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According to some, Buzz Lightyear, and/or Luis Armstrong

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/scienceandte ... lieve.html

Jesus mother-slapping Christ.

There was a Buzz... but Not lightyear.

Sadly, some of my work acquaintance still believe the whole NASA and space program is a fake. (I.e. big coverup/scam)

Louis Armstrong was the first man on the moon; the trip would later inspire him to write "What a wonderful world".

Of course I’m sure you all already knew that

*Sits back and smokes pipe*

Chibibar said:

There was a Buzz... but Not lightyear.

Sadly, some of my work acquaintance still believe the whole NASA and space program is a fake. (I.e. big coverup/scam)

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Some guy tried to tell Buzz Aldrin that to his face... with predictable results:
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Fuck yeah.

Aldrin went through some of the most rigorous and physically taxing experiences a human being could possibly go through - that prick was lucky that didn't turn into a Falcon Punch.

Tell Buzz Aldrin that he was a coward and a liar?!? What a fucking idiot! And not just because he got popped but because he's just dumb.

Edrondol said:

Tell Buzz Aldrin that he was a coward and a liar?!? What a smurfing idiot! And not just because he got popped but because he's just dumb.

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And he sued Buzz because of the assault. Thank God the Judge was wise enough to toss out an assault case of a 74yo man punching a douche in his 30's.

Zappit said:

Aldrin went through some of the most rigorous and physically taxing experiences a human being could possibly go through - that prick was lucky that didn't turn into a Falcon Punch.

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I get to take a bunch of students from my college to NASA each year. We get to visit the facilities, it is very tough training they have to do each day. That kid got off lucky.

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sixpackshaker said:

Edrondol said:

Tell Buzz Aldrin that he was a coward and a liar?!? What a smurfing idiot! And not just because he got popped but because he's just dumb.

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And he sued Buzz because of the assault. Thank God the Judge was wise enough to toss out an assault case of a 74yo man punching a douche in his 30's.

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heh.. but that 30 year old verbally assaulted him first.

I'll have to admit I didn't know the name of the third guy who went with Neil and Buzz.

Also, that vid:

I love that video

No, they weren't the first men on the moon.

There were already men there. Hiding in the nooks and crannies for centuries, building their sick twisted robot-fetish pantie-octopus-Nintendo-culture. No one dares speak their ancient tongue, except fat closeted white anime geeks, the Weeaboo. But, translated...these Moon People...

They are called...

THE FUCKING JAPANESE.




Also I'm pretty sure these guys made it to the moon like, ages ago:

DarkAudit said:

Some guy tried to tell Buzz Aldrin that to his face... with predictable results:

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what a cocksucker.

I immediately put that video to Street Fighter II music...made it WAY better. Prick deserved what he got, and glad the judge sided with the verbally abused man in his 70's who felt it was his job to make stupidity of that degree painful.

Gurpel said:

DarkAudit said:

Some guy tried to tell Buzz Aldrin that to his face... with predictable results:

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what a cocksucker.

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Listen to his voice. He sounds like he's been huddling in the basement in terror for a while. What a twerp.

Reminds me of that Ali G segment when he interviewed Buzz Aldrin.

"What was it like to work with the first man to walk on the moon, Louis Armstrong?"
"No no... Neil."
"Alright then, the first guy to kneel on the moon then, whateva..."

ElJuski said:

No, they weren't the first men on the moon.

There were already men there. Hiding in the nooks and crannies for centuries, building their sick twisted robot-fetish pantie-octopus-Nintendo-culture. No one dares speak their ancient tongue, except fat closeted white anime geeks, the Weeaboo. But, translated...these Moon People...

They are called...

THE FUCKING JAPANESE.

Also I'm pretty sure these guys made it to the moon like, ages ago:

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Well you could just drive there.

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Wahad said:

I'll have to admit I didn't know the name of the third guy who went with Neil and Buzz.

Also, that vid:

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It must have sucked to have been Micheal Collins. I mean he got sent all the way to the moon and didn't even get to actually leave the shuttle to step foot on it. Oh, and the bragging from Neil and Buzz about how awesome the moon walk was he must have had to endure the entire trip back home...

