What Got Stuck Up People's Orifices 2017 Edition!

[ThatNickGuy]

https://adequateman.deadspin.com/what-did-we-get-stuck-in-our-rectums-last-year-1821393493

Ah yes, it's my fav0urite annual tradition: reading lists of verified things that got stuck up people's buttholes (among other places).

Or is that anal tradition?

 

[Celt Z]

Obligatory:

 

[ThatNickGuy]

ATTEMPTED TO DISLODGE A DILDO FROM HIS ANUS USING A LETTER OPENER

Who the hell would ever think this is a good idea?!

 

[Gruebeard]

Necessary:

 

[Dave]

The annual tradition that I only watch with a sense of dread and fascination.

 

[GasBandit]

The "vagina" list is almost as hilarious.[DOUBLEPOST=1514855011,1514854932][/DOUBLEPOST]Also: