CrimsonSoul said:
Alfredo sauce? Man your CiCi's sucks.

I got the feeling there was more to it than that.

Apr 29, 2012#350

Docseverin

drifter said:
This one's for Docseverin: 71,850 ft.

Felix is an absolute badass, one day I hope to be a Redbull athlete

Apr 29, 2012#351

Officer_Charon

I will freely admit it: I do not have the testicular fortitude to do some crazy shit like that.

Apr 29, 2012#352

fade

To me personally, that would be less scary than skydiving from a tiny plane, just because the earth is so removed from the ground conceptually, that it wouldn't seem as dangerous.

May 1, 2012#353

fade

Nanananananananana BAT-STACHE!

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Also, picture unrelated:

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May 1, 2012#354

SeraRelm

How to get that winning smile!

May 1, 2012#355

drifter

May 7, 2012#356

SeraRelm

And this just seems an inappropriate headline.

"It's ok, since he was a bully."

May 7, 2012#357

Null

"That'll show him."

Edit: that seems to be the attitude of the headline.

May 7, 2012#358

SeraRelm

"And that's how we stopped bullying on Halforums."

May 7, 2012#359

Officer_Charon

May 8, 2012#360

Bubble181

I'm glad I didn't read this thread back-to-front. The beginning images are by far the worst. That, or I've been insensitized by them to the later ones.
Odd thing is the only ones I can see coming back in my nightmares are the maggots-in-foot and maggots-on-leg ones. And I'm glad no-one posted lotus boob - I know it's a photoshop, but it still makes me cringe every single time. Gah.

May 8, 2012#361

GasBandit

Lotus Boob is so two thousand late.

May 8, 2012#362

GasBandit

You want body horror? Dat hip.

May 8, 2012#363

Adam

Officer_Charon said:
I will freely admit it: I do not have the testicular fortitude to do some crazy shit like that.

For me, the hardest part is the plane ride up. Oh and maybe jumping out. After that, it's pretty much like lying on the world's largest air mattress: ignoring the 6.6 sextillion tonnes of hard rock racing at you.

May 9, 2012#364

drifter

Dragon Falls, Venezuela

May 9, 2012#365

GasBandit

I wonder how long it will be before suicide bombers realize as much havoc could be wrought by self-detonating in line at the TSA checkpoint as on a plane.

Quoted for image size

On a lighter note,

May 9, 2012#366

PatrThom

Airplanes. Flying movie theaters.

Also, many's the time I figured that 6 random, widely-spaced fanatics equipped with gas cans could do so much more damage to life and property in a dry summer than any meticulously planned event. And they wouldn't even have to die.

--Patrick

May 9, 2012#367

Gared

Exactly. Look at what happened to Greece, whatever summer it was where they had all of those massive wildfires and at least some of them were found to be arson.

May 10, 2012#368

bhamv3

And, possibly coincientally, Sosp disappeared off the face of the Earth immediately afterwards.

Yes yes, I know he said he's joining up with the Greek army, but still.

May 11, 2012#369

checkeredhat

May 15, 2012#370

sixpackshaker

I then wonder why all my friends are piling all these 'apps' into their facebook accounts.

May 15, 2012#371

sixpackshaker

GasBandit said:
I wonder how long it will be before suicide bombers realize as much havoc could be wrought by self-detonating in line at the TSA checkpoint as on a plane.

Some "security" specialist told a school that I worked for that they should not open the school doors until the bell rang for the first class. Then have all the kids go through a metal detector, that would be run by unarmed teachers.

My reply to the principal was that would only serve to greatly increase casualties. Because you would have 1,400 students pushed up against locked doors. A gunman would just need to get in the back of the pack and start shooting. Thus causing the students to panic and trample and crush one another as they try to flee.

Or if the student comes to school late, all the metal detector would do is get two teachers killed when it alerts on the gun.

May 18, 2012#372

fade

I don't know how much of this I should say, but I worked for a company for a while that developed weapon scanning tech. At at least some airports, I know those security checkpoints are more about the xray than the metal detectors. There are very capable room-wide detectors out there that can find and even classify weapons on a person in a crowd, like something from scifi. You may be surprised how much of the visible infrastructure is about psychology more than actual weapon detection.

