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Want to thank the animals.

Jul 13, 2009#1

Krisken

I figure in the spirit of the insanity spreading like wildfire today, I would share a thought I had earlier.

I hope there is a heaven so I can thank all the animals I've eaten for being so delicious.

That is all.

Jul 13, 2009#2

ElJuski

SO delicious

Jul 13, 2009#3

Allen, who is Quiet

ANIMAL! ANIMAL!

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56sZOUPegUw:fbxhf3pb][/youtube:fbxhf3pb]

Jul 13, 2009#4

CynicismKills

Jul 13, 2009#5

Krisken

I've also noticed that my enjoyment of pizza is directly proportionate to the number of animals who were sacrificed for it.

Jul 13, 2009#6

Jake

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2YEkfpNjkA:1l4ltwya][/youtube:1l4ltwya]

Jul 13, 2009#7

CynicismKills

Canadian bacon, pineapple, extra cheese.

Or

Buffalo sauce, chicken, extra cheese, and a little ranch.

:drool:

Jul 13, 2009#8

Krisken

Jake said:
[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2YEkfpNjkA:f1p12yk0][/youtube:f1p12yk0]

I'd so eat that too.

Jul 13, 2009#9

Krisken said:
I figure in the spirit of the insanity spreading like wildfire today, I would share a thought I had earlier.

I hope there is a heaven so I can thank all the animals I've eaten for being so delicious.

That is all.

All dogs go to heaven.

Jul 13, 2009#10

Krisken

Edrondol said:
Krisken said:

I figure in the spirit of the insanity spreading like wildfire today, I would share a thought I had earlier.

I hope there is a heaven so I can thank all the animals I've eaten for being so delicious.

That is all.

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All dogs go to heaven.

I have no illusions about what that meat is at the China Buffet.

Jul 13, 2009#11

Hylian

I saw the following at http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/ and thought it looked pretty tasty.

Mork’s Dork From Ork

A half pound duck and pork patty, cheddar cheese, seven pieces of maple bacon, sauteed onions and zillion island sauce on a kaiser roll.

Jul 13, 2009#12

Allen, who is Quiet

hylian said:
kaiser roll.

you just can't go wrong with the rye or the kaiser

Jul 13, 2009#13

Krisken

Allen said:
hylian said:

kaiser roll.

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you just can't go wrong with the rye or the kaiser

You get two of these, good sir! :thumbsup:

Jul 13, 2009#14

CynicismKills

Allen said:
hylian said:

kaiser roll.

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you just can't go wrong with the rye or the kaiser

Stay away from the tuna, it smells funny tonight.

Jul 13, 2009#15

Cajungal

Thank you, solid white albacore that will lay atop a bed of greens later.

Thank you, oysters and catfish from this past weekend, for being fried up. ^_^

Jul 13, 2009#16

CynicismKills

Cajungal said:
Thank you, solid white albacore that will lay atop a bed of greens later.

Thank you, oysters and catfish from this past weekend, for being fried up. ^_^

*sizzle* OH GOD, YOU'RE WELCOME I GUESS? *sizzle*

*sizzle* Why does she thank us, John? Is she mocking us? It hurts so much... *sizzle*

*sizzle* I...don't know, Richard. I just don't know. *sizzle*

Jul 13, 2009#17

Krisken

I'd like to thank the smoked Cherry Wine Teryiaki Salmon that went so well with the Garden Vegetable Wheat Thins and cheese this morning.

Jul 13, 2009#18

Wasabi Poptart

"If we aren't supposed to eat animals why are they made of meat?"

Thank you tasty animals! Which does not include pigs. Bleh. Well, I'll take the bacon, but you can keep the rest.

Jul 13, 2009#19

EpicEpileptic

Krisken said:
Jake said:

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2YEkfpNjkA:30zmnrbb][/youtube:30zmnrbb]

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I'd so eat that too.

Ugh...I've had llama before at my friends Exotic Meats Party, was the nastiest thing there.

Now Crocodile, Black Bear, and Lion... Those are some good eats!

Jul 13, 2009#20

Cajungal

Alligator is delicious.

Jul 13, 2009#21

Hylian

I so want to try alligator. But sadly I don't know any places near me that sell it. :eek:

rly:

Jul 13, 2009#22

fade

WildSoul said:
"If we aren't supposed to eat animals why are they made of meat?"

Thank you tasty animals! Which does not include pigs. Bleh. Well, I'll take the bacon, but you can keep the rest.

My little brother used to have a similar one-liner: "If God didn't want us to eat animals, why'd He make 'em out of meat?"

Jul 13, 2009#23

Chibibar

Krisken said:
Edrondol said:

Krisken said:

I figure in the spirit of the insanity spreading like wildfire today, I would share a thought I had earlier.

I hope there is a heaven so I can thank all the animals I've eaten for being so delicious.

That is all.

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All dogs go to heaven.

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I have no illusions about what that meat is at the China Buffet.

Korean eats dog too!

Jul 13, 2009#24

Philosopher B.

Hylian said:
I so want to try alligator. But sadly I don't know any places near me that sell it. rly:

If you come round here you might be able to go to a muskrat dinner. :puke:

Jul 13, 2009#25

DarkAudit

The Monster Royal Burger from B & R Burgers in Hawthorne, CA (as seen on TV)...

WANT

Jul 13, 2009#26

Hylian

Philosopher B. said:
Hylian said:

I so want to try alligator. But sadly I don't know any places near me that sell it. rly:

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If you come round here you might be able to go to a muskrat dinner.

I would try it

I would try just about any animal at least once to see how it tastes.

Jul 13, 2009#27

@Li3n

That's discrimination against all the plants that where also good in combination with the dead animals... won't someone think of the plants?!

Jul 13, 2009#28

Krisken

@Li3n said:
That's discrimination against all the plants that where also good in combination with the dead animals... won't someone think of the plants?!

Look, if the plants have a problem with it, they should speak up.

That's what I thought.

Jul 13, 2009#29

@Li3n

Well if you understand animals... wait right there... i'll get the vivisection kit...

Jul 13, 2009#30

Pojodan

All creatures have equal right to be delicious!

Jul 13, 2009#31

Denbrought

Pojodan said:
All creatures have equal right to be delicious!

We should really think about making that an obligation.

Jul 13, 2009#32

Gurpel

hylian said:
I saw the following at http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/ and thought it looked pretty tasty.

Mork’s Dork From Ork

A half pound duck and pork patty, cheddar cheese, seven pieces of maple bacon, sauteed onions and zillion island sauce on a kaiser roll.

mork is da fattiest!

Jul 13, 2009#33

CynicismKills

Gurpel said:
hylian said:

I saw the following at http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/ and thought it looked pretty tasty.

Mork’s Dork From Ork

A half pound duck and pork patty, cheddar cheese, seven pieces of maple bacon, sauteed onions and zillion island sauce on a kaiser roll.

Click to expand...

mork is da fattiest!

Yer stupid git, Ork is der fattiest!

Jul 13, 2009#34

blotsfan

Don't forget wings. Considering you get 4 per chicken, one basket has no less than 13 different chickens in it.

Jul 13, 2009#35

Laurelai

I'm all for being a carnivore and all, but that sammich just looks plain gross to me.... too many greasy slimy things falling out of it :retard:

/runs

Jul 13, 2009#36

Hylian

Jul 14, 2009#37

Laurelai

Meat good!

Pan o' lard.... not so much :blue:

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