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Sex robots.

I truely weep for humanity.

Well guys this was swell and all, but i'm afraid it's "so ling and thanks for all the fish" time now... one more planet lost to the sex bots.

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"It's really a labor of love," said Hines.
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Yeah loser, get out of your lab and get a life...

Just Me said:

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"It's really a labor of love," said Hines.
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Yeah loser, get out of your lab and get a life...

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Once the bucks come rolling in, life will come in the lab looking for him.

Wow. I don't really know what else to say.

Now, where's that Futurama clip...?

So, its one of those sex lights in a robot, but it moans too?

Iaculus said:

Now, where's that Futurama clip...?

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Aaah, I'm looking for it too! Great minds... or at least nerdy minds....

I love you PHILLIP J FRY.

Chippy said:

I love you PHILLIP J FRY.

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It's amazing the way you NOTICE TWO THINGS.

I will always remember you MEMORY DELETED

Electric Gonorrhea: The noisy killer

I've always believed sex robots will one day be as prevalent and mainstream as porn is today, so I've been waiting for this day.

*waits for "I've been waiting for this day" to be taken out of context*

Amorous Eyes said:

This thing is total crappy really. There are tons of robots far more versatile than this one, they just don't do sex (yet).
This. Is. Junk.

It's like one of those knock off brands. They kinda look like the real thing, but once you get close and try to play with it you notice an arm falling off and the whole thing just breaks into pieces.

I mean look at it! Look at it! It's CRAP!

Spoiler

NSFW'ish. (lingerie clad sex bot/covered fingering)

Oh yeah, I'm soo turned on by that PVC corpse. *rolleyes*
"Stop thaaaat. Oooooh." They couldn't get a real girly voice for it?

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Ive done a few drunk girls that sounded worse than that.

Jesus Christ, isn't it just easier and cheaper to buy a fucking prostitute?

Chazwozel said:

Jesus Christ, isn't it just easier and cheaper to buy a fucking prostitute?

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But there you have a human victim who might give you a potentially life-threatening disease.

Oh, and Gigolo Joe approves.

Dave;326863][QUOTE=Chazwozel said:

Jesus Christ, isn't it just easier and cheaper to buy a fucking prostitute?

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But there you have a human victim who might give you a potentially life-threatening disease.

Oh, and Gigolo Joe approves.

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Hey hey the only victim in this story is the dude that paid 100 bucks for a blowjob from a top Vegas escort.

What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. Except Herpes.

SON OF A FUCKING BITCH

Now if they would just teach it to cook and clean......

Slap a fleshlight on a :



and you're halfway there JCM.

Isn't that guy kinda like a real life Strong Sad?

Giggity.

I haven't had sex in years and even I don't feel a slightest tinge in my meter about that plastic corpse.

On the other hand, it is strangely calming to know that there's people more fucked up than yourself...

Im actually less concerned about the fact that there is a sex robot than I am that she is supposed to be a "loving friend".. What the hell?

makare1 said:

Im actually less concerned about the fact that there is a sex robot than I am that she is supposed to be a "loving friend".. What the hell?

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Loving friend = someone who doesn't give you lip.

Like that Japanese guy and his pillow girlfriend.

North_Ranger said:

Like that Japanese guy and his pillow girlfriend.

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aranoid:

Aww, you changed your avatar.

Gruebeard said:

Aww, you changed your avatar.

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It was holidays only. The day I started going to class again, I changed it for this fantastic closeup of my facial beauty.

Silver Jelly;327011][QUOTE=Gruebeard said:

Aww, you changed your avatar.

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It was holidays only. The day I started going to class again, I changed it for this fantastic closeup of my facial beauty.[/QUOTE]

But now I don't have a reason to laugh at your posts.

NO BUT SERIOUSLY

THE FUCK

North_Ranger said:

I haven't had sex in years and even I don't feel a slightest tinge in my meter about that plastic corpse.

On the other hand, it is strangely calming to know that there's people less fucked up than yourself...

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Fixed. I imagine that an appropriate measure of fucking up (preferably from a human being of their desired gender) would do these people's mental balance a world of good.

