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Instead, I proffer "That night Jacob got up and took his two wives, his two maidservants and his eleven sons and crossed the ford of the Jabbok. After he had sent them across the stream, he sent over all his possessions. So Jacob was left alone, and a man wrestled with him till daybreak. When the man saw that he could not overpower him, he touched the socket of Jacob's hip so that his hip was wrenched as he wrestled with the man. Then the man said, 'Let me go, for it is daybreak.' But Jacob replied, 'I will not let you go unless you bless me.' The man asked him, 'What is your name?' 'Jacob,' he answered. Then the man said, 'Your name will no longer be Jacob, but Israel, because you have struggled with God and with men and have overcome.'

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I do not support this thread.

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Steganography for the win.

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SeriousJay said:

I do not support this thread.

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Shocking.

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SeriousJay said:

I do not support this thread.

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This thread supports your mom.

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This thread sends me mixed signals.

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Let me know, Crone, when you're taking your annual forum hiatus.

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Chazwozel said:

Let me know, Crone, when you're taking your annual forum hiatus.

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I was reading this thread, and when you posted in it, I came. I came like a girl cheating on her boyfriend with the big boobed PE teacher in the girls changing room at the prom, while her boyfriend wandered the halls. I came, chaz, because you came. You entered the thread, and you posted in it. Because you couldn't resist it. You and I buddy, we're meant to be together. You complete me. Tell me again, old friend, what it means for your throbbing electronic ego penis when you reach out and drum your large soft fingers on the keyboard and lay down another attention whore badge? You like that rush, don't you? That little thrill, like power sex, where you're in control and everyone's watching you smack down old Crone, the crazy pyschonutbag you were put on this earth to stamp out like a cockroach? I love that feeling, chaz. When I put out the effort to get your attention, you never ever fail me. I love that you came, and that you couldn't resist posting.

Tell me again, when you ignore me, okay?



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Krisken said:

This thread sends me mixed signals.

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What are you, a fucking Simulsat? You don't need to know what signals this thread is sending. All you need to know is that this thread finds you a great disappointment. You are, of course, not surprised.

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Crone;364496][QUOTE=Chazwozel said:

Let me know, Crone, when you're taking your annual forum hiatus.

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I was reading this thread, and when you posted in it, I came. I came like a girl cheating on her boyfriend with the big boobed PE teacher in the girls changing room at the prom, while her boyfriend wandered the halls. I came, chaz, because you came. You entered the thread, and you posted in it. Because you couldn't resist it. You and I buddy, we're meant to be together. You complete me. Tell me again, old friend, what it means for your throbbing electronic ego penis when you reach out and drum your large soft fingers on the keyboard and lay down another attention whore badge? You like that rush, don't you? That little thrill, like power sex, where you're in control and everyone's watching you smack down old Crone, the crazy pyschonutbag you were put on this earth to stamp out like a cockroach? I love that feeling, chaz. When I put out the effort to get your attention, you never ever fail me. I love that you came, and that you couldn't resist posting.

Tell me again, when you ignore me, okay?



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Krisken said:

This thread sends me mixed signals.

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What are you, a fucking Simulsat? You don't need to know what signals this thread is sending. All you need to know is that this thread finds you a great disappointment. You are, of course, not surprised.[/QUOTE]
My gastric juices gurgle in embarrassment, despite being unsurprised.

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I'm confused.

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Cajungal said:

I'm confused.

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Not sure. I don't think I displayed the rage which was required.

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Neat. I'm having chocolate pudding and wine. Continue.

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Cajungal said:

Neat. I'm having chocolate pudding and wine. Continue.

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On a polar bear rug?

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/me disparages everyone.

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escushion;364520][QUOTE=Cajungal said:

Neat. I'm having chocolate pudding and wine. Continue.

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On a polar bear rug?[/QUOTE]

It's actually made of baby seals and sewn together by orphans.

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Crone;364496][QUOTE=Chazwozel said:

Let me know, Crone, when you're taking your annual forum hiatus.

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I was reading this thread, and when you posted in it, I came. I came like a girl cheating on her boyfriend with the big boobed PE teacher in the girls changing room at the prom, while her boyfriend wandered the halls. I came, chaz, because you came. You entered the thread, and you posted in it. Because you couldn't resist it. You and I buddy, we're meant to be together. You complete me. Tell me again, old friend, what it means for your throbbing electronic ego penis when you reach out and drum your large soft fingers on the keyboard and lay down another attention whore badge? You like that rush, don't you? That little thrill, like power sex, where you're in control and everyone's watching you smack down old Crone, the crazy pyschonutbag you were put on this earth to stamp out like a cockroach? I love that feeling, chaz. When I put out the effort to get your attention, you never ever fail me. I love that you came, and that you couldn't resist posting.