May 18, 2012#373

fade

On a complete different note, one of my friends who is a cop found this on the street next to his patrol car one morning recently (tagging Officer_Charon Frank ):

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May 18, 2012#374

Bubble181

Well, that's nice.

And yes, working in security, I can confirm that by the time you get to those checkpoints where you have to take the laptop out of the bag and throw away bottles of water and whatever, in the larger airports, you've already been scanned, at least once, from behind a blind wall. People being chosen to be searched aren't as random as they may seem.

Mind you, I do still think most of those security measures - even the ones you don't see - are useless. Give me 5 people who are genuinely willing to die to take as many people as possible with them, and I can have them cause *easily* as much deaths as 9/11 with household supplies. Terrorists don't, for various reasons. Nutjobs might, someday, though. The important thing about terrorism isn't the amount of deaths - it's the amount of terror you cause. *shrug* We - security, police, armed services of various types - do our best, but you can't stop terrorism without stopping freedom. Living in an Orwellian world is thee only alternative, and I wouldn't count that as a "win" for the good guys.

May 18, 2012#375

Officer_Charon

Exactly, but try getting the mundanes to understand that.

The sheeple want to be wrapped in a "security blanket" so they feel like they don't have to do anything. They forget - or rather, fob off on someone else - the responsibilities indicated by Jefferson's immortal quote: "The price of Freedom is eternal vigilance."

Vigilance cannot be handed off to someone who's willing to put their ass on the line - it's the responsibility of anyone who wants to be afforded it's protection. I'll bust my hump to help someone else out, but you've got to be willing to help yourself, or else anything that we on the Line do is for nothing.

May 18, 2012#376

checkeredhat

Stephen Harper, Prime Minister of Canada (for some reason):

May 18, 2012#377

SeraRelm

You said sheeple...

May 18, 2012#378

GasBandit

SeraRelm said:
You said sheeple...

It's just such a great shorthand for common human group behavior though, isn't it?

May 18, 2012#379

sixpackshaker

That dot is the smallest Government coverup that I've ever run across.

May 18, 2012#380

SeraRelm

GasBandit said:
It's just such a great shorthand for common human group behavior though, isn't it?

You are playing

with fire.

May 18, 2012#381

GasBandit

SeraRelm said:
You are playing

with fire.

If only it were that easy.

May 20, 2012#382

drifter

May 20, 2012#383

fade

Your Moenkopi is showing.

May 20, 2012#384

Officer_Charon

fade said:
Your Moenkopi is showing.

Gazer.

May 20, 2012#385

drifter

Oh schist

May 20, 2012#386

fade

Dear Diary,

Today I got some non geologists to engage in geohumor with me. For one brief, shining moment, all was right with the world.

--Fade

P.S. Not sure if drifter qualifies as a geologist, as he is a rock. With a mouth.

May 20, 2012#387

ElJuski

man now I wish I paid attention to when my best friend Chase tells his lame ass rock jokes.

May 20, 2012#388

SeraRelm

Completely...

fucking...

amazing.

May 20, 2012#389

LittleSin

I don't know what's going on. :awesome:

May 20, 2012#390

SeraRelm

Calvin and Hobbes are hunting down a ruthless Winnie the Pooh and Christopher Robin.

May 20, 2012#391

LittleSin

Actually, I missed that there was a new page full of awesome pictures.

My confusion was directed towards geology.

May 20, 2012#392

PatrThom

SeraRelm said:
Calvin and Hobbes are hunting down a ruthless Winnie the Pooh and Christopher Robin.

I would suggest that it is the opposite, but Calvin certainly does get a lot of mileage out of a cardboard box and some imagination, doesn't he?

--Patrick

May 20, 2012#393

checkeredhat

fade said:
Dear Diary,

Today I got some non geologists to engage in geohumor with me. For one brief, shining moment, all was right with the world.

--Fade

P.S. Not sure if drifter qualifies as a geologist, as he is a rock. With a mouth.

If drifter is himself a rock, wouldn't researching rocks make him a Geneologist?

May 23, 2012#394

DarkAudit

Um, yeah... (obviously an old ad)

May 23, 2012#395

fade

Seems legit.

May 23, 2012#396

Frank

Hey, they were right!