CynicismKills;327015][QUOTE=Silver Jelly;327011][QUOTE=Gruebeard said:

Aww, you changed your avatar.

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It was holidays only. The day I started going to class again, I changed it for this fantastic closeup of my facial beauty.[/QUOTE]

But now I don't have a reason to laugh at your posts. [/QUOTE]

Now you can laugh WITH them!

@Li3n said:

Well guys this was swell and all, but i'm afraid it's "so ling and thanks for all the fish" time now... one more planet lost to the sex bots.

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Yup We've had a real good run, real good. Oh sure it was a bit iffy here and there what with the world war 2 and the nuclear bomb. Personally I think we hit a rut at the beginning of the 19th century, but well its all in the past now. Ladies. Gentlemen. Gentlemen who are now ladies. So long and thanks for the laughs.

I would be much less concerned about this if they just made a robot that can have sex with you, instead of a god damn cylon.

Man the ramifications of having one of those things in your house, and some one seeing it.

It is a lot easier to hide a magazine of close a laptop if some one pops over.

I can see this lead to "Amitage" level. Eventually, people might not be able to tell the difference of human vs robot without a scan or cutting them up.
Or a BIO-bot like Alien.

Allen said:

Electric Gonorrhea: The noisy killer

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"Oh Fry, I love you more than the sun...and the stars...and the POETIC FRAGMENT THIRTY-SEVEN NOT FOUND."

(yes, I know I'm late. Still my second-favorite episode of Futurama)

Chibibar said:

I can see this lead to "Amitage" level. Eventually, people might not be able to tell the difference of human vs robot without a scan or cutting them up.
Or a BIO-bot like Alien.

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Really? I think it'd be more along the lines of:

Shegokigo;327401][QUOTE=Chibibar said:

I can see this lead to "Amitage" level. Eventually, people might not be able to tell the difference of human vs robot without a scan or cutting them up.
Or a BIO-bot like Alien.

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Really? I think it'd be more along the lines of:

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well, that might be the early version, but in Armitage III show was that these "robots" evolved into pretty much machine version of humans. Even some of them can bare children (not sure on the science on that one but I think they are robotic children in the womb and such) it was kinda interesting.

Of course this could cause more "society" disconnect since a person can get a perfect mate (at least what THEY THINK is perfect to them) from a robot who is program for all their whim.

I personally wouldn't mind a robot maid that will clean and do laundry (my wife would love this) so we can do something else other than cleaning and laundry on weekends.

Why do you need a robot to do that? There are real maids that do such :bush:

Shegokigo said:

Why do you need a robot to do that? There are real maids that do such :bush:

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real maid cost money and could steal from you and your ID (by having access to trash and such) a robot is loyal and won't "jack" from you unless the robot itself is jacked

plus I can order a robo maid to fold laundry or iron my shirt at 3am without a fuss.....unlike a real maid (if I could ever afford a live in one)

edit: yes I know you can get bonded maid (i.e. they are insured from stealing from you) but a robot will follow its program plus a robo maid could also act as a guard when attacked by a zombie horde

I'd worry more about how sanitary the robots are. Unless you could get them to shower I'd hate to have to pull out parts and wash them in my sink.


Just....ew.

Chibibar;327415][QUOTE=Shegokigo said:

Why do you need a robot to do that? There are real maids that do such :bush:

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real maid cost money and could steal from you and your ID (by having access to trash and such) a robot is loyal and won't "jack" from you unless the robot itself is jacked

plus I can order a robo maid to fold laundry or iron my shirt at 3am without a fuss.....unlike a real maid (if I could ever afford a live in one)[/QUOTE]

But Mega Maid could change from suck to blow

Dave, that reminds me of a sex toy informercial I watched recently. This woman was trying to sell glass dildos, and her main angle was that they're dishwasher safe. As if I want to stack it neatly by my goddamn drinking glasses...

Cajungal said:

Dave, that reminds me of a sex toy informercial I watched recently. This woman was trying to sell glass dildos, and her main angle was that they're dishwasher safe. As if I want to stack it neatly by my goddamn drinking glasses...

