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The Unofficial Halforums Trivial Awards Thread

Mar 31, 2014#1

Anonymous

Rules :

- Be politically correct and as constructive as possible. Please.
- It's not a popularity show. Be cool. Mmmkay?
- Have fun with this, the Halforums Way.

Do not use ANY of the categories as an opportunity to make someone feel bad or to shame them. If that happens the thread will be shut down. -Staff

Best Advice Giver :

Funniest Poster :

Most Underrated Poster :

Best New Comer :

Dearly Missed Member :

Most Controversial Poster :

Best Halforums Couple :

Most Dedicated Member (cannot be Dave if you choose Dave - because Dave is awesome ) :

Most Changed Member :

Sexiest Poster wearing a monocle :

Mar 31, 2014#2

Ravenpoe

I'm just going to go ahead and fill in the most obvious answer.

Anonymous said:
Dearly Missed Member : @North_Ranger

Mar 31, 2014#3

Chad Sexington

Best Advice Giver: I've been helped out and proffered help by a lot of people here, personally, but plenty of people show up to help out when someone reaches out. This one is tough.

Funniest Poster: Damn. @GasBandit definitely makes me grin; fellow can turn a phrase.

Most Underrated Poster: @General Specific and his excellent taste in music.

Dearly Missed Member: @North_Ranger

Best Halforums Couple: Far and away I nominate @Dirona and @Eriol even though they won't come see me.

Sexiest Poster wearing a monocle: Hm, maybe I should get a monocle...

Mar 31, 2014#4

Jay

Best Advice Giver : @PatrThom . Without a doubt. I love this man to a fault. He's a solid poster and on top of all that he helps me EACH AND EVERY time I need something new for my PC and whatnot. I hope to use his services at year's end on my new computer rig, it's been 3 years, I'm due as he's due to his awesome recognition in that sub-forum. Kudos man. <3

Funniest Poster : @Frank . His posts always manage to make me laugh. His wrestling comments are vintage Frank.

Most Underrated Poster : @Chad Sexington . He's a great guy despite the fact he probably faked an illness to avoid meeting me. His contributions to Halforums are noteworthy.

Best New Comer : @Celt Z . She's been a pretty solid addition to this forum and worthy of notice. Her posts are intelligent, thoughtful and they contribute to this forum. Not only that, she also has a huge set.... of sketches I hope to to take advantage of at some point... particularly for a drawing for my daughter and me. <3 Welcome to the forums!

Dearly Missed Member : @North_Ranger . This isn't even a debate. RIP dude. Much love.

Most Controversial Poster : @ThatNickGuy . You're too emotional man. Take a chill pill and come to Montreal and have a few beers/poutine with me. You need it.

Best Halforums Couple : @LittleKagsin and @heatherling . Let's be honest, this is my dream team. A photo-shoot of these two awesome ladies in cosplay! :eek:

Most Dedicated Member (cannot be Dave if you choose Dave - because Dave is awesome ) : @stienman . For all his work during the holidays for the gift exchange. Much respect.

Most Changed Member : @Chazwozel . He used to be a pretty huge dick. No offense, good Sir. But since his return, he's been a solid guy in my books and I hope this continues long term. He's a great poster when he wants to be. Would love to have a beer with him in RL (while the Habs been the Pens in the playoffs...)

Sexiest Poster wearing a monocle : @HCGLNS . Hobo with a monocle!

Mar 31, 2014#5

ThatNickGuy

Jay said:
Most Controversial Poster : @ThatNickGuy . You're too emotional man. Take a chill pill and come to Montreal and have a few beers/poutine with me. You need it.

Fine. I'll do everyone the favour and leave.

Mar 31, 2014#6

Chad Sexington

Jay said:
Most Underrated Poster : @Chad Sexington . He's a great guy despite the fact he probably faked an illness to avoid meeting me. His contributions to Halforums are noteworthy.

I am simultaneously offended and flattered. Offlattered.[DOUBLEPOST=1396314079,1396314046][/DOUBLEPOST]

ThatNickGuy said:
Fine. I'll do everyone the favour and leave.

Seriously hoping this is an ironic joke...

Mar 31, 2014#7

Celt Z

Jay said:
Best New Comer : @Celt Z . She's been a pretty solid addition to this forum and worthy of notice. Her posts are intelligent, thoughtful and they contribute to this forum. Not only that, she also has a huge set.... of sketches I hope to to take advantage of at some point... particularly for a drawing for my daughter and me. <3 Welcome to the forums!

You can totally take advantage of my sketches anytime. :unibrow:

Mar 31, 2014#8

Ravenpoe

Chad Sexington said:
Seriously hoping this is an ironic joke...

Ditto

Mar 31, 2014#9

Celt Z

I don't think I've been an active member long enough to really fill out this form with any authority, so I'm just going to say this: I'm really glad I de-lurked, and being able to interact with you guys gets me through my day. This place has a lot of character (or is it characters?). :heart:

Mar 31, 2014#10

Zappit

Dearly Missed is @North_Ranger. There is no discussion. Hell, we should name the damn award after him.

Gotta think about the other ones...

Mar 31, 2014#11

GasBandit

Spoilered for not influencing later votes.

Best Advice Giver : This is a really tough one to nail down. We have so many people who are highly competent in so many and varied fields of expertise. For my part, it's pretty much a tie between PatrThom, MindDetective, OC, Frank and Stienman. But that's probably because any time I look for advice, it's usually on the topic of tech or law enforcement.

Funniest Poster : Hrmmmm... I appreciate the nod, and I'd be lying if I didn't say I do my best to be funniest in certain threads... but it's gauche to vote for yourself. I'd say I generally find Adam the most consistently entertaining. Frank's a close second, but he already got a nod for advice.