May 23, 2012#397

GasBandit

It does seem to me that increasing voter rolls by approximately 100% would indeed double the "irresponsible vote."

May 24, 2012#398

Shegokigo

I hate the "collective public" so much. So very very much.

May 24, 2012#399

SeraRelm

This is the Not so funny pic thread.

May 24, 2012#400

Shegokigo

There's NOTHING humorous about that picture. At all.

May 24, 2012#401

SeraRelm

I guess I'm just more habromaniacal.

May 24, 2012#402

fade

Yeah but it wasn't cancelled for low ratings. It was cancelled because it cost too much to make. Much bigger return on investment with a "reality" show.

May 24, 2012#403

Shegokigo

It was cancelled because it didn't get enough time to make up the cost to make, which was due to the low ratings, which was due to the bad scheduling by Fox. They could have easily continued the series, selling all kinds of swag, and making movies based on longer episode ideas.

I'm very much willing to bet that shit like Stargate was more expensive per episode than Firefly.

May 24, 2012#404

PatrThom

Stupid businessmen, always driven by ROI instead of FTB.

--Patrick

May 24, 2012#405

Frank

Shegokigo said:
It was cancelled because it didn't get enough time to make up the cost to make, which was due to the low ratings, which was due to the bad scheduling by Fox. They could have easily continued the series, selling all kinds of swag, and making movies based on longer episode ideas.

I'm very much willing to bet that shit like Stargate was more expensive per episode than Firefly.

Stargate was filmed in and subsidized by the Canadian government.

Probably why it ran 159 seasons despite being terrible (yeah I said it Stargate fans, that show sucked).

May 24, 2012#406

SeraRelm

Richard Dean Anderson
Claudia Black

*drops mic*

May 24, 2012#407

Frank

Claudia Black was only in the last season (s?) and was a shadow of her awesome Farscape self.

May 24, 2012#408

SeraRelm

And you say nothing of Richard Dean Anderson because you cannot deny!

Also, the Groundhogs Day episode was amazing... So was the Wormhole Extreme episode... And the Team America episode.

May 24, 2012#409

Frank

I don't know what you're talking about because the show is bad.

May 24, 2012#410

Wahad

Frank said:
I don't know what you're talking about because the show is bad.

First few seasons were awesome, but then the ori came in and all the spinoffs started and everything just went tits-up.

Also, can I get a source on those Calvin&Hobbes pictures up above?

May 24, 2012#411

SeraRelm

Stargate Atlantis = Mostly crap.
Stargate SGU = ALL crap.
Stargate SG1 = early fucking awesome turning to crap.

I totally agree with Wahad, the only thing that brought me back into loving it after the Ori was Claudia Black.

May 25, 2012#412

GasBandit

Then and now (13 years)-

May 25, 2012#413

GasBandit

Spotted in Cannes: The poster for REAL ACTUAL MOVIE THAT EXISTS: You Can’t Kill Stephen King. The flick recently was picked up for international distribution, but no release date yet. Catch the trailer here.

May 26, 2012#414

SeraRelm

BEHOLD!

I'll be harvesting your kidneys in an orderly fashion.

May 27, 2012#415

drifter

May 28, 2012#416

Ravenpoe

GasBandit said:
Then and now (13 years)-

She's still hot... At least for someone I assume to be either a convicted felon or a yakuza gang member.

May 28, 2012#417

SeraRelm

Ok, it's funny, but I find it more asesome than funny, so I'll put it in here.

The Ladies of HalDisney.

(Or at least how I'd see us if we dressed the part)

May 28, 2012#418

Officer_Charon

The question is: who's who?

May 28, 2012#419

SeraRelm

Dib's on Belle.
Shegokigo could be Jasmine,
LittleSin could be Ariel,
HowDroll could be Aurora,
Cajungal could be Snow White,
Who else could be who...

May 28, 2012#420

SeraRelm

I just noticed Belle and Jasmine are the only two with their tongues out... :awesome:

May 28, 2012#421

Cajungal

I'm not as good at cleaning. Or vibrato. But I'll take it! One time a squirrel and a sparrow actually sat on a bench with me while I played my ukulele. :awesome:

May 29, 2012#422

SeraRelm

I was mostly thinking of how you take care of little folks.

