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Why are women such necrophiliacs? (Warm Bodies movie)

Jul 12, 2012#1

HowDroll

Now, I've been known to lust after a vampire or two (Spike from BTVS is my all-time husbando), although I like to think I'm more attracted to anti-hero badassery than fangs, but someone told me about the upcoming zombie romance movie Warm Bodies and I thought it was a joke until I found it on IMDB.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1588173/

After a zombie becomes involved with the girlfriend of one of his victims, their romance sets in motion a sequence of events that might transform the entire lifeless world.

Our dashing hero:

A picture with our heroine, ~~Bella Swann~~ whothefuckcares

OHHH YEAH BABY, YOU CAN EAT MY BRAINS ANYTIME.

Jul 12, 2012#2

sixpackshaker

It will still be better than Twilight.

Jul 12, 2012#3

Covar

Jul 12, 2012#4

PatrThom

HowDroll said:
OHHH YEAH BABY, YOU CAN EAT MY BRAINS ANYTIME.

I think the movie will succeed at that with quite a few people.

--Patrick

Jul 12, 2012#5

Fun Size

Even worse: based on a book.

Jul 12, 2012#6

ScytheRexx

No.....

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO :rage:

Jul 12, 2012#7

Bubble181

really? Really?!

Jul 12, 2012#8

Azurephoenix

This movie will be pure and utter shit... plain and simple.

Also, this is a seriously terrible premise for a story... movie, book, play... ANYTHING.

Jul 12, 2012#9

Covar

idk, give the female lead black hair and more eyeliner, and you've got yourself a Tim Burton film.

Jul 12, 2012#10

blotsfan

Dont forget making the male lead Johnny Depp.

Jul 12, 2012#11

Soliloquy

I hope this fails. I hope against hope against hope.

Please tell me that a dead man isn't the only thing most women want.

Jul 12, 2012#12

HowDroll

Soliloquy said:
Please tell me that a dead man isn't the only thing most women want.

Dat rigor mortis :unibrow:

Jul 12, 2012#13

Soliloquy

I guess I could, like, lay still and not make a noise, but then there's the problem of body heat

Jul 12, 2012#14

Dave

You have to throw a shirtless werewolf in there somewhere to satisfy the bestiality part as well.[DOUBLEPOST=1342117958][/DOUBLEPOST]

Soliloquy said:
I guess I could, like, lay still and not make a noise, but then there's the problem of body heat

Hey! Quit stealing my moves!

Jul 12, 2012#15

sixpackshaker

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_erection

If getting zombified is fast... it could work.

Jul 12, 2012#16

Cheesy1

Dave said:
You have to throw a shirtless werewolf in there somewhere to satisfy the bestiality part as well.

No Dave, you want them to get sued? It'll be a shirtless Black Lagoon monster, duh!

Jul 12, 2012#17

PatrThom

I kinda want to rent it...just to satisfy my morbid curiosity.

--Patrick

EDIT: And because John Malkovich will be in it.

Jul 12, 2012#18

Frank

Oh God damn it. I like Nicholas Hoult too. Skins was a rad show.

Jul 13, 2012#19

Bumble the Boy Wonder

My girlfriend read the book years ago. She loved it. Said it was funny and sweet, but not really a "omg I want zombie secks" like twilight did with vampires.

I'm pretty sure this is being produced by the same company that made twilight, so it's pretty clear as to how they want to spin the story..

Jul 13, 2012#20

WasabiPoptart

Dafuq?

Jul 13, 2012#21

North_Ranger

Well, after Twilight and 50 Shades of Grey I can only say...

Dem bitches be crazy.

Or I could joke about women wanting the perfect man: he's got no life of his own, he needs a woman to control him and he wants her for her brains. But that would be just mean of me

Jul 13, 2012#22

Bowielee

If you're interested in a zombie love story that's actually good , I recommend
http://www.aaahzombies.com/

Jul 13, 2012#23

HowDroll

Bumble the Boy Wonder said:
My girlfriend read the book years ago. She loved it. Said it was funny and sweet, but not really a "omg I want zombie secks" like twilight did with vampires.

I'm pretty sure this is being produced by the same company that made twilight, so it's pretty clear as to how they want to spin the story..

It is being produced by the same company as Twilight, and the poster makes the target demographic abundantly clear. It's too bad, really. A zombie love story actually has a lot of comedic potential.

Then again, I have said for years that the first Twilight movie is one of the funniest of all time if you watch it drunk off your ass.

Jul 13, 2012#24

Zappit

Next up - Cthulu: A Love Story

Jul 13, 2012#25

ScytheRexx

Jul 13, 2012#26

sixpackshaker

Zappit said:
Next up - Cthulu: A Love Story

That would be HUGE in Japan.

Jul 13, 2012#27

North_Ranger

sixpackshaker said:
That would be HUGE in Japan.

Godzilla-sized monster + tentacles = instant hit.

Now they just need an all-female cast and a discount on school uniforms.

Jul 13, 2012#28

LordRendar

North_Ranger said:
...discount on school uniforms.

Just get second hand ones from the vending machine.

Jul 13, 2012#29

wana10

sixpackshaker said:
That would be HUGE in Japan.

already exists http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haiyore!_Nyaruko-san

Jul 13, 2012#30

Dave

Ugh. Why is it that immortal and powerful beings always want to date high schoolers? Isn't that setting the bar kinda low?

Jul 13, 2012#31

sixpackshaker

[elvis .jpg]

Jul 13, 2012#32

PatrThom

Dave said:
Ugh. Why is it that immortal and powerful beings always want to date high schoolers? Isn't that setting the bar kinda low?

Some day I'll have to watch this series to see if it's any good.

--Patrick

Jul 13, 2012#33

Dei

PatrThom said:
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Some day I'll have to watch this series to see if it's any good.

--Patrick

I remember liking that show enough to buy the DVDs... then again I haven't watched it in like 12 years so...

Jul 13, 2012#34

Bowielee

Jul 13, 2012#35

LordRendar

PatrThom said:
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Some day I'll have to watch this series to see if it's any good.

--Patrick

Read it,it is very good.

Well,until it turns out that Keichis love of 20 years was constantly manipulated by the Gods,so he wont desire Belldandy in a physical way.

Jul 14, 2012#36

North_Ranger

Bowielee said:

Please tell me that's a joke trailer.

Jul 14, 2012#37

Bowielee

Nope, actual movie. Oancitizen from TGWTG actually reviewed it.

Jul 14, 2012#38

North_Ranger

Bowielee said:
Nope, actual movie. Oancitizen from TGWTG actually reviewed it.

Head. Meet desk.

Jul 16, 2012#39

Green_Lantern

North_Ranger said:
Head. Meet desk.

There is worse...

...there is lot worse ó.ò

Jul 17, 2012#40

North_Ranger

Green_Lantern said:
There is worse...

...there is lot worse ó.ò

Please don't elaborate on that. I'm begging you here.

Jul 17, 2012#41

Gusto

Long.

Exasperated.

Sigh.

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