Most Underrated Poster : Hrm, that's a tough one. There's so many of us that when I try to think of usernames (which is tough because usually I remember people by avatar, WHICH THEY CHANGE ALL THE TIME UGH), obviously I'm not thinking of "underrated" ones. What does it mean to be underrated? That you don't get the recognition you merit? I don't know. There are lots of great posters here, but how do you gauge recognition? The members lists don't really help because they're really just a function of time more than anything.

Best New Comer : Well, I half-jokingly say it, but the immediate name that jumps to mind is, of course, Naiwen - her views range from agreeable to insane, and I'm still not convinced she's actually a real person, but you have to admit she has set tongues wagging.

Dearly Missed Member : I know everybody is still missing North_Ranger pretty hard, but if you ask me, I think we've been pining for Shegokigo a lot longer - perhaps all the moreso because it's actually possible for her to return.

Most Controversial Poster : Continues to be Charlie, obviously.

Best Halforums Couple : Jay and Kags. HEYOO.

Most Dedicated Member (cannot be Dave if you choose Dave - because Dave is awesome ) : Well, obviously this can't go anywhere but to Dave. Without him there wouldn't be a halforums, and when Kurtz set us all adrift we might have simply just moved on, gone our separate ways and maybe once in a while run into each other in some distant subreddit one day.

Most Changed Member : I'm gonna say Gilgamesh. I find interacting with him much more engaging than I did Jiarn, even if he still does click "funny" on 90% of what I say seriously.

Sexiest Poster wearing a monocle : Need pics before I can really judge this one.

Mar 31, 2014#12

Chad Sexington

Celt Z said:
You can totally take advantage of my sketches anytime.

Whoa whoa whoa, are you selling.... sketches... for nominations? 'Cause I can be bought.

Mar 31, 2014#13

Charlie Don't Surf

what the fuck are you talking about, this is absolutely a popularity contest

Mar 31, 2014#14

HCGLNS

Quite right ol'chap!

Mar 31, 2014#15

DarkAudit

Charlie Don't Surf said:
what the fuck are you talking about, this is absolutely a popularity contest

Apr 1, 2014#16

Ravenpoe

Charlie Don't Surf said:
what the fuck are you talking about, this is absolutely a popularity contest

If that was true, I'd have more votes.

...

My mom says I'm popular!

Apr 1, 2014#17

WasabiPoptart

Apr 1, 2014#18

Far

Chad Sexington said:
Best Halforums Couple: Far

Chad Sexington said:
and away I nominate @Dirona and @Eriol even though they won't come see me.

That's what I get for half paying attention to what I'm reading.

Apr 1, 2014#19

Frank

Best Advice Giver : @Frank He's never wrong.
Funniest Poster : @Frank He's always funny.
Most Underrated Poster : @Frank Everyone's always underestimating how awesome he his.
Best New Comer : @Frank He came very recently.
Dearly Missed Member : @Frank Every time he doesn't post in a thread.
Most Controversial Poster : @Frank Every time he posts an opinion there's a fight over how right he is.
Best Halforums Couple : @Frank and @Frank They're amazingly gorgeous together.
Most Dedicated Member (cannot be Dave if you choose Dave - because Dave is awesome ) : @Frank Without him, I wouldn't be here.
Most Changed Member : @Frank I didn't think he could be better then he was at the beginning, but he keeps surprising me.
Sexiest Poster wearing a monocle : @Frank He's so sexy, he attaches two monocles together and hangs them on his ears.

Best Advice Giver : For me, totally Pat man. His computer advice here is legendary.

Funniest Poster : Poe almost always makes me laugh in his posts. Jay's mastery of the gif is a close second.

Most Underrated Poster : I don't think anybody here is really underrated. Everyone is rated. And judged. Specifically.

Best New Comer : Yoshi...? Nah, he's been here too long to be considered new. If Naiwen kept it up it would totally be her. She really shook the place up even if you were all SUPER mean to her. All she did was hate you, where you lived and everything you stand for. Give her a break.

Dearly Missed Member : Obvious answer is obvious. Icarus, natch.

Most Controversial Poster : Charlie for sure, every time he posts, a thread is derailed to pile on top of him.

Best Halforums Couple : Jay and Adam fersher.

Most Dedicated Member (cannot be Dave if you choose Dave - because Dave is awesome ) : You have to put that caveat there because there is no one near as dedicated as Dave. So... I really don't know. Everyone who stuck around for so long. Cop out answer. It's actually kind of unfair to Dave. It's like having a fastest man on Earth race and saying, "Not you Flash, you're too fast for the fastest man on Earth race." and then awarding it to Quicksilver and having a big Fastest Man on Earth Parade in Flash's hometown for Quicksilver. Dave is that fastest man on Earth. Look, what I'm trying to say is Dave is a premature ejaculator.

Most Changed Member : Yoshi, he almost seems like a normal human being now. ALMOST. Maybe modern unbanned Chaz. He's pretty chill.

Sexiest Poster wearing a monocle : I need to see the what kind of top hat they'd be wearing first.

Apr 1, 2014#20

General Specific

Most Underrated Poster : I don't think anybody here is really underrated. Everyone is rated. And judged. Specifically.

I'm counting that as a vote for me!