May 29, 2012#423

Cajungal

D'aww

May 29, 2012#424

SeraRelm

If I say LittleKagsin could be Alice, would that imply I think she's going to be beat up, or would the thematic "good at traveling to wonderlands" shine through?

May 29, 2012#425

LittleKagsin

SeraRelm said:
If I say LittleKagsin could be Alice, would that imply I think she's going to be beat up, or would the thematic "good at traveling to wonderlands" shine through?

May 29, 2012#426

jwhouk

That would leave Cinderella.

May 29, 2012#427

SeraRelm

Amorous Eyes, for the tireless work here?

(edit: and great shoes?)

May 29, 2012#428

jwhouk

Does that mean she works with rats?

May 29, 2012#429

SeraRelm

A'ight.

May 29, 2012#430

makare

checkeredhat said:

I just set it to only I can see it so I don't worry about it.

Jun 1, 2012#431

GasBandit

Kurt Vonnegut was right -

This man is 69 years old.
He drove a truck for 28 years.
The premature aging from sun damage to the left side of his face is extensive enough to warrant a feature in theNew England Journal of Medicine.
Trucker or not, don’t forget your sunscreen.

Jun 1, 2012#432

ElJuski

<.< wait, Kurt Vonnegut was right about what?

Jun 1, 2012#433

GasBandit

ElJuski said:
<.< wait, Kurt Vonnegut was right about what?

A fictitious commencement address regularly attributed to Vonnegut.

"Ladies and gentlemen of the class of '97:

Wear sunscreen.

If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be it. The long-term benefits of sunscreen have been proved by scientists, whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable than my own meandering experience. I will dispense this advice now.

Enjoy the power and beauty of your youth. Oh, never mind. You will not understand the power and beauty of your youth until they've faded. But trust me, in 20 years, you'll look back at photos of yourself and recall in a way you can't grasp now how much possibility lay before you and how fabulous you really looked. You are not as fat as you imagine.

Don't worry about the future. Or worry, but know that worrying is as effective as trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing bubble gum. The real troubles in your life are apt to be things that never crossed your worried mind, the kind that blindside you at 4 pm on some idle Tuesday.

Do one thing every day that scares you.

Sing.

Don't be reckless with other people's hearts. Don't put up with people who are reckless with yours.

Floss.

Don't waste your time on jealousy. Sometimes you're ahead, sometimes you're behind. The race is long and, in the end, it's only with yourself.

Remember compliments you receive. Forget the insults. If you succeed in doing this, tell me how.

Keep your old love letters. Throw away your old bank statements.

Stretch.

Don't feel guilty if you don't know what you want to do with your life. The most interesting people I know didn't know at 22 what they wanted to do with their lives. Some of the most interesting 40-year-olds I know still don't.

Get plenty of calcium. Be kind to your knees. You'll miss them when they're gone.

Maybe you'll marry, maybe you won't. Maybe you'll have children, maybe you won't. Maybe you'll divorce at 40, maybe you'll dance the funky chicken on your 75th wedding anniversary. Whatever you do, don't congratulate yourself too much, or berate yourself either. Your choices are half chance. So are everybody else's.

Enjoy your body. Use it every way you can. Don't be afraid of it or of what other people think of it. It's the greatest instrument you'll ever own.

Dance, even if you have nowhere to do it but your living room.

Read the directions, even if you don't follow them.

Do not read beauty magazines. They will only make you feel ugly.

Get to know your parents. You never know when they'll be gone for good. Be nice to your siblings. They're your best link to your past and the people most likely to stick with you in the future.

Understand that friends come and go, but with a precious few you should hold on. Work hard to bridge the gaps in geography and lifestyle, because the older you get, the more you need the people who knew you when you were young.

Live in New York City once, but leave before it makes you hard. Live in Northern California once, but leave before it makes you soft. Travel.

Accept certain inalienable truths: Prices will rise. Politicians will philander. You, too, will get old. And when you do, you'll fantasize that when you were young, prices were reasonable, politicians were noble, and children respected their elders.

Respect your elders.

Don't expect anyone else to support you. Maybe you have a trust fund. Maybe you'll have a wealthy spouse. But you never know when either one might run out.

Don't mess too much with your hair or by the time you're 40 it will look 85.

