I hate deer.
Especially deer that jump out in the road without looking to see if there's a car coming.
And especially when that car happens to be MINE.
Traveling at highway speeds.
On a dark country highway, in the dead of winter, and temps hovering in the low single digits.
I am now missing a side-view mirror, a couple of dents on my driver side, pits and scratches in the driver door window because of the obliterated mirror, and frazzled nerves - because the deer caused me to veer off onto the shoulder of the road, which was sheer ice, and planted me into the ditch beyond.
I now know how it feels when a NASCAR stock car "gets in the marbles" and goes spinning into the infield.
Oh, and apparently my router decided to take a dump on me this morning (when my cable modem went out), so now I have no wi-fi, either.