Best Advice Giver : @Cajungal
Funniest Poster : @Chad Sexington
Most Underrated Poster : @Zappit
Best New Comer : @Celt Z
Dearly Missed Member : @North_Ranger
Most Controversial Poster : @Charlie Don't Surf
Best Halforums Couple : Myself and @dill616 Because if I don't vote for us, no one will

Most Dedicated Member (cannot be Dave if you choose Dave - because Dave is awesome ) : @Gusto
Most Changed Member : @GasBandit He seemed to me like a politically charged guy for a long time, but he has calmed down a lot as of late
Sexiest Poster wearing a monocle : Please PM me tasteful pictures for consideration in this category (Nudes will not be considered, just saved to my special folder)

Apr 1, 2014#21

Cajungal

I'm the overly soft mom who hands out orange slices at the end of the game and tells you you're all winners. Because you have all improved my mood at some point.

Apr 1, 2014#22

Espy

So here's the deal guys. The Mods and Dave (Dave and the Mods? I think thats our new band name) discussed this thread after viewing it and some reporting.

We are going to leave it up with this caveat: Do not use ANY of the categories as an opportunity to make someone feel bad or to shame them.

If you do we will shut this entire thing down. I'm already disappointed about some of the stuff posted in here. I like to think we are better than that. Prove me right.

I'm going top post this in the main post as well so everyone sees it.

Apr 1, 2014#23

Ravenpoe

Frank said:
Funniest Poster : Poe almost always makes me laugh in his posts.

Someone voted for m-... wait, almost?!

Apr 1, 2014#24

Bubble181

Best Advice Giver : Really depends. On technical matters, PatrThom and stienman. On philosophic matters, perhaps MindDetective... On psychological issues...Grue.

Funniest Poster : I really don't know. Plenty of funny folk here, and usually not by "jokes" but by either puns or just witty comebacks. Perhaps Emrys.

Most Underrated Poster : How'm I supposed to know how high other people rate each other? I'm tempted to go for... errr....

Best New Comer : Celt Z seems like a clear win.

Dearly Missed Member : I know Ranger's the obvious and necessary winner, but I'll throw in my €0.02 for JCM as runner-up. Imagine Ranger'd just walked away disgusted after some discussion, and think who you'd miss most...Well, okay, perhaps still Ranger, but anyway. JCM.

Most Controversial Poster : A bit of a toss-up, but with Chaz's (at least apparent) more relaxed attitude and GasBandit's mellowing in non-political threads, I'm going tohave to give this to Charlie.

Best Halforums Couple : Emrys and LittleKagsin. ....What, no slashfanfic alowed? eh

Dill and general Specific.

Most Dedicated Member (cannot be Dave if you choose Dave - because Dave is awesome ) : Dedicated to who or what? Amourous Eyes, perhaps - though so much of what she does is behind the screens, she could be gone and it'd be days before the servers crashed down around Dave. Any of the long-term mod staff, really.

Most Changed Member : Chaz or GasBandit, but since Chaz's is more of a good note instead of a sad note, Chaz.

Sexiest Poster wearing a monocle : Doomweasel #2.542. No, wait, that's "cute". I'm fairl sure the one who could most sexily pull of some sort of monocle cosplay would be Kags, though.

Apr 1, 2014#25

blotsfan

Best Advice Giver : @Steinman

Funniest Poster : @GasBandit

Most Underrated Poster : @jwhouk

Best New Comer : @Celtz

Dearly Missed Member : other than the obvious, @Shegokigo

Most Controversial Poster : @CharlieDontSurf

Best Halforums Couple : Yeah, I cant keep track of which of you are together

Most Dedicated Member (cannot be Dave if you choose Dave - because Dave is awesome ) : I dunno...Dave is the pretty clear answer here

Apr 1, 2014#26

Frank

Espy said:
Green Mod Text

Sorry.

NO OFFENSE WAS INTENDED TO ANYONE.

Except Dave, he's the Flash.

Too much trying to be funny on my part.

Apr 1, 2014#27

LittleKagsin

GasBandit said:
Most Underrated Poster : Hrm, that's a tough one. There's so many of us that when I try to think of usernames (which is tough because usually I remember people by avatar, WHICH THEY CHANGE ALL THE TIME UGH)

*ahem* My bad.

At least it's always a picture of my face?

Apr 1, 2014#28

Dave

LittleKagsin said:
*ahem* My bad.

At least it's always a picture of my face?

Better than a picture of mine, amirite?

Apr 1, 2014#29

PatrThom

Espy said:
Do not use ANY of the categories as an opportunity to make someone feel bad or to shame them.[...] I'm already disappointed about some of the stuff posted in here.

Huh. That's a shame.

My answers were not extensively researched, so if you don't see your name in a category you feel you deserve, then you must know something about yourself that I apparently don't.

Best Advice Giver : @stienman
Because he does his best to give advice which is genuinely useful and helpful, regardless of the topic(s) being discussed.
Honorable mention: @Chad Sexington, for being one of the more entertaining advice givers.

Funniest Poster : @Zappit
This was the one I struggled with most, but finally settled on the above, just for the comics.

Most Underrated Poster : @Bowielee
...for being globally ignored since 1975.
Honorable mention goes to @ThatNickGuy for not believing/accepting how much he contributes. Dude wrote a book. I wrote a 25-page paper, once.

Best New Comer : @Celt Z, for not being intimidated by the collective consciousness.
Narrowly beating out @Yoshimickster for the position.

Dearly Missed Member : Came down to @North_Ranger, @Shegokigo, or @Element 117, we will go with North_Ranger for sheer sentimentality.

Most Controversial Poster : @Charlie Don't Surf
Excluding the trolls, this came down to a fight between just a handful of forumites, but oddsmakers gave Charlie the shortest odds for a reason.

Best Halforums Couple : The adventures of @Adam and @Jay.