Be careful whose advice you buy, but be patient with those who supply it. Advice is a form of nostalgia.

Dispensing it is a way of fishing the past from the disposal, wiping it off, painting over the ugly parts and recycling it for more than it's worth.

But trust me on the sunscreen.

Jun 1, 2012#434

ElJuski

ohhhhh, how could I forget

Jun 1, 2012#435

GasBandit

ElJuski said:
ohhhhh, how could I forget

Your brain no longer functions correctly, if in fact it ever did.

Jun 1, 2012#436

ElJuski

Jun 1, 2012#437

GasBandit

ElJuski said:

And you smell.

Jun 1, 2012#438

ElJuski

I'm reporting you.

Jun 1, 2012#439

GasBandit

ElJuski said:
I'm reporting you.

And you're a sissy.

Jun 1, 2012#440

ElJuski

you're a turkey.

Jun 1, 2012#441

Terrik

mr_thehun said:
I'm hungry

~~Peasant~~.

Pheasant.

Jun 1, 2012#442

General Specific

GasBandit said:
A fictitious commencement address regularly attributed to Vonnegut.

This one has been widely attributed to Neil Gaiman because, well, he actually gave it.

Jun 2, 2012#443

Bowielee

Jun 2, 2012#444

SeraRelm

Jun 2, 2012#445

PatrThom

Mathias is no Ghastlycrumb Tiny.

--Patrick

Jun 2, 2012#446

SeraRelm

Jun 2, 2012#447

PatrThom

Pssht. Like I ever go to bars.

You must mean my coworker.

--Patrick

Jun 3, 2012#448

SeraRelm

Jun 3, 2012#449

Frank

Fhwat?

Jun 3, 2012#450

PatrThom

SeraRelm said:

--Patrick

Jun 3, 2012#451

SeraRelm

Jun 5, 2012#452

drifter

I can just imagine this as wee Tinwhistler

Artist is Vladimir Zotov, by the way.

Jun 5, 2012#453

sixpackshaker

^The ability to play an instrument brings in the Pussy.

Jun 5, 2012#454

HCGLNS

Jun 5, 2012#455

makare

See that's why I always take a sledgehammer with me when I pee.

Jun 5, 2012#456

Officer_Charon

nope.gif

Jun 6, 2012#457

PatrThom

Seen that already, and I still don't think that was really necessary. I mean, there's a perfectly good bathtub sitting right there.

--Patrick

Jun 6, 2012#458

drifter

Cupcakes

Jun 6, 2012#459

FnordBear

nsfw

I'm not sure I want to pick that pocket.

Jun 6, 2012#460

SeraRelm

Holy crap, it was so bad it broke the image link!

Jun 6, 2012#461

FnordBear

SeraRelm said:
Holy crap, it was so bad it broke the image link!

*sigh* That's what happens when I don't pay attention to copypaste links. Fixed.

Jun 6, 2012#462

SeraRelm

Shouldn't it be Noster Brown-Eye?

Jun 6, 2012#463

FnordBear

I'm not sure...but I do believe he is giving her the stink eye.

Jun 7, 2012#464

PatrThom

It's The Skyrim Job, starring Ed Noster as "Steve" and Mos Def as "Left 'Eagle' Eye."
Coming soon.

--Patrick
(Disclaimer: I have never seen The Italian Job)

Jun 8, 2012#465

drifter

Might've already seen it, but dang if this ain't cool. Long exposures from the ISS. More here.

Jun 8, 2012#466

GasBandit

That's cool. I'm guessing the bright spots on the planet surface are lightning flashes.

What impresses me even more is how stable the orientation of the station is. Must have good gyros.

Jun 8, 2012#467

DarkAudit

Nixon was jealous of the Buckingham Palace guards, resulting in this atrocity in 1970...

Jun 8, 2012#468

SeraRelm

Jun 8, 2012#469

Officer_Charon

So. Not. Right.

Jun 8, 2012#470

SeraRelm

"There was me, that is Kyubey, and my three Puela Magi, that is Mami, Sayuka, and Madoka, and we sat in the Korova Milkbar trying to make up our rassoodocks what to do with the evening. The Korova milkbar sold milk-plus, milk plus Soul Gems or Grief Seeds or Witch Kisses, which is what we were drinking. This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old ultra-contract."