Tell me again, when you ignore me, okay?


.[/QUOTE]

What the fuck are you smoking? You're an idiot. Plain and simple.

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ITT: Anthropomorphized Charchariadons and Pseudo-ancient matriarchal figures flirting. Film at 11.

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I giggled like a school girl.

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Those are going to be some horrifying children.

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Cajungal said:

I'm confused.

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Alas, I can only disparage you your [STRIKE]swell[/STRIKE] lovely genetics and your sexual preference. Also, I have the sneaking suspicion that, I'd hate to see you upset/irritated with me, because you're a nice person. Unlike say, Krisken.

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Crone;364564][QUOTE=Cajungal said:

I'm confused.

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Alas, I can only disparage you your [STRIKE]swell[/STRIKE] lovely genetics and your sexual preference. Also, I have the sneaking suspicion that, I'd hate to see you upset/irritated with me, because you're a nice person. Unlike say, Krisken.[/QUOTE]

I can be nasty sometimes. I'm sorry I'm straight, Crone. I was born that way.

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Crone;364564][QUOTE=Cajungal said:

I'm confused.

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Alas, I can only disparage you your [STRIKE]swell[/STRIKE] lovely genetics and your sexual preference. Also, I have the sneaking suspicion that, I'd hate to see you upset/irritated with me, because you're a nice person. Unlike say, Krisken.[/QUOTE]
I missed you too.

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Chazwozel said:

What the fuck are you smoking? You're an idiot. Plain and simple.

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Such skill, such finesse, such verve and mighty intellect held in such tight restraint to communicate the barest acknowledgement of my existence as irritation. You are the swarthy rotund Pai Mei to my schizoidal Shaolin Temple. Again the reaction, tiger quick and turtle complexity. You are a Zen master of nothing but the urge to react, like a bull in the cage to the scent of the shit covered fly buzzing by. If you show me such unrivaled attention I may never leave.

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GUYSsssss, don't be mad. Tehre's enough anger in the land.

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Cajungal;364569][QUOTE=Crone;364564][QUOTE=Cajungal said:

I'm confused.

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Alas, I can only disparage you your [STRIKE]swell[/STRIKE] lovely genetics and your sexual preference. Also, I have the sneaking suspicion that, I'd hate to see you upset/irritated with me, because you're a nice person. Unlike say, Krisken.[/QUOTE]

I can be nasty sometimes. I'm sorry I'm straight, Crone. I was born that way.[/QUOTE]

T'is not the purpose of the sea to be sorry for its majesty, nor should you be, for even more precious are you than the frothing sea, for you are unique in all the world, and long after you are gone, the sea will remain, adrift in grieving memories of you,

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makare1 said:

/me disparages everyone.

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I hate your Swiss efficiency. But I do love the way you move.

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Aw, gee. Words like that should be saved for super-fine ladies, not drunken broads with double chins.

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escushion;364520][QUOTE=Cajungal said:

Neat. I'm having chocolate pudding and wine. Continue.

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On a polar bear rug?[/QUOTE]

I'd disparage you, but it seems with lines like that you don't need any help.

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Awww... *pat pat* Disparage not yourself, Ceej. 'Tis not the purpose of this thread, I think.

If compliments are thrust upon you, a little girlish modesty is fine, but protest not that which is offered honestly.

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Officer_Charon said:

ITT: Anthropomorphized Charchariadons and Pseudo-ancient matriarchal figures flirting. Film at 11.

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You have a divine purpose in life. Expressing your wit, unfortunately, is not it.

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I like a good disparaging. It makes me feel loved.

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Crone;364595][QUOTE=Officer_Charon said:

ITT: Anthropomorphized Charchariadons and Pseudo-ancient matriarchal figures flirting. Film at 11.

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You have a divine purpose in life. Expressing your wit, unfortunately, is not it.[/QUOTE]

A hit! A very palpable hit! Touche, madame.

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Cajungal;364569][QUOTE=Crone;364564][QUOTE=Cajungal said:

I'm confused.

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Alas, I can only disparage you your [STRIKE]swell[/STRIKE] lovely genetics and your sexual preference. Also, I have the sneaking suspicion that, I'd hate to see you upset/irritated with me, because you're a nice person. Unlike say, Krisken.[/QUOTE]

I can be nasty sometimes. I'm sorry I'm straight, Crone. I was born that way.[/QUOTE]
I believe you made the choice to be straight! And it offends my deity! (It is fan of Queer Eye, to an irrational extreme.)

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Officer_Charon said:

Awww... *pat pat* Disparage not yourself, Ceej. 'Tis not the purpose of this thread, I think.