Most Dedicated Member (cannot be Dave if you choose Dave - because Dave is awesome ) : @GasBandit
For sticking to his guns.

Most Changed Member : @Chazwozel
For learning the importance of, "I'm sorry."

Sexiest Poster wearing a monocle : @LittleKagsin

Amrite?

--Patrick
EDIT: Had to go back in and replace some things the board kept deleting due to <USER> tags not working as expected.

Apr 1, 2014#30

GasBandit

LittleKagsin said:
*ahem* My bad.

At least it's always a picture of my face?

It's like there's a new lady on halforums every week, but we lost last week's new lady.

But yeah, at least your avatar is always you. And there have been others whose avatars were variations on a theme. These are not the people to which I was referring. And it was not meant to be a dire pronouncement either.

Apr 1, 2014#31

LittleKagsin

Dave said:
Better than a picture of mine, amirite?

I, personally, would rather see ERRBODY'S face. It's probably why I'm okay having my avi be me - so people can put a face with the name. And then if I change my avatar often (which I do, OH, I do) people won't be so confused because it's still my face.

PatrThom said:
Sexiest Poster wearing a monocle : @LittleKagsin
View attachment 14371
Amrite?

--Patrick

Um, YES PLEASE!

Can I vy for being sexiest poster wearing a monocle??[DOUBLEPOST=1396364314,1396364264][/DOUBLEPOST]

GasBandit said:
It's like there's a new lady on halforums every week, but we lost last week's new lady. But yeah, at least your avatar is always you. And there have been others whose avatars were variations on a theme. These are not the people to which I was referring. And it was not meant to be a dire pronouncement either.

Good to know.

Apr 1, 2014#32

Piotyr

Hey, I've had my face as my avatar for months now...

Apr 1, 2014#33

PatrThom

Piotyr said:
Hey, I've had my face as my avatar for months now...

My avatar has always been my face, and I've never changed it.

What?

--Patrick

Apr 1, 2014#34

Chad Sexington

Best New Comer: @Celt Z has to make this cut, and no, I swear it's not because I said I could be bought.

Most Dedicated Member (cannot be Dave if you choose Dave - because Dave is awesome): @stienman He just keeps on pumping out future Halforumites; without him, the future of the board would be a dark one.

Apr 1, 2014#35

General Specific

My avatar is NOT my face, but I've never changed it either.

Apr 1, 2014#36

Bubble181

LittleKagsin said:
Can I vy for being sexiest poster wearing a monocle??

Since you already have two votes and are currently in the lead....

PatrThom said:
Honorable mention goes to @ThatNickGuy for not believing/accepting how much he contributes. Dude wrote a book. I wrote a 25-page paper, once.

Exactly this would also have been my answer in this category, had I given a serious answer.

Also, in case anyone missed it, that's still an owl in my avatar.

Apr 1, 2014#37

Chad Sexington

General Specific said:
Funniest Poster : @Chad Sexington

Haha what? Flattery!

General Specific said:
Sexiest Poster wearing a monocle : Please PM me tasteful pictures for consideration in this category (Nudes will not be considered, just saved to my special folder)

Duly... duly noted.

PatrThom said:
Honorable mention: @Chad Sexington, for being one of the more entertaining advice givers.

What?

Apr 1, 2014#38

PatrThom

Chad Sexington said:
What?

https://www.halforums.com/threads/c...s-manifests-by-asking-himself-anything.30351/
https://www.halforums.com/threads/sex-questions-and-concerns-let-me-help-you.30359/
...and so on.

--Patrick

Apr 1, 2014#39

Celt Z

Jay said:
Not only that, she also has a huge set.... of sketches I hope to to take advantage of at some point...

Chad Sexington said:
Whoa whoa whoa, are you selling.... sketches... for nominations? 'Cause I can be bought.

Celt Z said:
You can totally take advantage of my sketches anytime.

I can see how things can go awry quickly...

Apr 1, 2014#40

Krisken

You're all funny. You all get the award.

Apr 1, 2014#41

Chad Sexington

Y chromosomes and puerile senses of humour?[DOUBLEPOST=1396368081,1396367920][/DOUBLEPOST]In particular I like that I am silently giddy and crushed.

Apr 1, 2014#42

Jay

Celt Z said:
I can see how things can go awry quickly...

View attachment 14372

Dem sketches.

Apr 1, 2014#43

Emrys

Celt Z said:
I can see how things can go awry quickly...

View attachment 14372

I love how you've got Chad waving his little fists next to his face like a kid on Christmas morning. It makes the scene where you crush their spirits all that funnier.

Apr 1, 2014#44

Chad Sexington

Emrys said:
I love how you've got Chad waving his little fists next to his face like a kid on Christmas morning. It makes the scene where you crush their spirits all that funnier.

I never get to see

sketches

Apr 1, 2014#45

Emrys

You poor baby.

Apr 1, 2014#46

Ravenpoe

Hey guys...

You guys...

Are we talking about boobies?

Apr 1, 2014#47

Dave

What thread doesn't eventually talk about boobies?

Apr 1, 2014#48

Jay

What's for dinner

Apr 1, 2014#49

GasBandit

Aaand now the song is stuck in my head.

Apr 1, 2014#50

Celt Z

Emrys said:
It makes the scene where you crush their spirits all that funnier.

It's what I live for! :awesome:

And if they keep talking about boobs, next time I'm drawing Dave like one of Jack's French girls.

Apr 1, 2014#51

drifter

Celt Z said:
And if they keep talking about boobs, next time I'm drawing Dave like one of Jack's French girls.

Apr 1, 2014#52

Fun Size

And you don't even have to censor it, because the hooties droop right off the frame.