Jun 9, 2012#471

SeraRelm

mew?

Jun 9, 2012#472

WasabiPoptart

Damn. I didn't know I needed a wax that badly.

Jun 9, 2012#473

SeraRelm

*whispers* It's blinking at me...

Jun 9, 2012#474

Ravenpoe

SeraRelm said:
*whispers* It's blinking at me...

That's my line!

Jun 9, 2012#475

CynicismKills

Got all sorts of good space-related pictures, as they slideshow as my desktop.

Jun 11, 2012#476

HCGLNS

Jun 11, 2012#477

SeraRelm

And that's where catgirls come from.

Jun 12, 2012#478

PatrThom

--Patrick

Jun 12, 2012#479

SeraRelm

^Sweet jesus...
:csi:

Jun 12, 2012#480

DarkAudit

SeraRelm said:
^Sweet jesus...

Malwarebytes does not like that site.

Jun 12, 2012#481

SeraRelm

Fixed just for you. my MWB ignored it. I kind of block all that shit out.

Jun 12, 2012#482

GasBandit

PatrThom said:
View attachment 6734

--Patrick

OM NOM NOM NOM NOM OH GOD KILL ME NOM NOM NOM

Jun 12, 2012#483

drifter

That makes me wonder: is there Minecraft candy? I totally want creepers filled with Pop Rocks.
Added at: 12:22
Oh, the automerge works again. Nice.

Hi-res version here

Jun 12, 2012#484

GasBandit

Jun 12, 2012#485

fade

Is that BananaHands ?

Jun 12, 2012#486

ElJuski

fade said:
Is that BananaHands ?

yeah, if you slapped like fifteen pounds on him

Jun 12, 2012#487

Jax

If he is, then he's probably BananaNohands now..

Jun 12, 2012#488

BananaHands

ElJuski said:
yeah, if you slapped like fifteen pounds on him

Gonna take the high-road here, Colin Farrell.

Jun 12, 2012#489

PatrThom

GasBandit said:
OM NOM NOM NOM NOM OH GOD KILL ME NOM NOM NOM

Ooo, then you'll love the part where once they had gorged their fill, they just threw the rest in the garbage.

--Patrick

Jun 13, 2012#490

GasBandit

PatrThom said:
Ooo, then you'll love the part where once they had gorged their fill, they just threw the rest in the garbage.

--Patrick

(Screaming in a wavelength beyond human auditory reception)

Jun 13, 2012#491

drifter

Not really gory, but possibly disturbing.

Jun 13, 2012#492

PatrThom

That looks extremely hazardous. Source/story?

--Patrick

Jun 13, 2012#493

drifter

In the comments it's claimed she tried to commit suicide, although in the video I managed to find it looks more accidental.

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/80798278/

Maybe Terrik, bhamv3, or mr_thehun would care to translate?

Jun 13, 2012#494

fade

Hey, it's the Emperor from Revenge of the Sith!

Jun 13, 2012#495

checkeredhat

http://www.buzzfeed.com/gavon/victim-of-miami-cannibal-attack-awake-walking-and

Honestly? I saw photos from the day of the attack. He's looking much better already.

Jun 13, 2012#496

bhamv3

drifter said:
In the comments it's claimed she tried to commit suicide, although in the video I managed to find it looks more accidental.

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/80798278/

Maybe Terrik, bhamv3, or mr_thehun would care to translate?

Looks like a suicide attempt to me. The firemen are yelling at her to come down, to tell them what's wrong, and why she's up there, and she keeps shaking her head. She then starts ranting, waving her hand around, which results in her finger accidentally touching the cable, which then leads to her getting Pikachu'd.

Jun 13, 2012#497

fade

checkeredhat said:
http://www.buzzfeed.com/gavon/victim-of-miami-cannibal-attack-awake-walking-and

Honestly? I saw photos from the day of the attack. He's looking much better already.

Yeah, but how long until he turns?

Jun 13, 2012#498

HCGLNS

Jun 14, 2012#499

ElJuski

no harm, it was defanged.

Jun 14, 2012#500

drifter

Tarantula infected with a parasitic fungus (Cordyceps)

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