Because the Battle of Earth officially took place on 17th October 2023, so ahem...
Tony Stark died today after using the Infinity Stones to reverse the Snap. He is survived by his wife Pepper, biological daughter Morgan, artificial "children" Friday & Karen and his kinda sort of kid Peter. He will be replaced in his role of arrogant fuckwad that causes more trouble than he's worth by Dr Stephen Strange.
In lieu of charitable donations Mr Stark has instead requested that people honour him by getting drunk and hiring strippers.
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bhamv3
Wait it's 2023? I was just going about my business in 2018 and then suddenly this gust of dust blew over me or something and now everything's different and you're telling me it's been five years and Tony Stark is dead and WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED???
#3
General Specific
Hey @bhamv3, gonna need you to sit down for a moment. There's something we need to tell you.
You know how people sometimes turn to dust right in front of you? Well...