Apr 1, 2014#53

Emrys

Celt Z said:
It's what I live for! And if they keep talking about boobs, next time I'm drawing Dave like one of Jack's French girls.

I think you should do that anyway.

Apr 1, 2014#54

Celt Z

drifter said:

"Duvall" is French, isn't it?

[DOUBLEPOST=1396383993,1396383553][/DOUBLEPOST]Don't worry Dave, I promise it'll be nice and classy-like

Possibly NSFW, by the way

Apr 1, 2014#55

Cheesy1

Celt Z said:
Don't worry Dave, I promise it'll be nice and classy-like

Possibly NSFW, by the way

Apr 1, 2014#56

Dave

That's exactly how I look, too. Only I'm not as hairy.

Or thin.

Or swarthy.

Apr 1, 2014#57

HCGLNS

Celt Z? Celt Zee? Celtzee? Keltsie! Ooh that's clever!

Apr 1, 2014#58

Celt Z

HCGLNS said:
Celt Z? Celt Zee? Celtzee? Keltsie! Ooh that's clever!

?

Actually, the "Z" stood for "zombie", from a long-defunct account that was used like a pre-Facebook thing to chat with friends who were out-of-state. And I find zombies funny, as you can see here.

Apr 1, 2014#59

HCGLNS

Celt Z said:
?

Actually, the "Z" stood for "zombie", from a long-defunct account that was used like a pre-Facebook thing to chat with friends who were out-of-state. And I find zombies funny, as you can see here.

Oooh you're cauldron born!

Apr 1, 2014#60

Adam

Anonymous said:
Best Halforums Couple :

*swoon*

Apr 1, 2014#61

Celt Z

HCGLNS said:
Oooh you're cauldron born!

Shhhhh... don't tell The Horned King where I am! It was hard enough getting "extended family leave" from that group!

Apr 1, 2014#62

HCGLNS

I just bought a new boxed set of those stories! My originals were never returned after I lent them out to a young relative ....

Apr 1, 2014#63

Ravenpoe

Dave said:
That's exactly how I look, too. Only I'm not as hairy.

Because I know everyone is curious, and because I am sadistic, I will reveal that I am exactly that hairy.

Apr 1, 2014#64

Emrys

Apr 1, 2014#65

ThatNickGuy

Chad Sexington said:
Seriously hoping this is an ironic joke...

It wasn't. I went as far as logging out and deleting the quick link tab and everything. But I've also had a bad couple of days and depression's not been kind to me.

Just living up to what Jay said about me, I guess.

Apr 1, 2014#66

bhamv3

ThatNickGuy said:
It wasn't. I went as far as logging out and deleting the quick link tab and everything. But I've also had a bad couple of days and depression's not been kind to me.

Just living up to what Jay said about me, I guess.

Well, I for one am glad you're still around. Wouldn't be the same without Dill the Detective, prom night jokes, and Superman.

Apr 1, 2014#67

Jay

Adam said:
View attachment 14387*swoon*

Good times man, good times.

Apr 2, 2014#68

Shegokigo

PatrThom said:
Dearly Missed Member : Came down to @North_Ranger, @Shegokigo, or @Element 117, we will go with North_Ranger for sheer sentimentality.

blotsfan said:
Dearly Missed Member : other than the obvious, @Shegokigo

Checking my "alerts" and I saw these two, trust me, the missing is mutual. I did think about the forums alot and will talk about it in a singular thread to keep it condensed.

Apr 2, 2014#69

Chad Sexington

Shegokigo said:
Checking my "alerts" and I saw these two, trust me, the missing is mutual. I did think about the forums alot and will talk about it in a singular thread to keep it condensed.

Welcome back! What a pleasant surprise, seeing that green avatar. Despite the absence, it's so immediately recognisable. Good to see it/you.

Apr 2, 2014#70

Officer_Charon

Best Advice Giver : While I've never had the chance to avail myself of his advice, @PatrThom's computer/tech advice is the stuff of legends. The man is a veritable font of information, and everyone here ought to know it.

Funniest Poster : Hmmm.... while there's a great deal of y'all who never fail to scratch the itch for funny, I'm gonna have to go with @Ravenpoe. Closely followed by @Jay.

Most Underrated Poster : (it trimmed my original post, dammit.) I'm putting ThatNickGuy in here. The man constantly underrates himself, and the effect his posts have on others. You can't share grief with someone, even over Vent, and not have it leave a deep impression. Chad Sexington would be another... I like Chad, and I think that he consistently brings the funny, even when he's blue.

Best New Comer : Say what you will, @Naiwen shakes things up. And @Celt Z is proving herself to be a fantastic new (re)addition to our group.

@North_Ranger award: This award has already been named. There's no question who takes the prize here, and for very specific reasons... Miss you, brother. @Shegokigo, despite her temporary return, will continue to be missed until we can land her her own satellite connection. @Element 117 I miss greatly, and wish I still had contact with.

Most Controversial Poster : While I will probably not ever be on the same side of an argument with him, and he can definitely get a rise out of me, I cannot deny that @Charlie Don't Surf keeps things from stagnating.

Best Halforums Couple : @LittleKagsin/@heatherling, for the Cosplay connection - I agree, a photoshoot between the two of them would be awesome. But the bromance of @Adam and @Jay cannot be denied!

@Dave award (cannot be Dave if you choose Dave - because Dave is awesome ) : Again, the award namer is obvious, so in order to make sure that he gets recognized AND someone is nominated, I would state @GasBandit. Say what you will - and many of you do - he's part of the solid core of folks here, always on the Rogue's Gallery, and always ready with an opinion or something solid to say, even in the wake of staggering personal loss.