And now, 40 years later, people don't even remember his name. He's "That guy who sat in the shuttle while Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin walked on the moon"

David said:

Wahad said:

I'll have to admit I didn't know the name of the third guy who went with Neil and Buzz.

Also, that vid:

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It must have sucked to have been Micheal Collins. I mean he got sent all the way to the moon and didn't even get to actually leave the shuttle to step foot on it. Oh, and the bragging from Neil and Buzz about how awesome the moon walk was he must have had to endure the entire trip back home...

And now, 40 years later, people don't even remember his name. He's "That guy who sat in the shuttle while Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin walked on the moon"

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He got part of a Jethro Tull song out of it, at least.

bhamv2 said:

Reminds me of that Ali G segment when he interviewed Buzz Aldrin.

"What was it like to work with the first man to walk on the moon, Louis Armstrong?"
"No no... Neil."
"Alright then, the first guy to kneel on the moon then, whateva..."

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"When do you think Mankind will be able to walk on the sun?"
"We can't walk on the sun, it's too hot."
"Well what if we go in the wintertime when it's cold?"

so 1% of a poll of people were morons? i can live with that

wish it told us how many got it right though, and those that didnt know at all...

I would actually expect that percentage to be higher.

On another note, Moon landing hoaxtards piss me off more than any other group of conspiracy theory nuts.

sixpackshaker said:

Edrondol said:

Tell Buzz Aldrin that he was a coward and a liar?!? What a smurfing idiot! And not just because he got popped but because he's just dumb.

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And he sued Buzz because of the assault. Thank God the Judge was wise enough to toss out an assault case of a 74yo man punching a douche in his 30's.

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Hahaha, I love it. Weenie tries to cash a check his ass can't backup, and goes sue happy because he can't take responsibility for his actions. Good luck provoking a national hero and then expecting to cash out in court over it. No judge would EVER convict Buzz Aldrin for a provoked punch to the face.

Moon landing conspiracy wing nuts are almost as bad as the 9/11 ones.

Chazwozel said:

sixpackshaker said:

Edrondol said:

Tell Buzz Aldrin that he was a coward and a liar?!? What a smurfing idiot! And not just because he got popped but because he's just dumb.

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And he sued Buzz because of the assault. Thank God the Judge was wise enough to toss out an assault case of a 74yo man punching a douche in his 30's.

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Hahaha, I love it. Weenie tries to cash a check his a** can't backup, and goes sue happy because he can't take responsibility for his actions. Good luck provoking a national hero and then expecting to cash out in court over it. No judge would EVER convict Buzz Aldrin for a provoked punch to the face.

Moon landing conspiracy wing nuts are almost as bad as the 9/11 ones.

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Wingnuts? I always thought that was a term for political extremists. As in, right-wing and left-wing.

Gadzooks said:

so 1% of a poll of people were morons? i can live with that

wish it told us how many got it right though, and those that didnt know at all...

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I think the article said nearly 3/4's got it right. However, how many got it wrong on purpose. Because, NOBODY EVER LIES ON SURVEYS...

Jay Leno did it first.

As for the punch in the face, I love it. If I was a cop I'd have a hard time going through with pressing charges, I mean that man was the second person to walk on the moon.

Buzz Aldrin rules.

Covar said:

Jay Leno did it first.

As for the punch in the face, I love it. If I was a cop I'd have a hard time going through with pressing charges, I mean that man was the second person to walk on the moon.

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I sure as shit wouldn't....book him that is.

Han-Sagan said:

I would actually expect that percentage to be higher.

On another note, Moon landing hoaxtards piss me off more than any other group of conspiracy theory nuts.

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Thankfully, all of their carefully put together "evidence" can be disproven by anyone with a basic grasp of physics.

Frankie said:

Covar said:

Jay Leno did it first.

As for the punch in the face, I love it. If I was a cop I'd have a hard time going through with pressing charges, I mean that man was the second person to walk on the moon.

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I sure as poop wouldn't.

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You'd want to go down in history as the asshole who booked an American hero? Good luck with that.

Chazwozel said:

Frankie said:

Covar said:

Jay Leno did it first.

