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#1

ThatNickGuy

ThatNickGuy

Link to another website with interesting article.

Quotation of entire article, in case someone can't go to the link.
Personal opinion about article.

Back-handed admonishing comment to people referred to in the article.

Opinion on how the world should really be in a case like this.


#2

GasBandit

GasBandit

Vicious, uncalled for insinuation. Personal insult with vivid imagery. E-Snarl.


#3

Allen who is Quiet

Allen, who is Quiet

porn


#4

Fun Size

Fun Size

Smart ass remark.


#5

ThatNickGuy

ThatNickGuy

Vicious, uncalled for insinuation. Personal insult with vivid imagery. E-Snarl.
Overly defensive counter and childish name calling!


#6

Cajungal

Cajungal

GODWIN


#7

Dave

Dave

ADMIN WARNING!!


#8

DarkAudit

DarkAudit

.


#9

ThatNickGuy

ThatNickGuy

Panic! Apologies!


#10

Cajungal

Cajungal

slightly related anecdote


#11

DarkAudit

DarkAudit

Offended white knightery.


#12

ThatNickGuy

ThatNickGuy

slightly related anecdote
Follow up pun.


#13

Cajungal

Cajungal

slightly related anecdote
Follow up pun.[/QUOTE]

amused emoticon


#14



makare

Specific comment related to only one part of the article. General disdain. Frowny face emote.


#15

ThatNickGuy

ThatNickGuy

Specific comment related to only one part of the article. General disdain. Frowny face emote.
Correction on comment. Questioning your ability to read.


#16

sixpackshaker

sixpackshaker

Derail.


#17

figmentPez

figmentPez

Seemingly unconnected comment. Strange statement slowly revealing a failure to read beyond thread title. Opinionated ranting that is pointless because it is completely misinformed.


#18

Cajungal

Cajungal

insult all who disagree with me


#19

figmentPez

figmentPez

Comment on derail, and how it relates to an existing thread.


#20

Fun Size

Fun Size

Second smart ass remark, invariably taken to be serious by someone who doesn't get it.


#21

ThatNickGuy

ThatNickGuy

Second smart ass remark, invariably taken to be serious by someone who doesn't get it.
All caps vocal reaction and questioning of your placement in the human race.


#22

@Li3n

@Li3n

Random reference to barely related, old meme.


#23



makare

Specific comment related to only one part of the article. General disdain. Frowny face emote.
Correction on comment. Questioning your ability to read.[/QUOTE]

Defense of original comment. Question your ability to think, period.


#24

sixpackshaker

sixpackshaker

union.


#25

GasBandit

GasBandit

Misanthropic generalization. Invasive psychological accusation. Seething expression of simmering bile.


#26

figmentPez

figmentPez

Random reference to barely related, old meme.
Anger at old meme, questioning the intelligence of anyone who would say such a thing.


#27

Dave

Dave

Threaten threadlock. rubs talcum on banhammer.


#28

Troll

Troll

Very weak and obvious attempt at trolling.


#29

sixpackshaker

sixpackshaker

Picks poster at random to personally insult, trying for 3 day ban.


#30

Cajungal

Cajungal

Declares that this thread is now about puppies, or some other nice thing


#31

ThatNickGuy

ThatNickGuy

Threaten threadlock. rubs talcum on banhammer.
Several "in before the lock" images.

Throws a challege to markare1 for a real, physical fight without realizing that she's actually right.


#32

Troll

Troll

Manbaw.


#33

Rob King

Rob King

Carefully-worded commentary on some unrelated point, caused by a general misunderstanding of the original post, the issues discussed therein, compounded by the fact that the poster did not read the thirty some-odd previous posts.


#34



makare

Threaten threadlock. rubs talcum on banhammer.
Several "in before the lock" images.

Throws a challege to markare1 for a real, physical fight without realizing that she's actually right.[/QUOTE]

Reaffirm correctness with condescension. Point out ability to best ThatNickGuy in a physical fight. Rap Slang.


#35

sixpackshaker

sixpackshaker

Smart ass remark.

The same Smart ass remark, that Fun Size posted.


#36

ElJuski

ElJuski

Reminder that this thread happens regularly.


#37

figmentPez

figmentPez

Attempted humor about passive-aggressive comment left in tags that have already been deleted by admins.


#38



Occasional Poster

A little personal comment on the thread topic that I am not going to discuss further.


#39

General Specific

General Specific

Comment on derail, and how it relates to an existing thread.[/QUOTE]

Late follow-up response on the next page.


#40

Fun Size

Fun Size

Smiley indicating disapproval.