Most Changed Member : I've always enjoyed @Chazwozel's scathing commentary, despite it rubbing many folks the wrong way. His return has heralded a more reserved, more tactical approach, rather than his carpet-bombing style of yore. Frankly, I'm just glad he's still here.

Sexiest Poster wearing a monocle : Possibly a Ladies of Halforums calendar? :unibrow:

We could do a Men of Halforums one too, come to that... *grins*

Apr 2, 2014#71

LittleKagsin

Officer_Charon said:
Sexiest Poster wearing a monocle : Possibly a Ladies of Halforums calendar? We could do a Men of Halforums one too, come to that... *grins*

OOhh, what month would I be??

Apr 2, 2014#72

Officer_Charon

LittleKagsin said:
OOhh, what month would I be??

This is open for discussion. :unibrow:

Probably something summery, I should think...

Apr 2, 2014#73

Shegokigo

/cliche I call October!

Apr 2, 2014#74

Cheesy1

My sexy ass claims January!

Apr 2, 2014#75

Piotyr

Might want to spoiler that. I think your beaver might be showing.

Apr 2, 2014#76

GasBandit

Ah, almost! heh. Beaver tails aren't ringed.

Apr 2, 2014#77

Officer_Charon

Then Cheesy might want to see a doctor...

Apr 2, 2014#78

ThatNickGuy

If he combines that with his leprechaun outfit, does that mean he's attained his final form?

Apr 2, 2014#79

Ravenpoe

Cheesy1 said:
My sexy ass claims January!
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I did it all for the tanooki?

Apr 2, 2014#80

Celt Z

Cheesy1 said:
My sexy ass claims January!
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That's all well and good, but you're missing the monocle!

Apr 2, 2014#81

LittleKagsin

Officer_Charon said:
This is open for discussion.

Probably something summery, I should think...

As long as I can wear my Candy Cane swimsuit I'll be happy!

Apr 2, 2014#82

Officer_Charon

LittleKagsin said:
As long as I can wear my Candy Cane swimsuit I'll be happy!

....... Asuka?

Apr 2, 2014#83

LittleKagsin

Officer_Charon said:
....... Asuka?

No. Not at all. It's a vintage pin-up swimsuit - one piece, but it is red and white striped like Asuka's.

Apr 2, 2014#84

Emrys

Sweetie, are you making sure you hand out the paper towels, because you're making the boys drool?

Apr 2, 2014#85

GasBandit

Seems to me a lot of these threads are having a pattern in their course and reactions lately...

Apr 2, 2014#86

LittleKagsin

Emrys said:
Sweetie, are you making sure you hand out the paper towels, because you're making the boys drool?

But, but it's so cute! :heart:

I can't help but talk about it. I'll post pic's someday...

Apr 2, 2014#87

Emrys

LittleKagsin said:
But, but it's so cute! I can't help but talk about it. I'll post pic's someday...

<sigh> I'll get the towels ready.

Apr 2, 2014#88

LittleKagsin

GasBandit said:
Seems to me a lot of these threads are having a pattern in their course and reactions lately...

Is it my fault? I feel like it's my fault. I think this is why I stay quiet most of the time.

Also, I love WaveYa - Raye and I are learning some of their dances. (YooHoo in particular)

Apr 2, 2014#89

GasBandit

LittleKagsin said:
Is it my fault? I feel like it's my fault. I think this is why I stay quiet most of the time.

Also, I love WaveYa - Raye and I are learning some of their dances. (YooHoo in particular)

Just don't get mobbed and trampled over by a tidal wave of the suddenly pubescent.

Apr 2, 2014#90

Bubble181

Emrys said:
Sweetie, are you making sure you hand out the paper towels, because you're making the boys drool?

Look, my queen, I feel there's some bits of biology you may need some more education over. You see, in this sort of situations, while paper tissues may indeed be used/needed, it isn't quite because of drool. :ninja:

Apr 2, 2014#91

jwhouk

Best Advice Giver : @PatrThom

Funniest Poster : @Dave

Most Underrated Poster : Modesty Forbids.

Best New Comer : @Celt Z

@North_Ranger Memorial Award : Believe it or not, @Crone (aka Amy).

Most Controversial Poster : @CharlieDon'tSurf - AINEC.

Best Halforums Couple : I can't believe no one mentioned @GeneralSpecific and @dill616!

Most Dedicated Member (cannot be Dave if you choose Dave - because Dave is awesome ) : Geez, so many... I'm going to go with @GasBandit.

Most Changed Member : @Chazwozel.

Sexiest Poster wearing a monocle : I don't know, because he keeps changing his screen name!

Apr 2, 2014#92

Officer_Charon

GasBandit said:
Just don't get mobbed and trampled over by a tidal wave of the suddenly pubescent.

... Suddenly?

Apr 2, 2014#93

GasBandit

Officer_Charon said:
... Suddenly?

As in, they were but boys minutes ago, but upon observation of this stimulus, balls were dropped, hormones gushed, and...

(crossposted from the funny pictures thread)

Apr 2, 2014#94

Bubble181

jwhouk said:
Best Halforums Couple : I can't believe no one mentioned @GeneralSpecific and @dill616!

Ok, so my posts really are invisible to other people, right? I figured as much :'(

Apr 2, 2014#95

PatrThom

jwhouk said:
@North_Ranger Memorial Award : Believe it or not, @Crone (aka Amy).

I am under the impression that "Crone" became @Element 117. Someone please correct me if I am wrong.

