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The Sound of Nerd Masturbation Takes the Earth (Whedon Avengers)

#1

ElJuski

ElJuski

http://www.avclub.com/articles/updated-joss-whedon-to-direct-the-avengers-accordi,40075/


Bust out your cum socks, boys. I know they're right there by the lotion.


#2



Steven Soderburgin

Ugh

at least he's not writing it, i guess


#3

drawn_inward

drawn_inward

Ugh

at least he's not writing it, i guess
Yeah, I'm not thrilled about this either. It could be worse.


#4

Charlie Don't Surf

The Lovely Boehner

I hope he can bring his unique visual style of Dr. Horrible to a $200m action movie


#5

SpecialKO

SpecialKO

Much as I loved Serenity, I don't think a movie of this type would work with Joss at the helm.

They should have gotten Jon Favreau or Louis Leterrier.


#6



Steven Soderburgin

Jon Favreau turned it down and Louis Letterier is a terrible filmmaker


#7

sixpackshaker

sixpackshaker

Is there an underage badass girl in the Avengers?


#8

Calleja

Calleja

Huh... that's... weird.

Well, I'll give him the benefit of the doubt. Serenity was pretty awesome AAAANND look at Jon Favreau, who would have thought HE could helm a movie like Iron Man so awesomely?


#9

ThatNickGuy

ThatNickGuy

Now see, I'd heard that Kathryn "Academy Award Winning Hurt Locker" Bigelow was in the running.

I had kind of hoped she would get this, instead.

For as good as Whedon is, he's not really all that big of a seller. FOX screws him over more than polygamist who says his wife is the only one and his movies (well, movie) are not big sellers. He's an internet darling for quirky but starting to recycle itself writing. Seriously, you can almost smell a beloved character death a mile away. He might have gotten screwed by FOX, but his shows keep getting cancelled, regardless.

That said, I think if he gave us something more in-line with his run of Astonishing X-Men, then I think we might have a winner.


#10

SpecialKO

SpecialKO

Jon Favreau turned it down and Louis Letterier is a terrible filmmaker
I know Letterier doesn't have a great track record, but he's at least established that he can do a good superhero/action hero film.

Joss doesn't really do action sequences especially well. The fights/gunbattles in Serenity were passable despite Joss, not because of him, and the Avengers is going to have a lot more, with it being a primary focus for large parts of the film.

With Joss, all we can look forward to is the Wasp turned into a mousy little girl, and lots of standing around exchanging witty banter or monumentous observations on the nature of man's cruelty to man. None of which is necessarily bad, but it wouldn't really be an Avengers movie.

That said, I think Joss could make the "Hawkeye mouths off to Cap" scenes really pop.


#11

Calleja

Calleja

You do realize Whedon is not writing, right?


#12



Element 117

This news pleases me. Mostly because the idea of an Avengers film seems so crazydrunkwrong why not throw in Joss? I just hope he casts Summer Glau and Amy Acker, in every role.


#13

ThatNickGuy

ThatNickGuy

Come to think of it, Amy Acker would make for a pretty damn good Scarlet Witch.


#14



Steven Soderburgin

Trust me, TeKeo, I wasn't trying to make an argument in favor of Whedon as director here.


#15

SpecialKO

SpecialKO

You do realize Whedon is not writing, right?
We don't know who is going to be writing. Directors can have a huge influence on the script. Hell, it's something that Joss fans always claim when one of his scripted films bombs in the box office.

Jon Favreau is going to be the exec producer, and has a history of inserting himself into the process, so hopefully Joss can learn.

---------- Post added at 12:33 PM ---------- Previous post was at 12:33 PM ----------

Trust me, TeKeo, I wasn't trying to make an argument in favor of Whedon as director here.
I know, was just pointing out why Letterier is still a better choice, despite Transporter 2.


#16

Frank

Frankie Williamson

Now see, I'd heard that Kathryn "Academy Award Winning Hurt Locker" Bigelow was in the running.

I had kind of hoped she would get this, instead.

For as good as Whedon is, he's not really all that big of a seller. FOX screws him over more than polygamist who says his wife is the only one and his movies (well, movie) are not big sellers. He's an internet darling for quirky but starting to recycle itself writing. Seriously, you can almost smell a beloved character death a mile away. He might have gotten screwed by FOX, but his shows keep getting cancelled, regardless.