#41

fade

fade

Tenuously related post regarding hot Oscar-bait, complete with clip:



#42

General Specific

General Specific

Admonishment of minor spelling or grammar mistake on another poster's response while making one of my own.


#43

Calleja

Calleja

Statement that the thread needs more of an attractive celebrity.


Picture of attractive celebrity.


#44

Allen who is Quiet

Allen, who is Quiet

porn


#45

ElJuski

ElJuski

response of more porn


#46

General Specific

General Specific

Monosyllabic statement of approval of porn


#47

Calleja

Calleja

inflammatory derision of posted porn, informing it has been reported to the mods and is not appropriate outside the NSFW forum. Unnecessary flaming of porn posters. And their mothers.


#48

Allen who is Quiet

Allen, who is Quiet

inflammatory derision of posted porn, informing it has been reported to the mods and is not appropriate outside the NSFW forum. Unnecessary flaming of porn posters. And their mothers.
porn of your mother


#49

Rob King

Rob King

inflammatory derision of posted porn, informing it has been reported to the mods and is not appropriate outside the NSFW forum. Unnecessary flaming of porn posters. And their mothers.
Assertion that, perhaps, the women in the pictures posted might have been their mothers.

EDIT: A disappointed admission that I was not quick enough to the joke, and that someone else beat me to it, via one word: "Ninja'd."


#50

General Specific

General Specific

Overreaction and insinuations of a lesser desired sexual orientation.


#51

Charlie Don't Surf

The Lovely Boehner

anger at the inherent misogyny/homophobia/misandry/beastiality/racism in the world


#52

Calleja

Calleja

Weak excuse trying to convince that's not actually my mother.

---------- Post added at 03:01 PM ---------- Previous post was at 03:00 PM ----------

((wow, that was like FOUR posts at the exact same time we did))


#53

Cajungal

Cajungal

Insinuates that the people who object to the porn have never pleased a woman (or had the opportunity to).


#54

figmentPez

figmentPez

Lament that the forum is not as friendly as it should be.

Angry threats of leaving forever.


#55

Charlie Don't Surf

The Lovely Boehner

Overreaction and insinuations of a lesser desired sexual orientation.
anger at the homophobia in this thread


#56

ElJuski

ElJuski

picture of two clowns having sex on an old timey bicycle in the middle of a roman gladiator arena with jeff goldbloom in the emperor's seat quoting a line from star wars.


#57



Iaculus

Attempt to hit on the subjects of the article/one or more posters in the thread/both at once.

Leering emoticon.

Out-of-context pinniped.


#58

Calleja

Calleja

durr emoticon


#59

Dave

Dave

Overreaction and insinuations of a lesser desired sexual orientation.
anger at the homophobia in this thread[/QUOTE]

Starts unnecessary large quote tree with thinly veiled insult.

Immediately backtracks to lessen harshness.


#60

General Specific

General Specific

Regional colloquialism that is easily misunderstood


#61

Allen who is Quiet

Allen, who is Quiet

Lament that the forum is not as friendly as it should be.

Angry threats of leaving forever.
porn of your mother


#62

Dave

Dave

Lament that the forum is not as friendly as it should be.

Angry threats of leaving forever.
porn of your mother[/QUOTE]

Final Straw.

:lock:

((not really)


#63



Iaculus

Regional colloquialism that is easily misunderstood
Hilarious misunderstanding of colloquialism, followed by unkind insinuations as to quoted poster's ancestry and species of sexual preference.


#64

Rob King

Rob King

Overreaction and insinuations of a lesser desired sexual orientation.
anger at the homophobia in this thread[/QUOTE]

Amusement that the previous poster assumed that homosexuality is the lesser desired sexual orientation, and questions about who is really prejudiced in this thread. All the while, naively ignoring everything outside of his bedroom and the real shape of the world.


#65

Calleja

Calleja

Long, winding post with several paragraphs explaining the benefits The Beatles had in modern society.


#66

Gusto

Gusto

Quasi-related personal anecdote barely relevant to the point at hand, careful choice of tone so as to not offend anyone.

<ohwell emoticon>

Make post discussing THIS post in the Mod thread about this thread.


#67

General Specific

General Specific

Regional colloquialism that is easily misunderstood
Hilarious misunderstanding of colloquialism, followed by unkind insinuations as to quoted poster's ancestry and species of sexual preference.[/QUOTE]

Correction of misunderstanding through the use of many personal insults and obscenities.


#68

Gusto

Gusto

Pointing out hilarious tags.


#69

General Specific

General Specific

Adds more, less humorous tags in misguided attempt to be popular


#70

Gusto

Gusto

<eye rolling emoticon>

Tongue in cheek comment about my own comedic superiority.


