These aren't the audiences you're looking for

[Denbrought]

Do y'all get funny ads, or ones that completely miss the target demographic, while browsing Halforums? Is this even a good idea for a thread?

Discuss. Or not >_>

 

[strawman]

I've never had an in vitro email. It sounds painful.

 

[Cheesy1]

Halforums seems to think I am gay. I get a lot of ads for dating sites featuring guys.

 

[CrimsonSoul]

Halforums seems to think I am gay. I get a lot of ads for dating sites featuring guys.

The fact that you're gay doesn't help.

 

[Cheesy1]

Yay, Dr. Lark can end my menopause misery! Thanks Halforums!

 

[PatrThom]

Oh yeah. I've had some doozies. Especially while browsing via iPod Touch. I think the most jarring are the ones that show up during the "lost my boyfriend/spouse" or "I have a weird disease" threads.

--Patrick

 

[phil]

I always like the kinda right wing ads.

Sarah Pailin......should she run?

Obama....Ever notice how you never see him and Voldemort in the same room? Just sayin'.

 

[Denbrought]

ಠ_ಠ

 

[Dave]

Yeah, I always thought Google Ads were supposed to tune to the topic. So of course thanks to Cheesy I get this:

 

[Baerdog]

Aww yeah, Dave's gonna get himself a second family up in Bellevue.

 

[Allen who is Quiet]

ಠ_ಠ

I remember when I could scientology today like it was yesterday.

 

[figmentPez]

Who is Google profiling with this combo, anyway?

EDIT: Also, my most frequently seen ad for several days now has been for pregnancy massage.

 

[strawman]

Get the cure. Get monistat.

ಠ_ಠ
Added at: 14:40
Ok, these ads are too depressing. Let's ratchet it up a notch:

formula one racing nascar camping world track pass hamlin kenseth busch logano

joint pain belly fat car insurance work at home diabetes heart disease arthritis

 

[RoboKomodo]

Now because of all that, I have an ad for Femestra and one for RBC Insurance.

 

[strawman]

Femestra Menopause relief supplement.

Well apparently some ad company thinks I'm a 45 year old woman going through "the change."

 

[ThatNickGuy]

Dunno what you're talking about, Denster. Seems the ads are demographicing fine for me.

Wait, hang on...

 

[Dave]

I now have "End your Menopause Misery!" DrLark.com

 

[ThatNickGuy]

Menopause: Halforum's arch nemesis!

 

[@Li3n]

Menopause: Halforum's arch nemesis!

Hey, I liked the cookies...

 

[Philosopher B.]

Halforums ... I am gay. I get a lot of ... guys.

How YOU doin'?

 

[strawman]

Hey-o! The arthritis and joint pain ads finally showed up. It's been about 4 days since I fed them joint pain in my earlier post. That's pretty slow response.

Still getting menopause as well, but they've changed it up by adding hysterectomy and online dating sites for me.

Let's get technical.

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[CrimsonSoul]

I love the Barbara Streisand this time of Barbara Streisand! I love the way Barbara Streisand shines all the time with only a hint of Barbara Streisand falling on your head. It's just so... So... Barbara Streisand!

 

[PatrThom]

Now getting joint pain mixed in with the menopause ads. Allow me to further salt the hopper:

Brachiating bonobos bring bananas back. Lactose lovers lick limned lips. Nice nannies never nick nickels.

--Patrick

 

[strawman]

ooooOOOOoooo laser therapy!

I'd like to order a round of Transcutaneous electrical nerve stimulation TENS unit back pain therapy. Acupuncture. healing touch. oh, and Applied Kinesiology too.