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Things I have learned from the Arcade games

#1

General Specific

General Specific

  • Successfully piloting a helicopter has as much to do with luck as it does a fast clicking finger.
  • Elmer Fudd couldn't kill Bugs simply because he didn't have fast enough reflexes.
  • When aliens invade, it will be surprisingly boring
  • When parachuting over water, make sure to land in the boat
  • The Othello computer is evil
  • You can be champion of any game with the appropriate application of boredom


#2

bhamv3

bhamv3

  • If you get a high score in any game, it's only a matter of time (probably minutes) before someone comes along and doubles it.


#3

Frank

Frankie Williamson

Whatever man, I put that score on Asteroids on the first day. No one has the boredom fighting reflexes to last long enough to top it, though anyone easily could. Asteroids is piss easy.


#4

Jake

Jake

I am the bestest typer evaaaaaaaaaaaar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


#5

Charlie Don't Surf

The Lovely Boehner

nah, you just figured out how to cheat


#6

Jake

Jake

I am that fast!



#7

Charlie Don't Surf

The Lovely Boehner

no one can type 1,000 keystrokes a minute much less in the idiotic one letter at a time way that stupid game does it


#8

Jake

Jake

Charlie Dont Surf said:
no one can type 1,000 keystrokes a minute much less in the idiotic one letter at a time way that stupid game does it
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I think someone's upset they lost their little trophy icon.:moon:


#9

AshburnerX

AshburnerX

The simplest way to cheat would be to right click on the game to freeze it, find the key, then click somewhere else, press the key, and do it all over again until you ran out of time. I doubt that's how he did it though.


#10

Charlie Don't Surf

The Lovely Boehner

I don't care about the trophy icon, it's just lazy that you went for such a completely and moronically unachievable score


#11

blotsfan

blotsfan

It really sucks when you're doing really well at Gyroball and the phone rings.


#12

Jake

Jake

Charlie Dont Surf said:
I don't care about the trophy icon, it's just lazy that you went for such a completely and moronically unachievable score
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As always, I find your ire delectable.


#13

blotsfan

blotsfan

Oh. Few things are more frustrating than getting consecutive scores of 138 and 139 on a game where the high score is 140.


#14

Charlie Don't Surf

The Lovely Boehner

I'm not angry? It's just sad that you cheated at these shitty little arcade games. I would make the exact same post if I didn't have the top score


#15

blotsfan

blotsfan

Ok, now I just feel that I have too much time on my hands.


#16

Jake

Jake

Charlie Dont Surf said:
I'm not angry? It's just sad that you cheated at these shitty little arcade games. I would make the exact same post if I didn't have the top score
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You're hurting inside, and the sooner you accept that, the sooner you can move on. Baby steps.


#17

blotsfan

blotsfan

Dude, it is pretty sad that you cheated to get a high score on a meaningless forum arcade game.


#18

AshburnerX

AshburnerX

blotsfan said:
Dude, it is pretty sad that you cheated to get a high score on a meaningless forum arcade game.
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This.


#19

Jake

Jake

Well said, brave nerds. My counter: y'all are my bitches.


#20

Tinwhistler

Tinwhistler

Jake said:
I am the bestest typer evaaaaaaaaaaaar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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i all shenanigans on that score.


#21

Jake

Jake

Shenani-THIS!


#22



Pojodan

I'm just sad that this whole matter is being discussed at all.


#23

Ross

Ross

I can click on a soccer ball.


#24

General Specific

General Specific

Helicopters cannot fly without their landing skids intact.


#25

Gusto

Gusto

Rasputin said:
I can click on a soccer ball.
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Cheater.


#26

Ross

Ross

Gusto said:
Cheater.
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I will go back in and claim all 10 of the top 10 spots.


#27

Vrii

Vrii

Rasputin said:
I will go back in and claim all 10 of the top 10 spots.
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I'm working on that in Snake.


#28

Espy

Espy

I CANNOT get past 155 on Eskiv. It has been driving me nuts. I need to SLOW the hell down if I want my trophy back... and I do...


#29



meyoumeyou

I'm pretty mediocre at all but about one game...


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