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The ONE DREAM I have about Shego...

#1

Cajungal

Cajungal

....and it's not about her trying to pounce on me or something.

I was grocery shopping, and I had tortillas, lunchmeat, peanut butter, and bagged salad. She comes up out of nowhere and tells me that I shouldn't eat peanut butter because it's bad for me. Then she says... I remember it word for word... "This isn't a good decision. EXPLAIN YOURSELF!" And I get all pissed and say, "I don't have to explain myself! I like peanut butter, goddamnit! It comes in a jar! Get off my back!" Then I pick up a bag of candy and she glares at me, and I say, "It's for my niece!" And she just kind of trails behind me making critical comments while I go up and down the aisles. Then when I try to pay, I find I've forgotten my wallet. When I turn around to ask if I can borrow 20$, she's vanished.

:confused:


#2



Chazwozel

Here's what I'm going to do if I ever dream about Halforums:



#3

Cajungal

Cajungal

Well be sure to wash your hands after. It's not sanitary to stick your fingers in your mouth.


#4

Green_Lantern

Green_Lantern

Last night I dreamed that Ron Jeremy founded a religion, try to top that.


#5

Shegokigo

Shegokigo

So the dream machine works.... Now to set it to nightmare mode....


#6

Dave

Dave

I can't say as I've ever dreamed about anyone specifically. I have dreamed that I was on HF, though. I had a panicked dream once that we were under a spam attack and I was suddenly in like a NORAD war room scenario trying to combat it. It was very movie-like in that all the generals & stuff were there asking me what to do and I was barking orders.

"There! That image! Now zoom and enhance it!"

"We have to find this guy before it's too late!"

You pick the dramatic movie cliche and it was in that dream. I'm getting too old for this shit.


#7

Gusto

Gusto

The other night I had a dream wherein I read a list of names of people who were staying at a hotel that I apparently owned. My subconscious was like "Oh I guess I have to populate this list wit some names now" and so Shego, Crone, figmentPez and ChibiBar were on the list among other people that I know in real life.


#8

General Specific

General Specific

Dave said:
I can't say as I've ever dreamed about anyone specifically. I have dreamed that I was on HF, though. I had a panicked dream once that we were under a spam attack and I was suddenly in like a NORAD war room scenario trying to combat it. It was very movie-like in that all the generals & stuff were there asking me what to do and I was barking orders.

"There! That image! Now zoom and enhance it!"

"We have to find this guy before it's too late!"

You pick the dramatic movie cliche and it was in that dream. I'm getting too old for this shit.
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We DO have a couple generals around here...


#9

Null

Null

I've had dreams involving certain members of the forum. But not often.


#10

ThatNickGuy

ThatNickGuy

Shegokigo said:
So the dream machine works.... Now to set it to nightmare mode....
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One, two, Shego's comin' for you...


#11

Jay

Jay

Well if it isn’t another thread dedicated to Shego! It has been a few days, hasn’t it?


#12

Shegokigo

Shegokigo

SeriousJay said:
Well if it isn’t another thread dedicated to Shego! It has been a few days, hasn’t it?
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You're just upset cause I haven't gotten back on STEAM. :slywink:


#13

Chippy

Chippy

Chazwozel said:
Here's what I'm going to do if I ever dream about Halforums:

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So happy someone else started using that .gif.


#14

bigcountry23

bigcountry23

Shegokigo said:
So the dream machine works.... Now to set it to nightmare mode....
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The fact that you are testing a dream machine makes me feel a little more sane. Last night I had a dream that Shego and I were attacking Trolls (no one in particular, just "forum trolls") with bags of flaming sugar (we were throwing them at their houses, she "knew" where they lived). She then convinced my father that I could reset the password for his work machine. When I told him I couldn't do that and explained what my job is, he said my team was doing a poor job...

glad to know I'm not crazy(er)

(notes of interest. Shego was represented by herself from the "mug" shots she posted about a year ago, not one of her avatars. This was the first dream she has ever been in for me (though she is not the first forumite to appear in one of my dreams). Yes, I have had people appear as their avatars in my dream. I am a very lucid dreamer, meaning I can't tell dreams from reality until I wake up).


