It's about freaking time.
http://new.music.yahoo.com/blogs/stopthepresses/132331/ricky-martin-i-am-a-fortunate-homosexual-man/
http://new.music.yahoo.com/blogs/stopthepresses/132331/ricky-martin-i-am-a-fortunate-homosexual-man/
This just in, Ricky Martin is gay; also water is wet.
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Kitty Sinatra
Now that alternative lifestyle is tempting.
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makare
Ricky Martin being gay is no surprise. The water thing though, catches me off guard every time.
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Wasabi Poptart
OMG I would never have guessed!
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Matt²
wait... water... what now????
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Matt²
uhh.. someone who was popular in the 80's or something...
figmentPez
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Damn, I can't find a clip of an awesome Mr. Wizard experiment I remember seeing as a kid. To show that surface tension is what makes water "wet" he sprinkles a powder on the water in a fishtank. Then he dips his hand in the water, swishes it around, and when he pulls his hand out it's perfectly dry.
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makare
I almost made, what quite possibly could be, the dirtiest joke I have ever made. But Im going to just save it for another bat time and another bat channel. >.>
I thought he already came out years ago. Huh.
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Matt²
I thought he came out of the closet in 1997.
I didn't think there was a closet in his vincinity.
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Philosopher B.
I almost made, what quite possibly could be, the dirtiest joke I have ever made. But Im going to just save it for another bat time and another bat channel. >.>[/QUOTE]
Aw.
Well I can tell you this is the powder: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lycopodium_powder
North_Ranger
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Good for him.
Personally, wouldn't care if he said he was blowing goats.
Personally, wouldn't care if he said he was blowing goats.
But what if they were YOUR goats?
quickly, someone shop his head onto a goat for me. I would but the wine refuses to work with my lack of photoshop skills.
quickly, someone shop his head onto a goat for me. I would but the wine refuses to work with my lack of photoshop skills.
North_Ranger
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Not sure, as goat-keeping is pretty low in my list of likely professions.
Also, apologies for the snarkiness that could be construed as homophobia. No caffeine in the house = North_Ranger in bad mood.
Also, apologies for the snarkiness that could be construed as homophobia. No caffeine in the house = North_Ranger in bad mood.
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Disconnected
Congratulations Ricky.
My son would like to say:
About god damn time.
My son would like to say:
About god damn time.
But why the hell did people keep hounding him about it? If he wanted to live in a closet, let him. It is kind of like the Tiger Woods mess. The sex lives of our entertainers should be their own business.
Green_Lantern
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You naivety is so A-DO-RA-BLE!
Cajungal
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But don't you see, Six? If we focus on the private lives of famous people, it helps us to ignore our deepest fears and failures. So everyone's happy... well, except the celebrities. But they have their money to comfort them... the jerks.
Yes. All men that sing, dance, and wear tightly-fitted clothes are gay.
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Chazwozel
No, but when they wear pretty heavy mascara that tends to be a sign.
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Chazwozel
No, but when they wear pretty heavy mascara that tends to be a sign.[/QUOTE]
Nah, wearing makeup is not the same thing as being homosexual, you're still completely wrong.
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Chazwozel
I think she's saying that it's a clue; not that it exclusively means it's a dead give-a-way.
And I'm saying it's completely moronic to take any sort of non-traditional masculine expression as a clue someone is gay. The only clue that lets you know someone is gay is if they are sexually attracted to the same sex. That is what being gay is. Being gay is not being fashionable, it is not having an interest in interior design, it is not wearing mascara, and it is not being a talented singer or dancer.
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