--Patrick

Apr 2, 2014#96

Officer_Charon

She did, and not too long after that happened, she migrated away... or at least stopped posting.

Apr 3, 2014#97

Celt Z

Officer_Charon said:
Possibly a Ladies of Halforums calendar? We could do a Men of Halforums one too, come to that... *grins*

I kinda wish this was a real thing, even if it's only a thread topic. I had an idea for a photo that might be fun! (albeit slightly labor-intensive)

Apr 3, 2014#98

BananaHands

Best Advice Giver : WasabiPoptart gets my pick, but I think it's because her avatar is Joan and I read all of her posts in Joan's voice. Or @Espy because I like getting my advice from a cigarette smoking baby.

Funniest Poster : Emrys because her solution is always 'doom weasels'.

Most Underrated Poster : Bones is a swell guy and I don't think he hears that enough.

Best New Comer : Celt Z is my pick. She seems to have assimilated nicely. One of us! One of us!

Dearly Missed Member : Aside from the obvious, SeraRelm and her snark. ;-;

Most Controversial Poster : Charlie Don't Surf for obvious reasons, but I still <3 him.

Best Halforums Couple : GasBandit and @Charlie Don't Surf are my OTP.

Most Dedicated Member (cannot be Dave if you choose Dave - because Dave is awesome ) : Adam has a lot of stuff going on in his life and he always posts regularly. Thumbs up.

Most Changed Member : ??? I don't know Jay because he's doing the fatherhood thing now.

Sexiest Poster wearing a monocle : Sir Chad Sexington

Apr 3, 2014#99

Bones

BananaHands said:
Most Underrated Poster : Bones is a swell guy and I don't think he hears that enough.

me? I dont bare any worth mentioning. I am just one of the resident anime goofs and a general man-child.

Apr 3, 2014#100

Emrys

Bones said:
me? I dont bare any worth mentioning. I am just the resident anime goof and general man-child.

And for that, we love you like a brother.

Apr 3, 2014#101

Adam

BananaHands said:
Most Dedicated Member (cannot be Dave if you choose Dave - because Dave is awesome ) : Adam has a lot of stuff going on in his life and he always posts regularly. Thumbs up.

Hah, I figured everyone was tired of my whining

Thanks BH,

Apr 3, 2014#102

Emrys

Jay said:
What's for dinner

Now you jinxed it. I hope you're happy.[DOUBLEPOST=1396549591,1396549452][/DOUBLEPOST]

LittleKagsin said:
OOhh, what month would I be??

June, July and August. Do you think these guys are going to let you off with less?

Apr 3, 2014#103

ThatNickGuy

Adam said:
Hah, I figured everyone was tired of my whining ,

Apr 3, 2014#104

LittleKagsin

Emrys said:
June, July and August. Do you think these guys are going to let you off with less?

I'm on board with this.

Apr 3, 2014#105

Emrys

LittleKagsin said:
I'm on board with this.

<sigh> I'm going to need more towels.

Apr 3, 2014#106

LittleKagsin

Emrys said:
<sigh> I'm going to need more towels.

You should start buying in bulk.

Apr 3, 2014#107

Chad Sexington

Emrys said:
<sigh> I'm going to need more towels.

Am I missing something with these towel references?

Apr 3, 2014#108

Emrys

Chad Sexington said:
Am I missing something with these towel references?

You?! You have to ask this question?

Oh, cheri, we need to talk...

Apr 3, 2014#109

Officer_Charon

Maybe this frood is just not hoopy enough...

Apr 3, 2014#110

Emrys

Officer_Charon said:
Maybe this frood is just not hoopy enough...

You too? Or are you referring to @Chad Sexington?

Apr 3, 2014#111

Dave

Hint:

Apr 3, 2014#112

Chad Sexington

I just meant, it keeps popping up in threads, was there an origin or has it just happened to be prevalent today?

Apr 3, 2014#113

LittleKagsin

Chad Sexington said:
I just meant, it keeps popping up in threads, was there an origin or has it just happened to be prevalent today?

It's recent. Like yesterday and today.

It's just Emrys teasing me. =^^=

Apr 3, 2014#114

Piotyr

Most Underrated Poster: Anyone that hasn't been mentioned yet. Once you get mentioned, you are no longer on the list.

Apr 3, 2014#115

Emrys

Chad Sexington said:
I just meant, it keeps popping up in threads, was there an origin or has it just happened to be prevalent today?

It's just Emrys being a doorknob.

Apr 3, 2014#116

GasBandit

Emrys said:
It's just Emrys being a doorknob.

Often twisted and slightly unsanitary?

(I know the real answer)

Apr 3, 2014#117

Emrys

GasBandit said:
Often twisted and slightly unsanitary?

(I know the real answer)

We have a winner!

Apr 3, 2014#118

Celt Z

Emrys said:
<sigh> I'm going to need more towels.

Speaking of which, is Docseverin still around? Because....You know.... he'd probably make a nice month...

....uh.....
......
......

*ahem*
:oops:

Apr 3, 2014#119

GasBandit

Celt Z said:
Speaking of which, is Docseverin still around? Because....You know.... he'd probably make a nice month...

....uh.....
......
......

*ahem*

I betcha Doc has a V.

Apr 3, 2014#120

drifter

Celt Z said:
Speaking of which, is Docseverin still around? Because....You know.... he'd probably make a nice month...

....uh.....
......
......

*ahem*

You're welcome.

Apr 3, 2014#121

LittleKagsin

Celt Z said:
Speaking of which, is Docseverin still around? Because....You know.... he'd probably make a nice month...

....uh.....
......
......

*ahem*

I'll steal pictures from his Facebook for you! Don't worry, I got your back.

(What, no, they're not for me too! Just for her, I promise! :ninja:

)

Apr 3, 2014#122

mikerc

Best Advice Giver : What, you think I'm taking afvice from you knuckleheads?

Funniest Poster : Bhamv3. Even if he is beating me in HalSoccer
Most Underrated Poster : This place just wouldn't be Halforums without ThatNickGuy
Best New Comer : I sometimes forget that CeltZ hasn't been posting since forever
Dearly Missed Member : With the obvious exception of North Ranger, ZenMonkey
Best Halforums Couple : HCGLNS / Squidleybits (when she can drag him away from CivClicker)
Most Dedicated Member (cannot be Dave if you choose Dave - because Dave is awesome ) : Bubble181 single-handedly provides 90% of all ratings
Most Changed Member : Most changed how? LittleKagsin has probably changed her avy the most.
Sexiest Poster wearing a monocle : Emrys. Well okay, not so much sexiest as cutest. And not so much Emrys as the Doomies. Because in my head they all wear little top hats and monocles.

Apr 3, 2014#123

jwhouk

Oh. 4/2. Gotcha.

Apr 3, 2014#124

Bubble181

Yay! A mention! Now I don't need that "underrated" anymore, thanks

Also, I think Doc Severin and Kags need to do a team-up picture for July or August. Y'know, a pool picture. I think it'd be beneficial to all parties involved.

Apr 3, 2014#125

Jay

Who's that fluffer?

Apr 3, 2014#126

LittleKagsin

Bubble181 said:
Also, I think Doc Severin and Kags need to do a team-up picture for July or August. Y'know, a pool picture. I think it'd be beneficial to all parties involved.

If I must. I'll take one for the team.

Apr 3, 2014#127

Cheesy1

And by "take one" she means . . .

. . . I'll leave well enough alone . . .

Apr 3, 2014#128

LittleKagsin

Cheesy1 said:
And by "take one" she means . . .

. . . I'll leave well enough alone . . .

Apr 3, 2014#129

Bubble181

Ok, so I was just walking through the halls of my memory castle (aka, lazing about looking at the ceiling) thinking aboutt hese rewards, and suddenly I had a thought: what the heck happened to HowDroll? When or how did she disappear, or did I miss something? :confused:

Apr 3, 2014#130

drifter

Last I recall she was crazy busy juggling grad school and her job (running a small business, I think?).

Apr 3, 2014#131

ThatNickGuy

mroosc1979 said:
Most Underrated Poster : This place just wouldn't be Halforums without ThatNickGuy

I wouldn't go that far. I'm casual at best compared to many others and took me a long while to come out of my shell on here (through the various forum changes and such).

Apr 3, 2014#132

Cajungal

ThatNickGuy said:
I wouldn't go that far. I'm casual at best compared to many others and took me a long while to come out of my shell on here (through the various forum changes and such).

But your puns are incomparable, and where would we be without your prom night?

Apr 3, 2014#133

Celt Z

Nick's Prom Night has become the stuff of legend. We would be poorer without it.

Apr 3, 2014#134

fade

Funniest: definitely @Ravenpoe . Every post makes me laugh.

Apr 4, 2014#135

Ravenpoe

fade said:
Funniest: definitely @Ravenpoe . Every post makes me laugh.

Apr 11, 2014#136

linglingface

Jay said:
Best Halforums Couple : @LittleKagsin and @heatherling . Let's be honest, this is my dream team. A photo-shoot of these two awesome ladies in cosplay!

Just a little late here!
I have a *single* photo of us together! Kags took off her shoes (I found her while she was resting) and I look like a boyyyy! <3

Apr 11, 2014#137

Emrys

You two are so cuuuuuuuute!!!

Apr 14, 2014#138

PatrThom

Jay said:
Best Advice Giver : @PatrThom . Kudos man. <3

GasBandit said:
Best Advice Giver : This is a really tough one to nail down. We have so many people who are highly competent in so many and varied fields of expertise. For my part, it's pretty much a tie between PatrThom, MindDetective, OC, Frank and Stienman.

Officer_Charon said:
Best Advice Giver : While I've never had the chance to avail myself of his advice, @PatrThom's computer/tech advice is the stuff of legends.

Or just the Internet in general. I'm sure @stienman, @Officer_Charon, @GasBandit, and others can attest.

--Patrick

Apr 26, 2014#139

Amy

jwhouk said:
@North_Ranger Memorial Award : Believe it or not, @Crone (aka Amy).

Officer_Charon said:
She did, and not too long after that happened, she migrated away... or at least stopped posting.

Our names are many, our orbit is large. When we last visited this place, NR was among you. We grieve his passing. Out of respect for him, and because writing what we truly mean is hard now, we stay away. Be at peace.

Apr 27, 2014#140

jwhouk

That answers that question. Good to hear you're still around & kicking, Amy.

Apr 27, 2014#141

Charlie Don't Surf

hahahaha what the fuck

Apr 28, 2014#142

Officer_Charon

Elated to see you're still doing okay, Amy! And believe it or not, I get it.

May 2, 2014#143

PatrThom

Cant Remember My PW said:
Our names are many, our orbit is large. When we last visited this place, NR was among you. We grieve his passing. Out of respect for him, and because writing what we truly mean is hard now, we stay away. Be at peace.

Good to hear that the existence of @Element 117 has finally been confirmed.

--Patrick

Jul 10, 2014#144

Null

PatrThom said:
Good to hear that the existence of @Element 117 has finally been confirmed.

--Patrick

I just figured her absence was due to insufficient berkelium reserves in the server...

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