#15



Andromache

odd. I've never actually had an unconscious dream about anyone on here


that wasn't a rampant, pornographic sex dream.


#16

Jay

Jay

Shegokigo;362500][QUOTE=SeriousJay said:
Well if it isn’t another thread dedicated to Shego! It has been a few days, hasn’t it?
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You're just upset cause I haven't gotten back on STEAM. :slywink:[/QUOTE]

Maybe, maybe not but still, I'm sure there will be someone out there more than willing to create a thread about it, in exactly 3 days time.


#17

Shannow

Shannow

Crone said:
odd. I've never actually had an unconscious dream about anyone on here
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yeah, am I the only person here who finds it fucking strange that you people dream of other peoples online personas from an internet messaging board?

SeriousJay said:
Well if it isn’t another thread dedicated to Shego! It has been a few days, hasn’t it?
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Sounds about right.


#18

Shegokigo

Shegokigo

Funny thing is, Shannow seems to be more interested in posts about me than any other person here.


#19

Chad Sexington

Garbledina

I once had a dream that started with me browsing the forum, but was really about my computer doing surreal things. Never dreamt about the forum/forumites...


#20

Shannow

Shannow

No, that was more a comment about the idea of people dreaming about others on an internet forum. Jay just made another good point, though. I was quite content with the boards when you stopped posting for that long while.


#21



Andromache

Shegokigo said:
Funny thing is, Shannow seems to be more interested in posts about me than any other person here.
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interested in?

or interested in and needing to reply too? What I call the Chazwozel "Omfg an Attention Whore!" effect.

I have a hypothesis that has an experiment, but it's probably not unbiased.


#22

Shannow

Shannow

Crone;362600][QUOTE=Shegokigo said:
Funny thing is, Shannow seems to be more interested in posts about me than any other person here.
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interested in?

or interested in and needing to reply too? What I call the Chazwozel "Omfg an Attention Whore!" effect.

I have a hypothesis that has an experiment, but it's probably not unbiased.[/QUOTE]

Oh, like you are one to talk!


#23

Shegokigo

Shegokigo

Shannow said:
Oh, like you are one to talk!
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Doesn't exactly change the original statement fact though huh?


#24

Shannow

Shannow

If you say so, sweetie. I suppose I could say your existance seems to be a pet peeve of mine.


#25

Shegokigo

Shegokigo

Case in point.


#26



Andromache

Shannow said:
Oh, like you are one to talk!
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"Talk? No Mr. Bond, I expect you to di-"

Oh wait, right. Anyway, Shannow, are you saying that I am an attention whore, which I accept readily, we all know that already-- or are you're saying that I also do the whole Chazspaz zomfg it's croone/ :facepalm: knee jerk response to a forumite every time a thread is posted about them I don't like?


#27

Shannow

Shannow

Also...unrelated to topic., anyone getting an error with IE that seems to put the last word of a line again on the next line? But will dissapear when refreshed?



Shegokigo said:
Case in point.
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Good for you.



Crone;362616][QUOTE=Shannow said:
Oh, like you are one to talk!
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"Talk? No Mr. Bond, I expect you to di-"

Oh wait, right. Anyway, Shannow, are you saying that I am an attention whore, which I accept readily, we all know that already-- or are you're saying that I also do the whole Chazspaz zomfg it's croone/ :facepalm: knee jerk response to a forumite every time a thread is posted about them I don't like?[/QUOTE]


Both, actually. Good summation right there.


Actually, the more I think about it (christ, I shudder that I am doing so), I suppose that no, you are not on the second there.