If compliments are thrust upon you, a little girlish modesty is fine, but protest not that which is offered honestly.

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Ah geeeeeeeeeeeeez. *>.<*

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Crone;364590][QUOTE=escushion;364520][QUOTE=Cajungal said:

Neat. I'm having chocolate pudding and wine. Continue.

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On a polar bear rug?[/QUOTE]

I'd disparage you, but it seems with lines like that you don't need any help.[/QUOTE]

What's wrong with polar bears?

I came for CG, not disparagement.

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they all come for the seej! THAT'S WHAT I SAID!

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Cajungal said:

they all come for the seej! THAT'S WHAT I SAID!

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Okay hon, you either need ANOTHER glass or one LESS glass. C'est ton choix

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HEY ... HEY. It's my first braek in weeks. Ima enjoy it.

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I'm sorry I'm a man, Crone. I was born that way.

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Uh-oh. Pretty soon there's gonna be a fight with Seej and that bitch in the corner.

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escushion;364617][QUOTE=Crone;364590][QUOTE=escushion;364520][QUOTE=Cajungal said:

Neat. I'm having chocolate pudding and wine. Continue.

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On a polar bear rug?[/QUOTE]

I'd disparage you, but it seems with lines like that you don't need any help.[/QUOTE]

What's wrong with polar bears?

I came for CG, not disparagement.[/QUOTE]

Chaz came, I came, Ceej came, you came. Because you came last and left a mess, you are disparagaplegic.

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Wildsoul said:

Uh-oh. Pretty soon there's gonna be a fight with Seej and that bitch in the corner.

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Oh. Snap!

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Wildsoul said:

Uh-oh. Pretty soon there's gonna be a fight with Seej and that bitch in the corner.

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you are the cerebral edema to my Bruce Lee.

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We're gonna need a bigger mop.

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*pulls on hip-waders (complete with REALTREE(tm) camo)*

It's gettin' deep in here.

What exactly "it" is, I'll leave to y'alls imagination

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I'm hard and wet

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Where's Vyta they gotta slug it out with hugs.

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heeheeheeeeee that bitch in the ocrner just shot me a look and i am NOT PLEASED. her boyfriend is a jersey shore lookin motherfucker.

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Cajungal said:

heeheeheeeeee that bitch in the ocrner just shot me a look and i am NOT PLEASED. her boyfriend is a jersey shore lookin motherfucker.

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Sandblasted orange with a bloomin' onion for hair? God, I fucking hate those guys.

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So i should sock his gitlrfriend right? just to show him!

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Shit, this thread just ditched me.

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[FONT=&quot]Weloveyoueljuski[/FONT]

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Cajungal said:

So i should sock his gitlrfriend right? just to show him!

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If you're a bad ass, you never hit the girl. You use a spork to disembowel her boyfriend and everyone he knows infront of her. That's how you reach out and touch someone for life.

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SOMEONE BRING ME A FORK

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"See this? This is my new fuckin' heah-cut! Bitches? They love my new fuckin' heah-cut. And if they don't? Fuckin' skanks!"

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drawn_inward said:

[FONT=&quot]Wi[/FONT]

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Ah, the leper arrives. Don't let yourself go and fall to pieces, please.

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I

fall

to pieeeeeecesssssss.

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Cajungal said:

SOMEONE BRING ME A FORK

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Is that euphemism for "I'm bi curious?" Cause lady, I'm curious, by the by.

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Crone;364686][QUOTE=Cajungal said:

So i should sock his gitlrfriend right? just to show him!

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If you're a bad ass, you never hit the girl. You use a spork to disembowel her boyfriend and everyone he knows infront of her. That's how you reach out and touch someone for life.[/QUOTE]

Unless the girl is Sarah Silverman. And even that doesn't end well.

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Crone;364699][QUOTE=Cajungal said:

SOMEONE BRING ME A FORK

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Is that euphemism for "I'm bi curious?" Cause lady, I'm curious, by the by.[/QUOTE]

man........ if i ever were it would be right this very second.

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Crone;364694][QUOTE=drawn_inward said:

[FONT=&quot]Wi[/FONT]

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Ah, the leper arrives. Don't let yourself go and fall to pieces, please.[/QUOTE]

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I'll be in someone else's bunk.

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Gusto said:

I'll be in someone else's bunk.

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Yes, but still so very alone.

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That's all I needed to go to my traditional sad drunk, thanks.

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No! There are delicious pseudo-crypto lesbian fantasies aboot!

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Gusto said:

That's all I needed to go to my traditional sad drunk, thanks.

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Remember, tears dilute alcohol, so don't spill any. Also, what the fuck is a crypto-lesbian?

