Vulva Original: The Purfume That Smells Like Vagoo

[Fun Size]

Seriously.

My thoughts are, as usual, already stated elsewhere, but I was wondering, what do you guys thing would be the worst idea for a perfume? Or does bike seat here take the cake?

 

[North_Ranger]

Creepy. I just saw that commercial yesterday in a British series called The World's Sexiest Ads.

 

[Philosopher B.]

Worst idea: cat turds.
Best idea: money.

Also, the video on that site creeped me out.

 

[Fun Size]

Honestly, I couldn't watch it a) because I'm at work and b) because I knew where they were going with it.

 

[Jake]

Cheaper alternative:

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[figmentPez]

Best idea: money.

Ewww. Have you considered where most bills have spent a significant amount of time? In a wallet on some guy's sweaty ass. There's a reason that most paper bills have coliform bacteria on them.

Money does not smell nice.

 

[Fun Size]

Actually, a lot of singles already smell like...yeah, let's not finish that thought.

 

[Tinwhistler]

I thought most money smelled like cocaine

 

[Ezeran]

....Apparently the perfume's slightly yellow as well mmmm peefume......ok that was terrible.

 

[Baerdog]

So I'm not sure I get it. Is this supposed to be used as a perfume or just something to keep around and...sniff?

 

[Tinwhistler]

So I'm not sure I get it. Is this supposed to be used as a perfume or just something to keep around and...sniff?

option b

 

[Cajungal]

Cheaper alternative:

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DAMNIT, Jacob, I came here specifically to make that joke. So instead I'll just :laugh:

 

[Shegokigo]

I'd figure it's for people with blowup/real dolls, to add to the "realism" of it. *shrug* Besides, WHO'S is it supposed to smell like anyway? I've sampled from so many different aromas I can say with some level of confidence that no two are identical.

 

[Cajungal]

...or to shake up a Nymphomaniac's Convention.

 

[Tinwhistler]

I'd figure it's for people with blowup/real dolls, to add to the "realism" of it. *shrug* Besides, WHO'S is it supposed to smell like anyway? I've sampled from so many different aromas I can say with some level of confidence that no two are identical.

Identical or not, they smell similar enough.
I pretty much guarantee you that if I let you smell my finger, you'd know the smell on it, even if you'd never personally smelled that particular pussy

 

[Philosopher B.]

Lol, you guys. I don't mean ass-money. I mean like that crisp new bill smell. Hmmm hmmm good. Fill my wallet up with that shit.

Also, found this just now whilst Googling:

http://www.pennylicious.com/2006/09/28/liquid-money-cologne-smell-like-money-literally/
http://www.liquidmoney.com/Buy-Money.html

 

[Baerdog]

That second site seems remarkably unfinished.

 

[Philosopher B.]

I noticed. I just posted it 'cause I'm not the only one with the idea.

 

[figmentPez]

Vazoom? Is that an energy drink flavored like.... :wtf:

 

[Fun Size]

You're thinking of Tang.