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And this one for this thread creation!?

Cause they want to convert you and pray away your gay.

To quote lil sin. "Fuck" that!

Btw, how much did you love "Zombies of Mass Destruction"?

Cause I <3 it, like alot.

"Don't shoot, I'm gay!"

Is he cured yet?

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Fixed!

But I'm a Cheerleader gets watched at least once a year as well.

lol

Mine isn't as interesting:

Yeah, ripped Ghandi > Small Business.

Where do I even begin with this travesty?

At least they're both white.

Which is yet one of the many fails for me.

Because I already eat too much?
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Symbolism not lost on me either, btw.

At least it's telling you not to eat any "bananas"



Look at that enticing look, how could I not click?

Shegokigo said:

Where do I even begin with this travesty?

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How about explaining what's wrong with it. You wouldn't want to date a conservative Christian, so why would you care if they don't want to date you?

I think what's wrong with it, is for some reason the Ad-chooser thought it would be apropos to show Shego.

GasBandit said:

I think what's wrong with it, is for some reason the Ad-chooser thought it would be apropos to show Shego.

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I've gottten ads for gay dating sites, cougar dating sites, Filipino, Asian and who knows what other ethnicity dating sites; ads for vintage lingerie, home mortgages, and so many other mismatches, but you don't see me being a whiny little snot about it, or taking pot-shots at strawmen.

Either you're late for your medication or your dosage is off Pez, cause you're hilarious.

@Sera - Will update with a couple new ones soon as I get out of this ridiculous place I call work.

Hilarious!

--Patrick

Shego, clearly you just have trouble accepting God's plan in your life. Don't you know why he created woman?

God hadn't yet clarified the difference between right and left, I see.

--Patrick

PatrThom said:

God hadn't yet clarified the difference between right and left, I see.

--Patrick

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And yet had already spoken with the Earl of Sandwich!

The Obama for president ad cracks me up... seeing one of the Anonymous 99%'ers wearing the Guy Fawkes Mask on there is just amazing.

Pray the gay away, Sera!

CrimsonSoul said:

Pray the gay away, Sera!

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"I can't believe I'm in the same genus as you. I'm embarrassed to call myself Homo." --Farnsworth

Who wants to be just a Dragonborn when I can be

of Atlantis!

What if it's Kuato!?!
What if it's a Xenomorph?!?
What if it's a beer gut?!?!?!

Why didn't you tell me you were expecting Sera!

If only I could.

Infer what you will.

Shegokigo said:

Where do I even begin with this travesty?

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I'd start with that hat! What is this, the roaring 20s? There's dressing up for a date and there's dressing like a weird Christian hipster who tries to draw parallels from the bible and the issue of GQ he leaves on his nightstand.

SeraRelm said:

What if it's Kuato!?!
What if it's a Xenomorph?!?
What if it's a beer gut?!?!?!

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I read somewhere that the folk wisdom about predicting the gender comes down to the belly shape. If the pregnant woman's belly is like a beach-ball, round and even, it's a boy. If it's like an upside-down pear, bulging more at the top, it's a girl.

Or was it the other way around?

Or you know, go to your OBGYN?

Shegokigo said:

Or you know, go to your OBGYN?

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And have some dude look at my pussy no thanks

Except all my doctors have been women, which can be a request.

ElJuski said:

And have some dude look at my pussy no thanks

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You want them to look at BananaHands?

They can also gauge melanin level!

And it looks like the white boy baby is winding up to punch the black girl baby. There's a wonderful unintentional subtext for you.

Melanin, unless you're talking about measuring circadian rhythms.

SeraRelm said:

If only I could.

Infer what you will.

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Hazel Jones?

--Patrick

That's not golf and I'm not joining the LGBTPGA!

figmentPez said:

cougar dating sites, Filipino, Asian and who knows what other ethnicity dating sites; ads for vintage lingerie, home mortgages.

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I don't know about the ad, but I totally thought you were into those things.

Mark it in your notes, Shego: Figment will not date cougars, Filipinos, Asians, or other ethnicities; he does not wear vintage lingerie (I thought we all did this?) and will not take a mortgage out on his home (power to ya).

Because all mothers are uneducated.

SeraRelm said:

They can also gauge melanin level!

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Was I the only one thinking the white baby was taking a swing at the black one?

Jay said:

Was I the only one thinking the white baby was taking a swing at the black one?

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No.

SeraRelm said:

Because all mothers are uneducated.

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This got really weird in Ireland when I was there as an exchange student. You know how they show commercials in movie theaters before trailers and the film proper? Well, there wasn't a single time when one of the ads wasn't for a "family planning service" or "hotline", with imagery of empty class rooms filling up and shattered mirrors and glasses mending itself to melancholy piano music and a message that an unexpected pregnancy isn't the end of the world.

Top of page!


Bottom of page!


They've started working together.

Fatty fatty boomba-latty.

Ok, this one I can work with.

Um... hm.

hot

I just get ads for Dominos Pizza... is it trying to tell me something?

Heh. I currently have an ad for "OurBabymaker," which looks to be a service that allows you to take a pic of you and your SO and "predict" what your baby would look like, but there's no way in hell I'm clicking on it, so inquiring minds will have to look it up on their own. Also, an ad for what to do once we've made a baby... go to Disneyland.

Gared said:

Heh. I currently have an ad for "OurBabymaker," which looks to be a service that allows you to take a pic of you and your SO and "predict" what your baby would look like, but there's no way in hell I'm clicking on it, so inquiring minds will have to look it up on their own. Also, an ad for what to do once we've made a baby... go to Disneyland.

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My first guess is that your baby will sprout horns...

Shegokigo said:

Where do I even begin with this travesty?

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He looks like the kind of guy that still listens to Sugar Ray. Nobody likes that guy.

How are these three things even related???

--Patrick

PatrThom said:

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How are these three things even related???

--Patrick

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Adopt a robot butthumper?

I think Halforums is telling me to become a prostitute?

Oooh a consultant! How is that decadent pleasure?

SeraRelm said:

I think Halforums is telling me to become a prostitute?

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The users, or the ads?

The forum is a living entity.

SeraRelm said:

The forum is a living entity.

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Yes, but it's mostly just a dyspeptic, bloated monster that shambles along upon its way, oblivious and uncaring to the scratchings of us parasites upon its back... though we do notice when the thing falls down.

And now we know how you view parenthood.

SeraRelm said:

And now we know how you view parenthood.

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There is no parasite more insidious than the larval human.

I've got nothing really to add to the conversation except one small thing:

Add is short for addition.
Ad is short for advertisement.

You meant to say "ad," not "add."

Really minor nitpicking, but it's been bugging me.

Only typo for it was in the title.

What typo?

ThatNickGuy said:

I've got nothing really to add to the conversation except one small thing:

Add is short for addition.
Ad is short for advertisement.

You meant to say "ad," not "add."

Really minor nitpicking, but it's been bugging me.

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Man, now this thread has been Grammar Godwin'ed...

Had to be said. It was bugging me. But yeah, it was just the title. No biggie.

you bastards.. give me back my corsets!

ThatNickGuy said:

Had to be said. It was bugging me. But yeah, it was just the title. No biggie.

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Pft. English Majors.