#28

Cajungal

Cajungal

I mistook this place with someplace I came to have fun. Apparently this is the "whining like toddlers" forum. Forget I brought it up, jeez. Just made me laugh when I woke up and thought it might amuse someone else too... not incite a gripefest.


#29



Andromache

@Shannow: That's actually very funny, because I'd say the same about you and chaz. Anytime someone posts an appreciation/shego thread there you are, reacting, generally being assholes about it. Instead of hitting the "ignore" button.

@Cajun I'd have to say it's a bit less civil than toddlers. But there's a few attention whores on this forum, myself included, so that's expected. In memory of of your dream I'll bow out :)


#30

Jay

Jay

Bah, I got no issues with the poster in question, just the goddamned advertisements to forum porn stars generally from forum fluffers. Thread could have easily have been titled, “Dreams about other Halforum posters” but we got what we got, once again, with Shegs name in it. Completely unnecessary.

Fact: During this past weekend, I was taking down my tempo; somehow I cut my finger and started bleeding. I though about Gusto and about “rolling second chance” from a game we play together. I didn’t need to A) Create a thread about it and B) Wouldn’t have titled it, “Rolling sloppy seconds with Gusto”.

Fact: Last Thursday as I came home, this old guy in a Caddy was slow, I yelled, “Out of my way Dave!” I didn’t need to A) Create a thread about it and B) Wouldn’t have titled it “Dave causes traffic everyone, true story”.

Fact: A few weeks ago the Habs played the Pens, Crosby dived again and I wondered if Chaz feels the same way I do about Crosby about diving but figured he’s just another delusional Pens fan. I didn’t need to A) Create a thread about it and B) Wouldn’t have called it “Chaz like men who go down easily”.

Long story made short, quit it fluffers.

And secondly, stop taking this shit as seriously as Shannow.


#31

Cajungal

Cajungal

So, how much was the experimental surgery which gives you a long, intense, EXTREMELY satisfying orgasm every time you complain about harmless, pointless threads? I'm gonna start saving my pennies and practicing.


"Grrr, this thread is dumb."


#32

Gusto

Gusto

SeriousJay said:
somehow I cut my finger and started bleeding. I though about Gusto and about “rolling second chance” from a game we play together.
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Haha, classic!


#33

Cajungal

Cajungal

Gusto;362640][QUOTE=SeriousJay said:
somehow I cut my finger and started bleeding. I though about Gusto and about “rolling second chance” from a game we play together.
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Haha, classic![/QUOTE]

I'd have giggled at that thread.


#34

Thread Necromancer

Thread Necromancer

I swear to fuck all Jay that you and Shannow are both a couple of fucking ignorant twats if you can't even tell that (taking a cue from your number here)
A) you outright seek and desire attention just as much as anyone else. You don't get it from praise and (what you call fluffers) so you do it like a fucking toddler thinking that even bad attention is still attention, so you get your wish. Guess what kiddo, we still love you too, even if you have sibliings.
B) your fucking trolling around and jumping into threads just to spread bile should fucking stop. Take a fucking clue. You don't have to be a post whore and get into every fucking thread. You don't like the way a thread is, shut your fucking yap and don't click it. There are tons of threads on this board that I don't feel like getting into, may not even care for the subject matter but you don't see me going into them just to cuss their existence.
C) Every poster in some way wants to have attention. They want their opinion and or thoughts acknowledged and appreciated. Even in your case where it's simple to be vile then you gain your acceptance because that's what you are aiming for. There is nothing wrong with this thread or even if you had made threads about Gusto, Dave, or anything else that has had an effect upon you that you can relate to this forum. You wouldn't even be at fault if you made a thread that wasn't not related to this forum.

Because that's what we do.

In short. Shut up. Both of you.


