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Why'd You Rob the Bank?

#1

Shegokigo

Shegokigo

Economic downfall? Buy food for his family? Save his house from repossesion?

Hell no! To buy Cocaine and a New TV+XBox from Wal-Mart of course!

(Suspect) winced when the judge set a six-figure bond on robbery and drug charges Tuesday afternoon.

Police arrested (Suspect), 23, after he allegedly robbed the Bank, about 4:20 p.m. Monday.

(Suspect) displayed no weapon when he stepped up to the counter and passed a note to a bank clerk that read, \"give me the money or I will shoot,\" police said.

The teller passed over at least $4,000 — all in $20 bills — and he took off in a lowrider, pewter Dodge pickup truck with custom wheels.

A police patrolman spotted (Suspect’s) truck about six hours later, court documents state. The officer pulled over (Suspect) and arrested him after matching his face with security camera footage given to police.

Officers also found more than four grams of cocaine in the truck that (Suspect) later told investigators he bought with some of the bank’s cash, police said.

(Suspect) gave police a written confession and led them to his residence, where about $4,000 in $20 bills was found. Police also recovered the note and several electronic items he purchased with cash Monday night from an area Wal-Mart.

\"Economic gain — that is all his motivation was in this,\" Police Chief said. \"He has cooperated with the investigation thus far.\"

At an arraignment Tuesday afternoon, (Suspect) winced after Municipal Judge set his bond at $280,000 on charges of robbery and possession of a controlled substance.

Both charges are second-degree felonies punishable by up to 20 years in prison and a possible fine of up to $10,000 upon conviction.

(Suspect) had one misdemeanor drug possession and other minor offenses on his criminal record.

(Suspect) was set to be taken to the County Jail late Tuesday afternoon.
http://peopleofwalmart.com/?paged=5


How much you wanna bet it was him? :facepalm:


#2

Dave

Dave

Criminal mastermind! He should really eat his own poop at the trial.


#3

DarkAudit

DarkAudit

I was expecting something more like this:

A bank robber offered an unusual explanation Monday for why he held up an Ephrata bank in 2007.

He did it to get away from his abusive wife, he told a judge during his sentencing in Lancaster County Court.

In fact, Anthony Miller, 39, wanted so badly to escape his wife — even if it meant going to jail — that he repeatedly asked tellers during the robbery, "Did you call the police yet?"

"She was very abusive to me," Miller told Judge Louis Farina. "I was scared. She threatened to commit suicide if I ever left her."

Miller's defense attorney, Robert Beyer, said that when the woman, now Miller's ex-wife, came to pick up his car after he was taken into custody, she met with the arresting officer.

After 20 minutes with her, the officer said, "I was ready for jail, too," Beyer dryly noted.

Farina sentenced Miller to 3 to 6 years in prison, a little longer than Miller had wanted. Beyer asked the judge to give Miller, who has already spent 31 months in prison, a sentence of time served.

The judge, however, said Miller committed a serious crime and used a BB gun that looked like a real gun during the robbery, even though it wasn't loaded and he never threatened anyone with it.

Farina said, "I accept he may not have wanted to hurt anyone. He made a very bad decision under a period of stress."

Turning to Miller, the judge said, "We have to make sure you don't do that again."

Miller pleaded guilty in June to the robbery of the Ephrata National Bank on Martin Avenue in February 2007.

The day of the bank robbery, Miller purchased a BB gun at Wal-Mart, took it out of the box and went to the bank, Beyer said.

Miller stayed at the bank for four minutes, as tellers collected money. A witness said, "He wanted someone to call the police."

An employee did trigger an alarm and police, who were nearby, arrested Miller as he left the bank.

When he walked out of the door, Miller hesitated for a moment, Beyer said, thinking that he might want police to kill him and "have this be over with," but then changed his mind.

Miller, who has no criminal record, decided to rob the bank after a series of problems — marital, financial and emotional, Beyer said.

Miller met his wife through a Christian dating Web site. She moved to the county from Washington state and the couple was married in 2004.

The pair soon had problems and Miller wanted to end the marriage, but his wife threatened to overdose on pills, he said.

During this time, Miller also struggled with depression. A welder, he had a job that did not offer health insurance and he said could not afford the medications he needed for his condition.

Feeling desperate, he saw the bank robbery as a way to get away from his wife.

Farina listened and then noted a very curious thing: When Miller was arrested, he asked police if he could call his wife.

Beyer said, "He didn't say what he was going to say."

"Goodbye? It's your fault?" Farina asked, his eyebrows raised. "So it's her fault?"

Beyer responded that Miller doesn't blame anyone but himself.

"His wife's actions drove him to it?" Farina asked. "He saw this as his way out?"

"Absolutely," Beyer said.

Miller weighed in, saying, "I certainly wasn't thinking straight. That's not the way I normally act. I believe I had a nervous breakdown that day."

Farina told Miller that he traumatized people in the bank with the gun.

The judge said he wanted to give Miller more than just the time he had already served in prison so he could get evaluated and counseled.

"You need enough time and supervision so we can identify what are your problems," he said.


#4

Rob King

Rob King

DA, is that a genuine article? It sounds like something from the Onion.


#5

Tinwhistler

Tinwhistler

DA, is that a genuine article? It sounds like something from the Onion.
looks legit
http://articles.lancasteronline.com/local/4/241645


#6

Hailey Knight

Hailey Knight

After 20 minutes with her, the officer said, "I was ready for jail, too," Beyer dryly noted.
lolz
:thumbsup:


#7



GeneralOrder24

DA, is that a genuine article? It sounds like something from the Onion.
looks legit
http://articles.lancasteronline.com/local/4/241645[/QUOTE]

It's totally legit. I read it in a paper in a coffee shop not too long ago.


#8

DarkAudit

DarkAudit

Yep. It's legit. just didn't post the link I used. It's from the Lancaster paper.


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