Things to say during sex

[Jake]

I recommend reading the left side first.

 

[Gurpel]

Hello, vicar!

 

[Steven Soderburgin]

LoL!!!!!!!! XD :tongue: :moon:

 

[Allen who is Quiet]

I'm going to kiss your lips off

 

[Batdan]

I love how... ie Mandel's comedy.

 

[Shegokigo]

(Not your partner's name) ------> (Not their gender)

 

[@Li3n]

Hail Satan!

But what about satanists?!

 

[Cajungal]

LoL!!!!!!!! XD :tongue: :moon:

I think you broke Kissy.

 

[Thread Necromancer]

Who's your abusive step-father?

Damn it, I just know I'm going to be later and that's going to pop into my mind and I'm going to have to stop because I'll be laughing so hard. This is definately going to cause a problem.

 

[Batdan]

Damn it, I just know I'm going to be later and that's going to pop into my mind and I'm going to have to stop because I'll be laughing so hard. This is definately going to cause a problem.

There's one they forgot: "Stunt Double!"

 

Foreign -> Ay Caramba!
Foreign -> Heil Hitler!

That is an excellent poster, Jake!

 

[Wasabi Poptart]

You're beautiful ----> like a moon

That was on the good side, but I really don't think I'd want someone to tell me that during sex. All I would think of is "that's no moon" and I'd crack up laughing!

 

[Shegokigo]

You're beautiful ----> like a moon

That was on the good side, but I really don't think I'd want someone to tell me that during sex. All I would think of is "that's no moon" and I'd crack up laughing!

 

[Le Quack]

Your mom's a whore!

 

[phil]

Here's a dollar....in change.....mostly pennies.

 

[Silver Jelly]

XD

 

[Pojodan]

 

[David]

Happy Birthday, Grandma!

/QC

 

[Just Me]

This totally made my day just before going to bed. Aye Caramba!

 

[figmentPez]

This thread reminded me to check www.textsfromlastnight.com, and wouldn't you know I found something relevant:

(972): I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.

 

[Gusto]

YOU WILL NEVER LOVE ANOTHER

 

Dirty -> I just pooped ... a lot ... on your dog

 

[JCM]

AYE CARAMBA!!!!

 

[strawman]

What? No "To infinity! And beyond!" ???

-Adam

 

[Rob King]

That was hilarious. I read the good side and thought it was great, and assumed the bad side wouldn't be as hilarious. But it was even better.

Whoever created this deserves a medal.

 

[cvgurau]

I lol'ed.

 

[Philosopher B.]

I'm going to pound the farts out of you

James Joyce would approve.

 

[Batdan]

This thread reminded me to check http://www.textsfromlastnight.com, and wouldn't you know I found something relevant:

(972): I am officially superior to you. I said \"Go Go Gadget Dick\" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.

I guess he didn't read my latest comic in the comic section. THUNDERCATS HO!