#35

Shannow

Shannow

SeriousJay said:
And secondly, stop taking this shit as seriously as Shannow.
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You are right, I take this place super-cereal.
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#36

Cajungal

Cajungal

.......:rofl:


#37

Gusto

Gusto

Why do people keep using me as a hypothetical example?? :eek:hwell:


#38

Thread Necromancer

Thread Necromancer

Gusto said:
Why do people keep using me as a hypothetical example?? :eek:hwell:
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Because your cute and a damned good fluffer.


#39

Gusto

Gusto

:(


#40

Cajungal

Cajungal

He's just messing with you, Kev. You're a terrible fluffer.


#41

Gusto

Gusto

I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S WOOOOORSE


#42

Shannow

Shannow

GUUUUSSSSSSTTTTOOOOO!!!!





#43

Cajungal

Cajungal

:laugh:

---------- Post added at 03:58 PM ---------- Previous post was at 03:58 PM ----------

The cute thing is true. ^_^


#44

Dave

Dave

I think a thread about how bad I am in traffic would be funny.

And the OP was about Shego so why not in the title? We're the ones who took it to "forumite dreams", not Cajun.


#45

Gusto

Gusto

Dave said:
And the OP was about Shego so why not in the title? We're the ones who took it to "forumite dreams", not Cajun.
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I think that may actually be the problem.

If Seej made this EXACT SAME thread and called it "Dreams about Forumites", I don't think Shannow or Jay would be as upset about it.


#46

Shannow

Shannow

It is true, I jsut deeply hate/love you all.


Hate/love you so god damn much it hurts.


#47

Cajungal

Cajungal

Would it make anyone feel more comfortable if I changed it? I just like talking about my funny dreams. I don't care what the title is.


#48

Gusto

Gusto

At this point I think the thread is too off-topic to matter. :p


#49

Cajungal

Cajungal

Lesson learned, though. If I'm going to mention forumites, it can only be the really obscure ones who don't get enough fluffing. Spread the wealth around.


#50

Dave

Dave

That means you're going to have to have a dream about Nufan.


#51

Gusto

Gusto

Meanwhile, a thread specifically lauding Bumble has turned into a thread focused on me and which male forumites I have mancrushes on.

:eek:hwell: I don't even know who's getting the attention there.


#52

Allen who is Quiet

Allen, who is Quiet

Yeah, but making a thread about dreams about nufan is a bit like making a thread about breathing. It's a common enough occurrence that it's not that big of a deal.


#53

Cajungal

Cajungal

Seriously. I don't wanna flood the forum.


#54

Allen who is Quiet

Allen, who is Quiet

Nufan must be getting tired because he's been running through my mind all day.


#55

Shannow

Shannow

Nufan is the John Lennon to my Mark David Chapman.


#56



Andromache

Cajungal said:
He's just messing with you, Kev. You're a terrible fluffer.
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and time for new coffee and to wash the keyboard cover. You'd think I'd have learned by now not to surf hal and drink at the same time.

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Gusto said:
Meanwhile, a thread specifically lauding Bumble has turned into a thread focused on me and which male forumites I have mancrushes on.

:eek:hwell: I don't even know who's getting the attention there.
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it's all you, babe.


#57

Gusto

Gusto

:smug:


#58



Andromache

I said rampant sex dreams. I meant rampant sex dreams.


#59

Jay

Jay

Gusto said:
At this point I think the thread is too off-topic to matter. :p
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This. LOL


#60

Gusto

Gusto

:eek:hwell:

Those are rampant.


#61



Andromache

Gusto said:
:eek:hwell:

Those are rampant.
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see my avatar.


#62

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

I once had a dream I was having sex with a drop-dead gorgeous brunette, and thinking "Boy, I can't wait to tell the forums my dry spell is over".

How sad is that?


#63



Andromache

North_Ranger said:
I once had a dream I was having sex with a drop-dead gorgeous brunette, and thinking "Boy, I can't wait to tell the forums my dry spell is over".

How sad is that?
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was he cute?


