So, with Bioware constantly sending me emails about trying The Old Republic out again, I decided I'd give it a shot. After all, the game wasn't bad (it was actually quite good, if not derivative) and with it going free to play, what could I lose?
Now, I knew the free to play model was bad, but I had no idea it was this bad.
First thing's first, I log on to find that I have too many characters. One of the neat things in TOR was the legacy system, which allowed you to organize your characters into family trees, and gain benefits. If you have a smuggler who was the brother of a Jedi, then that smuggler might find himself with some force powers that can be called on in extreme need. This promoted you having lots of alts, building storylines for them, etc etc.
Free to play players are only allowed 2. Ok, whatever... let's log in to my old toon.
First thing I notice off the bat is that all of my money is missing. I still have some credits, but I quickly learn that free to play players have a limit to how many credits they can hold. The vast majority of my fortune is now held in 'escrow,' but not to fear! I can choose to resubscribe to the monthly fee to get access to it, or I can pay a one time fee to transfer a specific amount out of escrow. That's right... I CAN PAY REAL MONEY TO GET ACCESS TO THE FAKE MONEY I PREVIOUSLY EARNED.
Also, my super ugly headgear is showing. But I can't turn it off, this is only available to subscribers, or I can pay $3 for the option to hide my head slot. Also, what's with the clown colors? TOR had the neat ability to customize colors of all gear so it matched... which is now only available to subscribers.
Whatever, I'm going to make a new character anyway. I never did play a bounty hunter, and the story is the best part of the game, so let's do that.
Hrm, my bag is awfully small. But that's ok, because you can pay credits to extend your inventory space, and this was the first thing all of my characters would always spend their credits on. Except... no, that option is only available to subscribers. If I want to expand my inventory slots without subscribing, I have to pay real money to do so.
Ok... let's do this quest. Thank you npc, I know I just managed to intimidate you for extra credits, give me that mission reward.
THIS MISSION REWARD IS ONLY AVAILABLE TO SUBSCRIBERS.
Let's go to the cantina, which is a rest zone.
REST EXPERIENCE IS ONLY AVAILABLE TO SUBSCRIBERS.
Oh hey, I got a companion customization that can change the appearance of my companion.
COMPANION CUSTOMIZATION ONLY AVAILABLE TO SUBSCRIBERS.
Hey, I have a mission to use the new looking for group tool to do two flashpoints (TOR's version of dungeons). Flashpoints are really fun, and this LFG tool is new. Let's check it out.
Ok, one done, now the se-
MORE THAN ONE WEEKLY FLASHPOINT IS ONLY AVAILABLE TO SUBSCRIBERS
Let's do a space batt-
SPACE BATTLES ONLY AVAILABLE TO SUBSCRIBERS.
How about a pvp wa-
WEEKLY WARZONES ONLY AVAILABLE TO SUBSCRIBERS.
....
/sigh
EMOTES ONLY AVAILABLE TO SUBSCRIBERS
Fucking really? Emotes are behind a paywall too? I shit you not, every single piece of this is true.
Fuck you, The Old Republic. You deserve to fail for this.