Well, they've done it.

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Well guys this was swell and all, but i'm afraid it's "so ling and thanks for all the fish" time now... one more planet lost to the sex bots.
 
I've always believed sex robots will one day be as prevalent and mainstream as porn is today, so I've been waiting for this day.

*waits for "I've been waiting for this day" to be taken out of context*
 
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JCM

This thing is total crappy really. There are tons of robots far more versatile than this one, they just don't do sex (yet).
This. Is. Junk.

It's like one of those knock off brands. They kinda look like the real thing, but once you get close and try to play with it you notice an arm falling off and the whole thing just breaks into pieces.

I mean look at it! Look at it! It's CRAP!


NSFW'ish. (lingerie clad sex bot/covered fingering)

Oh yeah, I'm soo turned on by that PVC corpse. *rolleyes*
"Stop thaaaat. Oooooh." They couldn't get a real girly voice for it?
Ive done a few drunk girls that sounded worse than that.
 
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Chazwozel

Jesus Christ, isn't it just easier and cheaper to buy a fucking prostitute?
 
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Chazwozel

Jesus Christ, isn't it just easier and cheaper to buy a fucking prostitute?
But there you have a human victim who might give you a potentially life-threatening disease.

Oh, and Gigolo Joe approves.

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Hey hey the only victim in this story is the dude that paid 100 bucks for a blowjob from a top Vegas escort.

What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. Except Herpes.
 

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I haven't had sex in years and even I don't feel a slightest tinge in my meter about that plastic corpse.

On the other hand, it is strangely calming to know that there's people more fucked up than yourself...
 
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makare

Im actually less concerned about the fact that there is a sex robot than I am that she is supposed to be a "loving friend".. What the hell?
 

North_Ranger

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Im actually less concerned about the fact that there is a sex robot than I am that she is supposed to be a "loving friend".. What the hell?
Loving friend = someone who doesn't give you lip.

Like that Japanese guy and his pillow girlfriend.
 
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Iaculus

I haven't had sex in years and even I don't feel a slightest tinge in my meter about that plastic corpse.

On the other hand, it is strangely calming to know that there's people less fucked up than yourself...
Fixed. I imagine that an appropriate measure of fucking up (preferably from a human being of their desired gender) would do these people's mental balance a world of good.
 
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chakz

Well guys this was swell and all, but i'm afraid it's "so ling and thanks for all the fish" time now... one more planet lost to the sex bots.
Yup We've had a real good run, real good. Oh sure it was a bit iffy here and there what with the world war 2 and the nuclear bomb. Personally I think we hit a rut at the beginning of the 19th century, but well its all in the past now. Ladies. Gentlemen. Gentlemen who are now ladies. So long and thanks for the laughs.
 
I would be much less concerned about this if they just made a robot that can have sex with you, instead of a god damn cylon.
 
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