That said, I think if he gave us something more in-line with his run of Astonishing X-Men, then I think we might have a winner.
His Fox shows don't last, but Buffy lasted like 200 God damn years.

Also, Marvel isn't Fox.


#17

ThatNickGuy

ThatNickGuy

Angel got cancelled despite Whedon and company wanting to continue it.


#18

Shegokigo

Shegokigo

Ugh

at least he's not writing it, i guess
I love when your cookie cutter movie snob responses shine through to prove your opinions are invalidated almost before they're written.


#19



Steven Soderburgin

Not liking Joss Whedon's work as a director means I'm a movie snob?

Okay, I can live with that.


#20

Shegokigo

Shegokigo

Not liking Joss Whedon's work as a director means I'm a movie snob?

Okay, I can live with that.
You know exactly what I mean, playing it off only further proves the point.


#21



Steven Soderburgin

I actually don't know what you're talking about. I'm not a fan of Joss Whedon as a writer and I think he's only shown limited talent as a director. As an ideas man, he's great, but as time goes on, his limits in that area continue to show, as well. I hope this movie is good under his direction, though. :)


#22

Shegokigo

Shegokigo

I actually don't know what you're talking about. I'm not a fan of Joss Whedon as a writer and I think he's only shown limited talent as a director. As an ideas man, he's great, but as time goes on, his limits in that area continue to show, as well. I hope this movie is good under his direction, though. :)
I know what you mean with that smilie:



I'm on to you.


#23



Steven Soderburgin

Shego, let's not fight. :3


#24



Rubicon

Is there an underage badass girl in the Avengers?
Well, if you count Young Avengers, theres Pym's daughter, last I saw she was like what, 15? And could turn gigantic.


#25

Norris

Norris

I'm not sure how I feel about this. I love every Joss Whedon work I've seen/read so far but...he just doesn't seem to be the right dude for this project. I mean, I think he's a fine director and is certainly a better choice than someone like Tim Burton or Uwe Boll (not saying those guys are equals, just that they'd make equally poor Avengers flicks) but he just hasn't worked up to it. A bunch of TV episodes, a medium budget Sci-Fi western, a shoe-string budget short film, and then a big screen blockbuster summer movie. It just doesn't flow. I mean Favreau had at least directed Zathura before making Iron Man.

Oh well. I hope it will be good.


#26

Covar

Covar

Is there an underage badass girl in the Avengers?
Well, if you count Young Avengers, theres Pym's daughter, last I saw she was like what, 15? And could turn gigantic.[/QUOTE]

Wrong Ant-Man. Stature is the daughter of Scott Lang, and freaking awesome if I might add.


#27

CynicismKills

CynicismKills

Whedon would have a field day with Stature.


#28

Calleja

Calleja

why would we count the Young avengers anyway?! It's the first ever Avengers movie, guys. Hulk, Iron Man, Captain America, Thor, Ant-Man. If they start adding all the spin-offs and shit it'd have to be a 7 hour long movie.


#29

Covar

Covar

Whedon would kill with a She-Hulk movie.


#30

ThatNickGuy

ThatNickGuy

Whedon would kill She-Hulk.
Fixed that for ya.


#31

Covar

Covar

you're probably right :(

Marvel fans would be out for his head.


#32

Shegokigo

Shegokigo

Whedon would kill with a She-Hulk movie.


Coming 2012!


#33

Vagabond

V.Bond

why would we count the Young avengers anyway?! It's the first ever Avengers movie, guys. Hulk, Iron Man, Captain America, Thor, Ant-Man. If they start adding all the spin-offs and shit it'd have to be a 7 hour long movie.
You left out Wasp. You know, the only female founding Avenger.

And Cap didn't even join until like, the 6th issue or somesuch.

:nerd:

I don't know how you can cram all these heroes into a movie and keep it at a reasonable running time, and keep the plot interesting too.


#34

Shegokigo

Shegokigo

I don't know how you can cram all these heroes into a movie and keep it at a reasonable running time, and keep the plot interesting too.
They won't be doing origins, as all the members will have had their own origin film + sequel when Avengers hits the theatres.


#35



Totally Not Soliloquy

why would we count the Young avengers anyway?! It's the first ever Avengers movie, guys. Hulk, Iron Man, Captain America, Thor, Ant-Man. If they start adding all the spin-offs and shit it'd have to be a 7 hour long movie.
You left out Wasp. You know, the only female founding Avenger.

And Cap didn't even join until like, the 6th issue or somesuch.

