Once I was Garbledina and due to a hilarious truth-or-dare thread, at
phil 's behest, I had to temporarily change my name to Chad Sexington. Then I travelled for 3 months and when I returned, the ability to change our usernames was gone. At one point I contemplated having Dave fix it, but there were riots in the streets when I publicly announced my indecision. So Chad Sexington it is.