As for the punch in the face, I love it. If I was a cop I'd have a hard time going through with pressing charges, I mean that man was the second person to walk on the moon.

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I sure as poop wouldn't.

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You'd want to go down in history as the asshole who booked an American hero? Good luck with that.

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I meant I wouldn't book him....which is pretty much the opposite of what I actually posted.

Woops.

You don't call anyone who was alive in the 50s a "liar and coward" to his face. Them's just fightin' words. Frankly, I think fighting words should be more broadly accepted as justification... if people started receiving immediate, painful feedback for the horseshit they spew, maybe they'd stop being such cocktards once the consequences are framed in a manner which they can't help but understand. Actions have consequences, and so do statements.

GasBandit said:

You don't call anyone who was alive in the 50s a "liar and coward" to his face. Them's just fightin' words. Frankly, I think fighting words should be more broadly accepted as justification... if people started receiving immediate, painful feedback for the horseshit they spew, maybe they'd stop being such cocktards once the consequences are framed in a manner which they can't help but understand. Actions have consequences, and so do statements.

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I've seen that 'Fighting Words' have gained some credence in legal circles in recent years.

We're whalers on the moon,
We carry a harpoon.
But there ain't no whales
So we tell tall tales
And sing our whaling tune.

GasBandit said:

You don't call anyone who was alive in the 50s a "liar and coward" to his face. Them's just fightin' words. Frankly, I think fighting words should be more broadly accepted as justification... if people started receiving immediate, painful feedback for the horseshit they spew, maybe they'd stop being such cocktards once the consequences are framed in a manner which they can't help but understand. Actions have consequences, and so do statements.

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Actually, I'm pretty sure if someone gets in your face and you pop them one across the jaw, they'll have a hard time making assault charges stick since they provoked it.

Chazwozel said:

GasBandit said:

You don't call anyone who was alive in the 50s a "liar and coward" to his face. Them's just fightin' words. Frankly, I think fighting words should be more broadly accepted as justification... if people started receiving immediate, painful feedback for the horseshit they spew, maybe they'd stop being such cocktards once the consequences are framed in a manner which they can't help but understand. Actions have consequences, and so do statements.

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Actually, I'm pretty sure if someone gets in your face and you pop them one across the jaw, they'll have a hard time making assault charges stick since they provoked it.

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and it was on camera too. That 30 year old man totally deserve it. I still find it hilarious video.

People really underestimate how strong the word coward is. It's not an insult to be taken lightly.

If someone is yelling in your face, that can be construed as assault. Punching them in return is battery, but probably legally defensible in most cases. But it seems that most people won't deck an abusive loudmouth out of fear of legal repercussions, or fear that they're armed, or just plain fear.

As a British friend of mine once asked, "What the hell do you have to do to get someone to punch you in the face in this country?"

GasBandit said:

You don't call anyone who was alive in the 50s a "liar and coward" to his face. Them's just fightin' words. Frankly, I think fighting words should be more broadly accepted as justification... if people started receiving immediate, painful feedback for the horseshit they spew, maybe they'd stop being such cocktards once the consequences are framed in a manner which they can't help but understand. Actions have consequences, and so do statements.

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We'd have lots of bruised Halforumites then.

Jake said:

As a British friend of mine once asked, "What the * do you have to do to get someone to punch you in the face in this country?"

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I guess it depends on age too. When I was teaching I broke up this fight. I asked the one who threw the first punch why he hit the other kid.
"He said, Yo' Mamma."
I return, "Yo' Mamma what?"
"Just, Yo Mamma."
"Did you hit him for not completing a sentence?"

sixpackshaker said:

Jake said:

As a British friend of mine once asked, "What the * do you have to do to get someone to punch you in the face in this country?"

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I guess it depends on age too. When I was teaching I broke up this fight. I asked the one who threw the first punch why he hit the other kid.
"He said, Yo' Mamma."
I return, "Yo' Mamma what?"
"Just, Yo Mamma."
"Did you hit him for not completing a sentence?"

