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When you've got it, you've fracking GOT IT!

#1

Dave

Dave

Okay, the amusing part is not for the story. The story as a whole is not really happy, happy, joy, joy. It deals with how women are accounting for most of the prison sex scandals and how women as guards are much more likely to have improper contact with inmates. And it's ruining their lives.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/35861564/ns/us_news/

What is amusing is the dude named Michael Murphy. Locked up for theft, forgery and other unspecified charges, Murphy is like a tail-pulling machine. While in prison and a known philanderer, Murphy convinced at least 5 female guards to have sex with him! He even got his THERAPIST to have sex with him - and they were there to talk about his philandering!

This guy is not a good person, I think. In fact, he's already started crying sexual harassment, which I think considering his track record is probably bullshit.

But he's in prison and pulling more tail (female tail) than I did when I was single and dating! I'd shake his hand but I'd probably end up with my pants down and a bemused look on my face.


#2

@Li3n

@Li3n

Obviously your mistake was not being a convicted criminal doing time...


#3

sixpackshaker

sixpackshaker

The guards and therapist should all be brought up on charges of sexual assault. They are in a position of power over him and used him for sexual gratification. He will be able to sue, because the prison did not protect him from these predatory women.


#4



Kitty Sinatra

. . . so the amusing part is Dave's lack of sexual prowess?


#5



Chibibar

The guards and therapist should all be brought up on charges of sexual assault. They are in a position of power over him and used him for sexual gratification. He will be able to sue, because the prison did not protect him from these predatory women.
I agree. The employee (regardless of sex) have power over the prisoner. They should have been more careful and not let it "happen" at all. It usually starts off small.


#6

GasBandit

GasBandit

This man is the ultimate sexual predator. He can bed any woman, and then successfully sue her for it afterwards.


#7



Kitty Sinatra

Gas is talking about Dave, right?


#8

ThatNickGuy

ThatNickGuy

Pfft. I've seen that porno.


#9

sixpackshaker

sixpackshaker

This man is the ultimate sexual predator. He can bed any woman, and then successfully sue her for it afterwards.
Being behind bars, means that he was the one getting assaulted.


PS: never give an inmate a stamp. That is the #1 way they hook people into their schemes. Because it is a felony to give anything to an inmate that has monetary value. Once you commit a crime to help the guy, he'll have you until you are willing to break your silence and lose your job or end up in prison. The people that get caught up in that scheme turns out to be "In for a penny, in for a pound."


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