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Wal-Mart Buries the Competition

Oct 28, 2009#1

ThatNickGuy

http://ca.news.yahoo.com/s/capress/091028/world/us_wal_mart_caskets

Wow. Just...just wow.

Oct 28, 2009#2

Twitch

Sweet, those things are expensive, thanks for the savings Nick.

Oct 28, 2009#3

Allen, who is Quiet

that's a bold undertaking

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I'm digging this news

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It's like I died and went to heaven

Oct 28, 2009#4

doomdragon6

What a grave future our world is.

Oct 28, 2009#5

figmentPez

The maker doesn't want it,
The buyer doesn't use it,
The user doesn't see it...

Oct 28, 2009#6

Allen, who is Quiet

it is a deal to die for

Oct 28, 2009#7

North_Ranger

"Paper or plastic?"

Oct 28, 2009#8

David

Well it looks like... I... er... dang I got nothing, and I'm the son of a mortician =/

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I'd kill for those savings!

Oct 28, 2009#9

Iaculus

Looks like those parlours have some stiff opposition.

Oct 28, 2009#10

Bonhomme Richard

Say what you want about Wal-Mart, but I really hope one put Ben Weaver out of business.

Oct 28, 2009#11

Shegokigo

Finally, a sale announced on the forums I can get some use out of on a day to day basis. :uhhuh:- :thumbsup:

Oct 28, 2009#12

Deschain

WOW THIS IS A DEAL TO DIE FOR?

Oct 28, 2009#13

ThatNickGuy

Man, and you guys claim I shovel moundfuls of puns? Glad to see this wasn't a grave mistake to post!

Oct 28, 2009#14

Allen, who is Quiet

Allen said:
it is a deal to die for

Deschain said:
Wow, that is a deal to die for.

:coffee:

Oct 28, 2009#15

Nile

Allen said:
it is a deal to die for

Deschain said:
Wow, that is a deal to die for.

Competition sure is stiff.

Oct 28, 2009#16

Deschain

Yes, our rivalry is quite....cutthroat.

Oct 28, 2009#17

Twitch

Deschain said:
Yes, our rivalry is quite....cutthroat.

Your sense of humour seems to have departed.

Oct 28, 2009#18

Allen, who is Quiet

I don't know. That joke really killed me.

Oct 29, 2009#19

Deschain

Your humour is a little stiff.

ITT: We run out of puns.

Oct 29, 2009#20

Nile

I'll be urnest... I think these puns are killing me. I'm coffin pretty hard here.

Oct 29, 2009#21

Philosopher B.

They are pretty mortifying.

Oct 29, 2009#22

chakz

Ya know, you could go to hell for making puns about such a grave subject. I'm certain that you shall reap the rewards of your grim actions.

Ok I think that was reaching a bit

Oct 29, 2009#23

Philosopher B.

chakz said:
Ok I think that was reaching a bit

Oh, I dunno; I think for this thread it was par for the corpse.

Oct 29, 2009#24

Nile

Now, now... Let's not go losing our hades over these.

Oct 29, 2009#25

North_Ranger

Nice to see that people aren't dead serious about this.

Oct 29, 2009#26

sixpackshaker

I hope I get to return mine. But I doubt I'd have the receipt on me.

Oct 29, 2009#27

Anubinomicon

if people die now they can buy coffins at really cheap prices!

Oct 29, 2009#28

fade

I can totally see this branching out into novelty coffins. Dad a sports fan? Bury him in a giant plastic football!

Oct 29, 2009#29

Shegokigo

I believe I'm going to pass on this silly little pun game.

Oct 29, 2009#30

Chibibar

how can y'all be so rigid? This is the kind of information I would love to pass on.

Oct 29, 2009#31

Shannow

Looks like Walmart is a little late to the party. Costco has already had this offer dead to rights.

Oct 29, 2009#32

Chibibar

Walmart will provide some stiff competition that I hope it doesn't get carried away. Of course it is kinda morbid to go to a store and go "hmm. I need milk, juice, 10 frozen dinner and a casket" Of course it brings the whole new meaning of "slashing prices" and "rock bottom deals"

Oct 29, 2009#33

Chippy

I hope the deal doesn't turn out to FUCKING COFFIN.

Oct 29, 2009#34

Allen, who is Quiet

Chippy said:
I hope the deal doesn't turn out to FUCKING COFFIN.

I understand you can take a cough drop to stop the coffin

Oct 29, 2009#35

Vytamindi

I wouldn't have the GUTS to buy one from here. But I might because I would rather BUY THE FARM I've had my eye on than to BURY myself in debt buying a more costly coffin.

Oct 29, 2009#36

Allen, who is Quiet

I don't see how people can object to this. All they really want to do is earn some ash.

Oct 29, 2009#37

ThatGrinningIdiot!

Now buying a coffin/funeral won't cost me my entire life's urnings.

Oct 29, 2009#38

Bubble181

Enough with the puns already. I've laughed myself half to death with this thread already.

Oct 29, 2009#39

GasBandit

I can't believe none of you followed up with...

:cool:

YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!

Oct 29, 2009#40

figmentPez

GasBandit said:
I can't believe none of you followed up with...

YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!

Oh come on, that joke has been done...

to death.

Oct 29, 2009#41

LordRavage

Its like cheating death with those type of savings.

(Eh Eh.....Had to join in.)

Oct 30, 2009#42

Singularity.EXE

Yes! No one has made this yet!

I almost blew a casket when I heard about these prices!

Oct 30, 2009#43

HCGLNS

With Wal-Marts requirement that all items or pallets have an RFD on them for wharehousing purposes, they might actually include the RFD in the casket itself. Your casket might send out radio signals once its in the ground. Kinda neat.

Oct 31, 2009#44

bhamv3

HCGLNS said:
With Wal-Marts requirement that all items or pallets have an RFD on them for wharehousing purposes, they might actually include the RFD in the casket itself. Your casket might send out radio signals once its in the ground. Kinda neat.

I can't find the pun in here...

Nov 1, 2009#45

Nile

You have to dig deep to unearth that pun.

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