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bhamv2 said:

GasBandit said:

You don't call anyone who was alive in the 50s a "liar and coward" to his face. Them's just fightin' words. Frankly, I think fighting words should be more broadly accepted as justification... if people started receiving immediate, painful feedback for the horseshit they spew, maybe they'd stop being such cocktards once the consequences are framed in a manner which they can't help but understand. Actions have consequences, and so do statements.

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We'd have lots of bruised Halforumites then.

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I doubt that many of the worst asshats here would be nearly so vocal in person.

Tinwhistler said:

bhamv2 said:

GasBandit said:

You don't call anyone who was alive in the 50s a "liar and coward" to his face. Them's just fightin' words. Frankly, I think fighting words should be more broadly accepted as justification... if people started receiving immediate, painful feedback for the horseshit they spew, maybe they'd stop being such cocktards once the consequences are framed in a manner which they can't help but understand. Actions have consequences, and so do statements.

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We'd have lots of bruised Halforumites then.

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I doubt that many of the worst asshats here would be nearly so vocal in person.

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I am, but my sarcasm is a lot easier to detect too.

Tinwhistler said:

bhamv2 said:

GasBandit said:

You don't call anyone who was alive in the 50s a "liar and coward" to his face. Them's just fightin' words. Frankly, I think fighting words should be more broadly accepted as justification... if people started receiving immediate, painful feedback for the horseshit they spew, maybe they'd stop being such cocktards once the consequences are framed in a manner which they can't help but understand. Actions have consequences, and so do statements.

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We'd have lots of bruised Halforumites then.

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I doubt that many of the worst asshats here would be nearly so vocal in person.

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Oh god I run my mouth off ALL THE FUCKEN TIME.

Touch me, I'll sue!

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ElJuski said:

Tinwhistler said:

bhamv2 said:

GasBandit said:

You don't call anyone who was alive in the 50s a "liar and coward" to his face. Them's just fightin' words. Frankly, I think fighting words should be more broadly accepted as justification... if people started receiving immediate, painful feedback for the horseshit they spew, maybe they'd stop being such cocktards once the consequences are framed in a manner which they can't help but understand. Actions have consequences, and so do statements.

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We'd have lots of bruised Halforumites then.

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I doubt that many of the worst asshats here would be nearly so vocal in person.

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Oh god I run my mouth off ALL THE FUCKEN TIME.

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See I grew up in NYC. It's just a way of life there. :smug:

I'm just spoiled and never had a guy beat the shit out of me at a movie theater. A fat guy ran into me and bowled me over once though. That was in high school. I got in trouble because he was a dick and I was calling him fat; turns out, my dean was once fat too :angry:

fucken fatties

Gas didn't specify the horseshit spewing had to be in real life. Imagine if you received immediate and violent feedback whenever you posted something asshat-like. Submit a troll post, and suddenly WHACK you go flying out of your chair.

In other words, someone invent a machine that allows us to punch other people over the Internet already.

You think you'd be saved from this machine?

... I hadn't thought of that.

Okay, make sure this machine is never invented.

bhamv2 said:

In other words, someone invent a machine that allows us to punch other people over the Internet already.

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Yes, oh yes please, Yes yes yes. Punch is a bit tame, but I'd take it.

bhamv2 said:

Okay, make sure this machine is never invented.

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Oh no you don't, no takey backey! That machine WILL be built!

Goddammit, bhamv!

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You're a coward and a ooff!

Shegokigo said:

bhamv2 said:

In other words, someone invent a machine that allows us to punch other people over the Internet already.

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Yes, oh yes please, Yes yes yes. Punch is a bit tame, but I'd take it.

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I've got just the punch for you to take. Let me introduce you to my little friend...

Oh that's one of my standard genie wishes, should I happen to run into one.

First wish. Financial security
Second wish. Gorgeous women to fawn over me.
Third wish. The ability to punch people across the jaw through my computer monitor.

Chazwozel said:

Oh that's one of my standard genie wishes, should I happen to run into one.

First wish. Financial security
Second wish. Gorgeous women to fawn over me.
Third wish. The ability to punch people across the jaw through my computer monitor.

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Reminds me of a joke:

Guy finds a genie and gets three wishes.

