Things I have learned from the Arcade games

[General Specific]

• Successfully piloting a helicopter has as much to do with luck as it does a fast clicking finger.
• Elmer Fudd couldn't kill Bugs simply because he didn't have fast enough reflexes.
• When aliens invade, it will be surprisingly boring
• When parachuting over water, make sure to land in the boat
• The Othello computer is evil
• You can be champion of any game with the appropriate application of boredom

 

[bhamv3]

• If you get a high score in any game, it's only a matter of time (probably minutes) before someone comes along and doubles it.

 

[Frank]

Whatever man, I put that score on Asteroids on the first day. No one has the boredom fighting reflexes to last long enough to top it, though anyone easily could. Asteroids is piss easy.

 

[Jake]

I am the bestest typer evaaaaaaaaaaaar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Charlie Don't Surf]

nah, you just figured out how to cheat

 

[Jake]

I am that fast!

 

[Charlie Don't Surf]

no one can type 1,000 keystrokes a minute much less in the idiotic one letter at a time way that stupid game does it

 

[Jake]

no one can type 1,000 keystrokes a minute much less in the idiotic one letter at a time way that stupid game does it

I think someone's upset they lost their little trophy icon.:moon:

 

[AshburnerX]

The simplest way to cheat would be to right click on the game to freeze it, find the key, then click somewhere else, press the key, and do it all over again until you ran out of time. I doubt that's how he did it though.

 

[Charlie Don't Surf]

I don't care about the trophy icon, it's just lazy that you went for such a completely and moronically unachievable score

 

[blotsfan]

It really sucks when you're doing really well at Gyroball and the phone rings.

 

[Jake]

I don't care about the trophy icon, it's just lazy that you went for such a completely and moronically unachievable score

As always, I find your ire delectable.

 

[blotsfan]

Oh. Few things are more frustrating than getting consecutive scores of 138 and 139 on a game where the high score is 140.

 

[Charlie Don't Surf]

I'm not angry? It's just sad that you cheated at these shitty little arcade games. I would make the exact same post if I didn't have the top score

 

[blotsfan]

Ok, now I just feel that I have too much time on my hands.

 

[Jake]

I'm not angry? It's just sad that you cheated at these shitty little arcade games. I would make the exact same post if I didn't have the top score

You're hurting inside, and the sooner you accept that, the sooner you can move on. Baby steps.

 

[blotsfan]

Dude, it is pretty sad that you cheated to get a high score on a meaningless forum arcade game.

 

[AshburnerX]

Dude, it is pretty sad that you cheated to get a high score on a meaningless forum arcade game.

This.

 

[Jake]

Well said, brave nerds. My counter: y'all are my bitches.

 

[Tinwhistler]

I am the bestest typer evaaaaaaaaaaaar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i all shenanigans on that score.

 

[Jake]

Shenani-THIS!

 

[Pojodan]

I'm just sad that this whole matter is being discussed at all.

 

[Ross]

I can click on a soccer ball.

 

[General Specific]

Helicopters cannot fly without their landing skids intact.

 

[Gusto]

I can click on a soccer ball.

Cheater.

 

[Ross]

Cheater.

I will go back in and claim all 10 of the top 10 spots.

 

[Vrii]

I will go back in and claim all 10 of the top 10 spots.

I'm working on that in Snake.

 

[Espy]

I CANNOT get past 155 on Eskiv. It has been driving me nuts. I need to SLOW the hell down if I want my trophy back... and I do...

 

[meyoumeyou]

I'm pretty mediocre at all but about one game...