[Thread Game] The Talk Only With Similes Thread

[PatrThom]

Because YOU demanded it as vocally as your next beer! This forum needs this thread like it needs another hole in its head.
Also because it will piss off Allen who is Quiet as much as sitting on a hill of fire ants.

You knew this was coming, just like you knew Anchorman would have a sequel.

--Patrick

 

[Allen who is Quiet]

This thread is dumb.

 

[Gusto]

This thread is dumb.

 

[North_Ranger]

Dumb LIKE A FOX!

 

[strawman]

 

[sixpackshaker]

This thread is as dumb as a box of hammers...[DOUBLEPOST=1356815637][/DOUBLEPOST]This thread is as fucked up as a can of worms.

 

[PatrThom]

Nothing says lovin' like somethin' from the oven.

--Patrick

 

[Just Me]

Nothing says coven like a baby in the oven.


Note: I do not support babies in ovens or any such stuff!

 

[PatrThom]

--Patrick

 

[WasabiPoptart]

This thread sucks like a 10 dollar hooker.

 

[Bowielee]

 

[Cajungal]

John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

 

[GasBandit]

See, now THIS thread is like a breath of fresh air.... on a roaring wildfire.

 

[strawman]

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--Patrick

 

[North_Ranger]

See, now THIS thread is like a breath of fresh air.... on a roaring wildfire.

I'm betting you're as happy as a squirrel on a peanut farm.

 

[Cajungal]

 

[Officer_Charon]

That Cajungal... slicker than deer guts on a doorknob

 

[sixpackshaker]

That Cajungal... slicker than deer guts on a doorknob

I always went for ...slicker than owlshit on a pump handle.

especially after I found out...

 

[Jax]

is like a mixed with