North_Ranger
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You know the drill. Ask me anything and I'll answer... whenever I get around to it.
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What is your clever one liner before jumping out of a window, shooting the villain and falling down the side of skyscraper, only to be saved at the last moment by a passing trampoline truck?
BananaHands
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You can be a king of any country in Africa. What would it be?
North_Ranger
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"See you in Reykjavik!"
It's Valhalla. Mead and wenches are eternally present.
So I am bringing the Cubans then. Gotcha!
North_Ranger
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I guess it's simply a matter of avoiding all the red tape involved in deciding which technologies to share and which not. Clearly, not even the earthly paradise that is Earth in the future, there are still bureaucrats who will f*** you over.
South Africa.
That seems a little direct, even for Valhalla.
I have friends in places that can get me things. Why not share the bounty?
Yes. Yes I do.You have friends that can get you dead Cubans?
A box arrives, and upon opening you find it's a plank of wood with a big red button attached. The wood is inscribed as follows, "Press the button and a random person you don't know will die instantly and painlessly. You will then receive $1,500,000[USD] (or the equivalent in your local currency) with appropriate legal documentation such that the government will not be concerned."
Do you press the button?
Do you press the button?
I swear that before the guy had finished with the premise on the trailer for that movie I was like *BUTTON PRESSING SOUND*!
BananaHands
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Princess Peach or Princess Zelda? Which one you stickin' it too?
Oh right, it was made into a movie wasn't it? I only remember the twilight zone episode.
What's your home remedy for a sore throat?
North_Ranger
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No. But I will keep the box around for a rainy day. MUAHAHAHAHAA!
Zelda. Letting Peach play with my joystick would feel like pedophilia.
Something hot to drink, such as tea or even water with some honey in it. Mom also insists on hot juice.
North_Ranger
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After having tasted it, very much yay. It has a nice, strong, smoky flavor to it. So much you only need a thin, translucent slice to get a ton of flavor on your sandwich.
You win the biggest lottery in world history and decide to travel. Where are you going?
North_Ranger
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In no particular order: New York for the first time, Ireland for the third time (Limerick and Dublin especially), London for the second time and... I dunno, maybe Australia and New Zealand.
I'm not going to say the Middle Ages. Let's face it, the way my insides get upset from going abroad these days, I'd probably crap myself to death by the end of the few weeks
I dunno, maybe Edwardian Britain or the era of the Vikings.
North_Ranger
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What's the matter, Bubble?
You didn't pick Belgium. He ... well, he's had a crush on you for a long time and once again you're just leaving him by the wayside. Poor Bubble. Poor, poor Bubble. Look what you've done NR. Look what you have done.
North_Ranger
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Oh definitely.
A fourth Indiana Jones movie that doesn't suck donkey ass.
Oh man I forgot NR does archery.
Just how many ways could you kill me?
Follow up: how can I stay on your good side?
Double follow up: you'd tell me if you were hunting me. Right?
North_Ranger
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Only this past summer, but I've been wanting to do it for a few years. Also, no to both arrow- and bow-making. I pretty much sucked at shop class - although I did make myself a nifty chest.