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Officer_Charon said:

aboot!

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Now I'm an angry proud Canadian drunk!

:angry:

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Lying Bastard;364711][QUOTE=Gusto said:

I'll be in someone else's bunk.

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Yes, but still so very alone.[/QUOTE]

:slap: don't make my main forum dude sad, damn you!

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Gusto;364724][QUOTE=Officer_Charon said:

aboot!

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Now I'm an angry proud Canadian drunk!

:angry:[/QUOTE]

Isn't Canadian drunk redundant?

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FUCK ALL YALL CEPT SEEJ WHO I LOVE AND AMY WHO IS SO DAMN COOL

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yay i'm cool! :clap:eace::whoo:

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I have been disparaged in this this this perplexing rerailing.

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Lying Bastard said:

Also, what the fuck is a crypto-lesbian?

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Not a clue, mon ami. It's from a sig on another forum I visitate.

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You are now experiencing a lesbionic encounter.

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Canada: Where racism against native aboriginals is EH ok cause hey, they're brown, and ooh, look! Poutine!

*punches gutso in the FACE with his country's patriotic whitewashing of injustice with the power of fucking poutine.*

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Gusto said:

You are now experiencing a lesbionic encounter.

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Great Sapphic Cyborgs!

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Crone said:

Canada: Where racism against native aboriginals is EH ok cause hey, they're brown, and ooh, look! Poutine!

*punches gutso in the FACE with his country's patriotic whitewashing of injustice with the power of fucking poutine.*

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Don't tell Jay, but I don't even really like poutine.

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Gusto;364762][QUOTE=Crone said:

Canada: Where racism against native aboriginals is EH ok cause hey, they're brown, and ooh, look! Poutine!

*punches gutso in the FACE with his country's patriotic whitewashing of injustice with the power of fucking poutine.*

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Don't tell Jay, but I don't even really like poutine.[/QUOTE]

Why would you give a shit what Jay thinks?

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Lying Bastard said:

Great Sapphic Cyborgs!

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Where to begin.... On the one hand you are the Anakin to my Palpatine, but that makes it seem like I like little boys.

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Lying Bastard;364767][QUOTE=Gusto;364762][QUOTE=Crone said:

Canada: Where racism against native aboriginals is EH ok cause hey, they're brown, and ooh, look! Poutine!

*punches gutso in the FACE with his country's patriotic whitewashing of injustice with the power of fucking poutine.*

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Don't tell Jay, but I don't even really like poutine.[/QUOTE]

Why would you give a shit what Jay thinks?[/QUOTE]

Because I'm neurotic mess and need everyone to love me, of course.

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Crone;364770][QUOTE=Lying Bastard said:

Great Sapphic Cyborgs!

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Where to begin.... On the one hand you are the Anakin to my Palpatine, but that makes it seem like I like little boys.[/QUOTE]

Nooooooooooooooo!

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So, does that mean I'm supposed to call you 'my master' and then go massacre an elementary school?

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Hi, I'm here for the free disparagement.

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you're dumb!

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YOU GOT SERVED

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A Troll said:

Hi, I'm here for the free disparagement.

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you're not worth it. You hide your real identity behind a faux provocative username, doling out smarmy like the Butterfoot Slow Cakes Methodist Church For the Elderly, and hyuking it up yelling "see? satire! Haha! Aren't I just the funniest gosh durned thing?" You murder subtlety, delivery, and grace. You sir, are the Pharisee to the Comedy Jesus, thinking yourself embraced in wit when you've more the cloth of a twit.

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Gusto;364762][QUOTE=Crone said:

Canada: Where racism against native aboriginals is EH ok cause hey, they're brown, and ooh, look! Poutine!

*punches gutso in the FACE with his country's patriotic whitewashing of injustice with the power of fucking poutine.*

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Don't tell Jay, but I don't even really like poutine.[/QUOTE]

You rat bastard!

so there is no longer love fore the juice in this thread... sad.

Well, I know Crone could cut me a lot deeper if she wanted, though I'm glad she hasn't.

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Crone;364843][QUOTE=A Troll said:

Hi, I'm here for the free disparagement.

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you're not worth it. You hide your real identity behind a faux provocative username, doling out smarmy like the Butterfoot Slow Cakes Methodist Church For the Elderly, and hyuking it up yelling "see? satire! Haha! Aren't I just the funniest gosh durned thing?" You murder subtlety, delivery, and grace. You sir, are the Pharisee to the Comedy Jesus, thinking yourself embraced in wit when you've more the cloth of a twit.[/QUOTE]

Theeeeere we go, thanks!

I.... I missed all of this... and TBTE....

DAMN YOU HARRY DRESDEN!!!!!!!!!!!!