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Vulva Original: The Purfume That Smells Like Vagoo

#1

Fun Size

Fun Size

Seriously.

My thoughts are, as usual, already stated elsewhere, but I was wondering, what do you guys thing would be the worst idea for a perfume? Or does bike seat here take the cake?


#2

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Creepy. I just saw that commercial yesterday in a British series called The World's Sexiest Ads.


#3



Philosopher B.

Worst idea: cat turds.
Best idea: money.

Also, the video on that site creeped me out.


#4

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Honestly, I couldn't watch it a) because I'm at work and b) because I knew where they were going with it.


#5

Jake

Jake

Cheaper alternative:

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#6

figmentPez

figmentPez

Philosopher B. said:
Best idea: money.
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Ewww. Have you considered where most bills have spent a significant amount of time? In a wallet on some guy's sweaty ass. There's a reason that most paper bills have coliform bacteria on them.

Money does not smell nice.


#7

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Actually, a lot of singles already smell like...yeah, let's not finish that thought.


#8

Tinwhistler

Tinwhistler

I thought most money smelled like cocaine


#9



Ezeran

....Apparently the perfume's slightly yellow as well mmmm peefume......ok that was terrible.


#10

Baerdog

Baerdog

So I'm not sure I get it. Is this supposed to be used as a perfume or just something to keep around and...sniff?


#11

Tinwhistler

Tinwhistler

Baerdog7 said:
So I'm not sure I get it. Is this supposed to be used as a perfume or just something to keep around and...sniff?
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option b


#12

Cajungal

Cajungal

Jake said:
Cheaper alternative:

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DAMNIT, Jacob, I came here specifically to make that joke. So instead I'll just :laugh:


#13

Shegokigo

Shegokigo

I'd figure it's for people with blowup/real dolls, to add to the "realism" of it. *shrug* Besides, WHO'S is it supposed to smell like anyway? I've sampled from so many different aromas I can say with some level of confidence that no two are identical.


#14

Cajungal

Cajungal

...or to shake up a Nymphomaniac's Convention.


#15

Tinwhistler

Tinwhistler

Shegokigo said:
I'd figure it's for people with blowup/real dolls, to add to the "realism" of it. *shrug* Besides, WHO'S is it supposed to smell like anyway? I've sampled from so many different aromas I can say with some level of confidence that no two are identical.
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Identical or not, they smell similar enough.
I pretty much guarantee you that if I let you smell my finger, you'd know the smell on it, even if you'd never personally smelled that particular pussy ;)


#16



Philosopher B.

Lol, you guys. I don't mean ass-money. I mean like that crisp new bill smell. Hmmm hmmm good. Fill my wallet up with that shit.

Also, found this just now whilst Googling:

http://www.pennylicious.com/2006/09/28/liquid-money-cologne-smell-like-money-literally/
http://www.liquidmoney.com/Buy-Money.html


#17

Baerdog

Baerdog

That second site seems remarkably unfinished.


#18



Philosopher B.

I noticed. I just posted it 'cause I'm not the only one with the idea.


#19

figmentPez

figmentPez



Vazoom? Is that an energy drink flavored like.... :wtf:


#20

Fun Size

Fun Size

You're thinking of Tang.


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