Let me explain something to you. Over here, CBS has a veritable army of mindless old people zombies who watch every show on the network. It doesn't matter how shitty or unfunny the show is, they still watch it. So, Two and a Half Men is a mega-hit... because it is on CBS. CSI is still a mega-hit... despite terrible writing and losing almost every cast member. It's both sad and annoying at the same time.