First Wish: Be rich and live in a huge house. So the genie makes a huge house full of money appear. He runs in and rolls around in it.

Second Wish: Have a harem of women, always horny, 100% loyal to him and bi-sexual. He opens the door to his bedroom, they're all there, making out and touching each other, beconning him over.

Spoiler warning is slightly racist:
[spoiler:svwvodkg]Third Wish: To be hung like a black man. A few minutes later there's a knock at his door, he answers it and it's the KKK. They grab him, drag him to the nearest tree and string him up.[/spoiler:svwvodkg]

Shegokigo said:

Chazwozel said:

Oh that's one of my standard genie wishes, should I happen to run into one.

First wish. Financial security
Second wish. Gorgeous women to fawn over me.
Third wish. The ability to punch people across the jaw through my computer monitor.

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Reminds me of a joke:

Guy finds a genie and gets three wishes.

First Wish: Be rich and live in a huge house. So the genie makes a huge house full of money appear. He runs in and rolls around in it.

Second Wish: Have a harem of women, always horny, 100% loyal to him and bi-sexual. He opens the door to his bedroom, they're all there, making out and touching each other, beconning him over.

Spoiler warning is slightly racist:
[spoiler:16y0z3z7]Third Wish: To be hung like a black man. A few minutes later there's a knock at his door, he answers it and it's the KKK. They grab him, drag him to the nearest tree and string him up.[/spoiler:16y0z3z7]

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So there are three castaway guys running down a hill away from a rock slide, full speed, on a deserted island and an evil genie appears. The genie laughs and says he's going to turn them all into something, but they have a choice as to what that's going to be. The genie asks the first guy what he wants to be turned into. Huffing and puffing down the hill, the first guy says, "an Eagle" to get the hell out of here. Poof, it is done and he flies away. Second guy is huffing and puffing down the hill says, " a shark" Poof he's a shark in the ocean water near the island swimming away. Finally the genie repeats his evil wager, "What do you want me to turn you into?" While preoccupied with what we wants to become, the third guy trips and yells, "OH SHIT!".

Did somebody say wish?



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TeKeo said:

Goddammit, bhamv!

:slap:

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:waah:
Everyone wants to hit me.

bhamv2 said:

TeKeo said:

Goddammit, bhamv!

:slap:

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:waah:
Everyone wants to hit me.

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I wish that bus of yours would run over the red-nosed git. :moon:

A bear and a rabbit stumble upon a genie's lamp. The genie grants them both three wishes, to be granted one at a time.

First, the bear says, "I want this forest to be ample with delicious food to eat." And so, the genie grants his wish, and the forest is filled with delicious berries, deer, and other delectables.

The rabbit then says, "I want a motorcycle helmet." The genie grants his wish, and the bear scoffs. "Your wish is stupid," he says, "for my second wish--I want the luxury of an expansive cave, where I can live and sleep happily." Genie grants his wish, and the bear is smug and delighted.

The rabbit nods, then says, "I want a motorcycle." The genie grants his wish, and the bear balks. "What? A MOTORCYCLE!? REDICULOUS!" He glowers at the rabbit, then says, "For my third wish, I want the forest to be filled with only beautiful bear women for me to do as I see fit." The genie grants his wish, and soon, the forest is teaming with girl bears. "Beat that, stupid rabbit."

So the rabbit goes, "For my third wish, I want that bear to be gay." He jumps on his motorcycle and rides off.

Chazwozel said:

ElJuski said:

Tinwhistler said:

bhamv2 said:

We'd have lots of bruised Halforumites then.

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I doubt that many of the worst asshats here would be nearly so vocal in person.

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Oh god I run my mouth off ALL THE FUCKEN TIME.

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See I grew up in NYC. It's just a way of life there. :smug:

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I don't consider either of you guys in the "Worst asshats" list

To be fair, unlike the past three forums, some of the more arguementative/thread lock-causing forumites claim some martial art mastery, so it would be like a halforum fight club.

Back on the moon landing, I actually know a student who believes we have never been to soace and its all propaganda,

The only way that video could be better is if someone add the keyboard cat at the end xD