#71

Gryfter

Gryfter

De-lurking to add very little to the discussion.


#72

General Specific

General Specific

<eye rolling emoticon>

Tongue in cheek comment about my own comedic superiority.

Post of several image macros taken from other sites to prove own superiority.


Edit: Late edit to clarify response's intention.


#73

figmentPez

figmentPez

Off-topic request for a forum feature to be added, or for a bug to be fixed.


#74

Allen who is Quiet

Allen, who is Quiet

[STRIKE]disturbing pornographic image[/STRIKE]

Swings banhammer. Wonders who unlocked the thread.


#75

Jake

Jake


Attachments



#76

Gusto

Gusto

Dramatically re-instates user who gets a mere warning.


#77

tegid

tegid

Commentary on how the poster loves this forum.


#78

HCGLNS

HCGLNS

Short statement regarding the business accumen and artistic ablility of obese internet based cartoonist living in Texas.


#79

DarkAudit

DarkAudit

Incoherent hate-filled rant about said obese internet based cartoonist living in Texas based on the closing of an internet forum.


#80

sixpackshaker

sixpackshaker

Points out obese internet based cartoonist living in Texas, is leaving.


#81

General Specific

General Specific

Wonders how people who profess to hate the obese internet based cartoonist living in Texas know so much about him?


#82

figmentPez

figmentPez

Post quoting famous author about the nature of hate.


#83

HCGLNS

HCGLNS

Broken link image of a demotivational poster of exceptional space captain putting value of quotes by famous authors in perspective.


#84

CrimsonSoul

CrimsonSoul

*image about two pots fucking, and stirring them*


#85

GasBandit

GasBandit

six week absence.


#86



makare

Ridiculously long, incomprehensible wall of text. Smiley emoticon.


#87

Chippy

Chippy

Cynical, sarcastic comment based on previous page.

----------------------------------------------------------

GIF after reading whole thread


#88

Allen who is Quiet

Allen, who is Quiet

Angry wall of text about getting banned

Banned again. --Gusto


#89



Philosopher B.

Commentary on how the poster loves this forum.
Agreeance with copious amounts of random slang.

*Related YouTube Link*

Reference to the fact that all posts must contain at least one character.


#90

Allen who is Quiet

Allen, who is Quiet

Laugh at incompetence of mods because I'm clearly not banned


#91

Thread Necromancer

Thread Necromancer

basic non-threatening post relating obvious points touched upon in the first paragraph of original quote and then replied to without reading the next three pages.

asshat image


#92

phil

phil

Opinion thrown in on topic that hasn't been discussed after page one.

Also, declaration of something that this topic reminds me of.

One line break too many.


#93

fade

fade

Initiation of meta-thread about forum threads with thinly veiled references to actual forum events and members.


#94

Calleja

Calleja

Whoaaa... that's, like... meta-meta!


#95

Hailey Knight

Hailey Knight

94.


#96



makare

Feeling sad at how trite and predictable we all have become.



clown hat curly hair smiley face.


#97



Chazwozel

You're all fucking idiots.

Obligatory ALPHA!


#98

Thread Necromancer

Thread Necromancer

repost of the ice cream shark .gif


#99

bhamv3

bhamv3

gif of Grandpa Simpson walking in then walking out


#100

checkeredhat

checkeredhat

Broken link image of a demotivational poster of exceptional space captain putting value of quotes by famous authors in perspective.
Derailing thread further to point out said space captain was played by a Canadian.


#101

HCGLNS

HCGLNS

Canadian chauvinistic statement!


#102

strawman

strawman

Late to the thread post with quotes from 20 posts in previous pages with point by point arguments, mostly splitting hairs with elitist undertones.


#103

CrimsonSoul

CrimsonSoul

six week absence.
Wonders where GB has been


#104

checkeredhat

checkeredhat

Late to the thread post with quotes from 20 posts in previous pages with point by point arguments, mostly splitting hairs with elitist undertones.
Your mom joke.


#105

strawman

strawman

Late to the thread post with quotes from 20 posts in previous pages with point by point arguments, mostly splitting hairs with elitist undertones.
Your mom joke.[/QUOTE]

Takes moral high road, and decries ad hominem attacks. Subtly infers that poster used such tactics due to low intelligence.


#106

fade

fade

Failure to submit after being brutally beaten by multiple posters in ongoing debate!


#107

strawman

strawman

Failure to submit after being brutally beaten by multiple posters in ongoing debate!
Laughs openly at your public humiliation with snide remarks regarding your level of comprehension.