#64

Allen who is Quiet

Allen, who is Quiet

The good part is that what you thought was a drop-dead gorgeous brunette was actually Nufan.


#65

Shannow

Shannow

Allen said:
The good part is that what you thought was a drop-dead gorgeous brunette was actually Nufan.
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And everything comes full circle.


#66



Andromache

Shannow;362746][QUOTE=Allen said:
The good part is that what you thought was a drop-dead gorgeous brunette was actually Nufan.
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And everything comes full circle.[/QUOTE]

:facepalm:


#67

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Allen said:
The good part is that what you thought was a drop-dead gorgeous brunette was actually Nufan.
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Unlikely, unless Nufan has a pair of beautiful breasts, long, lustrous hair, a set of 'come hither' hips and... well, I think she had a tramp stamp, too.

Oh, and a vagoo. Must not forget the vagoo.


#68

Allen who is Quiet

Allen, who is Quiet

Nufan has "come hither" hips.


#69

Shegokigo

Shegokigo

North_Ranger said:
Must not forget the vagoo.
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?


#70

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Ze image, she is broken.


#71

Shegokigo

Shegokigo

That's what he said?


#72

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Nope. Mostly sighs and moans... though she was a little muffled at times.


#73



Andromache

yeah


#74

Cajungal

Cajungal

Halforum's biggest moccodity!


#75

Allen who is Quiet

Allen, who is Quiet

Nufan appears at your mother's bedside at night. But Nufan is not merciless. First he lights aromatherapy candles and seduces your mother with total compliance. He satisfies her lusty cravings in ways no man ever has before. At the apex of sexual ecstasy, the final sound she'll hear is the snapping of her own neck.


#76

phil

phil

I usually have really mundane dreams to the point of not always realizing it's a dream. In high school I'd have dreams where my parents and I would talk about my grades or they'd find out I look at porn online and we'd have this awkward conversation about it. The next day i'd always be really quiet around them because I was trying to think if the dream was just a dream or if it really happened.


#77

Gusto

Gusto

I occasionally have dreams wherein everything is alright but then I wake up and realize I still have 99 problems.


#78

Espy

Espy

I have never dreamed about you people. I have dreamed about walking, talking pop tarts. They were delicious, even when they screamed as I ate them.


#79

Shegokigo

Shegokigo

Gusto said:
I occasionally have dreams wherein everything is alright but then I wake up and realize I still have 99 problems.
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Could be worse?


#80

phil

phil

Gusto said:
I occasionally have dreams wherein everything is alright but then I wake up and realize I still have 99 problems.
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Sometimes I realize that it was all a dream. I used to read word up magazine. Salt'n'Pepa and Heavy D up in the limousine
Hangin' pictures on my wall
Every Saturday Rap Attack, Mr. Magic, Marley Marl
I let my tape rock 'til my tape popped
Smokin' weed and bamboo, sippin' on private stock
Way back, when I had the red and black lumberjack
With the hat to match


#81



Andromache

Espy said:
I have never dreamed about you people. I have dreamed about walking, talking pop tarts. They were delicious, even when they screamed as I ate them.
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i lol'd. thank you.


#82

CynicismKills

CynicismKills

Chippy;362520][QUOTE=Chazwozel said:
Here's what I'm going to do if I ever dream about Halforums:

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So happy someone else started using that .gif.[/QUOTE]

I have this and the hara kiri one, but there hasn't been anything worth killing NPH over yet.


#83



Philosopher B.

Might have dreamed about HF once, can't really remember too much, though. Doesn't seem too weird to me, though, sheeeeee-it, I've been posting in this community for four years. I dream about all kinds of weird shit.


#84

Hailey Knight

Hailey Knight

Ooh, I had a dream of HF before, and it had Shego in it, and--

Oh, those are too mainstream. I'm gonna go have dreams about Pallywackr.


#85

Gusto

Gusto

escushion said:
I'm gonna go have dreams about Pallywackr.
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Finally.