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well... those bukkake DO use a glass

No thanks.

I'd rather make out with my Monrobot.

Shego: Of course if the robot DO have higher A.I. They might revolt and lay the smack down on me anyways........ (like the movie version "I, Robot")

That honestly just looks like a cheap real doll that talks when you touch it. Where's the progress people??? We got a man on the moon 40 years ago, when can SeriousJay get himself a goddamn 7 of 9 RL imitation FFS!

Allen said:

Why do you need a robot to do that? There are real maids that do such :bush:

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real maid cost money and could steal from you and your ID (by having access to trash and such) a robot is loyal and won't "jack" from you unless the robot itself is jacked

plus I can order a robo maid to fold laundry or iron my shirt at 3am without a fuss.....unlike a real maid (if I could ever afford a live in one)[/QUOTE]

But Mega Maid could change from suck to blow[/QUOTE]

Thank you for contacting the MegaRobo company. If you recently purchased the E-rotimaid, please be aware there was a misprint in the manual. Port B is to be used for sexual release, Port A is the vacuum/grinder/incinerator. Sorry for the misprint.

Cajungal said:

Dave, that reminds me of a sex toy informercial I watched recently. This woman was trying to sell glass dildos, and her main angle was that they're dishwasher safe. As if I want to stack it neatly by my goddamn drinking glasses...

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Wait, so the intent is for you to stick fragile, breakable glass in your hoo-haa?

... Yeah, I can see that'n ending well.

The glass ones i have seen are solid glass so not really fragile.

Better hope they don't chip, though.

If your glass dildo chips during use, you're doing it wrong.

If you're a masochist, you're doing it right.

I apologise, but as a wearer of glasses with more than one resultant eyebrow-scar, I'm... sensitive about these things.

Glass objects near sensitive parts of my body during intense physical exertion make me nervous.

I am actually more scared of those wooden dildos. I mean seriously even the best polish wears off... and a splinter in a hoo hoo is no laughing matter.

bigcountry23;327470][QUOTE=Allen said:

Why do you need a robot to do that? There are real maids that do such :bush:

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real maid cost money and could steal from you and your ID (by having access to trash and such) a robot is loyal and won't "jack" from you unless the robot itself is jacked

plus I can order a robo maid to fold laundry or iron my shirt at 3am without a fuss.....unlike a real maid (if I could ever afford a live in one)[/QUOTE]

But Mega Maid could change from suck to blow[/QUOTE]

Thank you for contacting the MegaRobo company. If you recently purchased the E-rotimaid, please be aware there was a misprint in the manual. Port B is to be used for sexual release, Port A is the vacuum/grinder/incinerator. Sorry for the misprint.[/QUOTE]

I think this is the definition of the word "suck" in motion. Though a small part of me is still more curious how someone could build a vacuum, grinder, and incinerator into one hole.

^ Agreed about Lars and the Real Girl.

Iaculus said:

I apologise, but as a wearer of glasses with more than one resultant eyebrow-scar, I'm... sensitive about these things.

Glass objects near sensitive parts of my body during intense physical exertion make me nervous.

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You sir need to invest in less fragile glass.

If your glass dildo chips during use, you're doing it wrong.

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And you're also made out of something way more hard then flesh...

Shegokigo said:

^ Agreed about Lars and the Real Girl.

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Oh yes.

Iaculus said:

I apologise, but as a wearer of glasses with more than one resultant eyebrow-scar, I'm... sensitive about these things.

Glass objects near sensitive parts of my body during intense physical exertion make me nervous.

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I don't have any issue with that, although I'll probably never try one. I just don't want something that's been in the tunnel of love to get washed in the same place as my dishes.

The Key of J said:

a small part of me is still more curious how someone could build a vacuum, grinder, and incinerator into one hole.

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Never underestimate the ingenuity of bored engineers. It's called the Vagrinderator, and should be available on late night TV for the low low price of $19.95, plus shipping and handling!

Order now!

Ron Popiel could have sold those things like hotcakes.