:nerd:

I don't know how you can cram all these heroes into a movie and keep it at a reasonable running time, and keep the plot interesting too.[/QUOTE]

By focusing the story on Wolverine.

or, well, whoever.


#36

SpecialKO

SpecialKO

you're probably right :(

Marvel fans would be out for his head.
There would be some awesome 4th-wall breakage before that though.


#37

Norris

Norris

I don't know how you can cram all these heroes into a movie and keep it at a reasonable running time, and keep the plot interesting too.
They won't be doing origins, as all the members will have had their own origin film + sequel when Avengers hits the theatres.[/QUOTE]And with Nick Fury as a character inking all the movies, you've got an instant team origin.

Calleja said:
why would we count the Young avengers anyway?! It's the first ever Avengers movie, guys. Hulk, Iron Man, Captain America, Thor, Ant-Man. If they start adding all the spin-offs and shit it'd have to be a 7 hour long movie.
While you're right about Stature having no chance of hitting silver screens in the near future, she IS a member of the Mighty Avengers, one of the most Avengery Avengers teams published today. Also, as far as movie characters go....you left out Black Widow. I'd imagine she'll take Wasp's place as a founding member for a movie.

EDIT: According to Variety, Whedon will also be reworking the script. This is good, as Whedon does ensembles like nobody's business. Still not sure about putting him in the director's chair.
http://www.variety.com/article/VR1118017689.html?categoryid=10&cs=1


#38

Steve

Steve

I liked Marvel's Incredible Hulk and Marvel's Iron Man. Marvel's Iron Man 2 looks like it will be another winner. They understand how to translate a comic into an enjoyable film so until they put out a piece of garbage I'm behind them regardless of who is at the helm. I think Joss will do a great job with the movie.


#39

figmentPez

figmentPez



#40

filmfanatic

filmfanatic

It's interesting to hear that Whedon will direct, but it makes me a tad nervous. I had heard about his ideas for a Wonder Woman film and it was sounding terrible. He said he had never read the comics and wasn't really going to read them, he would have created his own villain, it was all sounding bad. As long as he follows someone else's script, I'll be fine with this.


#41



chakz

Now see, I'd heard that Kathryn "Academy Award Winning Hurt Locker" Bigelow was in the running.

I had kind of hoped she would get this, instead.

For as good as Whedon is, he's not really all that big of a seller. FOX screws him over more than polygamist who says his wife is the only one and his movies (well, movie) are not big sellers. He's an internet darling for quirky but starting to recycle itself writing. Seriously, you can almost smell a beloved character death a mile away. He might have gotten screwed by FOX, but his shows keep getting cancelled, regardless.

That said, I think if he gave us something more in-line with his run of Astonishing X-Men, then I think we might have a winner.
Now there's something worth mentioning. I really liked Astonishing X-men perhaps whedon doing marvel is not a bad thing eh? Personally, I'd be optimistic about this anyway. I've yet to watch something by whedon that I didn't like. Though dollhouse was pretty weird but it wasn't bad.


But it was pretty damned wierd.


#42



Steven Soderburgin

Writing a comic and directing a film are vastly, totally, completely different. They are not even in the same zip code.


#43



Steven Soderburgin

Whedon reworking the script is actually a really good thing, I think. Now, I did say I'm not a fan of Whedon's work as a writer, which to me is a bit too self-consciously clever, but as has been said, he does ensembles really well. On top of that, that Whedon's work as a script doctor has been really good, so this seems like a really good move.


#44

Espy

Espy

You know, I would have never though J.F. was a good choice to direct Iron Man but he blew that out of the park, with Whedons history I'm willing to give Marvel the benefit of a doubt here. Like SS said up there, he does ensembles well and lord knows thats what they need for this movie, someone who gets group dynamics and won't make it WOLVERINE (and the xmen).


#45

ElJuski

ElJuski

I mean, everything up to release date will be blowing smoke around here. I, too, will just wait. But it doesn't make me excited, per say.

As the AVClub always notes--and I explicitly steal from--I remain cautiously optimistic.


#46



chakz

Writing a comic and directing a film are vastly, totally, completely different. They are not even in the same zip code.
Well of course there not the same thing. I didn't mean to imply that they were- My point is that whedon, at the very least, knows his way around the marvel Universe, and if astonishing X-men is any clue, he'll present them in a way that is true to the characters. Which is good for me, a comic fan, but for a movie fan the point is kind of moot.


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