#86

Bubble181

Bubble181

I dreamt I was Bumble once. That was a good dream. *sigh*


#87

bhamv3

bhamv3

I dream about having super powers and engulfing the Earth in a giant inferno that purges all life but me, and I guess that counts as a Halforums dream cause you all would be dead too...


#88

LittleSin

LittleSin

I dreamed that we were all together by some wacky circumstance and defending against zombies.

Gusto got bit and before he died he game me his helmet to protect my brains.

I also gave my baby to N_R for safe keeping. He his him in a teddy bear suit.

It was quite a detailed dream. I won't go any further because it'll turn into a short story involving HalForum porn stars and fluffers. Don't wanna rock the boat. :p


#89

Dave

Dave

LittleSin said:
Don't wanna rock the boat.
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If you know what I mean! :unibrow:


#90



Disconnected

First... :laugh:
This thread is great


Second: Mmmm fluffers.


#91

Jake

Jake

Chazwozel said:
Here's what I'm going to do if I ever dream about Halforums:

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I'm not so sure that's supposed to be a gun...


#92

Gusto

Gusto

LittleSin said:
Gusto got bit and before he died he game me his helmet to protect my brains.
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Ha, nice. I'm such a considerate zombie.

All these dreams people are having about me, it's starting to go to my head!


#93

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

LittleSin said:
I dreamed that we were all together by some wacky circumstance and defending against zombies.

Gusto got bit and before he died he game me his helmet to protect my brains.

I also gave my baby to N_R for safe keeping. He his him in a teddy bear suit.

It was quite a detailed dream. I won't go any further because it'll turn into a short story involving HalForum porn stars and fluffers. Don't wanna rock the boat. :p
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We demand to know more!


Also, I just had the weirdest dream ever when I was taking a nap. I dreamt I was an animated character wrestling shirtless with what looked like a banshee from Avatar; you know, those pterodactyl-like things. I finally had my hands around the damn thing's throat and I was cursing and yelling "Goddammit, help me a little!" to someone while the damned thing crashed and twisted, snapping its jaws at me. I can't recall who I was yelling at, only that it was a woman in a lab coat, too busy to help me because she was doing some kind of experiment. Finally I felt the pterodactyl beginning to lose strength, my fingers tight around its slender throat until it finally fell down. It was dead, no doubt about it.

Then, the woman turns and looks at me in a way that just screams "Well? Why were you yelling? You did just fine by yourself". THEN the frickin' pterodactyl jumps and bites my hand, it was just playing 'possum. I scream in pain as it bites a finger off, and somehow I manage the strength to rip its wing out of its socket. That doesn't stall it, though: it pins me down and is just about to go nom nom nom on my face when... a giant, rubbery dinosaur appears. You know, one of those cutesy-boop things you see in old animated cartoons. But this fucker is HUGE, I'm talking Godzilla-sized, towering far above the trees against a stormy sky. It steps on the pterodactyl but somehow averts me. The next thing I see is the pterodactyl comically plastered onto the flat bottom of the huge, T-rex-like dino's foot, rising above me. Then the thing lifts its other foot - and there's ANOTHER rubbery dinosaur plastered there. This one a fat, jovial-looking orange Triceratops. It looks at the pterodactyl, squashed in comical fashion on the giant's other foot, and says "It's been an honour serving you, mistress" - before the giant dino puts its foot down, about to crush the jovial triceratops...

...and then I woke up.


#94

Jay

Jay

I didn't dream of any fluffers last night. I'll try harder tonight. If I succeed, expect a thread sometime between 8:30 and 9:00 tomorrow morning.


#95

Null

Null

Okay, but if you're late, you owe us all 50 Euros.


#96

Cajungal

Cajungal

I dreamed, but not about forumites. I dreamed that my obnoxious Kinesiology teacher got fired and had to get a job at the fried chicken place near campus.


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