---------- Post added at 12:14 AM ---------- Previous post was at 12:13 AM ----------

Failure to submit after being brutally beaten by multiple posters in ongoing debate!
Laughs openly at your public humiliation with snide remarks regarding your level of comprehension.[/QUOTE]

Immediately regrets previous post, and posts a follow-up apology and leaving the thread.


#108

Chippy

Chippy

New page, new GIF


#109

ThatNickGuy

ThatNickGuy

Complete and total adoration to every member of the forum. Invitation to my birthday party.

Awesome internet-winning pun.


#110

Allen who is Quiet

Allen, who is Quiet

Complete and total adoration to every member of the forum. Invitation to my birthday party.

Awesome internet-winning porn.
Announcing that I fixed a post using an acronym so I don't have to do much typing


#111

General Specific

General Specific

Snide political comment meant to create ire in opposing side.


#112

strawman

strawman

Snide political comment meant to create ire in opposing side.
TLA describing apparent display of audible levity.


#113

figmentPez

figmentPez

Complete and total adoration to every member of the forum. Invitation to my birthday party.

Awesome internet-winning pun.
Premature declaration that the thread is now finished.


#114

grub

grub

Attempt to return the thread to puppies, or some other nice thing.


#115

Jake

Jake

comment about awesome my penis really is


#116

fade

fade

Indication that I might agree if I could actually see it.


#117

Jake

Jake

Question regarding which way to interpret that...

EDIT: Chance taken and PM sent


#118

fade

fade

Vaguely homoerotic posturing.

Eyebrow-wagging smiley.


#119

GasBandit

GasBandit

[MP3]http://gasbanditry.com/mymusic/Pop/Rick%20Astley%20-%20Never%20Gonna%20Give%20You%20Up.mp3[/MP3]


#120

Dave

Dave

[MP3]http://gasbanditry.com/mymusic/Pop/Rick%20Astley%20-%20Never%20Gonna%20Give%20You%20Up.mp3[/MP3]
Reply with laughing smiley.


#121



Philosopher B.

[MP3]http://gasbanditry.com/mymusic/Pop/Rick%20Astley%20-%20Never%20Gonna%20Give%20You%20Up.mp3[/MP3]
Reply with laughing smiley.[/QUOTE]

Indignation at having been gotten and a counter-link.


#122



LordRavage

Confusion, followed by smiley emoticon. Makes another statement about going back to lurking.


#123

figmentPez

figmentPez

[MP3]http://gasbanditry.com/mymusic/Pop/Rick%20Astley%20-%20Never%20Gonna%20Give%20You%20Up.mp3[/MP3]
Snippy reply, with redundant phrasing, stating that said joke is antiquated.


#124

Thread Necromancer

Thread Necromancer

Hearty laughter with resulting loss of ass and comment about implying best usage of old meme in recent time.


#125

Dave

Dave

Expressed surprise this thread is still going.


#126

Allen who is Quiet

Allen, who is Quiet

A quote of the above post, followed by the word "this" to indicate I agree with the previous sentiment because I think people are really interested in me agreeing with somebody without actually adding anything new to the discussion at hand.


#127



Andromache

yearly possibly NSFW contribution





#128

ThatNickGuy

ThatNickGuy

Necro of thread, reviving it!


#129

Thread Necromancer

Thread Necromancer

scowl and explicit imagery of the forefeiture of your soul.


#130

Officer_Charon

Officer_Charon

yearly possibly NSFW contribution



Rejoinder about general but non-exuberant approval of posted material.


#131

ThatNickGuy

ThatNickGuy

scowl and explicit imagery of the forefeiture of your soul.
Pun!


#132

General Specific

General Specific

scowl and explicit imagery of the forefeiture of your soul.
Pun![/QUOTE]

Assertion that law enforcement officials that deal exclusively in the area of such shall be summoned.


#133

Officer_Charon

Officer_Charon

scowl and explicit imagery of the forefeiture of your soul.
Pun![/QUOTE]

Assertion that law enforcement officials that deal exclusively in the area of such shall be summoned.[/QUOTE]

Toss in a less-than-witty quote with partial relevance to the topic


#134

Dave

Dave

Picture of Grammar Nazi. Add something witty that I meant one way but comes across looking antisemitic and blatantly offensive.


#135

ThatNickGuy

ThatNickGuy

Picture of Grammar Nazi. Add something witty that I meant one way but comes across looking antisemitic and blatantly offensive.
YouTube link of mis-translated scene from Downfall.


#136

Dave

Dave

Links 4 or 5 other Downfall links.


#137

Bubble181

Bubble181

Gripe about the Americanization of movie titles and the industry in general


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